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• 03:43 Have you voted for my booty shaking video yet? It only takes one click! ping.fm/UCjuW #
• 04:18 Free booty shaking video and I'm almost naked in it! Enjoy it and VOTE! ping.fm/B3z1u Please RT! #
• 05:30 Only a half hour left to go on this contest and I am back in the lead! Help me stay there by clicking me a VOTE! ping.fm/0FVCc #
• 05:52 I'm still in the lead and there is only like 10 more mins to go! Ask your friends to vote for me please:) ping.fm/9Sq1k PLS RT! #
• 05:55 Oh no! The other girl is catching up! Help me stay in the lead! Vote for my juicy ghetto booty:) ping.fm/9cHRF #
• 06:02 Yay! I won the contest guys! Thanks so much for all of your help! It was soooo close! ping.fm/T1nPn #
• 06:42 Time for a celebratory sammich and some TV! I wonder if Rosanne is on? I LOVE ROSANNE! #
• 08:05 I totally need to go to bed now. I have that show tomorrow at Someplace Else starting at 11pm! I'm actually nervous! I need my nerve pills. #
• 08:11 Can anyone find the mp3 of this poem? ping.fm/Ifg2R I need it for my burlesque performance tomorrow and I can't find it! #
• 08:26 FOUND! ping.fm/wtdKF Thanks Mr. Bear! :) #
• 08:48 1 More episode of Rosanne and then I am hitting the sheets! Thanks for all of you guys help with the contest today! I really appreciate it! #
• 09:04 God! That HeelTastic commercial totally grosses me out... ping.fm/0fDT5 #
• 11:38 You are quite determined to micromanage your day, but the more... More for Aquarius twittascope.com/twittascope/?sign=11 #
• 19:24 I got some more Christmas WishList gifts today! A book, It's A Wonderful Life on BluRay and some PUR water filters for my sink! Yay! #
• 22:51 I got the coolest new dark hair for the show at Someplace Else tonight! Are you coming? #
• 23:21 I'm not going to be available on the computer for the rest of night due to getting ready for the show tonight @Someplace Else! Call instead! #

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• 11:28 A year that was filled with hopes and dreams is drawing to a c... More for Aquarius twittascope.com/twittascope/?sign=11 #
• 17:26 OMG This girl is ahead of me! Tell every one you know to vote for my sexy ass video please! contest.shakinit.com/results10.php #
• 17:51 Ooops I posted the results link not the actual voting link... ping.fm/cV1Gy Haha, NOW VOTE! #
• 18:15 I'm hungry and horny. This is confusing. Um, VOTE FOR ME! ping.fm/Plcpd #
• 20:32 I'm your boyfriend now, Nancy! #
• 21:26 Tell your Momma! Tell your friends! (To check out my HOT free booty dance video and VOTE for me to win this contest!) ping.fm/j4zUb #
• 21:54 Want to see a video of me shaking my ass half naked? OF COURSE YOU DO! ping.fm/BuVM1 Don't forget to vote! #
• 22:41 The contest is tied! Vote for me to get me over the tie! (You don't have to sign up for anything just click "vote!") ping.fm/oIjwC #
• 01:27 I don't feel good at all and I have a members show in a half hour. I better go get ready! #
• 02:42 What the hell? This girl totally just jumped up 50 points! Please go put your vote in now if you haven't already! ping.fm/h2YNd #

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• 03:11 I am doing some privates shows for the next hour with my new hair! Come see it! ping.fm/nCkfO #
• 05:12 I am editing my shakinit contest video as we speak! I will be harassing all of you to vote for me starting tonight! #
• 06:09 Ok this really awesome dancer entered the contest so I am going to need EVERYONES help to win! I really need this extra prize money! #
• 06:56 My video is up and you can vote now! Please vote for me and tell your friends to as well! ping.fm/0ch2c #
• 10:03 My back hurts. I'm tired and I am going to bed after I walk J eb again one more time. Vote for me! ping.fm/Ao9Q5 :) #
• 11:19 My long lost brother was sitting in my house today and I wouldn't blow off my member show to eat Chinese with him. Where are my priorities? #
• 11:25 Instead of pinning your hopes on the personal satisfaction tha... More for Aquarius twittascope.com/twittascope/?sign=11 #
• 11:26 He reminded me of her brother who died. They gave me 3 watches. They symbolize "time". #
• 12:09 I keep downing tons of water to avoid downing tons of rum. Ha, I said the same word twice in the same sentence. #
• 12:37 Melatonin and 5-HTP is the insomnia "cure all". I'm such a pill popper. #
• 21:44 I am about to clean the house a little bit and then work hardcore on my performances for the show at Someplace Else on New Years Eve! #
• 21:45 This other girl in the contest in gaining on me! Please help me out by voting for me and ask your friends to as well! ping.fm/jWC6l #
• 23:15 Can't we just leave it at a compliment? Fucking rude ass. ping.fm/LQP28 #
• 23:42 Time for my strawberry and banana smoothie! ( And all of my meds and supplements, Whoot!) #
• 01:08 Please retweet or repost for your friends to vote for me as well! (Enjoy my ass jiggling!) ping.fm/oSsRr #
• 01:31 I pee like 50 times a day... What's normal? Is there a "normal" amount of times to pee in a 24 hr period? #

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Please vote for me to win! I really need this extra moolah!

Please check out this free video, vote for me to win and repost it as you see fit!

I really need the extra prize money right now to help out with my medical bills from my stroke that I had about 3 months ago!

Please retweet/reblog/repost this link/video and ask your friends to vote for me and I will love you long time!

I really need your guys help in winning this and thank you so much for your support this last year and every year before this one. You guys have really made my business a success and I couldn’t have done it without you! Happy holidays guys and gals and thanks again!




You can vote at this link:
http://contest.shakinit.com/bc15_undressjess.html

If that link won’t work just go to shakinit.com and click on contests and you will see my video and can vote for me there! You don't even have to sign up to anything free or otherwise to vote so it's totally easy!

Tell your friends! You can vote until December 30th at midnight! Go, do it, NOW!

