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• 03:24 I'm doing private show for about another half hour! Come and get one while I'm still on! ping.fm/ofCTe #
• 04:52 I have so much to do! I have so much to do! I'm not going to even turn on my TV this entire week. #
• 05:45 Q:well if you eva shit awesomeness, could do it in a diaper and mail... A:Hahahahaha. Amazing. formspring.me/UndressJess/q/282919967 #
• 05:48 My attention is lacking this evening. I need uppers. Uppers make me smart as a whistle. #
• 06:23 Just took my 62nd mugshot! www.dailymugshot.com/main/show/25691 #
• 06:35 Haha! I can only hope that Saki does this song as well on Saturday... This woman rules. ping.fm/V2PrD #
• 06:43 I wonder if you can go to a masseuse and just ask for a half hour face massage. Cause that's what I need. Noonie? Hit me up! #
• 07:00 Ranch and peanut sauce mixed together tastes strangely delicious on fried mozzarella sticks. #
• 07:05 Q:Im a DJ can you do a voice drop for me? A:If I do that do I get a copy of the song you use... formspring.me/UndressJess/q/283059244 #
• 07:17 I'm pissed! There's high fructose corn syrup in my fucking yogurt. I gave it to the cats. My cats flipping LOVE yogurt. #
• 08:25 Can someone take a avatar of mine and make it 19.5 KB for me? Email me! jess@undressjess.com :) #
• 08:46 Q:Give me an email and I will give you instructions for the drop. ... A:jess@undressjess.com :) formspring.me/UndressJess/q/283138864 #
• 08:47 Q: Do you prefer mornings or nights? A: Nights, duh. www.society.me/q/19422/view #
• 08:48 Q: Can you share a picture of your favorite car? A: Hahahaha! Yes I can! (photo) www.society.me/q/19423/view #
• 08:52 I think it's time to get ready for bed. It seems like everyone else in the universe is already there... #
• 08:59 I'm freezing some chopped up bananas for my morning smoothies. Do you think the slices will turn brown before they actually freeze? #
• 09:07 This video was totally my mom's project. She rules. ping.fm/8VAC6 #
• 09:42 Um, why is this only $20? ping.fm/ktynV #
• 09:42 You are feeling better about a relationship now, even if there... More for Aquarius twittascope.com/twittascope/?sign=11 #
• 10:38 Hahaha! It's an edible bacon fat candle! ping.fm/o8D3W #
• 10:49 I've gotta walk the dog again, wash this coconut oil shit off of my face and go to bed. My throat feels funny. #
• 11:31 I'm gonna sleep with my notebook next to the bed tonight cause I always get ideas when I'm half-asleep and pen and paper are out of reach! #
• 11:52 I need to hurry and make some new clip in hair extensions. I out grew my old ones pretty quickly. My hairs are the same length as them now! #
• 18:13 I just woke up and it's kind of freezing up in here... Up in here! #
• 21:11 I just went and picked up a paler color in my favorite drugstore foundation since I stopped fake tanning: maybelline superstay! #
• 21:17 I got 3 wishlist items today. The Mighty Boosh box set, Generation Rx and The book "You Can Heal Your Life" recommended by @CharlieSheena :) #
• 23:17 I'm gonna nap until 6 and then get up and get ready for my 3D show on undressjess.com at 7pm CST! :) #
• 01:08 Time for my 3D show on undressjess.com! Make sure you have you red and blue 3D specs to view! ;) ping.fm/9LcCH #
• 01:59 Q:hey there sexy. would u like to jiggle that juicy ass on my face? :D... A:Haha, sure! formspring.me/UndressJess/q/286079046 #
• 02:00 I flipping love Natasha Atlas! I'm listen to a song of hers I choreographed a dance to when I was 16. It makes me a little sad. #
• 02:48 I was gonna make a smoothie but I just looked in the blender & there is something black in the very bottom & it smells like something died. #

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• 04:12 We just got back and man am I fucking sleepy! I may have to just edit that video (that I put off yesterday) tomorrow. #
