Monday, July 14, 2008

me: http://www.kilian-nakamura.com/catalog/shouting-vase-holds-your-anger-p-293.html i need this

him:
looks like theyre yelling into a toilet plunger

him:
problem is youd yell into it and itd come out soft


him:
then someone would say "what did you say jess?"


him:
and youd throw it down and say "i FUCKING said..."


him:
he’s tied to my bed and blindfolded. I’ve got his dick in my mouth and my finger up his ass and I’m about to climb aboard. When suddenly I just stop everything and say, “Oh fuck, I so want a McGriddle!” Sure I’ve never had a McGriddle but I really, really wanted one and I was worried they stopped serving them at 10:00. I halted TheSex for a McGriddle.


him:
i could see that in your live journal ha


me:
hahahahhaha wtf

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