Saturday, August 29, 2009

Are you stalking me?

  • 03:08 The Twin Peaks Gold Box arrived when I happened to have this flu. I'm Sipping on some Theraflu and watching the pilot for the umteenth time! #
  • 03:26 I really dislike HD widescreen 16:9. I don't get why people prefer this over a nice huge square picture. And it ruins old stuff by cutti ... #
  • 05:34 I wish I could find my damned dvd player remote control so I could watch the international Twin Peaks pilot! #
  • 05:56 I love how my yahoo isn't letting me sign on because it says I am "signing on too often". WTF? Thanks for parenting me on my internet usage. #
  • 05:58 I am watching the international version o f the Twin Peaks pilot now and it like has an actual ending. I have never seen this so I am stoked! #
  • 06:42 There is just something about agent Dale Cooper's mouth that makes me want to put my vagina on it. Oh, and I ordered pizza! #
  • 07:36 I want to shoot myself in the fucking face for ordering and eating that fucking pizza. My stomach must have a death wish for me. #
  • 07:42 Where can I find a really awesome dream catcher online? Like something WAY bright colored and not totally cheesy... #
  • 08:04 Oh my bad I guess there was only one alternate ending. I misunderstood the dvd's options! Either way that was pretty darn interesting... #
  • 09:50 I missed Masters of Horror so fucking much. Now I have to buy season one! The dvd's actually come in a skull. #
  • 10:40 Want to see the alternate ending to the Europian aired Twin Peaks pilot? minurl.fr/rwo #
  • 11:36 I am going to be camming for 4 hours later today. 2 shows on undressjess.com, 1hr of privates and 1 show for the spunky network... SHIT. #
  • 12:11 The UndressJess word of the day is "dispassionate". Use it in a sentence please! #
  • 13:05 I'm doing my member's choice theme show on undressjess.com as slave Leia. What kind of music should I play for that? I am wearing the buns! #
  • 13:16 Im going to buy this for myself next month: minurl.fr/wxe If you want to buy it for me first you can do so here: minurl.fr/wxf #
  • 22:05 I just woke up from a dream about fucking Mickey Rourke and calling him "daddy". My sex drive is out of control. #
  • 22:34 Have you (and has everyone you know) added me to facebook? DO IT! minurl.fr/x0p #
  • 22:50 Audrey gets so much hotter after the pilot of twin peaks. WTF is that hair cut she is sporting in the pilot?! #
  • 01:03 Time to play Truth or Dare Trivia in my members show on undressjess.com with yous guys! Come dare me to do something silly! (Or sexy!) #
  • 02:07 Now it smells like my neighbors have caught something plastic on fire. I hate those guys already but then again I usually hate all neigh ... #
  • 02:11 I'm in free chat waiting on someone to appear who want's to see me naked... Oh and I am eating this awesome peach! minurl.fr/vqc #
  • 02:33 I'm skipping my second show on my site at 11pm CST. I just can't cam with the flu for 4 hours. I'll wear the slave Leia costume tomorrow ... #
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