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• 03:04 Guess who is doing half priced camshots for the next hour? I AM! Yay! ping.fm/yLEqC #
• 08:08 It's so awesome when all my friends from High School are in town! I love you guys! #
• 08:22 Time for bed! Nighty! There is much work to be done tomorrow! #
• 11:26 This feels like a very fateful time for you as your relationsh... More for Aquarius twittascope.com/twittascope/?sign=11 #
• 18:00 I got some wishlist stuff from the UPS guy this morning! It received a black light, furry shape-up sketchers boots and NEW bose ear bu ds! #
• 18:02 My costumes I ordered to enter the Shakinit contest never got here though! So I am going to have to throw something together I already have. #
• 18:13 I just realized that my "f2" button is missing off of my brand fucking new laptop. I am going to kill the cats. #
• 18:31 Can I buy another "f2" key? How will I know if it will fit? Where would I get such a thing? #
• 19:12 I still can't find my cell phone and now my "f2" key is missing. Shoot me! #
• 20:06 I'm not ready for this jelly. So I'm going back to sleep for a little bit. #
• 20:10 I need to borrow someones pastie glue tonight but I don't have a fucking phone to call anyone. Can anyone let me use some later tonight? #
• 20:20 Yay! I also got that really sexy striped mesh dress off of my wishlist today that I have been wanting! THANKS DUDE! #
• 23:45 I am about to take my bath to get ready for tonight's show and to get ready for the contest video I have to make tonight! Come watch me! #
• 23:55 Amazing... I find my phone right after I get a new one. Fuck it. I like the orange one better anyways. #
• 00:52 Talk about extremely awkward. My NE W grandma just stopped by without calling and brought my fucking brother that I haven't seen since.... #
• 00:54 ...I was a child. AND I was naked in the shower without make-up on and I was really busy getting ready for a show and a contest video. #

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• 03:10 I'm doing half priced holiday shows for the next hour! Catch me before it's too late! ping.fm/XUUDN #
• 03:14 I'm so horny today and am online right now at PrivateCamZ. I'd love to do a show just for you ;) bit.ly/2OrVah #
• 04:03 Gah! I forgot how Effexor makes you all dizzy when you first start taking it again! I think I might puke. #
• 10:45 We all went to Hammer Heads tonight and it was fun except for Leslie abandoning me. #
• 10:51 My heart is broken. But thats's common place around hear. #
• 11:07 I'm all alone yet again. #
• 11:21 Although you may be motivated by your desire to show someone h... More for Aquarius twittascope.com/twittascope/?sign=11 #
• 12:12 Hallelujah! Holy shit! #
• 12:35 I am going to passput now, without Leslie. Without anyone. #
• 23:34 I just woke up at 5pm. I think I watched "Christmas Vacation" twice in a row last night by myself. That's sexy! #
• 00:11 There is something seriously wrong with the fact that I can only be intimate wit h people when I am drunk. #
• 00:15 Remember me, @Geeks4Girls? You are my first follower, you know! bit.ly/ffollower #
• 00:55 Dinner is served! (Baked potatoes and parmesan noodles!!!) Yum! #
• 02:08 I am now signed in and ready to go in tonight's Truth or Dare Trivia Show on undressjess.com! Come see me naked! ping.fm/mPX1J :) #

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• 04:06 Can someone call my cell so I can find it? I just got home from Christmas at my Grandmas house! #
• 04:28 Karma is a bitch, bitch. I should know. #
• 04:40 I'm back on my Effexor and thank god cause if I weren't I'd hate to know the Holidays without being doped up on SOMETHING. #
• 05:05 I'm about to relax & watch "Precious". I'll probably pass out& take a nap as well. I have a blog post I wrote that I need to post later! #
• 07:00 The movie "Precious" is seriously the most heart wrenching movie I have seen in a VERY long time. Uh, happy holidays? :( #
• 07:03 Are ANY bars open on Christmas night? I need a stiff drink and some social interaction after watching that movie. #
• 08:30 I am off to bed now kids! Christmas was really relaxing and it was nice to get to see everyone in town! Tomorrow it's back to the business! #
• 11:30 You are ready to take a little spiritual journey these days, b... More for Aquarius twittascope.com/twittascope/?sign=11 #
• 21:27 I just woke up. I thought Leslie was going to come wake me up earlier today to go out to eat lunch:( I'll beat her up! #
• 21:32 I got 2 copi es of that new Dance game for Wii this Christmas. One from Mom and one from the wishlist. I am gonna give one away! #
• 21:34 God damn it that long ass blog post I wrote at my grandmas house didn't save. That shit always happens to me! #
• 22:02 Guess who has a blackberry smoothie? I do! I do! :) I made it myself too! #
• 23:50 I going to take a nap but I will be done with my members show at 10pm, does anyone want to go out/hangout? I have that Just Dance Wii game! #

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• 04:31 Weird! My landlord put chocolates and a party invitation on my door for Jan. 3rd. That is so strange! #
• 04:43 Where am I going to be able to get alcohol after 12am? Like is CVS going to be open? #
• 05:00 CVS is in fact open! Sweet! #
• 05:34 I totally forgot I have a Brittany Murphy action figure from Sin City! I need to display it now that she passed away:( #
• 06:19 Leslie is here! Yay! I told her we should make a Taco Talk Show for old school fun! #
• 08:40 I'm about to watch "It's A Wonderful Life" with Leslie! I have to call my mom and tell her this... at 2:40am YES. #
• 11:09 I am a holiday spirit. I will haunt all of you from your Christmas pasts! #
• 11:21 You don't want others to see how disciplined you are today, bu... More for Aquarius twittascope.com/twittascope/?sign=11 #
• 11:22 Merry Christmas! ping.fm/FuARP #
• 21:06 Merry Christmas Homies! I just woke up and ate an ice cream sandwich! Ha! #
• 21:21 OMG! My grandma is here rushing me to come on to her house with no warning or l ike any way for me to get home later on. #

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• 03:07 I am doing some half priced cam shows for the holidays! But only for the next hour! Come get some! ping.fm/yHWMA #
• 04:37 I just totally noticed in my mail box there was "Hair Force" growth vitamins from my wishlist! Thanks so much! Hurry the fuck up hair! :) #
• 04:53 God damnit! There are only 20 fucking days worth of "servings" of these hair vitamins in this effing package. They won't even last a month! #
• 05:11 Leslie is playing guitar on justin.tv! Go look and tell her "UndressJess" sent ya! ;) ping.fm/lyvUN #
• 11:22 You might avoid making promises about your schedule because yo... More for Aquarius twittascope.com/twittascope/?sign=11 #
• 18:51 I LITERALLY just got home from the bar. I am still totally drunk. Happy holidays kids! #
• 18:55 I also totally missed getting that fucking UPS package again! #
• 19:32 I'm going back to sleep. I hate myself. Not really but a little bit. #
• 19:36 I updated my youtube account with a new video blog! ping.fm/iH9kZ Enjoy! #
• 22:33 Ok I am fina lly awake again. What the fuck was I drinking last night that fucked me up so bad? #
• 22:38 I got 2 gifts in the mail today even though I missed the UPS guy so maybe they came from FedEx? A salt lamp and some make-up stuff! Yay! #
• 23:11 I love it when everyone is in town for the Holidays and you get to see lots of people you haven't seen in forever! It's the best! #
• 23:12 I'm making cheesy rice & broccoli with extra cheese & I am going to eat it in front of the TV watching awesome (and cheesy) X-Mas programs! #
• 23:46 My vagina just got wet talking on the phone with Leslie. I am gonna wiggle her butt and touch her boobs while she's in tow n! #
• 00:14 Hahahahaha! I forgot about Veggie Tales. #
• 00:18 Ahhhh! I ate too much cheese rice and it hurt my belly:( #
• 01:07 Leslie is coming! She's find of like Santa but in the shape of an emo child instead of an over weight bearded man.. and she touches my butt. #
• 01:27 I am trying to convince Misti to bring me a piece of that awesome Tofurky that she made for Christmas! ...And maybe a crescent roll! #
• 01:47 I just got a message on AIM from "doll parts 113" and it said: "how many diseases do you have". I replied, "at least 50". Bwah ahahaha! #
• 01:55 I just ate one of those! ping.fm/TuCqa Yum! #
• 01:59 Merry Festivus! ping.fm/dCov5 (For the rest of us!) #
• 02:16 I need a bulb for my salt lamp but there was no papers on what type to buy? Does anyone have one and know what kind to get? #

