Friday, February 5, 2010

Are you stalking me?

  • 04:04 Come see me in tonight's Strip Tease Show featuring UndressJess the Super Bowl Cheerleader! Rah! Rah! ping.fm/udvGX #
  • 05:35 Computers hate me today. Someone punch me in the face. #
  • 05:42 I totally, really, seriously need a fucking alcoholic beverage. It recharges my brain. I swear. #
  • 05:58 Is anyone going out tonight, or am I on my own with this? Actually leaving the house is starting to sound like a hell of a lot of work. #
  • 06:26 Haha! I just randomly found my glove hanging off of a tree down the street while out walking my dog. I have no idea how long it was there! #
  • 06:39 This is the most appropriate song for this moment in my life... ♫ blip.fm/~kdv8y #
  • 09:13 The Hammerheads bathroom just totally grossed me out! Stanky skank juice... SAY WHAT!???!? #
  • 09:35 I just stuffed myself with "Garden Of Eatin'" guacamole tortilla chips. It ruled. Time to walk the dog! #
  • 10:01 I love it when the rain falls in my face. I could stay out in it all damned night. ♫ blip.fm/~kdxle #
  • 10:11 I'm in this kind of mood. It's true. I'm lonely. And I'll never h ave anyone to share my nights with. Becau... ♫ blip.fm/~kdxw1 #
  • 10:14 This is probably my favorite song ever. ♫ blip.fm/~kdy0i #
  • 10:18 I'm listening to Ok Computer & overdosing on Lortabs and Melatonin. Not really. I'm only a tiny bit poisoned. It'd hard to sleep these days. #
  • 10:20 Check out this fucking amazing song I am making a shakinit video too tomorrow! ping.fm/arTVi #
  • 10:23 Your traditional ruling planet Saturn is a bit out of whack to... More for Aquarius twittascope.com/tw ittascope/?sign=11 #
  • 10:33 This song has seriously always made me want to kill myself ever since you played it for me that one time when ... ♫ blip.fm/~kdyj1 #
  • 10:43 Fond, but not in love. ♫ blip.fm/~kdyu3 #
  • 10:51 How is the world not this fucking depressed %100 of the time? I don't really get it. #
  • 22:17 Please go out and support the sexy and talented Saki Tsunami on Feb. 13th at the Club Royale! Festivities begin at 8pm! She rules! #
  • 00:03 I made dinner earlier and then realized I was totally not hungry. I may force myself to eat it though... DEPRESSION. #
  • 00:17 I just booked my jank ass hotel for the Phoenix Forum since I couldn't get into the sexy hotel cause it was WAY too expensive:( Oh well! #
  • 00:28 I'm gonna eat this awesome Indian food I made and watch an episode of "Charmed" and then get ready for my show at 8pm! Yay! #
  • 02:07 Oh snap! Get your scented lotion ready cause Freak Dance Friday is about to start on undressjess.com! ping.fm/OmwAy #
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1 comments:

Fallon said...

Wow! kToo much for an old man who has problems getting it up. Actually, I'm Fallon, a fictitious character in Bobby Harwell's novel Flawed. Bobby played TV Face in Spielberg's movie A.I. If you'd like more of Bobby's film credits please go to IMDb.com. If you would like to know more about his novel or how to buy it please go to brharwell.com. We made a video excerpt of the novel's prologue. Please see it below. Thanks. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7tWUQrizkJM