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• 03:06 Man! I smell totally weird lately. WTF is that about? It's not like bad, it's just like musky. #
• 03:19 I have a HUGE fear of chain mail. #
• 03:28 Q:What's your biggest physical turnoff? A:Lack of some sort of artistic ability. That's physical right? 4ms.me/ciqw5N #
• 03:43 Is it weird that I think my mom's best friend's 13 year old son is fucking HOT? Probably. #
• 04:21 My next girl... ping.fm/kPGwV #
• 04:24 Q:What's the longest you've gone without sex? A:Like a year probably. 4ms.me/90EzU7 #
• 04:30 Q:Dick Dale or Chuck Berry? A:Who? 4ms.me/bSjOVv #
• 04:47 Q:Leonard Cohen or Tom Waits? A:Tom Waits. 4ms.me/ckDC97 #
• 07:03 Q:When you feel yourself about to cum, do you ease into the climax... A:I fucking come like the dickens... ON the dick. 4ms.me/auEpWP #
• 07:03 Q:A female friend of mine asked me to find her a vibrator and I dont know what to look fo... A:Hmmmm. No Hitachi then? 4ms.me/dg2IIO #
• 07:04 Q:whats your fetish A:LOVE. 4ms.me/d6g6RC #
• 07:17 Q:Safe Words or Ball Gags? A:Ball Gags. 4ms.me/aemjyc #
• 07:23 You may feel as if you are on a creative high, yet you are sti... More for Aquarius twittascope.com/?sign=11 #
• 09:07 Step Daddy 1-0-1. Can her do it? We'll see! #
• 09:09 He secretly loves Lady Gaga... CHECK! #
• 11:13 I'm so crazy. I hate myself. #
• 11:20 I thought it was an accident but now I know it was fate. #
• 18:33 Oh god. WTF... Last night? #
• 19:04 Ultimate. ping.fm/EcReJ #
• 19:36 Punch. Drunk. Love. #
• 19:38 Ha! My Lady Gaga hair bow (made out of hair) came in the mail today from Saki's wish list! Whoot! ping.fm/lhTwB #
• 19:39 Don't dwell. Embrace. #
• 19:55 Q:No Hitachi, she vetoed that right away when I showed h... A:Hmm, I dunno of other ones that aren't like insertable... 4ms.me/9VQqsd #
• 19:56 Q:Do you like any sports? Are you watching the World Cup this year (right now)? A:Nope and nope. Figure skating? 4ms.me/beGK0r #
• 20:18 Q:She wants insertable and clit stimulator in one, basically a typical gir... A:Dude. Then check out the "rock chick". 4ms.me/cUTkzP #
• 01:23 What in the hell is my deal? I'm so fucking tired. #
• 02:54 I'm getting ready for Dark Wave Night tonight at Bullock's. Who's coming with me? #

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