Friday, February 27, 2009

Are you stalking me?

  • 18:32 I am homeless. My landlord did not pay the utilities and so they turned them off. That fucking bitch. #
  • 18:34 @draven Well I am homeless now so I will have to send it to you at a later date:( #
  • 18:42 3 people have canceled their membership to my site since my electricity has been off and thus my spy cams. I fucking hate my life. #
  • 19:07 Editing photos and crying inside my face. Oh I will be on jtv in a sec... #
  • 19:09 Come holla at cha gal! www.justin.tv/clubmix666?42 #
  • 20:11 Dude listening to Ethel Merman seriously fixes the world. #
  • 20:11 @freepornsets Awesome I look forward to working with you! #
  • 20:12 Come on you sinners! You're all to full of your expensive dinners! #
  • 20:32 Um that's my fucking landlord sitting behind me at this fucking coffee shop. I might lose my shit. #
  • 21:21 My god mother who pinned me an indigo child, just gave me more hope than I could get together on my own. #
  • 22:17 I feel crazy again. I might just go fucking lay in the middle of the street to get run over. #
  • 22:43 I am going to die. I am squatting in a place without heat. i am homeless. ping.fm/Vua4D #

uneasy

Never to become comfortable again

Alone and homeless living a stranger’s home

That which happens to be my own

I lost again

Doing well will not ever be good enough, apparently

Some unenlightened ego

That which happens to be my own

Wishes to be followed by tragedy

Until the end of days

I’ll arrive at the end of roads

Thursday, February 26, 2009

Are you stalking me?

  • 05:05 Come holla at cha gal! www.justin.tv/clubmix666?1 #
  • 06:48 What the fuck is up? ping.fm/2kyC4 #

Tuesday, February 24, 2009

Apartment Hell


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Make me fucking famous!

Ok so we all know that I work damn hard to promote myself and my site online right? Well the fact of the matter is there are millions of girls online doing this everyday. I like to think I am special because I have a ton of REAL talents that I use and have used to get where I am.

I have been blogging for quite some time before I even introduced my first photo on my blog showing what I really look like. I have some solid good looks but the fact of the matter is that to become well known you need good little boys and girls working for you to get you to the top.

This is where I decided to work on a project that I need all of you to help me with.

You can dedicate your life to helping or you can just throw in a little work in your spare time to help me become the big bright shining star that you all know me to be:)

There are tons of ways to help promote me and my site:
1. Make a LJ, myspace, or other random social networking site group/fan club for me.
2. Find various contests around the internet and abroad for me to enter in for modeling, dancing, writing or any other skill that I may have and suggest them to me: jess@undressjess.com
3. Use my images that I post in various places like on my blogs or myspace to promote me by adding them to your myspace or other social networking profiles, blogs, forums, vlog, podcast or whatever... Just make sure you include a link to my site within your post!
4. Word of mouth goes a long way! If you can get 5 people to join my site within a month and have them email me at jess@undressjess.com and say that you recommended them, then I will award you yourself with a free month to my site.

If you send me 20 members within a month I will award you with a 4 month pass to undressjess.com

50 members within a month you get 6 months access to undressjess.com

or 100 or more within a month and I will give you a full year pass! Anything beyond that and we can discuss your reward.

5. Don't have the time but have money to dedicate to making my site better or forwarding my online skills and knowledge?

The buy me anything off of this list:
http://www.amazon.com/wishlist/1BICJUHQA75SX

This is a list for my site. It contains software, books, hardware and other things that would help me become more adept at the technical work I do as well as help me offer YOU more in my online work.

6. Find me jobs that involve me modeling, writting a guest coloum, gogo dancing or whatever in my area or in yours if you find that I am visiting sometimes soon. Suggest me as a possible candidate for these types of jobs to friends you know in real life as well as offline.

7. Suggest other ways to me that will help me become more of a household name! I am all ears and I am willing to discuss what you will earn from me, whether you have a affinity for personalized photos, free passes to my site or even other even kinkier surpises such as my sihned undies or shoes!

Let's work together!

Monday, February 23, 2009

Are you stalking me?

  • 03:05 I am going privates now if you wanna get one and/or just chill and chat with me while i am on cam! ping.fm/2bxXZ #
  • 03:23 @johndillingham Forever? #
  • 04:03 Come holla at cha gal! www.justin.tv/clubmix666?48 #
  • 20:30 I have been sleeping rather late lately! #
  • 20:42 @johndillingham Lets have 5 milkshakes and a million steaks. #
  • 20:42 I wish I were high class enough to be put on wikipedia:( #
  • 20:55 Dear Jessica, this is your resposible nature speaking... Stop wasting money on alcohol NOW! #
  • 23:04 My fucking house hasn't been foreclosed. They lied. It's up for fucking sale and they just don't want to deal with my issues. #
  • 00:14 It's cold and hard to make it through my backed up emails, so I am going to lay down for a minute. #
  • 00:50 Does anyone that lives near me know how to possible fix a gas heater or check it out? #
  • 01:40 Come holla at cha gal! www.justin.tv/clubmix666?93 #
  • 02:22 Ok bad news. The property is being foreclosed and at one of the other places the lender had everyone move. #
  • 03:02 @noiamtori Nah. I meant someone I actually know around here. #

Sunday, February 22, 2009


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They should let me perform more often.

Saturday, February 21, 2009

Are you stalking me?

  • 23:17 Thank you to the big fucking ass hole that pissed on my favorite hat last night. You rule. #
  • 23:38 I want all the boys I know to enter this pageant! ping.fm/dRKSO #
  • 23:40 @adorableaudrey Hahaha that is brilliant! #
  • 23:40 @johndillingham Uhm my site? #
  • 23:41 @johndillingham If you remember the way to do a bunch of watermarks on a ton of photos nplease let me know or come over to show me! #
  • 23:57 My new fucking entire wardrobe I ordered from Hot Topic dot com is here. I am opening it. #
  • 01:06 It's fashion show night in undressjess.com members only chat! See my new wardrobe! #
  • 02:28 This isn't funny but it is. This girl's weave saved her from getting shot in the head. ping.fm/mJeXn #
  • 02:29 @noiamtori I will have to find one I need like the easiest cheapest thing. #

Friday, February 20, 2009

Are you stalking me?