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• 03:19 Time to put up some glow stars (and planets)! Are you ready for old school celestial goodness? I AM!!!1! #
• 03:51 This "Teen Moms" show is totally sad and terrifying. I'll say it again, I'M SOP GLAD I DON'T HAVE KIDS! Maybe when I am 30-40yrs old... #
• 04:49 My doctor cleared me to take Effexor again but I am really scared to take ANY meds ever again! This is horrible... #
• 04:55 He has also put me on Lamictal for my bipolar disorder. I have never had that before... I really do hope it helps me though I'M NUTS. #
• 05:15 I want a new bra that will make my tits look so huge that they might grow m inds of their own and take over the world. Suggestions on type? #
• 06:46 Time to have a nice relaxing walk around the block with Jeb... Right after I finish putting up these damned glow stars! It's taking forever! #
• 07:26 My doctors nurse is so hot. I bet she knows I think she hot too cause my heart beat increases around her & she DOES have to take my pulse! #
• 07:48 Tonight felt really weird in my house... I think I need to start drinking more like I used to. Sober = Boring. #
• 08:05 I am going to bed early tonight. Maybe I will actually fall asleep tonight when I lay down instead of tossing and turning for hours... #
• 08:15 I took some melatonin and I am eating some dried bananas. How can I sweeten my morning smoothie without using sugar? #
• 08:29 I has more glow stars coming from my wishlist! And a black light on it's way as well! You guys rule! :) #
• 08:32 I am writing my new years resolutions this week, I will most likely post them on zeeeee blog after Christmas! ping.fm/PEcRL #
• 08:39 Melatonin kicking in... Machine shutting down... Goodnight my little beebops! #
• 11:45 You might experience a bit of a glitch when it comes to money ... More for Aquarius twittascope.com/twittascope/?sign=11 #
• 22:30 I just got home from today's blood test. It's back to normal! Yay for fish oil! (I swear this is what probably saved my blood!) #
• 22:33 I got so many wishlist gifts in the mail today! I got 2 books, pubic hair color and 2 Wii controllers w/ added Wii MotionPlus! Thanks guys! #
• 22:44 Is UPS gonna run on Friday? Please let the answer be "YES"! #
• 23:42 I'm making tacos for dinner! Want some? Come on over! #
• 00:40 I have a Christmas themed members show in an hour and 2 0 mins! I am slowly getting ready and looking for something Christmas like to wear! #
• 02:04 I'm in chat and ready to be your little xxx-mas elf in my members chat on undressjess.com! :) ping.fm/59nBQ #

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• 03:31 Sometimes I have these days when technology just fucking hates my guts. It sucks to say the least... #
• 04:24 I just bought myself a Christmas gift from azuregreen.com! I haven't ordered from there since I was like 13! Weeeee! #
• 05:50 I wish I had some alcohol to enjoy here at home. I never have any when I'm craving it and I hate going out to over priced bars. #
• 07:10 OMG AN OVERSIZE CUPCAKE!1!! ping.fm/ih55p I want! ping.fm/3oJkH #
• 07:19 New shakinit video in HD... Say what? New shakinit video free preview... Say what, WHAT? ping.fm/09cqv #
• 08:44 I am being good and obeying myself. However, self control is not very fun in the least. #
• 11:19 You know something that could be useful to others, but you may... More for Aquarius twittascope.com/twittascope/?sign=11 #
• 18:22 Coffee with "Italian Cream", fresh fruit smoothie and a pumpkin muffin! NO MEAT! :) #
• 01:20 OMG! I am finally done with all of my appointments today. Guess what? My brain swelling went down a little! #
• 01:27 I got the biggest wi shlist package maybe ever today... It was a shiatsu massaging cushion! The package was however... EXCESSIVE! :) & :( #

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• 03:05 I just logged on my webcam at PrivateCamZ. Come on over to chat and get a private show! bit.ly/2OrVah #
• 03:30 I am listening to Day Dream Nation and doing shows. Life is good! ping.fm/mEg9t #
• 04:09 My neighbors upstairs sound like they are having fun! 1 of these days I am gonna go bust up in there with party favors & have some fun too! #
• 04:35 I am warming up the left over pizza and watching cold case. I was gonna eat it tomorrow but I can't wait, it's too good! #
• 05:59 I need a wrist tattoo pronto. Who can give it to me? #
• 06:23 I really want some Cream of Wheat so BAD! And I have some here but I am totally out of butter:( This makes me uber sad! #
• 06:49 OMG! I really don't feel like walking the dog again tonight! But after I am done I can totally go to bed... Yay! #
• 12:10 You may be caught up in a situation today that seems to be muc... More for Aquarius twittascope.com/twittascope/?sign=11 #
• 18:21 Great my gums are bleeding in my sleep again. I wake up and it looks like I have been eating shit. Neat! #
• 21:57 I hate hectic days f ull of stupid appointments and grocery shopping. I had to get another cat scan today. I REALLY hate those! #
• 22:38 I totally just scored this really pretty binder and big awesome cork board from the trash outside. I have no shame! #
• 23:28 Hey members of undressjess.com please go read my recent blog post on the first page of the members area! Happy holidays homies! #
• 23:38 My grandma got me an orange cell phone for Christmas! (She can never keep a damned secret.) #
• 00:15 Please send me your favorite smoothie recipes! Send to: jess@undressjess.com :) K thx! #
• 00:43 I just found my New Years resolutions from last year... I am planning mine for this year as we speak! ping.fm/piWsh #
• 01:12 I need this book! It contains the symbol that I want tattooed on my wrist! Buy it & get a week pass to undressjess.com! ping.fm/P8Flp #
• 01:31 We're all a little Satanic here... Bwahahahahaha! #

