Monday, June 8, 2009

Are you stalking me?

  • 03:14 I have one more show to do for an old buddy of mine of the anal variety, Wanna spy on my nasty ass? YES YOU DO! minurl.fr/jpt #
  • 03:49 10,000 Followers, EASY!: tr.im/nI5e #
  • 04:41 I am making a pizza! I had been warming up the oven for like a year when I realized a fucking fuze had blown. Argh! #
  • 04:43 Gender bender from the past! ♫ blip.fm/~7u01g #
  • 04:49 This is the serious jam! ♫ blip.fm/~7u0cx #
  • 04:55 listening to "I Am The Lyte - MC Lyte" ♫ blip.fm/~7u0nb #
  • 05:00 This is the hottest possible burlesque song in the universe. I hope to perform to it one day soon:) ♫ blip.fm/~7u0w6 #
  • 05:03 I am gonna eat some pizza, keep messing around with blip.fm, edit some vids for shakinit.com, answer email and maybe do a few more camshows! #
  • 05:07 Well isn't this just fitting... ♫ blip.fm/~7u17f #
  • 05:12 Yeah I wear these as often as possible! ♫ blip.fm/~7u1fc #
  • 05:42 I am watching this episode of The Alfred Hitchcock Hour. It's pretty interesting I think you ought to watch it as well! minurl.fr/kux #
  • 06:06 My Daily Twittascope - bit.ly/14F8UO #
  • 06:20 People that makes beats and music esp hiphop, pop and dance stuff... Let me use your music for my shakinit.com page! undressjess@gmail.com #
  • 06:27 I wonder this all of the time.... Being "lowrent" and all:) ♫ blip.fm/~7u42x #
  • 06:34 I think this song also may have been written about me, like in my darkest hour and stuff. ♫ blip.fm/~7u4ay #
  • 06:36 This is my late night bar song. ♫ blip.fm/~7u4dc #
  • 06:40 Here is an oldie but one hell of a goodie! ♫ blip.fm/~7u4it #
  • 06:47 This really combines the best of two worlds... The sluttiness of Prince with the hotness of the Joker! ♫ blip.fm/~7u4r7 #
  • 06:55 You'll love this cause it makes me feel rather special. ♫ blip.fm/~7u50w #
  • 07:02 This was so my jam in 2007ish! ♫ blip.fm/~7u59h #
  • 07:05 Oh snap! Get out those dancing shoes with a quickness! ♫ blip.fm/~7u5cr #
  • 07:48 I just updated the site with a super effing HOT video of me (wearing my new glasses!) masturbating my vag via hitachi:) minurl.fr/jpt #
  • 08:13 I walk dog... I masturbate... I sleep... Nighty night! #
  • 08:18 10,000 Followers, EASY!: tr.im/nI5e #
  • 08:55 Before I am off to bed, I must leave you with this amazing news. The hammer pants are making a come back... It's a FACT! #
  • 09:15 Just took my 16th mugshot! www.dailymugshot.com/main/show/25691 #
  • 09:21 OMG YES! Bringing it back! minurl.fr/kwc #
  • 13:10 I am back up and working on those shakinit.com videos... Are you an artist that wants me to pimp your music? Email it! undressjess@gmail.com #
  • 13:52 My lord commands you! (Jay slash Kay!!!!) Bwahahahaha! ♫ blip.fm/~7uig8 #
  • 14:00 The gypsy woman told my mother... ♫ blip.fm/~7uiz9 #
  • 14:01 Windows movie maker is being a huge asswipe right now. #
  • 14:05 I am not trying to give you any clues, but... ♫ blip.fm/~7ujaf #
  • 14:11 This used to totally be my favorite song to dance to at the bar. ♫ blip.fm/~7ujpl #
  • 14:17 He's the boss! And he is for a fucking reason, dude. ♫ blip.fm/~7uk3r #
  • 14:22 I love in Blue Velvet how they start lip syncing this out of nowhere... ♫ blip.fm/~7ukh5 #
  • 14:28 twitpic.com/6wkcs - Meet mah booty! #
  • 14:31 This makes me want to put on my ritual mask and take the dog for a walk! ♫ blip.fm/~7ul6i #
  • 14:47 I dedicate this song to my pc and hopefully it will be overjoyed and work a little faster for meh!!!! ♫ blip.fm/~7umb7 #
  • 14:50 This fucking video says it's going to take another hour to just LOAD into windows movie maker. What the fucking sam hell!!!???! #
  • 15:34 I love this woman even if she is a racist prick. We all have our issues, ya know? ♫ blip.fm/~7upkw #