  • 03:16 @johndillingham Do you know of a way to figure out what email addy a myspace account is signed up through? #
  • 03:18 I am feeling sleepy so I think I am going to lay and finish tying this binki Misti made me yrs ago. #
  • 03:21 Come holla at cha gal! www.justin.tv/clubmix666?88 #
  • 04:17 Universe don't fail me now. Please don't steal my home from me... #
  • 04:22 I am taking my sleep meds. Tomorrow is a new day. #
  • 04:23 If anyone knows about gas heaters and wants to help me lets break into my basement tomorrow and fix the furnace. #
  • 04:34 i hate my fucking life i can never get a fucking break. #
  • 08:42 @icammodel Ok sounds great! That review site gets a LOT of traffic though:) #
  • 08:43 @furrygirl Wow! Where the hell did you hear something as insane as that? #
  • 08:49 I am going BACK to sleep now. Thx Misses Bladder! #
  • 16:22 What are your thoughts on this: ping.fm/Hbt8b #
  • 16:52 My attractive ex just called to wish me a belated happy birthday! Yayyyy! #
  • 17:49 I just added a members only chat to my spy cam page of my site! www.undressjess.com #
  • 22:54 Oh guess what? The kitchen cam is back on undressjess.com! Now there is no where for me to hide! #
  • 00:04 What is the easiest way to watermark a bunch of pics with a logo, even if the pics are all difference sizes? #
  • 01:01 Time for my Friday night member chat! Come hear the weekly gossip! #
  • 02:16 Jesus I am reuploading some old vids of me on the site and damn I used to be so fucking hot #
  • 02:18 @johndillingham Hey download a few of those really hot videos of me from the site. I want to use a few clips of me young and hot:( #

For those of you that are in the adult business and or LOVE porn :)

I have a few questions for more established Webmasters, Cam Girls and even you consumers of porn out there in the bunch, but honestly if you feel you have anything to offer on the following questions, please feel free to contribute!

1. I have noticed although my daily/weekly signups are getting quite a bit better, It seems as if I get just as many cancellations. Now I think I offer quite a bit of not only content for the consumers buck, but also a HUGE way to see inside of my life and interact with me. Honestly they get some type of update daily.

Members have no only access to photo and video updates weekly but also 12-13 24/7 spy cams and also a daily hour long nudy chat with me. Not to mention they get access to all of my screen names on my various messengers and %50 off of all privates and customs they may be interested in getting from me.

What is it that I am doing wrong here? Is this normal for people to join up at the recurring rate and then cancel within a month or two? I have a small group of fan/followers that always stick around but the majority seems to be curious passers by.

2. I am developing my new affiliate program now that I have branched out on my own and away from my former dead beat webmaster and I am having it designed now by Anna from gimme-website.com
(BTW she is a dream and is great to work with. I highly recommend her!)
The url for the basic join up right now is located here:
http://www.undressjess.com/webmasters.html
(If you were signed up before your code/links are no longer valid so please sign up again.)
This is the first real affiliate program I will have since I started off with my site several years ago and if you are wanting to join up now just email me for the content you need to promote me with until I can get it up.
I think this will help a lot with new joins but what do you think? Do you think this is a huge help for you and your sites that you run?

3. Also for the new affiliate program I need to think of a name and url to buy to have it at. I may expand my services this year to having a few other types of sites so having Jess in the url/title may or may not be the best Idea. What are your thoughts? Title suggestions?

4. Most of you webmaster folks out there run a plethora of girls sites and do your marketing for them through your built up affiliate programs, forums and other projects. My question is how do you advise your models to do their own marketing? Do you have them get profiles on various social networking sites or post in forums? If so which sites/forums? And please if you have any other advice that you usually give to models feel free to share!

5. What are some of the top webmaster forums that you participate on? I would like to gain as much knowledge as I can this year in running my own business and any links, suggestions or advice you can offer would be hella great, Like enough to celebrate.

6. What are your opinions on top lists? Waste of time or not?

7. What are your opinions on webcam image portals?

9. A lot of former affiliates of mine that I had before the billing account switch expressed a desire for a leak free tour. Well I am setting that up now but I have noticed some sites don’t seem to be worried about this at all. What circumstances is it considered alright to have other links to other sites (paid like another site I model on or non-paid sites like a myspace profile)?

10. I have seen that some sites choose to invest in other feeds for their members. What are the pros and cons of this in your opinion?

11. What do you think of copyrighting a name and or becoming incorporated in your business? How would I go about that? How worth it is this venture?

12. Is there a book or website that you could point me to, to learn SEO myself?

13. Lastly what do you think of a model that models for various sites either solo or multi girl, but the sites cater to different porn genres?

Thanks for your help and if there isn’t something I mentioned but you feel needs to be addressed, please do so!

Thursday, February 19, 2009

Are you stalking me?

  • 03:20 At least at this birthday I honestly look like I have unaged 5 years. Sweet! #
  • 03:24 I am live on jtv. www.justin.tv/clubmix1996 Come chill before I am banned yet again. #
  • 03:55 OMG! Get me this awesome red corset dress for my birthday! ping.fm/HI7eT #
  • 11:57 I pretty much want to fuck my ex so hard I will explode. #
  • 12:15 Accept your god assigned right to entertain me: ping.fm/JZgOY #
  • 21:50 Why do boys try to ruin all of your fun? #
  • 22:47 I can't figure out how to upload more photos on xpeeps. help? #
  • 23:08 @eonmckai yeah I don't get it. i am trying to change out some of my old images but for what? #
  • 23:51 @icammodel Well that's how they do reviews I guess on all of the sites they review. #
  • 23:52 @jjdactyl I am banned already? I don't think so... #
  • 00:01 Can anyone whip me up a channel header for my new jtv channel? It needs to say undressjess and clubmix666 and be exactly 950px wide. #
  • 00:20 I have been binge eating late at night for the last like 4 days. This is how I deal with stress. #
  • 00:32 @johndillingham I am adding a few more video files like right now to the FTP:) #
  • 00:59 People always ask what are my modeling rates. What should they be according to my "market value"? #
  • 01:05 I just joined LinkedIn. Does anyone have any thoughts on this professional social networking site? #
  • 01:44 Is there any sneaky way to find out what email address a myspace account uses? #
  • 02:04 Time for member nudy chat at www.undressjess.com ! #

Eleven

My body matured Hard Fast and Strong
It was different long before it should have been
She just didn’t respond the same way she did before
It/I was foreign
I was eleven years young and
Those nasty ill willed men could smell my new “gifts”
And I reveled in this
I used my new power to my advantage
And thus continue to do so

www.myspace.com/clubmix1996

Tuesday, February 17, 2009

Are you stalking me?

