Thursday, September 24, 2009

Are you stalking me?

  • 03:09 Man! I thought Moe was gonna come over tonight:( Now I am sad cause she hasn't called me back. #
  • 03:15 OMG! Someone wrapped a fucking cat and duck tape and left it to die! www.minu.me/13jm #
  • 04:30 My ass looks so good in these jeans that I am going out to get some compliments from drunken hoosiers. I do this to boost my self esteem! #
  • 08:37 I am fucking sexy when I want to be! www.minu.me/qn8 #
  • 09:08 If you have my # call it cause I lost it. Otherwise I have a sudden urge to move to Georgia! #
  • 09:21 I don't fucking like you. Why do I spend my awesome human essence calling you and wasting my fucking precious time? #
  • 09:24 I broke my new cellphone over throwing it because you are a stupid ass. I want to kill myself for fucking you in the first place. Fuck me! #
  • 20:46 It's hot as a bitch up in here... Silly me for turning down the air before bed last night! (And you know breaking my phone.) #
  • 20:53 OMG! My huge amount of eyeshadow that I ordered from Coastal Scents got here today! I'm opening it now! #
  • 20:58 I have a neighbor that is so traditional in a lot of ways and I love it. Her unc le died and she has been wearing black for several days... #
  • 20:59 ...Like people did back in the day when they were mourning. I think that's so thoughtful. #
  • 21:17 JZ looks like my cousin Joey... Dead up! #
  • 21:18 Brightkite just fucking deleted my account on there because I am in violationg of thier TOS yet I don't see anything that I have violated? #
  • 21:21 As an adult sex worker I get my accounts at various social networks closed down ALL THE TIME for NO REASON. It's total bullshit. #
  • 21:25 Who's watching Oprah talk about the "N" word on her show right n ow? Right on, Oprah I agree with YOU! #
  • 22:23 I think the reason my cell phone isn't working is that the battery fell out of it when I threw it, but I can't find it for the life of me. #
  • 22:51 I found the cell phone battery and now I just can't get the fucking back to my phone re-attached. BAH! #
  • 22:52 I'm going to play with this new eyeshadow and watch some TV while relaxing my ass off. I'm taking this week EASY! #
  • 01:19 Just took my 51st mugshot! www.dailymugshot.com/main/show/25691 #
  • 01:28 Someone in my b uilding is cooking with a large amount of garlic and it's making me want to die a little. #
  • 01:37 I made a video "blog" (that is totally pointless other than...) to show you my new make-up from Coastal Scents! #
  • 01:43 Check out my new Coastal Scents Make-Up stuff! minu.me/qn8 #
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