• 04:45 Haha! This game is awesome! ping.fm/lUf09 #
• 05:11 This is the best out of all the games! ping.fm/QOVkx I wish I could have these on my site! Some sites have games right? #
• 06:14 Just a reminder guys I usually never read my DMs here so email me instead! jess@undressjess.com :) #
• 06:15 Are you a musician? Do you want to cross promote? If you allow me use your music in my videos you would get a LOT of exposure ! Let me know! #
• 06:23 My roots are out of control again. On 1 hand this is a great thing because it means my hair is growing on the other hand it's a huge pain. #
• 06:33 Q:what is the the area formula??? A:I don't even know what that means? formspring.me/UndressJess/q/278727010 #
• 06:42 This Saturday is the Drop Dead Darlings one year show. It will be at Bullocks tavern doors open at 8, $5 to get in show starts at 10! #
• 08:37 I have been up all playing these... This girl is my fave! ping.fm/TU3kh #
• 09:31 You may have to pare back your plans now, especially if you ar... More for Aquarius twittascope.com/twittascope/?sign=11 #
• 20:44 I just woke up and I'm making Indian food. My cats are already driving me nuts today. #
• 20:53 Um this dress if flipping AMAZING! I love it! ping.fm/CSZVe #
• 20:59 There is a episode of Tyra coming on right now about sugar daddies and sugar babies! I used to be one of those... Let's watch together! :) #
• 21:10 Jeeze! Tyra is so fucking rude sometimes just because she doesn't understand differ ent types of alternative lifestyles. #
• 22:29 I got that awesome garter belt with the beaded fringe off of my burlesque wish list in the mail today! :) #
• 22:54 Oh fuck shit! I'm getting the brain shocks from quitting my Effexor. Fuck the pharmaceutical industry! #
• 23:02 Q:happy women´s day A:Is today really women's day? That's cool! formspring.me/UndressJess/q/280928568 #
• 23:03 Q:What kind of work would you like to do, wh... A:I will be managing other porn starlets and... formspring.me/UndressJess/q/280932035 #
• 23:03 Ask me anything! formspring.me/UndressJess #
• 23:03 Q:Do u think that sex is better /or more fun... A:Ha no. I can't say that because I don't e... formspring.me/UndressJess/q/280934946 #
• 23:25 If you're a musician and want to let me use your tunes for my dirty (and clean!) videos please email me a sample at jess@undressjess.com! :) #
• 23:29 I hope those clip on bangs get here in time for Saki Tsunami's show on Saturday with The Drop Dead Darlings! ping.fm/CDMkh #
• 23:50 Haha! I'm only putting away my Christmas tree NOW. I rule... #
• 00:17 My tits are huge. I've finally hit puberty. Be jealous! #
• 00:35 Um I just read an email from a guy who starts out, "I thought you were dead". WTF? Why would someone send me something that fucking stupid? #
• 00:38 PLEASE DO NOT DIRECT MESSAGE ME ON TWITTER. I will NOT answer them. Email me instead. jess@undressjess.com #
• 00:54 I'm in a BAD fucking mood. I won't be communicating with anymore people today except for at my member's only show at 8pm on undressjess.com. #
• 01:10 Q:has a guy ever said no to you for sex??? A:No. Not yet anyways! :) formspring.me/UndressJess/q/281653716 #
• 01:10 Q:i think you are a really cool person who does really cool things. do you al... A:I try to! ;) formspring.me/UndressJess/q/281654879 #
• 02:03 Grrr this spy cam situation is really getting under my skin and I want to shoot someone. #
• 02:04 Tonight's Truth or Dare Trivia on undressjess.com is about to begin so get's your front row seats at ping.fm/tv0iW !!! :) #

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• 03:28 I kind of want a nap but I really need to edit this movie and walk the dog! What should I do? #
