Saturday, June 13, 2009

Are you stalking me?

  • 03:15 I am updating from my new peek! #
  • 03:24 I may go to the bar tonight... That's a big MAYBE. #
  • 03:48 I have decided on the bar... I'll do some drunken tweets from my peek, for your pleasure of course. They should get interesting! #
  • 04:15 I am not nearly drunk enough for this rowdy ass bar. #
  • 04:34 The buzz is finally fucking kicking in. Kimmie says shes a wiener! #
  • 05:28 Oh snap... I wish/hope something magical happens to my drunk ass tonight! #
  • 06:17 Man! We CANNOT all sleep together! No it is NOT cool. K THX! #
  • 07:29 Steve is a HUGE baby! Fuck a duck. #
  • 08:39 Wow, drinking with Steve is like a dramatic as hell affair. I am not fond of it. #
  • 12:40 It's ok guys! I made it through the night with only a few big FAILS. I have survived! #
  • 13:10 Buy me the weight scale and I'll give you a three month pass to undressjess.com! That's totally a free month tacked on! minurl.fr/lsc #
  • 13:12 minurl.fr/lsc Send me all three workout DVDs for "Indie Rockers" and I will send ya a pair of my undies worn to your specifications! #
  • 13:15 Buy me the weight scale and I'll give you a three month pass to undressjess.com! That's totally a free month tacked on! minurl.fr/lsc #
  • 13:29 For those of you fellow dancers, what are the tights that hold in the junk in the trunk the best? I got some crazy ones in high school. #
  • 14:15 I found FIVE 4 leaf clovers on todays morning walk with the Jebbie Mc Doogle! #
  • 14:27 OMG! This flipping solar powered rotating rainbow maker that I got off of my wishlist and in the mail yesterday is dead amazing! #
  • 15:21 Um... So yeah. I'm going back to sleep. It's my special day bitches! #
  • 15:33 FYI... The new foot cam is going live on mah site later on today. See my feet from the view under my desk! Yay! :) #
  • 22:34 Buy me this bathroom scale so I can monitor my progress and get 3 months access to undressjess.com! minurl.fr/lsc Thats a month free! #
  • 23:23 This is the burlesque troupe I am auditioning for soon! They are really awesome ladies so add them on myspace! minurl.fr/lu6 #
  • 23:30 Yay! That awesome bathroom scale is on it's way! #
  • 23:50 Send the 3 workout DVDs for "Indie Rockers" and I will send you a pair of my undies and a week pass to undressjess.com! minurl.fr/lua #
  • 00:31 twitpic.com/7c3vg - This makes 6 just today :) #
  • 02:05 I am LIVE in tonights show! It's Themed Sat Night and tonights theme is B&W old hollywood/burlesque! minurl.fr/jpt #
  • 02:36 My Daily Twittascope - bit.ly/14F8UO #
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