Thursday, March 12, 2009

Are you stalking me?

  • 05:16 I wanna go out and get some beer. Anyone wanna come with? #
  • 05:28 @johndillingham Be there in a sec! #
  • 05:29 @jjdactyl I know dude! #
  • 06:20 I'm all alone now. Again. #
  • 06:45 WHAT IS FUCKING WRONG WITH MY FACE TODAY!?! #
  • 14:11 I'm a little gerber belly! #
  • 14:14 @JaylaStarr Awe! You are a sweety! #
  • 15:28 Woah! I am hungover like the dickens! Chris Dickens, that is. #
  • 15:55 I have had a vox account for 3 years now and I still don't get it. #
  • 15:58 I wish I had a ton of circus midget to follow me and do my biddings like those dwarves Snow White had... #
  • 16:10 @JaylaStarr I'm not :) I just wish I were. #
  • 16:24 Eh... I think I killed my hangover enough to go back to bed. I'm a fatty. #
  • 16:46 BTW The apt peeps never called which means I probably DIDN'T get approved, but I am going to call them and bug them some more later... #
  • 18:51 Its seems like everyone I know has or is having children. What are we? Hill billys? #
  • 19:03 Say I want to rip a song from a player on a musician's myspace and it's not avail for download... Is there a way to do this? #
  • 19:04 @noiamtori Awesome! I got some of that junk! I wonder how she makes it look so perfecto on the red carpet though? #
  • 19:17 Amanda Palmer is my fucking hero. #
  • 19:28 I fucking just remember I ate HAM last night. I'm going to hell... #
  • 19:48 @amberlrhea Dude when I get those messages 10000000 times a day... I just close them out as fast as I can. #
  • 19:52 And you update all of you lovelies... I didn't get the apt but not bc of my credit, instead it's because an old lady lives right up unde ... #
  • 20:18 @amandapalmer Please love me back! #
  • 20:23 I think I am going to just have to give up on my eyebrows today or I am just going to end up making them look more obnoxious in the end. #
  • 20:27 I just dug some strange membrane looking thing out of my ear and I ate it. I bet it was my brain. #
  • 20:35 @HeavyB Because man I really want a pet piglet! #
  • 20:35 @OMGitsJessieLee No! Get me one first! I want live with one! (Actually where are you buying this?) #
  • 21:12 I just got my internet shut off because the Zappa family fucking got mad that a friend of mine downloaded some music on my computer and ... #
  • 21:14 @OMGitsJessieLee I want one though! What store has them online that you have looked at? :) #
  • 21:19 In stalking Amanda Palmer's blog I am realizing I need to take more photographs of my daily activities: ping.fm/9I3DU #
  • 21:43 Come to my members show tonight at 8pm on undressjess.com! Whooooot! #
  • 21:49 @HeavyB Ha! yeah I know but I still want one. Do you think I could box train it? #
  • 22:20 This is probably the grossest shit I have ever seen: ping.fm/wmIdt #
  • 22:21 @OMGitsJessieLee Thanks love! I have been wanting one that isn't a piece of shit for my new place! (Ahem, when I get a new place.) #
  • 22:28 My friend made this. ping.fm/qJ7FO I'm in it! #
  • 23:09 I gave my very first hand job ever in my whole life TODAY! No fooling! #
  • 23:11 @HeavyB That's the kind I want! #
  • 23:46 I love this song. read the lyrics NOW ping.fm/5wmxw #
  • 00:23 Um the first basic outline for my new page design is DONE! There will be some changes but I have to show you! ping.fm/KoLtE #
  • 00:39 Ok I seriously bougth this powder compact a day ago and already I am to the bottom of it. God I am neurotic! #
  • 00:43 Well other than me putting my make-up 50 diff times over yesterday and using it all... Buy Cover ToxTen powder, it hides wrinkles and ti ... #
  • 00:45 @bellabellini Thanks! #
  • 00:45 @joe_g1986 Thanks! #
  • 00:47 I am doing two (members) ping.fm/jkXkr shows tonight. One in 15 mins and one at 10CST! #
  • 00:54 @joe_g1986 www.gimme-website made this and I am hiring her again for another up and coming project of mine! #
  • 01:09 Damnit there is a time mixup in the end of the network I am doing my first show on tonight and so it won't be until 9pm CST:( #
  • 01:36 I am doing privates the half hour before my members show here: ping.fm/2bxXZ #
  • 01:53 I look like an effing country singer with my hair! www.webcamclub.com come look and laugh #
  • 02:31 How did I get this fat like over night? Ok in like two weeks... I'm never eating again. #