• 03:30 If you are a musician & want free promotion in exchange for letting me use your tunes in my adult videos let me know! jess@undressjess.com #
• 04:36 I'm gonna take a quick nap until Jay get's here... He should be here in like 20 minutes. #
• 10:20 You may be tempted to shop for something you really don't need... More for Aquarius twittascope.com/twittascope/?sign=11 #
• 10:43 We are mourning Adam being in jail by watching "The Trailer Park B oys"! #
• 11:18 I'm sad that my buddy is in jail. The man is totally bullshit. #
• 13:42 I know I best personally ate the best Indian food ever. But I bet I'll be making it for Steve again later! #
• 22:01 Get me this costume & get a 3 month pass to undressjess.com or a 6 month pass to undressjess.shakinit.com! You're choice! ping.fm/bzT #
• 02:04 We are going to eat at the casino! We'll be back later home slices! :) #

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• 03:05 I had a really fun show tonight guys! Thanks for being so awesome! :) #
• 03:06 Now I'm doing private shows for the next hour some get some booty while it's hot! ping.fm/lFsaD #
• 03:16 Uh oh... There's possible trouble in spy cam land! :( I may have to find another service for my streaming cams, any suggestions? #
• 03:43 I need to listen to more music... What do you personally like better: last.fm or pandora? I like both! :) #
• 03:50 Damn! My first boyfriend ever got super hot... ping.fm/RPBJB?id=100000247624675 #
• 04:26 I miss Bruce! But I'm glad he's having lots of fun out of town! :) #
• 04:28 Q:have u ever been fucked in the ass? and wo... A:Sure and yes I'd do it again but I haven't... formspring.me/UndressJess/q/268827284 #
• 04:28 Q: Besides Australia, where would you live in the USA? Not counting Indiana. A: Washington Duh! www.society.me/q/17271/view #
• 04:34 I'm the pied piper of all the kitties in this neighborhood bitches! You better ask somebody! #
• 04:55 I have an old flip camera and a sony cyber shot to give away... Who should I give these to? Who out of my friends would use them the most? #
• 04:59 I need a song to edit my newest shakinit video to! Any musicians out there want to let me use their music for some promotion? #
• 05:23 Seriously guys I need some music for my next shakinit video or I can't edit it tonight. Do you know any musicians willing to share? #
• 06:17 Camtasia just crashed & I just lost everything I was working on editing. AWESOME! I'm gonna drink that nasty Busch that's in my fridge now. #
• 06:19 Want to let me use your music in exchange for promotion? Email me your origin al mp3s to undressjess@gmail.com :) #
• 06:31 How in the fuck is this a real game? "Rape The Teacher"? Seriously? ping.fm/sGcSS #
• 07:04 Just took my 61st mugshot! www.dailymugshot.com/main/show/25691 #
• 07:10 Check it out: bit.ly/2fG5uI #
• 07:21 I need music to use in my sexy movies! If you know any musicians wanting to cross promote have them email me! undressjess@gmail.com #
• 08:06 Q:if you lock your legs around someones face. .. A:Haha! I dunno how to answer this... I'll... formspring.me/UndressJess/q/269335078 #
• 08:07 Q:whats the best thing about you that we don... A:Hmmm, I dunno since I'm such an open book.... formspring.me/UndressJess/q/269335986 #
• 08:25 Q:If you could change one thing that happened last ... A:I would not have had a fucking stroke. formspring.me/UndressJess/q/269351701 #
• 08:26 Q: Do you like Facebook, Twitter or Myspace? A: Twitter first and then facebook. I really should stop wa www.society.me/q/17347/view< /a> #
• 08:26 Q: Do you like Google, Yahoo or MSN? A: I prefer yahoo. I'm moxietarte on yahoo btw! ;) www.society.me/q/17348/view #
• 08:37 Hey ladies! Is there anything like the hitachi magic wand that is cordless and waterproof? I heard that there is but I can't find it... #