  • 03:24 My life is shitty lemons at me right now, Happy birthday to me:( #
  • 03:55 So check this out... ping.fm/sWk9d I am fucked! #
  • 04:19 So far today I have learned my apt is being foreclosed upon and I am out of $800 a month starting in April. Fucking buy me a birthday g ... #
  • 04:27 @Philknowsbest Yep it will be technically in like an hour and a half. #
  • 05:05 If um anyone needs an apt I have the keys to the nice ass one downstairs. We can say you've been there for months! #
  • 08:53 He hates me and so I should not be here. I want to disappear. #
  • 09:01 I fucking hate you. #
  • 09:11 I am just so very tired, and I want to go to bed. #
  • 09:13 @meowmistidawn It's cool. I just need to have a nap. #
  • 09:13 Oh wait, happy birthday to me. #
  • 09:18 ping.fm/hKvPQ I'm not joking here. Buy me fucking B-day gifts! #
  • 09:24 Ok well at least I can demand birthday gifts ping.fm/hKvPQ #
  • 09:28 Please God don't let me get kicked out of my Apt! #
  • 20:51 In the famous words of Scarlett O'Hara, "I'll worry about that tomorrow!" #
  • 21:24 @arielandrews Thanks! I am really behind on my emails. I haven't forgotten about you! I am going to try to tackle them hard tomorrow:) #
  • 22:25 I am doing mah Berfday show on my site in about a half an hour! Come play! #
  • 00:06 I really REALLY want this ring for my B-Day! ping.fm/jdhRK #
  • 01:17 ahahahhaa a telemarketer from proactive called and i told them i have perfect skin and don't need them. #
  • 01:29 My muscles look like they are growing, How lucky am I! #
  • 02:56 My BFF Scarlette got me a My Little Pony for my birthday! #

Monday, February 16, 2009

Halp!


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Are you stalking me?

  • 05:25 This weave is getting really frizzy fast and that sucks. #
  • 05:28 Hey yo! Come chat with me and maybe like get a private show or something:) ping.fm/2bxXZ #
  • 06:17 So messed up... Wancha here! #
  • 06:21 Man I am getting really skinny! #
  • 06:40 @andysandimas Yo! What is your link to your wishlist? #
  • 06:45 Going to bed. I hope this diet pill doesn't give me a heart attack in my sleep :( #
  • 19:19 My birthday is tomorrow! #
  • 19:28 Look what I got for my b-day! Thanks Mr. GA Guy! :) ping.fm/PA1DX #
  • 21:52 I just fucking found out my apt was foreclosed upon and there is nothing they can do about my heat. #

Sunday, February 15, 2009

Are you stalking me?

  • 05:30 I am live in my camchat live on undressjess.com. Come love me:) #
  • 06:19 Thanks for blaming me for what I cannot control. #
  • 06:58 I will be ok. But it's not ok what happened. #
  • 07:04 Trust me I am fine I am just tired and I need a drink. I am going to walk down and get one now. #
  • 07:12 The inside of my coat smells like an air plane:) #
  • 22:37 Um. Hot Topic is having a %50 off all clearance sale. I am buying a bunch of shit. #
  • 23:37 I just bought $260.71 worth of clearance shit on hottopic.com. Hahaha! #
  • 23:39 I bought 2 pants, 5 skirts, 14 shirts, 1 dress, 4 hoodies, 1 jacket and 1 hello kitty bed set:) #
  • 23:44 @eonmckai Hahahhahahahhaahha! I'm nuts. Ok I'm manic. #
  • 23:46 I had really amazing sex last night and this morning. Now I am going to eat some eggos and comb out my nappy sexed up weave! #
  • 23:49 Scratch that on the waffles. Chicken strips! #
  • 01:03 I think I am going to have to cancel my members show tonight. I can't get naked if it'd this cold! #
  • 01:57 I'm still doing my show at 10pm and some privates afterwards for an hour. I will just be an ice pop. #
  • 02:22 I'd like to thank StriVectin for transforming my facial skin into the skin of a 14 year old virgin! #

Friday, February 13, 2009

Are you stalking me?

  • 03:04 The show was tons of fun and I got to show off my new lingerie! #
  • 03:53 I love listening to the trains. #
  • 05:24 @izsy_xox In what chat? #
  • 05:25 Check out my new weave! ping.fm/mVrZX It's not my bedtime... Nighty! #
  • 17:30 @minasmusings I will have to be more dedicated to writing tags then. I tend to skip over them. And thanks about the hair! #
  • 17:30 @izsy_xox Nope that wasn't me :( #
  • 17:31 @hotmovies4her is the rock-a-chick the same thing as the rocker chick? Because I have been want to buy and hump that thing like the dickens. #
  • 17:55 It's really hitting me now that I have no one to spend V-day with. Would anyone like to have dinner with me? #
  • 18:00 To those that love me with red hair, fret not! I will be going back to the red after I wear these extensions out! (3 months?) #
  • 18:08 @izsy_xox Thanks babe! And you are beautiful yourself! #
  • 18:46 It's hard to get through hundreds of emails when your house is freezing hardcore:( #
  • 18:49 I just took my measurements and they are totally not proportionate: 35-25-37 I have a big ass? #
  • 19:21 What the fuck is my fucking wireless router fucking up now? #
  • 22:47 *Guilty* I bought drug store diet pills. #
  • 23:26 Busy work is lame but pays off in the end! #
  • 23:43 @minasmusings I am not as small as I used to me and appearently my ass is two sizes bigger than my tiny waist! #
  • 00:23 Man on man I need a new router:( Get me one for my birthday PLZ GOD! ping.fm/eoeA4 #
  • 01:09 Getting ready for my modeling even at The Jungle in my live member cam chat this evening on www.undressjess.com :) #
  • 02:36 Wow. Ultimate slap in my face. My ex who JUST BROKE UP W/ ME is going to the show I was kicked out of. #
  • 02:50 Alright. I'm off to do my modeling gig downtown at The Jungle in Eville! Come see meh! #

Thursday, February 12, 2009

Are you stalking me?