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• 07:04 They just don't make breakfast like they used to... ping.fm/gudsV #
• 10:03 I has friends over playing my wii and being cute. I hope we aren't driving my upstairs neighbor nuts. Bailey are you cool? #
• 12:13 Your expectations for the days and weeks ahead may be so infla... More for Aquarius twittascope.com/twittascope/?sign=11 #
• 20:07 Barb and I are gonna make up a new burlesque dance for my performance on New Years Eve @ Someplace Else! I am so excited! #
• 01:49 I had such a good time over at Megan's house with Barb! We ate pizza and it was an amazing time! Sweet! #
• 02:03 Everyone head over to undressjess.com for tonight's Truth or Dare Trivia Show! Are you ready for some fun!?! ping.fm/qix4N #
• 02:39 What!?! Brittney Murphy died this morning? Why do I hear everything last? #

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• 03:19 I'm doing half price private shows now! Get 'em while they're HOT! ping.fm/xGk8p #
• 03:21 I'm live on cam right now at PrivateCamZ so come by for a chat and some playtime with me! bit.ly/2OrVah #
• 03:34 There is like NO ONE online tonight! You should just come in and chat with me until I do another show. ping.fm/z0DUQ #
• 04:09 I'm done doing private shows tonight! Time to walk the dog and maybe see what there is to snack on... What's good to eat tonight? #
• 04:50 Oh look! This guy wishes I would have di ed (in my stroke) and insists that everyone else feels the same way! ping.fm/CmgFi #
• 05:35 I ordered pizza! I'm watching that weird santa movie (the 2nd version) with Tim Allen in it. I'm all festive and HUNGRY! #
• 09:23 I just popped my back so good and it was probably better than my last orgasm. That is pitiful. #
• 10:43 Hahaha! I used the Taco Bell commercial's song for my latest shakinit vid... Check out the hot dress I strip out of! ping.fm/EfK1R #
• 11:25 Starting next week I am going to start FORCING myself to get out and start interacting with people more during the day. #
• 12:06 You are on edge as the Moon returns to your sign today. You fe... More for Aquarius twittascope.com/twittascope/?sign=11 #
• 20:19 I'm still pissed off about that guy saying he wished I had died (after my stroke) on my blog post. That is such a fucked up thing to say. #
• 20:23 I changed my settings on artschoolslut.com so that you can only leave comments if you are a registered user of some type. BE BRAVE PEOPLE! #
• 23:27 Just to inform you there will be NO show on the site tonight. I am trying to find another network to use to do Saturday's show. Suggestions? #
• 23:43 ll the other pretty little web whores have nice sexy Christmas outfits except for me! :( ping.fm/OZKPa #
• 00:20 Web ladies and gents and all in between! Have you ever used Clip Clinic to sell your videos? What was your experience? www.clipclinic.com #
• 02:14 I tried warming up last night's pizza but of course I forgot I was cooking and burnt it to a crisp. Jeb ate it though. #

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• 03:02 The Tubby Time Show will be 1st then I will be doing shows for 1 hour @ webcamclub.com then the Lingerie Strip Tease Show will be at 11pm! #
• 04:26 I am doing private shows tonight! Want to get yourself a little early xxx-mas gift? Of course you do! ping.fm/4Ha4V #
• 04:56 I think my brain is leaking out of my nose but uh, time to play Strip Tease Vixen on undressjess.com in my 2nd show of the night! #
• 07:03 I want to go do something tonight but I don't want to go by myself:( I usually do so I don't know why I just don't? #
• 09:41 My fucking Bose earbuds just fucking broke i n my door just now... Buy me new ones: ping.fm/lMy0d #
• 10:01 I am so fucking pissed please get me new earbuds for x-mas! ping.fm/cJyB5 #
• 12:31 It may feel as if you are nearing the end of the road you are ... More for Aquarius twittascope.com/twittascope/?sign=11 #
• 21:47 What should I get my grandma for Christmas? #
• 21:53 Never mind. She get's nothing. She poured out the iced coffee I was drinking and it was delicious! :( #
• 22:31 I got my jewelry and my kimono dress in the mail today for my performance at Someplace Else on New Years Eve! Are you coming? :) #
• 22:59 Have any of you guys ever had any hair vitamins that worked well? If so what kinds? I want long hair NOW! #
• 23:50 What do people mix with eggnog to make it alcoholic? ...Because I only see non-alcoholic eggnog by itself in the dairy isle. #
• 00:32 Yay! Someone very special bought me new Bose earphones for Christmas! He's already a member though so he get's a different thank you "gift"! #
• 00:41 Time for a 20 minute nap! Then I have to get ready for tonight's Truth or Dare Trivia Show at 8pm CST! #
• 01:11 Hahahaha! Brittney sent me a holiday card and called me "Hex Craft Satan Bitch" and my Grandma thought it was hate mail and got all scared! #
• 01:58 Time for the show! Make sure you all are in attendance for my special HOT Truth or Dare Trivia Show on undressjess.com! :) #

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• 03:17 I feel all scrambled and confused this evening. It scares me when I feel this way because of the stroke and all... I'm worried! #
• 03:32 I put in the movie "Niagra" and I am going to try to edit 3 movies... Wish me luck and a clear head! #
• 03:48 I am getting myself all flustered... I am going to walk the dog and take a breather, watch this movie and THEN try to finish my editing! #
• 04:36 I just secretly bought someone a gift! I love doing that! (As you should too!) ping.fm/wZ7Ns #
• 06:32 I almost have something accomplished! I am so proud of myself! Weeeeee! < a href="http://twitter.com/undressjess/statuses/6756808017">#
• 07:12 I'm dark in my heart! ;) undressjess.shakinit.com/ Goth school girl skanks RULE! #
• 08:13 My last video updates on undressjess.com & my shakinit page are now available @ my clip store! www.clips4sale.com/store/17142 #
• 09:38 Wanna see some dumb goth girls shake their butts? (Including me! Except I'm not dumb... I'm "unique"!) ping.fm/gRQAf #
• 10:16 I still really need a XXX-Mas costume for the shakinit contest at the end of the month! I really need the prize $$$! ping. fm/bngP4 #
• 11:50 Time for bed! Nighty chickadeez! (I have speech therapy tomorrow and lots of other crap to do!) #
• 12:07 You could be quite gregarious today as sparkly Venus in your 1... More for Aquarius twittascope.com/twittascope/?sign=11 #
• 22:02 Tyra has been having really stupid show themes lately! What is all this about pregnancy and dating? Is she lonely or something? #
• 22:07 Hahaha my neighbor is insane! She is always working on some type of crazy project! I love her... I need to be more like that! #
• 23:03 I'm still ill but you better love the hell out of me because I am doing 2 members shows tonight to make up for missing so many this week! #
• 23:49 I am editing a movie and I need a hot booty dancing song for it, what should I use? #
• 00:38 I wish I was a cat so I could lay around plotting to take over the world like these meow heads sleeping beside me. #
• 00:56 A new shakinit video was just posted on my page! Go check out the preview and tell me what you think! ping.fm/mOnC8 #
• 02:57 I am going live in the 1st of my 2 members shows tonight! Wish me luck cause I totally have the flu... ping.fm/Supr2 #

