Wednesday, February 10, 2010

Are you stalking me?

  • 03:09 Member's of undressjess.com please take the time to read my latest member's only blog post! Thanks homies! :) #
  • 04:54 I'm uploading my new shakinit video and about to lay down for a spell. It's Jay's birthday at midnight! Maybe he should make a wishlist too? #
  • 05:03 Alright guys! My POST super bowl booty dance video is now up on my shakinit page! What do you think? ping.fm/qwIMS ;) #
  • 06:39 Someone should bring Jay and I some alcohol... We don't drive. #
  • 06:41 OMG some dude just did fuete' turns WHILE JUMPING DOUBLE DUTCH on America's Best Dance Crew! I have never seen a nything like that EVER! #
  • 07:12 My last 2 shakinit video updates are now available for individual download at my clip store! Check it out, dude! ping.fm/c2yXD #
  • 07:26 Alright I accomplished all that I possibly can today on this dag blasted machine. I'm gonna take some melatonin and fucking chill. Nighty! #
  • 08:01 My birthday is in only ONE WEEK! What should I do for it? ping.fm/nJMIT #
  • 08:08 It's Jay's birfday! (We just realized...) Everyone wish him a HAPPY B-DAY! #
  • 09:32 Mercury's entry into y our sign might have you thinking about y... More for Aquarius twittascope.com/twittascope/?sign=11 #
  • 15:31 I need to stop complaining. Stop wishing. Stop worrying. Stop slacking... and make the effort to change and BE BETTER. (Starting NOW.) #
  • 16:17 Just joined ping.fm/lprA8 :) Are you on there as well? Add me! ping.fm/rRofD #
  • 16:52 Words to live by... ♫ blip.fm/~kpgm1 #
  • 17:04 Who's coming to see the world famous Saki Tsunami perform at Club Royale on THIS Saturday the 13th at 8pm? It's you isn't it?!? ;) #
  • 18:05 My birthday is coming in only 7 days! You can send me gifts from my wishlist here: ping.fm/h8inM #
  • 19:09 I just spilled my awesome huge organic smoothie all over my (already) dirty ass rug. Great... More work and a waste! #
  • 19:18 I just got Food INC and the complete series of Six Feet Under (in the mail) off of my wishlist for my birthday! ping.fm/GLQ7r #
  • 19:43 Hahaha! I told my grandma that she smells like fried chicken. She said... And I quote, "It's my new perfume!" #
  • 19:58 Ha ha! I can tweet from my phone now! Yay! #
  • 21:19 My grandma won't hurry up and take me back home and i have to pee so damn bad! #
  • 21:37 I made it home without peeing my pants... Thank bah-jeebus! Now I am getting ready to leave with Jay for his b-day! #
  • 23:47 Can someone call my fucking phone so I can find it before it completely dies and I won't be able to find it for like a year? #
  • 23:58 My phone is found and charging! Thanks guys! ;) #
  • 00:21 Guys, I really need a new Zune for my birthday or my brain might explode! ping.fm/htSjU Ack! #
  • 00:26 The Drop Dead Darlings are doing a performance to this awesome song at their performance on March 13th @ Bullo... ♫ blip.fm/~kqesg #
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