Tuesday, June 9, 2009

Are you stalking me?

  • 03:17 I think it's about to storm so I better walk the Jebbie man before this happens so I don't get my wig all wet and shit... #
  • 03:38 Sweet! We are back an beat the storm. Now it's time to continue that damn video editing marathon I am on... #
  • 04:32 Oh god this video I am editing is making me have to rub one out before I can finish. How fucking narcissistic can I be? #
  • 04:36 Well that took about two seconds... #
  • 04:43 I figured this was appropriate since I am editing smutty films of myself and all. ♫ blip.fm/~7w8rb #
  • 04:47 I plan on shaking my ass and showing you what I am "working with"! ♫ blip.fm/~7w8zq #
  • 04:49 I found this while looking for songs to use for a special father's day video and it's pretty darn sweet! ♫ blip.fm/~7w94s #
  • 04:56 Yay for more "daddy" themed songs! ♫ blip.fm/~7w9h1 #
  • 05:00 Hahahaha how "artsy fartsy" would it be if I did some porn to this for Father's Day? ♫ blip.fm/~7w9pa #
  • 05:09 Who dat issss!!?! ♫ blip.fm/~7wa4r #
  • 05:22 HOTTT! A great band with Mike Patton guesting and fucking covering one of the most amazing songs in history! ♫ blip.fm/~7war2 #
  • 05:26 Daddy who? ♫ blip.fm/~7wax9 #
  • 05:30 Why didn't realize Gnarls Barkley covered this? I mean I totally know the Femmes did this first. I guess I wa... ♫ blip.fm/~7wb3z #
  • 05:40 Another accidental find and it's pretty goofy and fun. I approve of this! ♫ blip.fm/~7wblb #
  • 05:48 Ha! This is a damn good movie! ♫ blip.fm/~7wbzv #
  • 06:05 If I wanted to sell my panties online what website could I use to do this that I wouldn't need a credit card/bank account to sign up with? #
  • 06:14 I love mah daddy! ♫ blip.fm/~7wcyx #
  • 06:21 Oh lady, he rocks me harder... ♫ blip.fm/~7wd7h #
  • 07:07 My Daily Twittascope - bit.ly/14F8UO #
  • 07:10 Well Steve WAS supposed to pick me up to get some taco bell but it looks like he might be pussin' out. WACK. #
  • 07:15 I am finally done with that video! It is HOOOOOOT and will be going up on the site (undressjess.com) later this week, holmes! #
  • 07:20 Buy me this coffee maker I will give you a 3 month pass to undressjess.com! minurl.fr/l1g That's a whole month for fucking FREE! #
  • 07:23 Yaaaaaay! I'm going to Steak N' Shake! #
  • 07:25 Buy me this coffee maker I will give you a 3 month pass to undressjess.com! minurl.fr/l1g That's a whole month for fucking FREE! #
  • 09:53 Just took my 17th mugshot! www.dailymugshot.com/main/show/25691 #
  • 10:09 Nighty night to my naughty nuggets on lovers lane! minurl.fr/l2v #
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  • 20:38 I have a doctors appoitment at 5:45pm today so tonights show will be at 10pm CST and it's in 3D so don't forget your red and blue 3D specs! #
  • 20:54 God damnit Jeb's stomach must have been acting up and he has "gotten sick" in my living room. I am looking forward to cleaning that up. ... #
  • 22:06 OMG! My Peek is here! #
  • 22:23 What time is it in PST right NOW? #
  • 22:25 I just bought more stuff for my burlesque audition off of the hottopic.com clearance "rack"! Yay for sequined hot pants! #
  • 00:27 I just got back from the doctor and I have gained 20 lbs since I have been out of my effing meds. Luckily I should have them again tomorrow. #
  • 00:31 FYI: I am irritable as hell after getting that shit news from the doctor so don't fuck with me or I will be forced to throw things at you! #
  • 00:50 Great I just found out that camz MIGHT be down and I may not be able to do my show at 10pm (CST) tonight. I'll keep you all updated! #
  • 01:19 My peek isn't connecting to the damn network so I am having trouble you know getting it to be set up. Man I am having a trying day... #
  • 01:25 Camz is working again so the 3D chat is still on for 10pm CST on undressjess.com! I am going to have a quick nap now while the Peek charges. #
  • 01:34 I dedicate this song to the shit-ass-fuck of a day I have had... ♫ blip.fm/~7y4hq #
  • 02:45 The UndressJess word of the day is "dilapidated". Use it in a sentence please! #UJWOTD #
  • 02:46 I don't feel good you guys. I think my birthcontrol has made me ill since I was off of it for nearly a week. I am canceling tonights show:( #
  • 02:56 Jeb just had the runs again in the livingroom (I cleaned it up), Tink the cat vomited... Um what's wrong with us? Did we eat something bad? #
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