• 08:59 My dog is snoring and snuggling, which means it's time for bed. Obviously. #
• 09:50 I couldn't sleep. I had to get up and take some melatonin. I hope it kicks in fast. #
• 10:12 All of a sudden I am dizzy and I think I might vomit up thi s melatonin. I hope I pass out asleep before that happens... #
• 10:23 LKFAJ: I was majorly goth in high school. I even had a purse shaped like a fucking coffin. That's hardcore and shit. #
• 10:31 LKFAJ: My 5th grade teacher's name was Mr. Bacon. How awesome is that? I wonder if he's still alive and kickin'... #
• 10:31 Ask me anything! formspring.me/UndressJess #
• 10:35 Everyone check out this sex toy shop my buddy owns! The have ANYTHING and EVERYTHING under the sun for CHEAP! ping.fm/jrzGY #
• 10:37 Everyone I know is over their prime and married. This makes me want to move to a REAL city. Lame. #
• 10:40 The melatonin has kicked in and is pulling me to bed. I'll meet you all in dreamland but I'm not giving out the free hand-jobs this time! #
• 11:38 You are excited about the prospects of hanging out with friend... More for Aquarius twittascope.com/twittascope/?sign=11 #
• 18:06 Q: What do you find hot about asian guys? A: Well I really am just into the different types of Asian cult www.society.me/q/17535/view #
• 18:11 First item on today's to do list... Fix my twitter account! #
• 19:13 Q:what is your fav pair of undies? A:I like tiny thongs and boy shorts that fit JUST right. ... formspring.me/UndressJess/q/270667999 #
• 20:53 I added some new stuff to my "sexy time" wish list! Wanna send me something hot! Then check this shit out! ping.fm/Onl0R :) #
• 21:03 My grandma is bringing my chicken fingers from Sonic! I fucking love those but I think I need to watch Food Inc again. It hasn't set in. #
• 21:27 I'm revamping my yahoo group today so you should join fo r and check out all the new stuff that's coming! ping.fm/bZg6t #
• 22:12 Where my chicken strips at? Bitch better have my honey mustard sauce too! :) #
• 22:26 Get me this costume & get a 3 month pass to undressjess.com or a 6 month pass to undressjess.shakinit.com! You're choice! ping.fm/0bN #
• 23:37 Q:who, is the muffin man??? A:You mean the one who lives in Drury Lane? formspring.me/UndressJess/q/272057151 #
• 23:37 Q:What you ever tried masturbating using a game controller?... A:Haha how would that even work? formspring.me/UndressJess/q/272058427 #
• 00:19 OMFG! My friend Adam is in fucking jail AGAIN. I'm going to hit him in the fucking face when he get's out if they even let him out this ti #
• 00:27 Oh great. His sister just texted me and said he's going to prison. I could like to kill him for this. God how can he be so stupid!? #
• 00:53 I just ordered these products to cover up my crazy dark circles... I'll do a full review on them via youtube soon! ping.fm/v129M #
• 01:50 The witchy woman on "What Not To Wear" has the best curly hair cut ever! I have to find it online and get Neal to do it up with a quickness! #
• 02:04 Time for tonight's show on undressjess.com! Come and see me homies! :) ping.fm/Vh5k7 #

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• 03:22 My boy/girl fuck porno I just edited was so flipping hot I have to go masturbate while it finishes rendering... You guys are gonna love it! #
• 03:59 I figured out how to make my update thumbs for my tour in GIMP! It's not perfect but it's my first try... ping.fm/vl0XQ #
• 04:09 It feels like a Sunday. Oh well at least I'm getting some shit done... #
• 04:09 I just uploaded an exclusive HOT movie to RUDE: www.rude.com/UndressJess?myflix #
• 05:07 My newest porno I just posted for my undressjess.com members is now available for individual download at my clip store! ping.fm/c26Xv #
