Sunday, May 17, 2009

Are you stalking me?

  • 03:09 I have so much fucking shit to unpack and do. Oh well, I'm making some corn dogs! #
  • 03:10 craaaaaaap! literally! My dog had an accident and I am out of paper towels:( #
  • 03:18 I am sooooo sleepy. Won't something please wake me up? #
  • 03:20 @LEAFSFANTV Isn't what dangerous? #
  • 03:22 @geofollow your city, your State, Your Zip #tag1 #tag2 #tag3 (replace '#tags' with yours) Get listed at geofollow.com #
  • 03:23 @geofollow #Evansville #Indiana #47713 #
  • 03:47 I think I just burned my hotdogs:( #
  • 03:55 I am not as evil as most folks think I would be... or am I? #
  • 04:02 @KessaLynn Man I like it! It cleans out my system too! #
  • 04:02 @DavidLam2289 Hahaha! That is pretty funny:) #
  • 04:03 @SDlopez20 The walk helped! #
  • 04:09 Hmmmm... I am sleepy but have nowhere to lay unless I put together this damn bed. #
  • 04:16 FUCK! Can someone come over and pop open this damn bottle of cherry wine for me? #
  • 04:18 @Eroldan I am medium evil. #
  • 04:22 I have a MAGNUM vibrating cock ring on my wrist! Fashion! #
  • 04:26 @Eroldan Maybe :) #
  • 06:22 Pshhh, you wish you were as cool as me! ping.fm/dGYRf #
  • 06:23 Be my valentine? www.justin.tv/clubmix666?46 #
  • 06:24 ping.fm/gTYCP Nick News W-5!!! #
  • 07:32 My face is not what it used to be. #
  • 17:38 Oh wow, I made a big time drunk vomit in my brand new bed AND all over the wall last night:( #
  • 17:40 @willingthrall Hahaha, it's so crazy I am almost about to take a picture of it and twitpic it! #
  • 17:52 Hahaha! OMG! I just realized my dog has vomit all over his back! He must have been trying to help me. #
  • 17:53 @svennehaa Ha! I guess so! #
  • 21:38 Some fucking dude just threatened to kill my dog for him peeing on his bush. #
  • 21:43 @saint80 That's what I'm screaming. #
  • 22:08 HALP! I is not feeling well today and have to clean up vomit and dog poo:((( #
  • 22:24 I just puked in a shoebox. I am the pristine picture of pure class. #
  • 22:26 @grant78uk Yep Open Office is a dream come true! Thanks! #
  • 00:33 I'm primping for my Sunday Night Hot Hangover Show! Haha! 8pm SCT on undressjess.com #
  • 00:58 I found a 4 leaf clover while out walking Jeb! This is a sign that my luck is changing! #
  • 01:07 Damnit I was signing into my show and my computer froze and I had to reboot. I'll be there in a minute homies! #
  • 03:05 Anyone wanna take me to taco bell? I'll get you some too! You fly, I'll buy! #

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