Thursday, May 27, 2010

Are you stalking me?

  • 03:04 I'm doing private shows now! Come and see me LIVE and NUDE from my bathtub! ping.fm/2biMm #
  • 05:51 Out of sight. Out of mind. #
  • 05:53 I have 3 videos to edit tomorrow before I go to Zumba again with my ferociously sexy lady friend, Brandi! #
  • 06:09 Please add the lovely burlesque bombshell, Saki Tsunami to your facebook friends list! She'll thank you with her shimmy! ping.fm/Bt01 #
  • 06:31 Where can I get a really cheap bullet bra? I'm talking less than 30 bucks and something that looks mega retro. (NOT from WhatKatieDid.com!) #
  • 07:10 I NEED to see a burlesque routine performed to this song... ping.fm/8hG0Z #
  • 07:17 I am selling some totally gross ass crusty lucite 8 inch tall stripper shoes caked with feet sweat for $100. jessalux@undressjess.com Do it! #
  • 07:22 Your key planet Uranus awakens you with an energizing bolt of ... More for Aquarius twittascope.com/?sign=11 #
  • 07:27 Do wedding singers still exist? Did they ever? I want karaoke at my wedding along with the burlesque troupe and my band performing. #
  • 07:35 I want to lose my virginity to this song... ping.fm/maLuR #
  • 07:56 My MP3 player broke awhile ago so I've been meandering through my old CDs I listened to in high school lately. ping.fm/uIGZj #
  • 18:11 Some more stuff for Saki arrived in the mail today via her mighty little wish list! She thanks you all sincerely! ping.fm/BDXXK #
  • 19:28 Hot. ping.fm/hXZsZ #
  • 19:32 Go monkey go! Mojo Jojo! ping.fm/DDWjA :) #
  • 20:42 I'm editing a "sexy time" video! :) #
  • 21:57 The more I think about it, the more I want to slit your throat. #
  • 01:34 Zumba rocked my ass again today. The teacher was different and there was even more jumping in her class. My tits hate me. #
  • 01:50 I'm setting up for tonight's strip tease show on undressjess.com! I hope camz/camworld is working tonight... #
  • 02:01 I'm live in my show now. Let me know if you have any trouble getting in! ping.fm/fGE0w #
  • 02:32 There were too many rude asses in tonight' s show. The ban button didn't work and there were no admins there to help. The show is over. #
  • 02:47 My feelings are hurt. I'm gonna lay on the couch for a little while then I'm going to Bullocks at 11pm. Please feel free to join me! #
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