Saturday, February 20, 2010

Are you stalking me?

  • 03:03 I'm doing some private shows tonight for like the first time in FOREVER! Come get one, k? ping.fm/BvuFW #
  • 03:05 Q:Have you ever given a footjob before? A:Hahahahaha, yes. formspring.me/UndressJess/q/198845953 #
  • 03:45 I'm considering going out for a post birthday shin-gig. Anyone interested in participating in this type of "party time" with me? #
  • 04:14 I'm so fucking tired for some reason today. I guess I really did wear my ass out this last week... Since it was my birthday and all? #
  • 04:31 I'm gonna tak e a little nap while I defrag my hard disk... Wake me up at midnight and at that time I MIGHT go out. I dunno yet! #
  • 06:17 Booo! No one called me back about going out tonight. Oh well, I wanted to go out on Saturday more anyways. I'm staying in bed. #
  • 06:51 Ping.fm isn't posting to my facebook profile right now... I wonder why? #
  • 06:53 Q:what is the biggest cock you've ever had A:Probably like 8 inches but that thing was as th... formspring.me/UndressJess/q/199921105 #
  • 07:00 Q:What do you think about the NEW WORLD ORDER? A:Um, who? f ormspring.me/UndressJess/q/199939571 #
  • 07:01 Q:what exactly are those things in the backg... A:They are yummy popsicles with my slobber a... formspring.me/UndressJess/q/199941225 #
  • 07:01 Q:Was the biggest cock black (do I have to ask) A:No it wasn't. formspring.me/UndressJess/q/199941880 #
  • 07:03 Q:What got you into stripping in the first p... A:I needed a car. I danced a week and bough... formspring.me/UndressJess/q/199946534 #
  • 08:01 I just worked out on my Jenny McCarth y Wii game for 30 minutes! That plus my 30 minutes on my elliptical makes a full hour for today! Yay! #
  • 08:06 Q:Have you ever had sex with a minority? A:Well of course. formspring.me/UndressJess/q/200052942 #
  • 08:06 Q:Ever drink (slurp) a man's cum from a lady... A:I have never done that and I don't think I... formspring.me/UndressJess/q/200053559 #
  • 09:25 You may be acutely aware of your emotions now and how they dis... More for Aquarius twittascope.com/twittascope/?sign=11 #
  • 10:3 2 Q:Have you seen the new? A:The new what? formspring.me/UndressJess/q/200168758 #
  • 10:33 Q:Would you come to St. Louis and go on a da... A:If I can bring my dog. I can't leave him ... formspring.me/UndressJess/q/200169036 #
  • 10:35 Time for bed! I hope ping.fm is posting again to facebook in the morning! I have lots and lots of stuff to do tomorrow! Then party... #
  • 11:21 Damn it! I get so damned jazzed about shit and can't sleep! It's a curse! #
  • 21:26 Jesus I had the hardest time waking up today! My alarm has been firing off for 4 and a half hours! #
  • 21:27 I don't think you're supposed to take melatonin with effexor... Am I right? I think it makes you sleep like a zombie for way TOO LONG. #
  • 21:31 Everyone go wish @jonmack332 a happy 19th birthday! Do it NOW! :D #
  • 21:36 Q:Have you ever jerk a guy with your panties? A:No but my ex stole a pair for that exact rea... formspring.me/UndressJess/q/202540821 #
  • 21:39 Facebook just hasn't been working worth a damn lately. Has it been fucking up for you too? #
  • 21:44 I woke up with this s ong stuck in my head. I had no idea what it was or even where I heard it. I had to look... ♫ blip.fm/~ldlza #
  • 22:10 Is there anyway to save a flash e-card? I want to save this awesome one my mom sent me for my birthday! #
  • 22:14 Q:Do you want sex on the beach? A:No. I'd probably get sand up my crack and that would cause... formspring.me/UndressJess/q/202740052 #
  • 22:16 I'm making some yum-yum stuff for breakfast and then I have to get to work on my to-do list! I hope I can get all this done before tonight! #
  • 23:46 Members of UndressJess.com go peep the new blog post that just went up! ping.fm/8UH9s #
  • 00:24 I need a flipping copy of photoshop NOW or I won't be able to get my work done today and make my update icons or ANYTHING! Grrrr... #
  • 00:39 See my HOT new premium movie I just uploaded: www.rude.com/UndressJess?myflix #
  • 00:47 The Valentine's Day "Sex Tape" is now LIVE on undressjess.com for viewing! Enjoy my brotha! ;) ping.fm/gHNIe #
  • 00:53 The Valentine's Day "Sex Tape" is now available for individual download in my clip store! Check it out! ping.fm/AwobJ #
  • 01:01 WTF? Firefox just crashed while I was typing something important. That always freaking happens to me. #
  • 02:07 Q:What's your most reliable go-to always-gets-you-wet fantasy?... A:Spankings. formspring.me/UndressJess/q/204081430 #
  • 02:07 Q:Do you like to spit or swallow and why? A:I swallow if I'm in love! :) formspring.me/UndressJess/q/204084200 #
  • 02:08 Q:I am a student with tons of loans to pay. ... A:You could do some design work for me in ex... formspring.me/UndressJess/q/204091392 #
  • 02:09 I just uploaded an exclusive HOT movie to RUDE: www.rude.com/UndressJess?myflix #
  • 02:09 Q:What movie and song cheers you up? A:That song "Don't Worry, Be Happy". Um but as for mov... formspring.me/UndressJess/q/204096457 #
  • 02:09 Q:where's your favorite place to get licked? A:My vagina... DUH. formspring.me/UndressJess/q/204098266 #
  • 02:22 Q:Would you mind if a guy started masterbati... A:If it was someone I was dating I wouldn't ... formspring.me/UndressJess/q/204179005 #
  • 02:23 Q:what is the wierdest object you have used to masterbate??... A:A tampon... I'm serious. formspring.me/UndressJess/q/204185167 #
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