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• 04:09 DANG IT! All the good stuff goes on sale when I get broke:( ping.fm/VmrZv #
• 06:21 I just thought of this but I wonder if you can listen to comedy on pandora.com? No? #
• 06:22 Oh and BTW... My roots are blonde again, thank bah-jeebus! #
• 07:00 What's your favorite holiday? Is it XXX-Mas? ping.fm/D8Epz Whoohoo! #
• 07:43 I just took my melatonin. Sleep is my only option because I am so pissed at myself for something I did tonight I could cut my face off. #
• 08:23 Never take any type of sleeping medication and then remember you have to set up 10 spy cams that are randomly down. It sucks big time. #
• 12:08 You may be eager to make social plans for later in the month a... More for Aquarius twittascope.com/twittascope/?sign=11 #
• 20:05 I just woke up and already my back and ass are mysteriously aching... This is going to have to stop! #
• 20:37 I have a LOT to get done today so no offense kids but you have to stop messaging me! I'll be back online to shoot the shit maybe tomorrow! #
• 20:53 HDMI cord hook up was a success however I am watching "Don't B other To Knock" so I dunno if there is any improvement in quality just yet! #
• 21:30 Dang this movie is kind of sexy! And crazy! I'm pissed I hadn't seen this sooner! #
• 21:35 Buy me a gift for Christmas and brighten up my holiday! ping.fm/DE7XA I'd give you a pass to undressjess.com to thank you! #
• 02:20 Ok I can finally do my show but it's not letting me log in now... It's saying I DON'T have a show when technically I do? #
• 03:01 Well my show failed to work tonight but I feel like shit still anyways... This movie "Don't Bother To Knock" is terrifying! #

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• 03:42 I am busy converting a video file so I can edit it into something amazing for my shakinit page while sitting here in pain! #
• 03:58 Guess what I got off of my of my wishlist today? I got a 750 piece glow star kit for my bedroom ceiling! #
• 05:47 I can't figure out how to use Sony Vegas at ALL. Maybe I am just out of it from taking a lortab for my pains. (Prescribed, NOT illegal!) #
• 06:29 I forgot to tell you guys I got my HDMI cable from my wishlist! I will tell you guys if I notice a difference in quality! #
• 07:29 This is the longest period of time I have ever been single... I don't even know how to meet a nyone new in this town besides going to bars. #
• 08:00 I just popped a melatonin. I hope it knocks me out soon cause I hate feeling like a lonely creep that is craving massive amounts of alcohol. #
• 12:05 Your dreams can lead you and your friends into the future, so ... More for Aquarius twittascope.com/twittascope/?sign=11 #
• 19:15 I've had a massive headache again for 3 days just like I did before I had my stroke. I am very concerned that I am about to have another... #
• 19:50 Does anyone know of a website that describes how to make these? ping.fm/upLAO #
• 20:06 How much is that whole NetFlix thing? I want to join it! (Maybe I should just get my ass to the library instead for free?) #
• 20:51 I left the doctor a message about the headaches to see if there is anything he suggests. I feel like I am getting a little confused:( #
• 21:11 I called the doctor. He wants me to come in to see him tonight! This means I will probably not be able to do my member's show again today:( #
• 21:12 I'm sorry kids but not dying of having a 2nd stroke is more important than getting naked and diddling my vah-jinga! #
• 22:27 Your dreams can lead you and your friends into the future, so ... More for Aquarius twittascope.com/twittascope/?sign=11 #
• 23:01 Time to wake up! It's almost doctor time! #
• 23:20 Remember home slices, Christmas is coming and I love gifts! Especially sexy ones I can use in my work! ping.fm/ouidf #
• 01:30 Just got back from the doctor and all he did was order me to do another cat scan that I cannot afford... Help? ping.fm/CDRMy #
• 01:47 If you are watching me on my spy cams and wondering what I am doing, I am removing my clip in hair extensions so i can color my roots! #
• 02:16 Yep there is no way I am going to GET this program Sony Vegas. I can't even figure out how to fit the video larger on the time line... #
• 02:21 Ok, I'm an idiot... I figured out how to zoom in, but now how to I get my project preview window back? #
• 02:49 I'm coloring my black roots! (That's why there is a grocery sack tied onto my head, if you were wondering...) #

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• 03:02 Good show guys! I'm not going to do private shows tonight (because I don't feel %100) but I will be doing them 2 hours on Wednesday instead! #
• 03:43 I am so insanely tired and I have no idea why. I am going to take my blood thinners and walk the dog and after that I am hitting the sheets! #
• 03:47 Great! I just realized that I masturbated in my sleep and squirted period blood all over my newer sheets and pillow cases. SUPER. #
• 04:31 I just walked the dog & it's a WAY nice night out there! I wish I felt better so I could grab a drink & socialize but I don't so... fuck it. #
• 04:56 Wearing out their kn ees... ping.fm/xiV71 #
• 05:06 I had the body of a... heavy reader. ping.fm/svRi5 #
• 06:15 I have to go to my grandma's house super early in the morning & I am going to work on my video editing there with my new Sony Vegas program! #
• 06:33 Add me on facebook or I will be forced to beat you up in your sleep! ping.fm/QBBm8 #
• 07:21 I am forcing my crippled ass to walk the dog one more time tonight and then I am REALLY going to bed. Nighty home slices! #
• 11:56 You ar e a regular dream factory today. Even while you are awak... More for Aquarius twittascope.com/twittascope/?sign=11 #
• 15:09 I think I am going to bleed to death out of my vajinga! And this is only the second day! A period on blood thinners is pretty much insane. #
• 15:16 I have to go to my grandma's house to answer a effing phone call from a place that might give me free insurance. There is no internet there! #
• 22:11 I totally missed my phone interview because Patsy didn't know that they were in a different time zone. No free insurance for me! #
• 22:20 My grandma thinks I have gotten a flu in my body and that is what is making me stiff and in pain. Is that even possible? #
• 22:25 Tonight's episode of the undressjess.com members show has been canceled due to my body feeling like it may break in half. #
• 02:19 You are a regular dream factory today. Even while you are awak... More for Aquarius twittascope.com/twittascope/?sign=11 #