  • 04:50 I hate when people type bb instead of baby. Don't call me baby anyways! #
  • 08:16 Me and Anitra are live on cam come see us! ping.fm/2kyC4 #
  • 18:59 I am a sleepy lazy cozy sleep face today. #
  • 19:16 Why is it important to use tabs in video uploads and random blog entries? #
  • 19:17 Regulators!!!! (Round up!) Warren G is totally following me on twitter now. He's my hero. #
  • 19:32 I just updated a new video blog with Anitra onto www.undressjess.com and I put a hot new noodie vid up last night! #
  • 23:28 @minasmusings Ooops! Yes Tags :) #
  • 23:36 I am so flipping tired but I have so much more work to do. I will nap and do more later. #
  • 01:30 My friend was over here getting ready for the burlesque show I was kicked out of. I am crying I am so jealous. #
  • 01:38 @TousledElegance Thanks! #
  • 01:55 Yay! It's fashion show day in my member show on undressjess.com ! Come see the v-day styles of Jess! #
  • 03:04 The show was tons of fun and I got to show off my new lingerie! #
  • 03:53 I love listening to the trains. #

Check out my new weave!


I am the weave masta flex and this is my companion scarlett from Jessica Cook on Vimeo.

Are you stalking me?

  • 00:14 Gah! My batteries are winding down. Time for my second dose of adderal! #
  • 02:07 I am showing off my new weave in my members chat on www.undressjess.com Come check it out! #
  • 02:54 @TousledElegance Where do you bet lip ink? #
  • 03:02 I am doing privates on webcamclub.com for the next two hours. Come see me! #
  • 03:06 I am officially single. My dood broke up with me last weekend right be before V-day... #
  • 03:10 Come see my new weave! ping.fm/2bxXZ I did an awesome job! #
  • 03:47 I failed trying to call my ex. He no longer lives at home :( #
  • 03:48 Come cheer me up in my free chat ping.fm/2bxXZ I am so bummed:( #
  • 03:57 My mom just called me and had the nerve to tell me not email her anymore because of my email being associated with my website. #
  • 04:50 I hate when people type bb instead of baby. Don't call me baby anyways! #
  • 08:16 Me and Anitra are live on cam come see us! ping.fm/2kyC4 #
  • 18:59 I am a sleepy lazy cozy sleep face today. #
  • 19:16 Why is it important to use tabs in video uploads and random blog entries? #
  • 19:17 Regulators!!!! (Round up!) Warren G is totally following me on twitter now. He's my hero. #
  • 19:32 I just updated a new video blog with Anitra onto www.undressjess.com and I put a hot new noodie vid up last night! #
  • 23:28 @minasmusings Ooops! Yes Tags :) #
  • 23:36 I am so flipping tired but I have so much more work to do. I will nap and do more later. #

Tuesday, February 10, 2009

Are you stalking me?

  • 03:40 I'm getting into this whole "my home is my castle" thing! #
  • 05:06 I just masturbated something straight up amazing. #
  • 05:22 I really love the song Silent Shout by The Knife. #
  • 05:29 I have a therapist appointment in the morning and I still don't have my weave in and I can;t go in this piss yellow wig damnit. #
  • 05:58 Ok I found my tripod screw thingy and set up the bedside cam under the bed net. It's a good angle. #
  • 16:03 I never found my fucking crochet hook so I am going to buy a wig for my appointment today. Lame. #
  • 16:13 @eonmckai Oh! I didn't know buit if you find out what the music project is called lemme know! #
  • 16:15 Just so everyone knows this new StriVectin stuff along with my beauty routine is really making a huge difference in my skin! #
  • 17:30 @eonmckai Thanks! I am gonna download the album when I get back from my head doctor. #
  • 17:30 I woke uo with the theme song from Christmas Vacation stuck in my head. #
  • 20:51 Weave masta flex (that's me) bought a diff kind of weave to try. Wish me luck! #
  • 00:08 I have never been overly interested in politics but I love watching and listening to our new president. #
  • 00:23 I have my weave only HALF done and I have been working on it for two hours. #

Monday, February 9, 2009

Are you stalking me?

  • 03:08 Sabrina please god get back with me about changing my show tonight. I am so tired I can't see. #
  • 03:25 The members show at 10pm is still on guys. I will just be tired as hell. #
  • 03:36 @DreamNetJade Ha how am I like a warrior? Is it my cat like tread? #
  • 03:46 @DreamNetJade Well thanks. I try :) #
  • 03:48 I am wearing an awesome blonde wig that I borrowed from Anitra in tonights show on undressjess.com! (10 mins!) #
  • 05:02 OMG it's so fucking hot in here I am going to die. #
  • 05:22 Sometimes I just don't feel like washing my face before bed. I'm lazy and it's pretty as is. #
  • 05:30 Thank the universe for seroquel! Nighty! :) #
  • 18:08 I missed Charmed this morning :( #
  • 18:17 I need another usb hub to run all of my NEW spy cams. You can buy it for me here: ping.fm/vNLAS #
  • 19:05 @malayataylor What shit did you order? #
  • 19:06 @tastytrixie Is it flattering or creepy that I had a hot sex dream about you and your gf last night? #
  • 19:18 @arielandrews And this is when I wish YOU had spy cams ;) #
  • 19:20 I am writing a blog about beauty routines, products and questions I have for other beauty lovahs! #
  • 19:48 Beauty Q's for the Gals (and Gals at heart!) ping.fm/KVS0b #
  • 20:24 @arielandrews Ok no prob! I love to help out a fellow camwhore :) I will include some info and my number in the email I send you in a min! #
  • 21:35 Damnit! Why isn't fucking digsby working? #
  • 21:57 Digsby is still not working and project put in the new weave has now started. Oh joy! #
  • 22:40 Sewing up my braids for the weave and watching a later episode of Charmed. I wish I knew what happened to Prue! #
  • 22:45 @minasmusings What's videotron? #
  • 22:59 @minasmusings Do you run all of your cams through one isp or modem or two like Trixie? I think I am going to have to get another modem. #
  • 23:19 I am watching the Celebrity Rehab and getting spliffed. I rule. #
  • 23:29 I'm straight horny for an ex of mine right now but I don't have the balls to call him cause he lives with his parents. #
  • 00:27 Where the fuck did my crochet hook fucking go? #
  • 01:23 I have looked EVERYWHERE and I still can't find this fucking crochet hook. I am going to scream. #
  • 01:43 Now I can't find the tripod screw thing and I JUST HAD IT! #
  • 01:45 @tastytrixie I just remember I was blushing hard core and I was embarrassed about it. #
  • 01:49 I just remembered that I woke myself up punching my night stand in the middle of the night. #

Beauty Q's for the gals and gals at heart!

