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• 03:05 I'm doing half-priced shows for an hour! Get 1 while you can! ping.fm/tlnJY #
• 12:48 I had a super fun night! Yay! #
• 13:58 You may be attracted to the idea of doing something on your ow... More for Aquarius twittascope.com/twittascope/?sign=11 #
• 21:19 I don't remember anything after a certain point last night. This is why I love lortabs. #
• 21:54 I had a dream that I met a TOTALLY NEW boyfriend & he lived in Newburgh by my grandma & he was super emo in the head. We had the sex. HOT! #
• 22:31 The queen of dance (the best teacher I ever did know!) is going to help me choreograph my burlesque routines for New Years Eve! Good times! #
• 22:47 Why does it feel like it's Sunday? This is weird and I want a salad. MAKE ME A PRETTY SALAD! #
• 22:52 OMG! Want want want! ping.fm/YZFEV For Christmas? #
• 23:06 I am now going to attempt to make a smoothie and some rice for dinner. Then I will watch a movie and edit photos! Yay! (Which movie?) #
• 23:35 Um the smoothie was a TOTAL success! I'll have to eat/drink/consume these daily now... #
• 23:40 My grandma on my dad's side found out that I had a stroke and wants me to call her. I haven't talked to her since I was 4. What would I??? #
• 23:59 I wonder what season of LOST I am watching on WAZE. I only caught up to season 3 last spring. #
• 01:27 snʇɐʇs ɹnoʎ oʇuo sIɥʇ ǝʇsɐd puɐ ʎdoɔ 'sʎɐs sɥʇ ʇɐɥʍ ʇno ǝɹnƃIɟ oʇ ɥƃnouǝ ʇɹɐɯs ǝɹɐ noʎ ɟI #
• 01:32 I need a quick nap. My brain doesn't want to processes editing anymore photos until later tonight! #

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