• 05:09 I wish I could be more honest with myself but there are things I just can't admit... #
• 08:00 I am so glad I fought through my urge to go to the bar and get trashed tonight... #
• 08:06 Buy me The Mighty Boosh DVD set and I'll give you a 3 month pass to undressjess.com! ping.fm/PFSHo :) #
• 09:36 It's tempting to turn a little difference of opinion now into ... More for Aquarius twittascope.com/twittascope/?sign=11 #
• 09:38 OMG! I flipping LOVE this dress! ping.fm/bCssl #
• 10:00 Oh shit! It's 4am. I always do this.Well at least I'm actually tired and don't have to take any melatonin tonight so I won't sleep all day. #
• 10:23 Q:where would you like to be right now? A:Right here snuggled up with the best dog in the wo... formspring.me/UndressJess/q/266089294 #
• 10:24 Ask me anything formspring.me/UndressJess #
• 10:24 Q:Have you read the dirty story I sent you yet? A:Hahaha! No not yet! Please remind me onc... formspring.me/UndressJess/q/266090121 #
• 10:31 Q:how badly does your pussy stink? A:It smells like roses! :) formspring.me/UndressJess/q/266093942 #
• 10:32 Q:When are you going to stop running from yo... A:I don't have any problems that I haven't d... formspring.me/UndressJess/q/266094566 #
• 10:37 Q:have you ever had a rainbow kiss ? x A:I actually forgot what that is... Is it when a guy ... formspring.me/UndressJess/q/266097588 #
• 10:37 Q:Would u like to sit on my face? A:Haha YES! formspring.me/UndressJess/q/266097754 #
• 10:39 I am totally stoked that I am majorly sleepy and I didn't have to take anything to get this way. That's so awesome! Nighty home skillets! #
• 11:08 Be a baby lamb and join me on facebook! :) ping.fm/ei3KZ #
• 11:14 Clubmix1996 for life bitches! ;) #
• 23:15 I just spent this weekends drinking money on Chinese take-out. I'm trying to create a budget so I don't spend too much on dumb shit anymore. #
• 23:25 When I get all twitchy and nervous... I color my hair. But right now I only have fuchsia hair color in stock. Hmmmmm...? #
• 23:27 Yay! I got seasons 1-3 of The Mighty Boosh coming! Who wants to have a "Boosh party"? Thanks Tom! ;) #
• 23:43 I hope my Chinese food get's here soon! I want my damned garlic broccoli and crab rangoon! #
• 23:47 Q:do you enjoy golden showers, giving and re... A:Ha no. I've never done that and I'm not i... formspring.me/UndressJess/q/268046655 #
• 23:49 Have a questions you've always w anted to ask me? Do it here! ping.fm/0KNFu I also give pretty awesome advice as well! #
• 01:00 VH1 is my favorite channel... What's yours? #
• 02:06 It's time for Freak Dance Friday on undressjess.com! Let's go homies! ping.fm/IT8cw #

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• 03:55 Come chill with me! I just got out of the bathtub and I'm all pruneeeee! ping.fm/WebVN #
• 04:52 Jay and I ordered some salad and pizza from Muncheeze Pizza! @muncheezepizza Follow them via twitter! #
• 05:46 Q:Here's an interesting one, Captain America wielding a lig... A:Do they both have lightsabers? formspring.me/UndressJess/q/261600341 #
• 05:47 Q:Whats your fave comic book? A:Love and Rockets. formspring.me/UndressJess/q/261603132 #
• 05:48 Q:If you could fu ck any super hero who would... A:Batman. Duh! Actually no... Joker. I wa... formspring.me/UndressJess/q/261605619 #
• 05:49 Q:hey jess,i aint a lawyer or anything but i wuz wondering ... A:My lawyer is working on it! :) formspring.me/UndressJess/q/261610095 #
• 05:50 Q: If I wanted 2 snd u sum sexy ass pics would u want dem? Dey gone b juss 4 u baby boo! A: Hahaha! What www.society.me/q/16215/view #
• 05:51 Q: which female superhero would use dress up as and which superhero would you have sex with? lol A: Harle www.society.m e/q/16216/view #
• 06:07 Checking out "Principal Arrested For Having Sex With Students" on Live to Twerk: ning.it/aRClyR Fucking gross. #