Lately after touching up a set a pictures that I took in October I realized my skin is aging hard and fast (probably due to alcohol abuse) and I decided to make some changes from my usual wash with water only and moisturize, make-up and never washing it off at night routine.

Let it be known that my beauty routine is now as follows:

1. Exfoliate with a facial scrub
2. Tone with witch hazel
3. Rub in StriVectin-SD thoroughly (This is new! I just bought this nearly $200 wrinkle cream last week!) I let this settle in
4. Apply vitamin E oil under eyes, lips, forehead, and smile lines first then rub in all over. Let sink in.
5. Apply moisturizer in the form of jergens natural glow firming formula and let sink in.
6. I apply a very heavy off brand facial moisturizer that is supposedly brightening with the help of pearl extract under my eyes liberally. Like you can still see it and I let is sink in all the way.

This stuff has horse fat in it. I have no idea where it came from because I found it at my grandma’s house but it tends to work. After I am out of it I plan on buying an actual under eye cream for really horrible circles. Suggestions on what to buy?

7. Apply Revlon Age Defying foundation primer and let dry.
8. Apply Olay Definity Color Recapture. This is a spf 15 anti aging moisturizer with a very sheer and illuminating coverage. I add a bit more under my eyes and let sink in and “dry”.
9. Cover under eye circles with this stuff:
http://www.physiciansformula.com/en-us/productdetail/face/concealers/02725.html
This is supposed to lessen the circles under your eyes over time and I swore I noticed a slight difference at first but not really at this point.
10. If I am doing photos or an event I use Bare Minerals foundation if not I simply put my blush and eye stuff on and dust with a light powder. I have been using the new bare minerals feather light mineral veil but I am not exactly the most happy with it.

My questions are as follows:

1. Is it BAD to exfoliate daily? I like to because I think it keeps dead cells from building up and weathering fine lines into my face and keeps my face fresh and clean so it absorbs my moisturizers, creams and serums better.

2. I have been using the feather light mineral veil but it’s so SHINY. I bought it because I read that illuminating products diffuse light and make your face look less aged but this is so shiny that to me it looks like it highlights any sinking or lines in my face. I think it would be better used as a highlighter in specific areas after powdering all over.

What is a good loose powder that isn’t really heavy and too chalky or matte but also that’s not TOO shiny or illuminating. Something that has a natural skin like finish? I would prefer drugstore brands so I can get it sooner than later but more expensive recommendations are welcome as well.

3. I recently bought StriVectin which was originally developed as a stretch mark cream. Do you think this would work on scars? Do you have any other suggestions on what to use on scars that really works? Price is not an issue with this as I would try anything to get rid of these cutting marks I have.

4. Is Strive tin a long term wrinkle cure or is It something that only works while it’s on so I would need to buy it pretty much forever? I will say this shit is AMAZING and I have only used it maybe 5 times and I have noticed a HUGE difference already.

Thanks for all of your help and suggestions in advance!

Sunday, February 8, 2009

Are you stalking me?

  • 03:44 How fucking dare you ruin my happiness. #
  • 14:58 Project "remove the weave" has begun! #
  • 15:15 @izsy_xox Well I am removing this old one and then later throwing up a new one :) #
  • 15:21 *Sad* My friend Bruce finally left for vietnam (moving there, not for vintage war) this morning :( #
  • 15:23 @DreamNetJade How much does a wii plus wii fit cost? I want to buy myself one bad. #
  • 15:29 Turning off my cams until later today cause my underage cousin is on her way to braid my hair! #
  • 18:56 @DreamNetJade I am putting the wii fit and wii on my list of things to do for myself soon! #
  • 21:40 I changed my show time tonight to 10pm so I have more time to finish my weave! #
  • 02:16 Gah! I am so exhausted from fucking with my hair all day I might just go to sleep and do two shows on the site tomorrow. #
  • 02:26 I wrote the manager of the network I was going to doing my show on tonight to see if I could change it for tomorrow. #
  • 02:26 @malayataylor I'm sleepy! #
  • 02:54 My spy cams are back up on undressjess.com just so everyone knows! #

Saturday, February 7, 2009

Are you stalking me?

  • 03:03 Yo, I'm gettin' lifted holmes! #
  • 06:26 @noiamtori And the great thing is that I know exactly where you are at. #
  • 06:29 I want to be at a party :( #
  • 06:32 My mother is so alone her best friend is a wimpy dog. #
  • 06:34 @tornadoliese In spirit, my sweets. In spirit. #
  • 06:35 @noiamtori I sent the last message for you to the wrong person. Heads up. #
  • 07:20 Why do I fall in love with royal pieces of shit? #
  • 10:57 I passed out. Most likely no charmed for me this morning :( #
  • 19:34 @JamesDeen Awe! That's sweet! #
  • 19:34 @JoannaAngel Ha I wear pajamas all day everyday. Yay! #
  • 20:47 Life is hectic but I enjoy that about it. I wish it were more so. #
  • 21:37 Why are some people such dicks on forums? #
  • 21:39 @UstreamTV What kind of cam would stream 16:9 or hd like that? Because I want one so bad and I don't know which does! #
  • 21:40 @OMGitsJessieLee What's your personal site? I didn't know you had one! #
  • 21:42 @MadisonMitchell How do you look up sex offenders in your neighborhood? #
  • 21:48 I can't figure out how to add more pics to my xpeeps profile dagnabbit! #
  • 21:50 @ShugahShane Agreed. #
  • 22:25 That's so cool that on this episode from one of the random seasons of America's Next Top Model Tyra totally gave a model with my teeth v ... #
  • 22:26 @kentuckyprophet What the fuck is the big deal about him smoking a little spliff anyways? #
  • 22:37 How much to top teeth veneers run? Maybe I should save up and get some by the end of the year? #
  • 22:38 @OMGitsJessieLee Well keep me updated for sure! #
  • 00:39 I am ready for my members show in 30 minutes. It will be a pajama party with Jess! Weee! #
  • 01:06 Members cam chat is now live and kicking at www.undressjess.com ! #

I want to see this!



