Tuesday, February 23, 2010

Are you stalking me?

  • 03:11 I just ordered loaded nachos and a big ass salad from Muncheeze Pizza! Whoot! ping.fm/UXVUP #
  • 03:20 Q:Are you into anal? A:Sometimes but I don't really do it that often. It makes me feel vuln... formspring.me/UndressJess/q/213491970 #
  • 03:20 Q:Can I Undress you with my eyes as you squeeze me with your thighs? :-)... A:Haha! Sure! formspring.me/UndressJess/q/213492011 #
  • 03:36 Food is here! That was mega quick! Now what's on TV...? #
  • 06:38 Q: What happened to Formspring? Will you answer at both places? A: I am trying to do both but formspring www.society.me/q/9014/view #
  • 06:39 Q: do you believe there is such a thing as twin flames? A: Two flames standing side by side? Then yes tha www.society.me/q/9015/view #
  • 07:19 Damn it! My awesome buddy J. Scott came over & saved my laptop but in the process I totally lost all the pages I had open & was working on! #
  • 07:20 Oh and fucking formspring is still not fucking working and I have written the same answer to the same question like 5 times. #
  • 08:19 Omareth and I are gonna watch Ju-On together while watching each others reactions on webcam! Hahaha! It's so fucking scary! #
  • 09:31 You are usually able to manage your feelings by keeping them u... More for Aquarius twittascope.com/twittascope/?sign=11 #
  • 10:30 Haha! I made this as a tribute to Ju-On awhile ago... I forgot about it until I watched it again tonight! ping.fm/Fzy8k #
  • 10:32 BTW, the NEW WebCamMax is fucking AMAZING! It runs like a dream on Windows 7 now! ping.fm/oYynl #
  • 10:36 Q:Can I fuck your vagamuffin? A:Hmmm No you just can't d o that. I'm saving myself for Luke ... formspring.me/UndressJess/q/213617462 #
  • 10:37 Q: how come got urnick name - like undress? A: It's my "stage name" for my adult work persona which is the www.society.me/q/9127/view #
  • 10:43 I used to love the idea of my pajama jeans until they just kept falling off of my ass. They need a waist tie or some shit! :( #
  • 11:20 Hahaha, plentyoffish.com doesn't want to make me a "serious member" because they think I'm nuts... ping.fm/0ozuO #
  • 18:36 Q:When did you realize you could hold sway o... A:Probably when I was around 10 or 11, maybe... formspring.me/UndressJess/q/214774021 #
  • 18:37 Q:What sexual act do you believe you are better at than most women?... A:All of them, honestly. formspring.me/UndressJess/q/214776062 #
  • 18:50 I added my profile to plentyoffish.com even if they won't add me as a "serious member" or whatever, check me out! ping.fm/fFGHH #
  • 19:00 Q:What is the Gimp program? A:Gimp is a free open source photoshop type program. It's not b... formspring.me/Un dressJess/q/214866506 #
  • 19:00 Q:What are your thoughts on the 8th Amendmen... A:I don't know anything about that to be hon... formspring.me/UndressJess/q/214868132 #
  • 19:02 Q: Have you ever had a guy cum in your food? Use it as a special sauce? A: I sure haven't. That doesn't s www.society.me/q/9296/view #
  • 19:02 Q: Will you marry me? (: A: Sure! www.society.me/q/9297/view #
  • 19:03 Q: What's the best concert you've ever been to (any band or kind of music)? A: Sonic Youth. www.society.me/q/9298/view #
  • 19:03 Q: Will you date your fans? (: A: I'd really hope that anyone I would ever date would be a fan and not a h www.society.me/q/9299/view #
  • 19:03 Q: Are you ever going to get a ride over to get photoshop lol. A: Haha! I already got something that work www.society.me/q/9301/view #
  • 19:04 Q: Your most erogenous zone (or zones)? A: My vagina. www.society.me/q/9303/view #
  • 19:04 Q: Whats the most awesome drink you have ever drunk? A: Fresca. I freaking love it. www.society.me/q/9305/view #