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• 09:52 You really hurt my feelings tonight AGAIN. But I guess you always manage to go that no matter how I try to make it right... #
• 10:13 I am so disgusting, why am I crying over any of this? I am not worthy of any 2nd chances. I lost at life. My heart is broken. #
• 10:37 I refuse to love someone that doesn't love me anymore even if I never loved anyone else. I'd rather die than continue feeling this way. #
• 12:00 Although you may be in the spotlight now, you wish you could b... More for Aquarius twittascope.com/twittascope/?sign=11 #
• 16:36 Me no want t o be a crazy and bitter Jess. Me just want love! #
• 21:16 Yesterday was a heavy day for me. I was in emotional & physical pain all day. Back to hiding in my house like a creepy & crazy cat lady... #
• 22:06 Ha! I am watching "Trading Spouses" where they switch a Baptist mom with a Wiccan/Pagan mom. The Baptist mom is gonna go crazy! YAY! #
• 22:43 I am craving a salad! I have no idea why but I want a HUGE salad. I think I might order one from Muncheeze Pizza... #
• 23:08 Damn it! The pizza place isn't answering their phone! I am left to starve:( #
• 23:2 6 I ordered from Domino's instead. Muncheeze lost out today, but I lost out on their awesome cheesecake! :( #
• 00:07 OMG! That episode of "Trading Spouses" rattled my nerves! I wanted to KILL that woman! #
• 01:16 I really don't feel well tonight:( I am going to do my member's show in 45 mins and then I am going back to bed. #
• 02:07 I am not live in tonight's Truth or Dare Trivia show on undressjess.com! You better love me for still doing the show when I feel like poo! #

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• 03:25 The meeting for the show at Someplace Else on New Years Eve went well! I am really excited about this and you BETTER come see us too! :) #
• 03:47 Tonight's members show on undressjess.com is in 15 minutes! Are you ready for a mean game of truth or dare? I AM! ping.fm/1Fu71 #
• 03:48 Are there any forums or groups online for drag queens or burlesque performers? I have some questions! #
• 04:04 My show is now LIVE on the site (undressjess.com)! Be there or be SQUARE! :) #
• 06:03 Should I go out tonight? The answer is "no". But I still would like to! #
• 06:17 I don't think I will go out tonight since I am going to the burlesque show tomorrow. BTW is there anyone I can grab a ride from to the show? #
• 06:45 OMG! Young Frankenstein is on AMC! Now I'm for sure not going anywhere tonight! #
• 07:23 I totally need to color these black roots at some point this weekend. I'm going to try to go a little blonder as well... Sunday? #
• 08:04 I think it's so weird when i see people's houses and they don't have anything on the walls at all. Like I don't get it... #
• 09:01 How do you measure what size gloves you might wear? ping.fm/QweWf #
• 09:08 Ha! I'm glad I didn't wash my make-up off yet! Someone just bought a show from me on yahoo messenger! ping.fm/t145C #
• 11:40 It was nice fucking around on the internet tonight WITHOUT forcing myself to do website related work! I needed a day off:) Nighty, holmes! #
• 11:50 You have a busy weekend now that the Moon is in your 10th Hous... More for Aquarius twittascope.com/twittascope/?sign=11 #
• 19:59 I have to go meet this random "grandma" woman in an hour and I just woke up out of a perfect sleep for this bullsh it. I am pissed. #
• 23:44 OMG I brother likes me and wants to hang out. That's insane and he has a 2 year old... I'M AN AUNT! #
• 00:02 I am about to go live in my themed show on undressjess.com! I was supposed to be goth but I look more "emo" than anything! #
• 00:16 I am having a hell of a time trying to get into my show tonight but I am trying guys! #
• 00:21 My show is most likely just going to have to be canceled. The network guy must have not got my schedule changes and I have to leave soon! #

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• 04:03 I'm in my Lingerie Strip Tease Show now LIVE on undressjess.com! I'm dressed up like a punk rock school girl! Whoot! ping.fm/MgXhe #
• 05:10 I'm doing camshows on msn, yahoo... ect tonight while I do some other crap so if you want one... let me know! ping.fm/WrQjd #
• 05:18 Want to get me a Christmas present and get a 3 month pass to undressjess.com for doing so? ping.fm/04w6L #
• 05:34 Just took my 60th mugshot! www.dailymugshot.com/main/show/25691 #
• 05:42< /em> I had 1/2 a glass of wine while doing my members show tonight. All it did was give me a fucking headache. Lame. #
• 06:39 Who's all going to the burlesque show this Saturday? ping.fm/IzzJk I am really excited about this! #
• 08:36 I really really REALLY don't want to walk the dog again tonight. It is STUPIDLY cold out there! #
• 09:16 I need to start loving myself unconditionally because I will just never be perfect and I need to let go of the idea that I will be. #
• 10:06 This is my favorite sexy night time song. ping.fm/QmR4U Good night everyone! :) #
• 11:54 You are clever enough that you usually can create a strategy t... More for Aquarius twittascope.com/twittascope/?sign=11 #
• 18:52 My corset that does with my OTHER costume for the show at Someplace Else on New Years Eve arrived today! I had no idea it was this pretty! #
• 19:22 OMG, This is amazing! ping.fm/k5BnK #
• 20:00 My burlesque shoes arrived today as well! Yay! The person who bought them off of my wishlist even bought me "practice" ones as well! #
• 20:15 God dam n it Capezio! Why do you have to make all of your shit in weird ass sizes!?! #
• 22:34 Look! It's Kandy Kash from shakinit.com! Awesome! ping.fm/0fasH #
• 22:39 I just got back from getting my blood checked. It's back up to 2.0 but that's still on the thick side of "okay". They don't know why... #
• 22:53 Christmas is coming! You can buy me gifts here: ping.fm/aMqQD #
• 00:36 There is a "Live Nativity Scene" going on across the street BLARING this loud ass choir church music. I am pissed. #
00:49 I rescheduled the meal with my "grandma" to be at 3pm instead of 11am tomorrow. There was no way I was getting up that early. #

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• 03:17 I'm doing private shows HALF PRICE on webcamclub.com! You can come chill and talk for free or pay to get me naked! ping.fm/dypYz #
• 03:19 Is there a way to make tea in a coffee maker? If so, how do you do this? #
• 03:37 Has anyone used this? ping.fm/q97uT Will it color dark pubic hair color? #
• 03:51 Hey peeps I was having the anal conversation with in chat before I did a private... COME BACK! ping.fm/vJnrD #
• 11:06 You are happy today when others want to work or play with you.... More for Aquarius twittascope.com/twittascope/?sign=11 #
• 22:48 I just woke up. I am pitiful. I drank way too much last night:( #
• 23:01 See! I told you guys I could dance good! ping.fm/MOezm #
• 23:38 Yay! The Vegas Movie Studio 9 got here today from my wishlist! I hope this will be easy for me to learn! #
• 01:32 Check out my awesome new video of me doing the robot dance in my undies:) ping.fm/kmdRr You love it! #
• 02:20 I drank way too much last night and I don't r eally feel good at all today:( This sucks! #