Because in the past I have almost jumped. Buy it for my birthday here:
http://www.amazon.com/gp/registry/wishlist/3DB1S1Y8LCUU1

Friday, February 6, 2009

Are you stalking me?

  • 03:40 VISA finally re-Approved my site so go join now! ping.fm/jkXkr #
  • 05:40 ... and people wonder why I don't have a cell phone. #
  • 05:57 I'm going to bed and I will get all the old and new shit on my list done tomorrow! #
  • 06:15 Sleepy time! Night vision is on my bedside streaming spy cam w/ sound on www.undressjess.com ! #
  • 09:57 I was just awakened with love an kisses from my cat sweety. Yay! #
  • 10:47 I want to watch this whole series again... ping.fm/lopjC #
  • 12:12 Sometimes I really love just zoning out to infomercials! #
  • 12:16 @meowmistidawn Ha, she never called to tell me how the night was... I assume it wasn't so fun. #
  • 12:17 I just had some good ass sex in front of my night vision spycam. Did you see us? #
  • 13:14 I am watching charmed and mixing up my pancake batter! Yuuuuum... pancake addiction... #
  • 13:47 yummy pancakes! #
  • 14:29 I am gonna catch another little cat nap after this episode of Charmed. #
  • 14:29 @izsy_xox No sausage for meeeee! #
  • 19:08 @noiamtori I have mt twit set to update my facebook and myspace status messages as well through the use of ping.fm. You should to it too! #
  • 19:31 @noiamtori I thought you might like that ;) #
  • 19:33 @izsy_xox Use this email to search for me via FB undressjess@gmail.com #
  • 23:27 I went to Macy's and bought new jeans! Oh and a $200 wrinkle cream. I'm obsessed. #
  • 23:48 My three new HD webcams from my wishlist just got here in the mail! #
  • 00:03 Check out the clarity of my new HD webcam! I am testing it out here: ping.fm/2kyC4 #
  • 01:11 Members show via sexcamcentral on www.undressjess.com NOW! #
  • 02:10 @minasmusings Yep two of them! #
  • 02:19 My eyes are super dry and itchy. I was going to do private cam shows but I don't think so now:( #
  • 02:52 It'd do hot in my house that it's simply unbearable. #
  • 03:03 Yo, I'm gettin' lifted holmes! #

Do my bidding!

I just received a rather rude reply on a forum I post at on a regular basis. This loser was such a fucking coward he deleted the message after it was posted as to make sure I received it but not get into any shit himself.

Um yeah I forwarded the email I received containing the message to the board administrator and I will share it with you guys as well. I also have his profile from the forum, which is located here:
http://www.teenplanetforums.com/member.php?u=19869
And also his msn and yahoo information for you all to let him know just HOW BIG of a piece of cowardice shit he truly is!

Send a message via MSN to badsmed 2.0 badsmed2@hotmail.com
Send a message via Yahoo to badsmed 2.0 badsmed2

Dear UndressJess,

badsmed 2.0 has just replied to a thread you have subscribed to entitled - KrissysKitty && TashasTemptations "ROADSIDE FLASHING" - in the Model Post forum of The Official Teen Planet Board!.

This thread is located at:
http://www.teenplanetforums.com/forum/showthread.php?t=32733&goto=newpost

Here is the message that has just been posted:
***************
Spare us the horror please you full of your self one. Athena is hawt and she pretended to be just a normal girl.

Post a pic where you are for once looking straight the camera combined with with your crossed eyes and your usual BS:
"I am the fucking star in this corner of the universe. You are lucky to be sharing your time with such an amazing and beautifully complicated being such as myself."

Please go fuck yourself with a double ended dildo in both holes.

*waits for faggy ding dong to neg rep, even if the fuck has to go back 6 month or something*
***************


There may be other replies also, but you will not receive any more notifications until you visit the forum again.

All the best,
The Official Teen Planet Board!

Thursday, February 5, 2009

Are you stalking me?