  • 19:05 Q: no, twin flames as in soul mates. do you believe in soul mates? A: Hmmm, maybe? I kind of lean more t www.society.me/q/9306/view #
  • 19:25 Q:While masturbating do you taste yourself (... A:I have before just because it feels like t... formspring.me/UndressJess/q/214967987 #
  • 19:25 Q:Is there any spanking content on your website? ... A:No not at this time sadly:( formspring.me/UndressJess/q/214969874 #
  • 19:26 Q:do you get sick of the fact that 99% of th... A:Nah not really! It's apart of my job so I ... formspring.me/UndressJess/q/214974303 #
  • 19:28 I really wanna go back to sleep with my awesome dog cause he looks so snuggly napping next to me! Awe! Pretty Jebbie baby! #
  • 19:31 Q:What do you think you know about sex that ... A:That it should be an act of love and joy e... formspring.me/UndressJess/q/214994686 #
  • 19:31 Q:ever puke on a dick? A:Um no. Have you? formspring.me/UndressJess/q/214996413 #
  • 19:32 Q: why do you hate sports? i's like dancing.... a performance and an art..... A: I guess I don't hate anyt www.society.me/q/9369/view #
  • 19:33 Q:What is your favorite sexual act? A:Kissing a new flame. formspring.me/UndressJess/q/215003723 #
  • 19:33 Q:Have you had a guy cum on your food as a condiment? Or licked it off feet?... A:No and no. formspring.me/UndressJess/q/215004974 #
  • 19:34 Q:do think I am wierd because I am not askin... A:Ha no, I don't mind the sex questions but ... formspring.me/UndressJess/q/215007426 #
  • 19:34 Q:Would you let me spank you? ;) lol A:If you would have caught me last week on my birthday ... formspring.me/UndressJess/q/215009501 #
  • 19:36 Q:if you go out and you see a guy you wanna ... A:I wouldn't do this but if I went nuts and ... formspring.me/UndressJess/q/215017194 #
  • 19:37 Q:Will you marry me? A:I think I've already obligated my hand in marriage to at least 4 oth... formspring.me/UndressJess/q/215021633 #
  • 20:21 Buy me this hot and sexy garter belt and get a month pass to undressjess.com! What a steal of a deal! ping.fm/LImLj #
  • 20:22 Q:Happy late birthday I hope you had a blast. :) ... A:Thank you! :) formspring.me/UndressJess/q/215248994 #
  • 20:58 Q:what is better a dick or your magic wand??? A:They are totally different! I can't compare... formspring.me/UndressJess/q/215446169 #
  • 21:16 Oh dear. I have the bladder infection from hell and it's killing me. #
  • 22:26 All the ladies better be watching today's e pisode of Tyra! Get on it now bitches! @TyraBanks @tyraShow :) #
  • 22:31 Q:ever been in a play ??? A:I've been to several and been IN several! formspring.me/UndressJess/q/216080688 #
  • 22:33 Barb you gotta see the girl talking about being a dancer & choreographer and not having the typical dancer body on TYRA! I know about that! #
  • 23:04 This is my JAM! However I would like to point out that Taco Talkshow was years before iCarly! ;) ♫ blip.fm/~ll1qk #
  • 23:07 Q:Favorite thing about a first date? A:I don't think I've really ever been on a "first date "... formspring.me/UndressJess/q/216357001 #
  • 23:07 Q:With all the dumb things us idiot homeo romeo internet assanov... A:I am kind of a lesbian... formspring.me/UndressJess/q/216359029 #
  • 23:08 Q:I am a graphic designer, do you need any d... A:I ALWAYS have projects I need help on! Ju... formspring.me/UndressJess/q/216364934 #
  • 00:10 See my HOT new premium PIC gallery I just uploaded: www.rude.com/UndressJess?mypix #
  • 00:17 How do you crop a photo with Gimp? I might be dumb but I can't figure it out worth a shit. Help? #
  • 01:18 Go read my detained blog post about my aching vagina in the members area of undressjess.com! Yay for my broken bladder! ping.fm/Hj4uq #
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