• 09:30 You are not ready to let someone else wrestle control from you... More for Aquarius twittascope.com/twittascope/?sign=11 #
• 10:59 Yep. ♫ blip.fm/~m61da #
• 11:02 This too. ♫ blip.fm/~m61he #
• 11:12 One of the best beats ever. ♫ blip.fm/~m61so #
• 11:32 I love this song every time anyone covers it, ♫ blip.fm/~m62es #
• 11:33 Q:If you could fuck any female celebrity, wh... A:I've said it once and I'll say it a millio... formspring.me/UndressJess/q/262023484 #
• 11:34 Q:You have a Harley Quinn costume? Dear God I may have just orgasmed thinking of... A:Yes I do! formspring.me/UndressJess/q/262024925 #
• 11:35 Q: Do you like Justin Bieber? A: Who? www.society.me/q/16293/vie w #
• 11:36 Q: What did you eat for breakfast? A: The same thing I ate just now. Blue corn chips and guacamole. www.society.me/q/16294/view #
• 11:36 Q: Who do you admire the most? A: Josephine Baker. www.society.me/q/16295/view #
• 11:37 Q:If you could change your name, what would you change it to?... A:Bootsy Diablo. formspring.me/UndressJess/q/262027847 #
• 11:38 Old school. ♫ blip.fm/~m62mb #
• 11:42 Q:What 3 things do you think will become obsolete in the ... A:CDs, DVDs and desktop computers. formspring.me/UndressJess/q/262033836 #
• 11:43 Q: What is the best amusement park? A: Holiday World! :) www.society.me/q/16296/view #
• 11:44 Q: Which email service do you use? A: Really? Gmail dude. www.society.me/q/16297/view #
• 11:44 Q: What is the best flavor of ice cream? A: Peach. It's hard to find but it's fucking amazing. www.society.me/q/16298/view #
• 23:10 I just woke up! I always get so trashed when Jay's off of work on Wednesdays and Thursdays! No drinking tonight for me... #
• 23:21 Q: "I don't wear underwear! :) " Never, even a bra? Another reason I like you ;o) A: Yep I wear a bra n www.society.me/q/16512/view #
• 23:22 Q: why didnt you tell me you were into this in highschool :) A: Huh? Into what? www.society.me/q/16513/view #
• 23:23 Q: hi i like see you on cam A: Well they check out my site! My 1 spy cams are up around the clock and I www.society.me/q/16520/view #
• 23:41 I love celebrity rehab! Who else is watching it? #
• 23:48 There are so many Pro-Active commercials. Are there really that many people out there with Acne? I've only had like 5 pimples my whole life. #
• 01:15 Oh! I forgot to tell you guys that tonight's show on undressjess.com started 15 mins ago! Come on down! ping.fm/9I2RE #
• 02:02 I'm falling in love with the band "DeVotchKa"! Go check them out and tell me what YOU think! #
• 02:33 I have a nasty ass Busch beer in my fridge... Who wants it? Cause I sure as fuck don't. #
• 02:46 Q: If you were my "ex" girlfriend and you were gonna drive 12 hours to visit me, should I expect sex out www.society.me/q/16745/view #
• 02:47 Q: Whats to big for you? :) A: It's too big if it hurts enough to make me wanna punch someone. www.society.me/q/16746/view #
• 02:52 Haha! I love Kari Ann. She is such a little bitch. I had no idea she was a meth addict though that's just gross. She should be ashamed. #
• 02:53 Ok back to editing my latest porn video update for undressjess.com... Yay! #

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• 03:02 Q:Are you Dr. Rockso the rock and roll clown? And if so do you do cocaine?... A:Haha if only... formspring.me/UndressJess/q/255838522 #
• 03:02 Q:IU or Purdue? A:Um... No? formspring.me/UndressJess/q/255840711 #
• 03:03 Q:what is your favorite desert??? A:Cheesecake! :) formspring.me/UndressJess/q/255842689 #
• 03:03 Q:Are you aware that you look an awfully lot like Mandy Moore?... A:Haha! No I don't dude. formspring.me/UndressJess/q/255845215 #
• 03:04 Q:Who is the sexiest founding father? A:Benjamin Franklin cause he created electricity and t... formspring.me/UndressJess/q/255853169 #