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• 03:22 I am pushing my members show on undressjess.com back to a later time tonight. I'll let you know when it is in a little bit! #
• 04:12 Tonight's 3D members show on undressjess.com has been rescheduled to 12am CST! If you have any questions about this IM me on yahoo! #
• 05:56 It's time for sexy 3D fun on undressjess.com! Are you ready with your red and blue specs? I AM! ping.fm/pjfUu #
• 07:37 Guess what I am going to do? I'm going to watch "It's A Wonderful Life", drink wine, edit porn and probably cry because I love this movie! #
• 09:02 I am just like my grandpa. Womanizer and all. #
• 09:48 Peep my new teaser of my booty dance video done to a song I'm totally OBSESSED WITH right now on my shakinit page! tinyurl.com/lspdz9 #
• 10:39 I'm in love with this man... ping.fm/SMglj But I think it's too late:( #
• 11:12 You are more interested now in understanding what you need to ... More for Aquarius twittascope.com/twittascope/?sign=11 #
• 15:14 Even if you have recently felt resistance in your path, your t... More for Aquarius twittasco pe.com/twittascope/?sign=11 #
• 20:13 I am slowly developing a cold and I am REALLY not happy about it. What vitamins can I take to kill it? #
• 20:15 My newest video on my shakinit page is up for individual sale at my clip store this morning! Go look! ping.fm/9PeNa #
• 21:22 What should the member's choice show be themed this next Saturday? I need a THEME damn it! #
• 21:45 This is crazy! I feel like masturbating! My sex drive has returned... OH HAPPY DAY! #
• 22:07 The internet on my desktop RANDOMLY just started working again after nearly a week of NOT working. No thanks to you Mr. J Scott! I keel you! #
• 22:28 OMG! If I could have and wear any coat in the universe it would be this one: ping.fm/zC8aM #
• 22:38 This is beautiful: ping.fm/Y2nL2 I love modcloth.com WAY too much for words. #
• 23:07 I need to possibly borrow black pasties from someone for the show I am performing burlesque in at Someplace Else on New Years Eve! #
• 23:22 Walk dog, stir fry squash and zucchini, make coffee, post in forums, apply whore paint... GO! #
• 23:49 I am about to call the grandma that I haven't spoken to since I was like 4 yrs old. Oh how strokes bring the family together. #
• 23:50 Wait. I need some wine first. This stresses me out a ton. Expect a nervous breakdown in 5-4-3-2... Now. #
• 23:57 On the phone for about 30 seconds & I got roped into having lunch with her butt crack ass early in the morning on Saturday. This upsets me. #
• 00:02 Actually I don't think she knows I had a stroke. I bet my Dad died or something. I mean... This is confusing. Why do I care? #
• 00:15 What if she wants money and thinks I am rich or something? Trust me, this HAS happened to me before. #
• 00:22 Say you are out of butter and sour cream, would you put plain yogurt on a baked potato instead? I think I'm going to try that... #
• 00:26 If I have another stroke and die or get hit by a bus (and die) for that matter, please don't forget to add me to mydeathspace.com! #
• 00:47 I want my hair to grow faster! I'm tired of wearing weaves:( #
• 01:52 For awhile there I was trying to be all "Pro MUA" and was using a brush to apply my foundation but I find fingers are easier & better, dude. #
• 01:53 Time for my Bath Time Show on undressjess.com! I need to hire a back washer though, you game? ping.fm/EzXnH #

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• 03:04 I vow to quit fighting my natural hair texture... If it's the last thing I do. #
• 03:29 I am lonely and in need of encouraging company tonight... However no one is answering my calls. Great. #
• 03:32 I AM A FAILURE! Not really... But sometimes I totally feel like one for really dumb reasons. I need to change this. #
• 03:41 I doesn't become any good until you're like 30 anyway... #
• 05:37 Lucky me. I get to go through the grueling process of reinventing myself once again. How many times does this have to happen in live? #
• 07:24 Clap for me! I got something gone! I put the trolls up on the other side of the sliding doors! (Well I have 2 more to add before I'm done.) #
• 07:53 Guess what I am doing now? I bet you can't guess! OMG! I am doing what I always do every flipping day! Editing a video! My live is a joy. #
• 07:56 Add me on facebook! It's my favorite social network... Even if they have deleted me like 5 times:) ping.fm/uXpP6 #
• 08:29 The girl that lives upstairs just told me that she has to wear fucking flip-flops to work as a part of the uniform at Abercrombie. Nuts! #
• 08:43 Time to stretch on the floor, finish my wine and hit the s heets! I'll finish this video I am editing tomorrow. (I'm taking a stand!) #
• 09:17 Is there a good book on stretching for someone that is already pretty flexible? I lost a lot of my flexibility somehow after the stroke. #
• 09:34 Ok I swear I'm going to bed... But after I listen to this song: ping.fm/X1ls2 I've had it stuck in my head for like 4 days! #
• 10:14 I need more rituals in my life. #
• 15:18 You are more interested now in understanding what you need to ... More for Aquarius twittascope.com/twittascope/?sign=11 #
• 18:41 My costumes for the burlesque show I am performing in at Someplace Else on New Years Eve arrived this morning! They are beautiful! #
• 19:35 1-2-3... The devil's after me. 4-5-6... He's always throwing sticks. 7-8-9... He misses every time. #
• 21:48 I just got back from seeing my therapist. My eyes are all puffy from crying like a baby. #
• 22:16 I just signed onto digsby and immediately the harassment began... ping.fm/5ZE1L I should take a few more days off I think? #
• 23:45 I need just a very quick & tiny nap before E. Rob arrives. Then COFFEE! #
• 02:41 I PROMISE I will call Grandma Cook tomorrow after my speech therapy appointment! #

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• 03:03 I just had the craziest orgasm with the most insane sex toy I have ever owned... I'd like to do that again! ping.fm/uiEcI #
• 03:27 Come get a show! Or just hang out with me while I am trying to get shows:) I have the tiniest thong on known to man! ping.fm/TbaGJ #
• 04:24 I'm done with shows tonight so I have to clean this awesome crazy new toy (and pee) then Jay is coming over for a little while! Weeee! :) #
• 05:54 The new Super Mario Bros on the Wii is amazing! Jay & I are playing it. We'll get the spy cams in there (the livingroom) back up in a min... #
• 11:01 OMG! I finally just finished editing those photos & I am uploading them now. This SHOULD fix my rude pix embed SOON. If not, SHOOT ME! #
• 12:24 Yay it worked! My rude pix are FINALLY back up on undressjess.com! I can move on to a different work type project, but not until tomorrow... #
• 22:51 God damn it! I forgot to get fucking hair color while I was out GREAT! I'll have crazy black roots for like another fucking week. #
• 23:07 Members of undressjess.com PLEASE go read the newest members ONLY blog post ASAP! Thanks dudes and dudettes:) #
• 23:26 Who uses Digsby? I am still trying to find the link to download the BETA. Help! My myspace contacts NEVER load on the regular version... #
• 00:28 I LOVE the song on the Jimmy Dean commercial! Have you heard it? ping.fm/g6Vu7 #
• 00:30 I found the beta tester file for Digsby FINALLY! Yay! ping.fm/DmWi3 #
• 00:44 Is it rude or racist to say that I have always wanted to date an Indian boy? (Like from India.) It probably is but I still feel the same... #
• 01:36 Bath time! Cum watch? www.undressjess.com ;) #
• 02:30 Pie-in-the-sky think ing can tempt you to reach farther than us... More for Aquarius twittascope.com/twittascope/?sign=11 #