  • 03:09 Come hang out with me on here: ping.fm/2bxXZ I'll be here for an hour #
  • 03:33 I will be doing private cam shows on here for another half hour: ping.fm/2bxXZ No likey show? Just come keep me company. #
  • 03:54 8 more minutes I will be chillin' on cam. Come say hi! ping.fm/2bxXZ #
  • 04:05 Alright I am gonna destress and lay around like a lazy ass. #
  • 04:11 God is punishing you for being an asshole to me :) #
  • 04:29 @camsescort Hmmm, how is it different? It's not really I just have to do an hour on there to get paid for my network show I do beforehand. #
  • 04:31 @noiamtori Wait you have a kid? There is so much more I need to learn about you. #
  • 04:44 I will catch up and get even more work done tomorrow. I swear. #
  • 12:42 In bed. Come check out the night vision on my my bedside cam at www.undressjess.com ! #
  • 12:42 @noiamtori He has a cute little crack! I would do the same thing if I had a kid. Take the most embarrassing pics ever. #
  • 13:00 I don't really get Fubar. Is anyone a member there? #
  • 13:04 @amberlily twitted about this site: whoshouldifollow.com and I am rather impressed with it myself! #
  • 13:14 Do youtube videos count as podcasting? Or no? #
  • 13:32 I don't know why this is so entertaining. This guy's voice sucks. tinyurl.com/cw78st #
  • 13:39 I wonder if Charmed is on again this morning. Hahahaha. #
  • 13:42 @arielandrews Ha! Yes I am going to model for your site. We can do it pretty much if I get a weeks notice. Email me! undressjess@gmail.com #
  • 13:51 I am following a TON new twitter peeps thanks to: ping.fm/VwSRj #
  • 13:53 @MadisonMitchell OMG. I would even eat your jacked up sushi right now :) Raw fish is sooooo good. #
  • 13:58 Charmed is on! Annnnnd the new pink video is cool but she still sucks real bad. I muted it. #
  • 14:22 Yum cheese taters and english muffins! #
  • 14:46 I bet these girls had a bunch of fun making this silly Charmed show. #
  • 15:05 Hahahha I love Joe Biden. Jesus Christ he is a character. #
  • 15:10 ping.fm/AZ15G Well DUH. #
  • 15:21 @debaucheddiva I am a new follower! How exciting :) #
  • 15:22 @DreamnetRob Congrats on the healing! When I have a cold I take zinc and it works miracles. #
  • 15:23 @minasmusings My nails look like I am homeless. I need to start doing a little somethin about that. #
  • 15:23 @karinhoegh What is YTPodcaster and what does it do? If YT isn't podcasting, what IS podcasting exactly? I want to podcast! #
  • 15:24 @arielandrews In my recent set I took I got messy in tempra paints! #
  • 15:25 @joe_g1986 I think I acepted your add, but it said it messed up so you may need to add me agin. I still don't get Fubar though. #
  • 15:32 What should I call my new affiliate program? #
  • 15:45 @karinhoegh Can I podcast without a mac or ipod? #
  • 15:48 OMG MC Hammer is in Cash4Gold commercial. Talk about broke. #
  • 16:03 The amount of emails I have to get through today is just plain intimidating. #
  • 16:03 @arielandrews Yes I imagine it would taste pretty gnarly! ha! #
  • 16:42 I am soon going to jump in the shower. Of course this you can watch this rare event on my spycams at: ping.fm/jkXkr #
  • 17:11 @DreamnetRob Good! I just joined your dreamnet forums! #
  • 17:12 @debaucheddiva I used to use the swiss army silicone based lube as hair serum because my vagina was allergic to it. It worked great! #
  • 17:13 I am out of the shower and slathered up in self tanner. I think I shaved off my clit. #
  • 17:34 Hahaha. "Is this going to be forever?" ping.fm/PZiC4 #
  • 17:49 I may vacuum in a minute just to break up all this computer work. #
  • 18:28 @pariskennedy Jeeze you shoot like everyday! #
  • 18:30 @meowmistidawn Where are you going to transfer? #
  • 19:00 I'm fucking being held in contempt of court and I have to go to court again in fucking April. #
  • 19:30 I can't believe this shit that I am in trouble with the fucking courts again. BULLSHIT. #
  • 20:39 Yay for my anxiety meds finally kicking in. I'm breaking out the spliff too, man. #
  • 20:54 @TheLovelyNikki What is a youtube partner? #
  • 20:54 @camsescort Ha I don't want to incorporate any numbers. #
  • 20:56 I am totally zoning out to Slagsmalsklubben! #
  • 21:42 I can't read right now it all waves like the seaaaaaaa. #
  • 21:49 I am so old and fucking haggard. #
  • 21:52 @gamelinkpartner I flipping wish I were going! #

Wednesday, February 4, 2009

Are you stalking me?

  • 07:08 My old shitty router is fucking up my new streaming spy cams, help fix this problem by getting me a new one! ping.fm/LdDkm #
  • 07:50 @camsescort Yes I did! I will try to respond tomorrow I was busy with dumb stuff all day today :( #
  • 08:11 Fixed the new streaming spy cams (w. sound!) on www.undressjess.com. I rule hard. #
  • 12:28 Someone opened up a new strip club in town called "The Crazy Coconut". Has anyone heard of this? #
  • 12:42 @arielandrews I am going to do some research on Lamictal and see if I can take it! I take seroquel for BP now. #
  • 12:52 Should I just get up and start the day or try to get more rest? #
  • 12:56 Please mr man in the moon, melt the ice and snow today! Please? #
  • 13:21 Um, I love watching Charmed. Sue me! #
  • 13:29 Hahaha Dwight was a wizard on Charmed! ping.fm/kxoxW So hot. #
  • 13:38 I want some pancakes. Should I make some? After the cheese muffin and yogurt? #
  • 13:56 Yeah I am going to sit here and watch charmed for like another hour now and I will probably make the pancakes I was bitching about as well. #
  • 14:33 Pancakes! Yay! #
  • 14:40 I gave the rest of the pancakes to Jebadiah. You know, my dog! #
  • 14:42 @minasmusings Good morning! #
  • 14:43 @noiamtori Al Pacino is hot hot hot! #
  • 14:53 Ok after stuffing my face three times and watching 2 episodes on Charmed, I am sleepy again. #
  • 15:07 I like the new Katy Perry video. It's a shitty ass song but the video is classy! #
  • 15:49 @draven I had a dream that we worked at a strip club together! Ha you were a good dancer. #
  • 16:33 My wireless router is a huge dumb dumb. #
  • 17:14 I am searching for forums mainly concerned with voyeurism, spycams and the like. Suggestions? #
  • 18:14 @JamesDeen You guys have a tree house! *jealous* #
  • 18:17 @meowmistidawn WAIT! Is it the 502 club? Venus went there last night. I haven't heard the details yet. #
  • 19:35 I am doing pornographer busy work and dorkily listening to Ani Difranco. #
  • 19:42 @eonmckai Uh, what? #
  • 20:03 Racist people are idiots. #
  • 20:16 I am making pizza rolls... YES I AM! #
  • 20:20 ping.fm/DsQWn Uh huh... Yeah. #
  • 20:37 @arielandrews Yeah honestly I would rather be insane than be a mindless american droid like everyone else:) #
  • 20:59 @audaciaray Speaking of which... I may need to do this. #
  • 21:01 @adorableaudrey I miss you! Did you guys decide on Phoenix yet? I need to make my hotel reservations still! #
  • 21:06 OMG, this is me in 2 years... ping.fm/rQEoS Ok 6 months. #
  • 21:19 Oh this is a good one: ping.fm/xSWZ0 #
  • 21:19 @audaciaray I haven't dumpster dived in yrsssssssssss! #
  • 22:24 @JoannaAngel Eat more! #
  • 22:28 I am half asleep and trying to pick up my apartment. Lame, #
  • 22:59 @izsy_xox SHEHulk want sexy penis NOW! #
  • 23:41 @noiamtori Wait... recovery from what? #
  • 01:24 Members show at 8pm CST! I need to wake the hell up. #
  • 01:50 Ok I have a really weird itchy ear infection that is killing me softly. #
  • 01:50 @eonmckai Man I looked that that page you sent and pure just didn't get it. Maybe I'm weird? #
  • 01:51 @noiamtori Oh shit man. That's lame sauce. #
  • 01:58 Um yeah Bone Thug-N-Harmony rules the bombest. #
  • 03:09 Come hang out with me on here: ping.fm/2bxXZ I'll be here for an hour #
  • 03:33 I will be doing private cam shows on here for another half hour: ping.fm/2bxXZ No likey show? Just come keep me company. #
  • 03:54 8 more minutes I will be chillin' on cam. Come say hi! ping.fm/2bxXZ #
  • 04:05 Alright I am gonna destress and lay around like a lazy ass. #
  • 04:11 God is punishing you for being an asshole to me :) #
  • 04:29 @camsescort Hmmm, how is it different? It's not really I just have to do an hour on there to get paid for my network show I do beforehand. #
  • 04:31 @noiamtori Wait you have a kid? There is so much more I need to learn about you. #
  • 04:44 I will catch up and get even more work done tomorrow. I swear. #

uh huh bitches!

