Monday, April 26, 2010

Are you stalking me?

  • 03:29 You only have like an hour and a half left to join my site undressjess.com for the LOW price of $7.99!!! ping.fm/Kg7fB #
  • 07:24 You aren't happy when complicated political or financial force... More for Aquarius twittascope.com/?sign=11 #
  • 09:03 I've been asleep for like 5 and a half hours and then I just woke up out of nowhere. I got a little toasty at the troupe meeting tonight! #
  • 09:15 Looks like the spring sale on my site will still be available until the morning! So if you're awake JOIN NOW for $7.99! ping.fm/xeTni #
  • 09:41 I'm searching online for 7 retro black discount bikini tops for the burlesque troupe... Anyone know where I can find something like that? #
  • 09:48 RT @Kitten_Stitches Androgyny is so sexy. (Agreed!!!) #
  • 09:54 Looks like the $7.99 sale price is still going until tomorrow night! I just realized the dates were changed on the sale price join page! #
  • 10:21 I entered I Want PajamaJeans Contest for a chance to win PajamaJeans for Me and 3 Friends: wfi.re/mtx7 #
  • 11:12 Sometimes I wish I could find my remote controls by calling them... #
  • 11:28 Bettie Page's birthday was only 4 days ago! She would have been 87! :( #
  • 11:35 Look it's Kathy Griffin dressed up like Bettie Page! ping.fm/B0CyB #
  • 12:16 My vagina smells really strong and delicious this morning. Wanna sniff? ;) #
  • 12:51 I just uploaded an exclusive HOT PIC gallery to RUDE: www.rude.com/UndressJess?mypix #
  • 14:30 Maybe I'm suffering from lack of sleep right now but every time I watch Hannah Montana I imagine she smells like Sarah Relyea/Cannon. #
  • 14:49 I'm going back to bed. Make sure you take advantage of the sale before it's over! $7.99 for a month to undressjess.com! ping.fm/VCqOA #
  • 20:49 OMG! Joey Goebel wants to be friends with Saki Tsunami on Facebook... I'm gonna add him to all of my other accounts now too! My face is red! #
  • 21:07 My Live Journal book is here! I can't wait to skim through it and see if any of my old friends on there have entries in the book! #
  • 21:24 I'm really starting to get worried about my mom. Apparently the ovary issue has spread to her lymph nodes. I want to cry but I don't want to #
  • 22:03 I am really fucking upset and I don't think I can deal with anything else porn/internet related today. #
  • 22:32 Okay I finally stopped crying. I blame my moodiness on my vagina. It's hormonal. #
  • 23:48 Hey undressjess.com members! Please read my new (very personal) blog entry that just went up in the members section. Thanks guys! #
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  • 00:09 Q:I just joined you site A:Thanks! I got your email too! formspring.me/UndressJess/q/476419543 #
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  • 00:26 Q:Whats on your playlist? A:Nothing right now. My Zune broke and no one has gotten me a new... formspring.me/UndressJess/q/476543738 #
  • 00:31 The sp ring website sale doesn't end until midnight tonight so join undressjess.com for $7.99 while you still can! ping.fm/biLHA #
  • 00:37 Q:Would you allow some guy to bust in you an... A:Maybe if I were on birth control. It's a ... formspring.me/UndressJess/q/476622556 #
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