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• 04:06 I just woke up from my nap to get ready for my show at 11pm CST. I am more pissed than you can possibly imagine. #
• 06:01 Woah! My show auto-disconnected on the new network tonight! I didn't get to say good-bye:( Well bye and goodnight homies! Sorry about that! #
• 06:05 How do I get the Digsby Beta on my new laptop? I totally forgot how to find it... HELP! #
• 07:20 I just did a show for this super hot thin greek young man on yahoo and he totally jacked off for me. I &lt;&lt;3 IT WHEN THE CUSTOMER TURNS ME ON! #
• 08:01 I am doing shows on yahoo tonight while I work on some other stuff so if you want o ne, hit me up! ping.fm/60lJs #
• 08:34 No more shows for tonight (well maybe)! I am not getting anything done! I'm making a smoothie and getting back to editing those photos! #
• 09:35 Buy me a recipe book for smoothies and I'll give you a week pass to undressjess.com! ping.fm/E6bcG Yummy! #
• 11:05 I am not done in the least with all the shit I needed to get done today but I MUST sleep! So much for not doing work on Sundays... #
• 14:08 You don't mind it when others are clear about their needs, but... More for Aquarius twittascope .com/twittascope/?sign=11 #
• 00:55 Gah! So much to do... so little energy! Truth or Dare Trivia Show on undressjess.com in ONE HOUR! BE THERE! ping.fm/Us5jg :) #
• 01:18 What is the best AT HOME airbrush tanning system out there? I am looking at these: ping.fm/jQcfs #
• 02:09 I'm live in my member's chat now! Come dare me to do something funny/sexy and I'll do it! Just give me the word! ping.fm/ADuJA #

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• 03:05 I'm doing half-priced shows for an hour! Get 1 while you can! ping.fm/tlnJY #
• 12:48 I had a super fun night! Yay! #
• 13:58 You may be attracted to the idea of doing something on your ow... More for Aquarius twittascope.com/twittascope/?sign=11 #
• 21:19 I don't remember anything after a certain point last night. This is why I love lortabs. #
• 21:54 I had a dream that I met a TOTALLY NEW boyfriend & he lived in Newburgh by my grandma & he was super emo in the head. We had the sex. HOT! #
• 22:31 The queen of dance (the best teacher I ever did know!) is going to help me choreograph my burlesque routines for New Years Eve! Good times! #
• 22:47 Why does it feel like it's Sunday? This is weird and I want a salad. MAKE ME A PRETTY SALAD! #
• 22:52 OMG! Want want want! ping.fm/YZFEV For Christmas? #
• 23:06 I am now going to attempt to make a smoothie and some rice for dinner. Then I will watch a movie and edit photos! Yay! (Which movie?) #
• 23:35 Um the smoothie was a TOTAL success! I'll have to eat/drink/consume these daily now... #
• 23:40 My grandma on my dad's side found out that I had a stroke and wants me to call her. I haven't talked to her since I was 4. What would I??? #
• 23:59 I wonder what season of LOST I am watching on WAZE. I only caught up to season 3 last spring. #
• 01:27 snʇɐʇs ɹnoʎ oʇuo sIɥʇ ǝʇsɐd puɐ ʎdoɔ 'sʎɐs sɥʇ ʇɐɥʍ ʇno ǝɹnƃIɟ oʇ ɥƃnouǝ ʇɹɐɯs ǝɹɐ noʎ ɟI #
• 01:32 I need a quick nap. My brain doesn't want to processes editing anymore photos until later tonight! #

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• 03:05 I need to cum today so I want you to help me out by taking me private for a hot live cam show at PrivateCamZ.com bit.ly/2OrVah #
• 04:06 Time for the second show of the night on undressjess.com! I'm playing house in my bedroom so come join me please! ping.fm/AWHp3 #
• 05:19 I am so tired I could fall over, cry and die but I really need to finish editing the god damned video! GAH! #
• 05:28 I didn't tell you guys but my blood test today was BAD! My blood is thicker than it was when I HAD the stroke. I'm at high risk for another! #
• 05:34 If I w ere to get married this would be my wedding ring... ping.fm/zD1mP #
• 06:21 Sometimes when my makeup looks freaking amazing I actually feel bad for washing it off! #
• 06:36 All of my twitter direct messages now go to my spam box in my email due to the crazy amount of spam. Send your "DMs" to jess@undressjess.com #
• 06:41 I'm going to hit the sheets early tonight. I am just extremely tired and I need my precious sleepy time! Nighty! #
• 06:42 Buy me an HDMI cable and I'll give you a week pass to undressjess.com! ping.fm/yGf5H :) #
• 14:23 You like the idea of being emotionally cool and logical in you... More for Aquarius twittascope.com/twittascope/?sign=11 #
• 18:34 Did I turn my alarm off in my sleep somehow or did it just not go off this morning? #
• 18:43 Oh no! I am concerned that I am catching a cold! This would really suck right about now... #
• 19:10 Ordered new video card and extra ram to enhance my Sim 3 playing experience... CHECK! #
• 20:16 What kind of fruits (or other stuff) do you need to make smoothies? #
• 20:50 For those of you web hoochies that use camz to do your members shows, how do we download our shows now with the change? I needz HELP! #
• 21:00 Yay! I finally finished my latest video update for undressjess.com! It'll be up in about a half an hour or sooner guys! #
• 21:35 People keep getting mad at me for not answering my direct messages... I have told you guys I have them sent to my spam box... #
• 21:41 ...because I was getting too much spam! Pleas, if you need me then you HAVE TO email me instead! jess@undressjess.com #
• 21:56 I have to edit a BUNCH of photos... What movie should I watch while doing this? #
• 22:13 I decided to watch Let's Make Love with Marilyn Monroe! :) #
• 22:31 This huge ass folder isn't sending to this computer via aim:( It's too big. What other way can I transfer it? This is an emergency! #
• 01:13 I need someone to help me transfer my files to my new computer before I can do this weeks photo update:( HELP! #
• 01:23 I've decided what 2 songs I am going to use for the show I am performing burlesque in @ Someplace Else on New Years Eve! Whoot! #
• 01:55 If you are a person that has my number (if not don't ask for it) please call it so I can find my damned phone! #
• 02:04 My Truth or Dare Sexy Trivia members show is now starting on undressjess.com! What will I get dared to do? I hope something funny! #

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