This is from my recent burlesque photos I took:
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And this is from a funny set that is going up on my site soon of me pretending to be Wonder Woman:
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And to give you all an update on my spycam situation… I found a way to stream full quality cams on my site and so I added three more to the 8 I already had of near streaming cams using rude and housecamz. The new ones are hella nice kind of like Justin.tv cams or something and they also feature full sound. I now I have 11 (24/7) voyeur cams on www.undressjess.com as well as my regular weekly pic sets and video updates and daily hour long members shows. My site pretty much now officially rules harder than your mom.

Tuesday, February 3, 2009

Are you stalking me?

  • 03:58 Because I am being re-approved my VISA my site www.undressjess.com will not be able to take any more new members until tomorrow! Sorry! #
  • 04:05 Also since I can't receive any new memberships I canceled tonights members show with camz since this usually gets me quite a few sign up ... #
  • 04:29 @CrunchyFrog47 Yeah I am rescheduling for tomorrow when my signups page is back up and I can take new members again:) #
  • 04:38 @camsescort Ok email me about this witht he url of your blog: undressjess@gmail.com #
  • 04:39 @dtopper22 Poor some witch hazel down the bitch, it'll fix it. #
  • 05:07 Buy me this Karaoke machine for my birthday! So I can have a Karaoke Birthday party! ping.fm/eoeA4 #
  • 05:24 @CrunchyFrog47 Why Friday and not tomorrow? #
  • 05:46 @furrygirl Pshhh! I have been getting grey hairs since I was 13. #
  • 08:46 @MadisonMitchell Yeah but it's not free until after 6am right? Please correct me if I am wrong and I will go now. #
  • 11:53 Hopefully I will be able to get the hell up and run my errands tomorrow and get some shit done! #
  • 11:56 @MadisonMitchell I went anyways and paid full price. I just couldn't help it, I needed pancakes. #
  • 17:23 Took my morning meds. I hope I wake up soon. Fuck the ice, MAN! #
  • 18:08 @minasmusings Man! I want a cleaning lady! Other than my grandma, that is. #
  • 18:19 I have had no sex drive since I went on Yaz and Celexa, is this normal? #
  • 18:30 @Fleshlight You should totally have me as a fleshlight girl :) I want my vagina to be immortal! #
  • 18:32 @minasmusings Ha my grandma does like everything for like 20 bucks. She just doesn't do the best job. #
  • 19:46 I hate my old stupid worn out face so much that I want to cut it off. #
  • 19:48 Speaking of old... My router is 5 years old and about to kcik the dust, suggestions on a new one? #
  • 22:34 What kindof artic tundra kindof bullshit is going the fuck on outside? #
  • 22:39 I was thinking of how much I hate you today while driving passed your parents house, then 2 mins later I saw you in a car wreck with a c ... #
  • 23:45 I bought this luggage today: ping.fm/h3HzR It rules! #
  • 00:15 I have a members show in two hours. I am going to try to put together my new vacuum with the help of the viewers! Naked! #
  • 00:37 I am going to nap for an hour before my show. I had to get up to early today. #
  • 01:46 I rescheduled my members show for tonight from 8pm to 10pm CST. I am going to sneak in some more rest until then! #

Monday, February 2, 2009

Are you stalking me?

  • 03:24 I am doing cheap camshows til 10CST! Half off! #
  • 03:28 ping.fm/2bxXZ or you can just come chat with me and keep me company :) #
  • 04:20 I am never EVER doing cam shows that cheap ever again. What a fucking waste of time. #
  • 04:40 I want a fucking drink but I don't feel like busting my ass in the ice to get one. #

Sunday, February 1, 2009

Are you stalking me?

  • 10:28 My new additional full streaming and full sound spy cams should be up tomorrow sometime! #
  • 11:24 My housecamz are down, I know. I am working on it but they may not be back until morning. #
  • 11:46 I rules when you have a ton of cash on hand but it sucks when you know that in a few days you will just have to pay it to bills. #
  • 12:01 @camsescort Um, in what way? #
  • 12:56 A total scam! ping.fm/JMPHT Complete with tons of stolen images! #
  • 19:24 It is hot as fucking hell up in here! Like a sauna! #
  • 19:57 I am gonna get up and mess with my cams and get them working better for housecamz soon here. I'm hunrgy. #
  • 20:53 All of my 8 spy cams are back live on undressjess.com, and now I am working on my new streaming spycams w/ sound! #
  • 21:44 Im guess what? My streaming spy cams are up so you can snoop and listen to me now! 11 cams total! #
  • 23:04 Does anyone possibly want to go out to eat with me? #
  • 23:05 @izsy_xox Ha! The heat was out of control up in this piece. #
  • 23:05 @camsescort Alrighty, well write one! #
  • 23:06 @minasmusings Actually I only know about this site because I bought one of the books unknowingly off of amazon. It came like a pamplet. $25 #
  • 23:17 Well i called my ONE friend and she didn't pick up so I better order something I guess. #
  • 23:39 Thank god for this on a cloudy day... ping.fm/U3nvO #
  • 02:02 Members show starting on undressjess.com! Cheap chat happy hour thing after the show. #
  • 03:24 I am doing cheap camshows til 10CST! Half off! #
  • 03:28 ping.fm/2bxXZ or you can just come chat with me and keep me company :) #
  • 04:20 I am never EVER doing cam shows that cheap ever again. What a fucking waste of time. #
  • 04:40 I want a fucking drink but I don't feel like busting my ass in the ice to get one. #