  • 15:38 I've got 5 more minutes on this fucking file uploading into Window effing Movie Maker. I need a drink... of coffee! #
  • 15:41 Um isn't this the chemical brothers and not air? Wtf!?! ♫ blip.fm/~7uq31 #
  • 15:48 Great... the clip loaded and had jack I could even use. SWEET! #
  • 15:50 Speaking of the Chemical Brothers this really turned my crank when I was in Jr. High! ♫ blip.fm/~7uqoy #
  • 15:55 So this next file here says it's going to take an hour and a half to import... There HAS to be a better way. #
  • 15:55 @launedernatur: "king of the breakz" This is a cute little remix! ♫ blip.fm/~7ur4a #
  • 16:10 The file imported but like for some reason it was in super fast motion. Again... unusable! #
  • 16:27 I dedicate this to every single one of my ex boy and girlfriends! ♫ blip.fm/~7utc1 #
  • 16:33 This is totally my karaoke jam! I rock this bitch harder than hell! ♫ blip.fm/~7utpq #
  • 16:35 I am gonna call my grandma and request some tacos! #
  • 16:50 Shiiiiiiiiiiit. I forgot about my appointment with my therapist in like 2 hours and I smell. #
  • 16:56 Nanna says no dice on the tacos! That means I have to get off of my ass and cook myself something :( #
  • 17:05 You know who you are... ♫ blip.fm/~7uw1e #
  • 17:13 Gary Numan is the man of men. ♫ blip.fm/~7uwnr #
  • 17:21 This was my first favorite song when I was like um 2. I saw them in concert when I was like 14! ♫ blip.fm/~7ux83 #
  • 17:32 I just found the remnants of the diva cup:( Jebbie ate it as suspected. #
  • 17:38 I am in the process of ordering like my 10th diva cup. Each one is supposed to last 10 years mind you. Damn my drunk ass for leaving it out! #
  • 17:45 I still can't get enough of this song and I also sing it at karaoke... ♫ blip.fm/~7uz0n #
  • 17:53 This used to be one of my favorite songs to strip to... Hmmm now I am horny;) ♫ blip.fm/~7uzoq #
  • 17:55 Get 100 followers a day using www.tweeteradder.com #
  • 18:00 This was my jam in 1st grade! ♫ blip.fm/~7v05c #
  • 18:05 @ktlin547: "My boyfriend left a cd in my car...this is one of the tracks" I don't give 2 shits. I love some Ha... ♫ blip.fm/~7v0im #
  • 18:07 Oh! So after I make some nasty ass noodles that I nearly burnt and forced myself to eat my grandma decides she is in fact bringing me tacos. #
  • 18:10 I'm addicted! ♫ blip.fm/~7v0v7 #
  • 18:12 I'm walking the dog, listen to this until I get back :) ♫ blip.fm/~7v12h #
  • 18:27 Bat For Lashes = FTW!!! ♫ blip.fm/~7v27i #
  • 18:32 MmmmHmmmm! ♫ blip.fm/~7v2jt #
  • 21:15 Ohhhh yeah! It's time for a sexed up slow jam... ♫ blip.fm/~7vf8r #
  • 21:22 Oh yeah! It's the Dead's disco effort! Gotta love them for that. ♫ blip.fm/~7vfsu #
  • 21:28 Yay for malls! ♫ blip.fm/~7vg76 #
  • 21:32 How about I try to put a dent in these fucking 450 messages in my gmail inbox? How about you fucking do it! #
  • 21:42 It's sooooo true! ♫ blip.fm/~7vhb6 #
  • 21:49 I had a crush on this band like 6 years ago. ♫ blip.fm/~7vhug #
  • 22:06 I just ordered part of my costume for the burlesque auditions so like I hope it's cool that I try out and stuff... The damn thing is HOT! #
  • 22:23 This is a pretty good mash-up featuring two of my favorite recording artists:) ♫ blip.fm/~7vk69 #
  • 22:28 Oh snap! It's time once more to shake your rump! ♫ blip.fm/~7vkh6 #
  • 22:33 @twirldrone: "cairns" Um hell yes... And with this I am gonna have a quick nap before tonight's members show! ♫ blip.fm/~7vkt7 #
  • 23:44 Plz god just let me wake up! I can't seem to wake up and function at all! #
  • 23:52 I am up and cranky! I am sure that will make you want to come to the members show in 9 minutes @ minurl.fr/jpt :) Come cheer me up? #
  • 01:04 What kindof video should I do for Father's Day on undressjess.com? I need ideas and suggestions! #
  • 01:14 It's my theme song! ♫ blip.fm/~7vuxo #
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