• 03:10 Q: What is the best charity? A: The human society. www.society.me/q/15564/view #
• 03:10 Q: How do you make money? A: Nakedness. www.society.me/q/15563/view #
• 03:18 Hahahaha! Look at the awesome contest I just entered! freakdaddys.com/votefemale/vote.pl Classy. #
• 03:31 I'm drinking %100 cranberry juice from the co-op for my bladder infection. It's so fucking tart but it'll knock that infection right out! #
• 04:14 Favorite show ever! ping.fm/ouJYX #
• 04:56 Put you in my jacket pocket pocket... took you to the meeting! ping.fm/jOQJC #
• 05:47 Q:when i win the lotto im coming to get at u asap!!-ericedwards1234... A:Fucking awesome! :) formspring.me/UndressJess/q/256745568 #
• 05:48 Q:Do you consider your pussy worn out, or ju... A:It's definitely neither of those. At leas... formspring.me/UndressJess/q/256748911 #
• 06:18 How do you overdub sound with the Camtasia program? I'm looking for a tutorial on youtube and not finding one... #
• 06:28 Never mind kids I found a tutorial! Yay! #
• 07:11 Will someone make me a title clip for my shakinit.com videos? I'll trade a month pass if I like it! Email me: jess@undressjess.com #
• 07:59 My new shakinit booty dance video teaser is up! Go check it out! I'm dancing to the music of @BlancoMusiccom ping.fm/zMkaQ :) #
• 08:15 My newest shakinit video is now available in my clip store for individual download if that's more your style! ping.fm/5oHXJ #
• 08:18 Q:Who would win in a fight Batman or the Pun... A:Batman would win either way, but he would ... formspring.me/UndressJess/q/257018197 #
• 08:22 Q:What's your earliest memory? A:Punching my mom in the vag when she got out of the shower. ... formspring.me/UndressJess/q/257021874 #
• 08:28 Q:Thor vs. The Sentry, GO! A:Thor conquers all. formspring.me/UndressJess/q/2570 26079 #
• 09:04 Q: what was your worst day??? A: Um the day I had a stroke and forgot how to talk and read. That sucked www.society.me/q/15626/view #
• 09:06 Q: What is your favorite food? A: Sushi, Thai food and crab cakes. www.society.me/q/15660/view #
• 09:06 Q: Would you rather date a lot of different people, or be in a committed relationship? A: I'd rather be www.society.me/q/15661/view #
• 09:06 Q: What is the best restaurant? A: In Evansville? Nagasaki. www.society.me/q/15662/view #
• 09:57 You are enticed to do something out of the ordinary, as Sweeth... More for Aquarius twittascope.com/twittascope/?sign=11 #
• 11:03 I changed my shakinit page's background! How do you like it? ping.fm/1i34t ;) #
• 11:18 Ok guys I'm gonna reset my rude cams and some of my other spy cams on that same laptop and jump in bed. I'm sleepy! :) Nighty homies! #
• 21:45 I just woke up! I sleep way too long when I take even half of a melatonin pill these d ays... #
• 22:05 Q:Do you consider yourself a geek? A:I am a huge geek. formspring.me/UndressJess/q/259001048 #
• 22:05 Q:Why are you answering questions at 3:30 in the morning?... A:What else would I be doing? ;) formspring.me/UndressJess/q/259004079 #
• 22:06 Q: are u a hoe A: Is your momma? www.society.me/q/15970/view #
• 22:06 Q: "What are you wearing right now? Pajamas! A t-shirt and sweatpants! :)" How about now.. and what a www.society.me/q/15971/view #
• 22:18 I'm changing the way I think because sometimes it's not very productive... Starting yesterday. #
• 22:28 Is "bootylicious" in the dictionary yet? Cause I invented it. Just ask Elizabeth! :) #
• 00:49 Damn it Jay melted my new pretty candle and a plastic jar of my brain supplement when he called himself "cooking" last night! &gt;:( #
• 01:38 Ya smell like a cooch dancer! #
• 02:04 Time for tonight's Bath Time Fun member's only show on undres sjess.com! Come bathe with me! ping.fm/SeSWV #

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