Monday, January 11, 2010

Are you stalking me?

  • 03:49 When you scratch the inside of your ear does it ever trigger you to cough? It does that to me ALL THE TIME! #
  • 03:53 In 9 minutes (at 10pm CST!) my Sunday night Truth or Dare Trivia show on undressjess.com will begin! Get your seats to the show NOW! #
  • 04:03 Ok guy I am sitting in chat right now and chillin' getting ready to play the game! Come on in! ping.fm/Or2JR :) #
  • 05:15 Buy me this mineral foundation to match my new pale skin and get a month pass to undressjess.com! ping.fm/iBwvN #
  • 05:26 And I am doing full service shows here! ping.fm/BoXvY But only until 12am CST! ;) #
  • 05:27 I am doing half priced shows here! ping.fm/aRMph #
  • 06:46 I wish I had someone to take me to Wal-Mart to pick up some hair color. These roots are fucking killing me. #
  • 06:52 I was going to 'cast on JTV but I haven't gotten the chat on there to work all day:( Never mind! #
  • 06:54 I'm staying up all of tonight and all of tomorrow to get my sleep schedule back on track. I better not fail! Plus "Charmed" comes on at 7am! #
  • 08:13 Where the fuck is my drivers license???!? This is SOOOO not good. #
  • 08:47 I'm watching "Good Hair" and editing photos. Already this movie is amazing. Have you seen it? #
  • 10:22 That movie was FUCKING AMAZING. #
  • 10:45 Haha! I am watching Zombie Land and they say your brain swells when you turn into a zombie. Maybe that's what happened to me? #
  • 12:01 Remember kiddies! My birthday is in ONE MONTH! :D ping.fm/35GPH #
  • 12:58 ONG! Charmed is coming on in like 3 minutes! WHOOT! I made it! #
  • 13:57 Hurry up coffee! I'm fading fast! :( #
  • 14:10 Yay! Another episode of Charmed! #
  • 15:32 Ack! I knew my vagina was dripping for some strange reason and I was horny out of no where... I started my freaking period! #
  • 15:42 I just saw Kelley. I am so worried about her, she still can't really open her eyes from the accident. She is going to see another Dr. NOW! #
  • 15:44 Is ping.fm not working? My last 2 updates are NOT posted. That pisses me off! #
  • 16:28 Having your period on blood thinners is like the most insane experience. I am sq uirting blood EVERYWHERE. It's like my vahjinga got stabbed. #
  • 16:44 Maybe I could take just a mini nap? And get up like in an hour? I am also considering dying my hair back to it's natural color... blackish. #
  • 16:47 Whoohoo! The "Wonder Hangers" I bought with the Amazon gift certificate I found in my email the other day just got here! :) #
  • 16:55 I want to marry a "Dan Conner" of the world. Do they still exist? #
  • 18:15 I'm gonna take an hour nap and recharge. If I sleep longer than that you have my permission to shoot me. #
  • 19:23 I'm awake. I d idn't even really get any sleep. I'm still thinking about coloring my hair it's natural color. #
  • 19:34 I am making small bits of progress on these photos. When you think of how I have gotten no sleep this seems more like an accomplishment. #
  • 19:40 I'm unstable today and it makes me want to cut off my ugly crinkle face. Please forgive me for being insane. #
  • 02:51 I just woke up. I failed. #
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