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• 03:59 I am dressed up MIGHT SEXY tonight for the Strip Tease Member's Show on undressjess.com! I even have heels on! Whoot! ping.fm/I0bJF #
• 05:07 Oh Jesus. I totally just realized my house smells like fish from this can of sardines my dog and cats ate and I had company earlier... #
• 05:59 Someone call me! I just put in a new home made ring tone! DO IT! #
• 06:08 Ipad is fucking amazing! Look how absorbent it is! ping.fm/BocbZ #
• 09:32 It's all about partnerships today as the Sun in your 1st House... More for Aquarius twittascope.com/twittascope/?sign=11 #
• 09:53 Before I go to sleep at night I slather my face with organic hemp oil. What do you put on YOUR face before sleeping at night? #
• 10:07 I want her for my birthday! ping.fm/zbHwR #
• 10:14 Pajama jeans FTW! ping.fm/dJKq4 #
• 22:44 A $10 sale on sexy jeans! Yeah buddy! ping.fm/s6FT5 #
• 22:51 I am going to try to plan a trip to the 2010 Phoenix Forum I have decided. Anyone wanna room with me? ping.fm/CLTWP #
• 22:59 Dude! I am so glad Jay told me about the FireFox Personas! These are so flipping awesome! ping.fm/xV1SZ #
• 23:56 I need a new anti-aging facial moisturizer and serum... Any suggestions? Let's pretend price is no object on this.... I want the best! #

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