Saturday, March 6, 2010

Are you stalking me?

  • 03:05 I had a really fun show tonight guys! Thanks for being so awesome! :) #
  • 03:06 Now I'm doing private shows for the next hour some get some booty while it's hot! ping.fm/lFsaD #
  • 03:16 Uh oh... There's possible trouble in spy cam land! :( I may have to find another service for my streaming cams, any suggestions? #
  • 03:43 I need to listen to more music... What do you personally like better: last.fm or pandora? I like both! :) #
  • 03:50 Damn! My first boyfriend ever got super hot... ping.fm/RPBJB?id=100000247624675 #
  • 04:26 I miss Bruce! But I'm glad he's having lots of fun out of town! :) #
  • 04:28 Q:have u ever been fucked in the ass? and wo... A:Sure and yes I'd do it again but I haven't... formspring.me/UndressJess/q/268827284 #
  • 04:28 Q: Besides Australia, where would you live in the USA? Not counting Indiana. A: Washington Duh! www.society.me/q/17271/view #
  • 04:34 I'm the pied piper of all the kitties in this neighborhood bitches! You better ask somebody! #
  • 04:55 I have an old flip camera and a sony cyber shot to give away... Who should I give these to? Who out of my friends would use them the most? #
  • 04:59 I need a song to edit my newest shakinit video to! Any musicians out there want to let me use their music for some promotion? #
  • 05:23 Seriously guys I need some music for my next shakinit video or I can't edit it tonight. Do you know any musicians willing to share? #
  • 06:17 Camtasia just crashed & I just lost everything I was working on editing. AWESOME! I'm gonna drink that nasty Busch that's in my fridge now. #
  • 06:19 Want to let me use your music in exchange for promotion? Email me your origin al mp3s to undressjess@gmail.com :) #
  • 06:31 How in the fuck is this a real game? "Rape The Teacher"? Seriously? ping.fm/sGcSS #
  • 07:04 Just took my 61st mugshot! www.dailymugshot.com/main/show/25691 #
  • 07:10 Check it out: bit.ly/2fG5uI #
  • 07:21 I need music to use in my sexy movies! If you know any musicians wanting to cross promote have them email me! undressjess@gmail.com #
  • 08:06 Q:if you lock your legs around someones face. .. A:Haha! I dunno how to answer this... I'll... formspring.me/UndressJess/q/269335078 #
  • 08:07 Q:whats the best thing about you that we don... A:Hmmm, I dunno since I'm such an open book.... formspring.me/UndressJess/q/269335986 #
  • 08:25 Q:If you could change one thing that happened last ... A:I would not have had a fucking stroke. formspring.me/UndressJess/q/269351701 #
  • 08:26 Q: Do you like Facebook, Twitter or Myspace? A: Twitter first and then facebook. I really should stop wa www.society.me/q/17347/view< /a> #
  • 08:26 Q: Do you like Google, Yahoo or MSN? A: I prefer yahoo. I'm moxietarte on yahoo btw! ;) www.society.me/q/17348/view #
  • 08:37 Hey ladies! Is there anything like the hitachi magic wand that is cordless and waterproof? I heard that there is but I can't find it... #
  • 08:59 My dog is snoring and snuggling, which means it's time for bed. Obviously. #
  • 09:50 I couldn't sleep. I had to get up and take some melatonin. I hope it kicks in fast. #
  • 10:12 All of a sudden I am dizzy and I think I might vomit up thi s melatonin. I hope I pass out asleep before that happens... #
  • 10:23 LKFAJ: I was majorly goth in high school. I even had a purse shaped like a fucking coffin. That's hardcore and shit. #
  • 10:31 LKFAJ: My 5th grade teacher's name was Mr. Bacon. How awesome is that? I wonder if he's still alive and kickin'... #
  • 10:31 Ask me anything! formspring.me/UndressJess #
  • 10:35 Everyone check out this sex toy shop my buddy owns! The have ANYTHING and EVERYTHING under the sun for CHEAP! ping.fm/jrzGY #
  • 10:37 Everyone I know is over their prime and married. This makes me want to move to a REAL city. Lame. #
  • 10:40 The melatonin has kicked in and is pulling me to bed. I'll meet you all in dreamland but I'm not giving out the free hand-jobs this time! #
  • 11:38 You are excited about the prospects of hanging out with friend... More for Aquarius twittascope.com/twittascope/?sign=11 #
  • 18:06 Q: What do you find hot about asian guys? A: Well I really am just into the different types of Asian cult www.society.me/q/17535/view #
  • 18:11 First item on today's to do list... Fix my twitter account! #
  • 19:13 Q:what is your fav pair of undies? A:I like tiny thongs and boy shorts that fit JUST right. ... formspring.me/UndressJess/q/270667999 #
  • 20:53 I added some new stuff to my "sexy time" wish list! Wanna send me something hot! Then check this shit out! ping.fm/Onl0R :) #
  • 21:03 My grandma is bringing my chicken fingers from Sonic! I fucking love those but I think I need to watch Food Inc again. It hasn't set in. #
  • 21:27 I'm revamping my yahoo group today so you should join fo r and check out all the new stuff that's coming! ping.fm/bZg6t #
  • 22:12 Where my chicken strips at? Bitch better have my honey mustard sauce too! :) #
  • 22:26 Get me this costume & get a 3 month pass to undressjess.com or a 6 month pass to undressjess.shakinit.com! You're choice! ping.fm/0bN #
  • 23:37 Q:who, is the muffin man??? A:You mean the one who lives in Drury Lane? formspring.me/UndressJess/q/272057151 #
  • 23:37 Q:What you ever tried masturbating using a game controller?... A:Haha how would that even work? formspring.me/UndressJess/q/272058427 #
  • 00:19 OMFG! My friend Adam is in fucking jail AGAIN. I'm going to hit him in the fucking face when he get's out if they even let him out this ti #
  • 00:27 Oh great. His sister just texted me and said he's going to prison. I could like to kill him for this. God how can he be so stupid!? #
  • 00:53 I just ordered these products to cover up my crazy dark circles... I'll do a full review on them via youtube soon! ping.fm/v129M #
  • 01:50 The witchy woman on "What Not To Wear" has the best curly hair cut ever! I have to find it online and get Neal to do it up with a quickness! #
  • 02:04 Time for tonight's show on undressjess.com! Come and see me homies! :) ping.fm/Vh5k7 #
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