Friday, November 6, 2009

Are you stalking me?

  • 03:21 All of you ladies have 2 do out & buy this awesome new Hard Candy glitter mascara! Get it @Wal-Mart, the only place you can get Hard Candy! #
  • 03:49 I may go to bed early tonight... Or just take a little nap and then get back up and TRY to get at least one work related thing accomplished. #
  • 06:02 I'm having my friend pimp out my new desk top so I can blow all of my time playing the new Sims3! Buy it for me! ping.fm/M6OCm #
  • 06:40 I am so denied of sex right now that I think I just dropped a load a vah jay jay jizz in my jeans while JUST walking across the damn room... #
  • 07:05 WTF!? Ihop has eggnog pancakes now? MUST HAVE! Who wants to go? #
  • 07:20 The curse of the newb strikes again! ping.fm/WVIix Seriously does he live in the 50's? #
  • 08:57 Does anyone have an extra invite to Google Wave that they can send me? jess@undressjess.com :) Do it NOW! #
  • 15:32 Damn it! I still had my alarm set for 9am this morning from yesterday and now I'm all awake and shit! #
  • 15:42 Oh cool I got another email about how if I don't change my "ways" I will die soon and my stroke was a warning... Um thanks! #
  • 15:46< /em> I just ate a piece of cinnamon bread toast with strawberry cream cheese and now i am going back to bed. I'll be back in a few hours:) #
  • 15:57 While I am off napping you should buy me the new Sims3 for my new desktop I just got from my wish list! ping.fm/IyY2I #
  • 19:10 There just ain't nothing like tacos for breakfast! #
  • 22:48 Yay, my year supply of clotamin came in the mail from my wishlist today! It's the vitamin of folks like me on blood thinners! #
  • 22:50 I'm doing my 3rd members show this week tonight at 8pm CST! I will start doing all 7 of my daily shows again next week! Did you miss me? #
  • 22:59 It's funny how strippers look down on porn models and porn models look down on strippers. Even if it's non-nude sexy pics or vids it's PORN! #
  • 23:45 Wow! I really wish I could blow money on this! ping.fm/dsp9w #
  • 23:54 I'm going to lay down for awhile before I do my members show on undressjess.com at 8pm CST! I'll see you guys there:) #
  • 00:01 Just took my 58th mugshot! www.dailymugshot.com/main/show/25691 #
  • 01:22 Your undying optimism is on a collision course with reality, y... More for Aquarius bit.ly/4xqv1p #
  • 01:40 I like that 24/7 Maybeline foundation so much that I brought my grandma some today! I suggest everyone try it! #
  • 01:42 #FF @IzzyCharm @VelvetSkye @RachelSexton @DiamondJames @mystic23 @bellabellini @Naughty_Julie @KessaLynn Follow these awesome people! #
  • 01:44 Hey cam hoochie mommas! Is there a way to go into "Nude Chat" on Streamate, Camz or ImLive? If so, HOW? #
  • 02:01 Time to play Truth or Dare Trivia with me! Dare me to do something sexy, funny or silly on webcam for you! ping.fm/mRAd7 :) #
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