Monday, November 23, 2009

Are you stalking me?

  • 03:12 Yay! Guess who is doing private shows now? ME! ping.fm/RUXkz Come hang out for free until I start a show! #
  • 03:13 I'm live on cam right now at PrivateCamZ so come by for a chat and some playtime with me! bit.ly/47Ipo1/?x=42147494 #
  • 04:04 It was super slow on cam tonight! It made me want onion rings for some reason... I have weird craving:( #
  • 04:25 There is a local car dealer in town that is offering a free Wii or a "SHOT GUN" if you buy a car from them before Christmas. Um... #
  • 04:50 I just remembered that I don't have a bra on and it feels so good! Yay for shaking titties! ping.fm/4MqGf #
  • 05:52 Icecream and cake get's even BETTER! Impossible you say? Check it out! ping.fm/hW5m3 #
  • 06:54 Hey fellow web hotties! Have you read this book? If so how was it? ping.fm/7lLE3 #
  • 07:18 Have any of you webcam sisters worked with flirt4free? I have a girlfriend telling me that they rude... #
  • 13:57 Your generosity may catch others off guard today, for you are ... More for Aquarius twittascope.com/twittascope/?s ign=11 #
  • 17:50 Coastal Scents has NEW HD foundation for really cheap! ping.fm/Z218u I wonder if they will send out samples so I can test it? #
  • 18:53 Random Fact About Jess: (RFAJ) I have had the same Social Security Card since I was born. And I have always risked keeping it in my wallet. #
  • 19:39 Time to run fucking stupid medical related errands. Please fucking shoot me in the ass, god damn it! #
  • 22:23 I only got 1 thing off of my wishlist today. But it was something I've really been needing! StriVectin! I've been out of this for 2 months! #
  • 22:30 My dog is hanging out in the crate I put him in when I have to go away. That is so weird! He brought some toys in there and everything! #
  • 23:27 I was in the other room for 1mins and my dog dug in a zippered part of my purse and got my diva cup out AGAIN! It better not be eaten... #
  • 23:29 This is seriously like the 15ths Diva Cup he has stolen and eaten. It was even in it's fucking pouch... I better fucking find it! #
  • 00:08 That Diva Cup seems to be goon forever. If you don't want me to kill my dog you should buy me a new one, pronto! ping.fm/KHA0O #
  • 00:41 I'm cooking mushroom and garlic rice with grilled lemon butter salmon, both with a with a pinch of oregano and sea salt! #
  • 01:51 Sylar on Heroes is fucking hot as hell. I want me an evil villain boy toy! #
  • 02:11 I let Jeb out of time-out to lead me to the DivaCub. So far he hasn't. He couldn't have eaten the whole cup + the little cloth pouch, right? #
  • 02:22 I've found that the problem with recording in HD is that you can't upload it just anywhere:( I better keep my regular camcorder as well! #
  • 02:55 I was supposed to do my members show at 9pm CST (in 10 mins) for undressjess.com through rude.com but somehow I messed up the scheduling:( #
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