Monday, June 21, 2010

Are you stalking me?

  • 03:10 I'm totally dying of this bladder infection. I hope I have enough energy to walk down to the doctors office and beg for antibiotics tomorro #
  • 03:39 "I remember the first time I had sex - I still have the receipt. The girl was alive, as far as I could tell, she was warm and she was better #
  • 04:37 Do a bear shit in the woods and wipe his ass with a fluffy white rabbit? ~ 2Pac (Hahahahahaha! What's your phone number?) #
  • 04:58 When god gave us mirrors he had no idea... ping.fm/fEvqZ #
  • 07:09 I have to sleep by myself tonight for the first time in awhile. Lame. Oh we ll, Jeb's gonna get some major snuggle time tonight! #
  • 07:11 I want to have stage presence like this... ping.fm/0nFSz I'm nervous as fuck about Saturday. I still have to memorize 5 songs by the #
  • 07:25 The Sun in your 6th House of Routine forms a dynamic square wi... More for Aquarius twittascope.com/?sign=11 #
  • 07:29 I finally forgot his number which is a success. However it's pretty lame that I just tried to call it. #
  • 07:33 Q:what would u say is the best size of the dick for a gu... A:I prefer a girthy cock over a long one. It's honestly... 4ms.me/cLIKEy #
  • 07:46 Oh! This feeling it is wonderful! Don't you ever turn it off! ping.fm/oh8xP #
  • 07:55 Hiding your sins well, but I see the hell that your limbs speak. ping.fm/idPJ6 #
  • 07:58 I'm tired... ping.fm/irc1U Goodnight. #
  • 08:10 One last, then sleep. ping.fm/n2nA9 #
  • 08:14 Q:How many sex partners u already had ?) do u write down the names , i ... A:I made a list recently. It's been 14 men. 4ms.me/a8enwD #
  • 08:14 Q:i saw that many guys cum very lil at the end of the sc... A:I think it means they are on drugs and probably not ab... 4ms.me/b2Kkri #
  • 08:20 I want someone to go down on me. I just saw the act in a random movie earlier. I need this. #
  • 08:55 I just had the most terrifying dream ever! #
  • 12:53 I just spilled a fucking huge ass glass of water into the tiny twin size bed of mine. I guess it's time to move to the couch? #
  • 13:05 I plan on getting back on track today. I have a lot of catching up to do. ping.fm/iM3qH #
  • 13:11 Q:what's the biggest cock u ever sat on ?) A:The coke bottle one. 4ms.me/9kRyD9 #
  • 13:11 Q:and how many of your bfs were the guys for the scene ?)) A:For what scene? 4ms.me/amUoxK #
  • 20:38 OMG! My grandma finally found my huge ass prescription of Adderal that I bought right before the stroke! I'm in heaven. #
  • 21:00 Alright. I finally broke down and bought a flipping new MP3 player so I can exist properly again. #
  • 21:16 Q:Im horny,how about you Jess? A:I am on occasion. 4ms.me/9Ceu9v #
  • 21:22 Q:no seriously what's the biggest penis u ever had to have sex with ?... A:It was seriously as thick as a coke bottle. 4ms.me/bp5m2p #
  • 23:20 Where can I download audacity? I forgot and it's an emergency... #
  • 23:56 I hate men. I really really really do. #
  • 00:14 Q:Hey Jess its me war demon from rude and Myspace. If yo... A:Close the door and call the cops. Sorry but that's ju... 4ms.me/aESbFV #
  • < li>00:15 Q:Are there any videos of you performing oral or anything? And if not, ... A:Yep there are a few on undressjess.com! :) 4ms.me/9lJoxN #
  • 00:18 I'm gonna get blood all over me! I'm gonna get blood all over me! ;) #
  • 01:07 I finally got into my other wireless connection that I've been trying to use for like 2weeks. I found the password & shit in a old notebook. #
  • 01:33 I'm cutting our music into individual songs and next I'm gonna sing over it and create pretty little MP3s. Can I borrow your mic? #
  • 01:54 Alright but now how do I turn a WAV file into an MP3. I need a free program to do this. .. #
  • 02:15 Finally I made into my fucking Monday Night Truth or Dare Trivia Show on undressjess.com. FUCK WINDOWS. ping.fm/4b5nc #
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