Friday, October 9, 2009

Are you stalking me?

  • 04:24 @ the Fall Festival I had sweet potato fries, choco cheese cake on a stick, gumbo, shrimp creole, fried mac&cheese, beer and a candy apple! #
  • 04:45 I added my wii and wii fit stuff to my wishlist! I really want that Jenny McCarthy game! minu.me/15z9 She's my hero:) #
  • 05:16 OMG! I flipping would LOVE and LUST a steel dildo! minu.me/15zb #
  • 05:37 Why does it smell like yummy toast in here and why am I craving some type of pasta or something when I stuffed myself at the Fall Festival? #
  • 06:20 I am so fucking furious at my house right now, I want to take it outside and fight it. Oh and I am making that pasta... #
  • 06:26 minu.me/15ze Idiot. #
  • 06:40 I saw my choir teacher from high school out at the festival tonight holding hands with his boyfriend. I smiled. They fled with a quickness! #
  • 07:40 Classy as hell. minu.me/15zm #
  • 07:50 How the fuck is this guy real? minu.me/15zp I ask that but seriously have of the folks where I live act like this... #
  • 09:11 Finally I have found someone that loves scarves as m uch as I do! minu.me/1651 #
  • 09:11 I really need to start washing my face before bed and quit sleeping in my make-up. I'm lazy! #
  • 09:11 Finally I have found someone that loves scarves as much as I do! minu.me/1651 #
  • 09:11 I really need to start washing my face before bed and quit sleeping in my make-up. I'm lazy! #
  • 09:19 I bought a candied apple from the festival home tonight. How do you eat a thing like that? Like I shouldn't bite into it should I? #
  • 09:22 I got a surprise for one of my favorite f riends earlier tonight! I can't wait until she get's it! It could be YOU! SURPRISE! #
  • 09:35 I'm being lame answering questions on okcupid.com, why? Because I am lonely:( minu.me/10d6 #
  • 09:43 I'm fucking beat! I didn't take my adderal today. I like to take breaks from it sometimes. I'm walking the dog and hitting the sack! Nighty! #
  • 10:10 1 of my cats was just up on my new HDTV when I cam back in from walking Jeb and she almost fucking knocked it over. I'd fucking kill her. #
  • 10:24 "How are you most likely to show your partner you care?" okcupid.com/z/di #okcupid #
  • 10:51 The idiot of the male species strikes again! minu.me/u7n #
  • 11:11 Alright I am REALLY off 2 sleep now I just wanted Jeb to dry from the rain before getting in my bed! (Point and laugh! minu.me/u7n !) #
  • 19:46 Rebellious Uranus, your key planet, is in a tense tug-of-war w... More for Aquarius bit.ly/4xqv1p #
  • 20:01 I'm awake. Joy! #
  • 20:30 The Tyra show is scaring me about how they are saying drinking effects your age so much:( Lame. #
  • 20:34 This is the necklace I bought from urban outfitters this summer... USED and with a different chain. Lame! minu.me/16dh #
  • 20:40 "Would you consider dating someone who has vocalized a strong negative bias toward a certain race of..." okcupid.com/z/4e #okcupid #
  • 20:42 Oh the Tyra episode where she girls girls make-overs LIVE and BY HERSELF is next! I'd be terrified! #
  • 21:11 Hey cam girls/web models/web pornsters, I'd like there to be more girls and action on camwhores.com! Email me jess@undressjess.com 4 a pass! #
  • 2 1:12 I only have 14 week passes and I am only giving them to females interested in being on the site so HURRY! #
  • 21:57 I need to set up my members area theme shows (NOW!) for Saturdays in NOVEMBER, what themes do you guys suggest? #
  • 22:44 I got one of the packages of trolls I bought off of ebay today! They are hiddena ll around the house! #
  • 23:52 Does anyone use camtasia? If you do how do you make a smooth transition not one that like stops then transitions and starts again? #
  • 00:25 I just uploaded this awesome new video (on shakinit) showing off some new lingerie I got from my wishlist from you guys! minu.me/m5a< /a> #
  • 00:26 Exuse that crazy bruise, but ENJOY my magical booty shaking in this teaser! It's a longer one this time! minu.me/m5a #
  • 01:01 I'm about to start Truth or Dare trivia tonight on undressjess.com! What will my members have me do this time? minu.me/jpt #
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3 comments:

lookalikejgarcia said...

Just following on Twitter, you are a great hoot. Furry Freak Bro

Anonymous said...

Mr A. finally came out?! When I was in high school, he had a pretend girlfriend. Wow...

UndressJess said...

Well see, I'm not sure it he's out cause like I said when I saw them, they scurried away quickly. He may have not known who I was but just recognized me. But then again, how could he forget me... I made his life HELL. Bwahahaha~