Saturday, June 26, 2010

Are you stalking me?

  • 03:07 Come see me on cam tonight! I'll be chilling and chatting with you homies for the next hour! ping.fm/aj4V6 #
  • 03:18 My band's very first show EVER is tomorrow night at Bullocks! We play at 10pm and we are The Gorilla Monsoon! Yay! #
  • 03:44 My free chat never opened up for me tonight for some reason so I'm gonna jump in the tub instead! I might be going to that lame comedy thin #
  • 04:10 Q:Do you go by Jessa or Jessica? A:Jessa. 4ms.me/dDnsqp #
  • 04:11 Q:Yes. Your not a pornstar by anymeans. A very hot web ... A:Thanks! I would however c onsider myself a "porn star"... 4ms.me/cRReUu #
  • 04:11 Q:mmm do u have anal videos on ur website ?)) A:Yes! 4ms.me/auAZuz #
  • 04:11 Q:" I wish I could live off of burlesque only"So if you had the choice, you'd stop doing porn and just... A:Absolutely! 4ms.me/ddjvkO #
  • 04:12 Q:how old r u ?)) A:22. 4ms.me/ddCCrr #
  • 04:14 Q:Would you lick your toilet bowl in a very sexy way and make a video of it? A:Hell no. 4ms.me/a57vJm #
  • 04:14 Q:Would you lick random things in your house to turn me on please? A:Ha no. 4ms.me/ap6py3 #
  • 04:14 Q:Are there any videos of you performing oral that I can view for free? A:Nope, just in the member's area! ;) 4ms.me/awkZnV #
  • 04:27 Q:would you or have you licked butt holes? A:I have! 4ms.me/dDnHi1 #
  • 04:48 Q:have you ever wanted to try pegging a guy? A:I dunno what that means honestly. 4ms.me/blNL1C #
  • 04:48 Q:Would you do horror parody porn? Like someone d resses ... A:Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaaha. Yes. God, ... 4ms.me/aeIEJ5 #
  • 04:48 Q:What's the most hardcore thing you've ever done? A:I punched my mom in the face once. 4ms.me/bL6DLu #
  • 05:32 Thor is like, immortal. Just saying... #
  • 06:39 Q:would you ever hook up with a tranny? A:Fuck yes I would. The best of both worlds. 4ms.me/bvGzkY #
  • 06:39 Q:en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Wiki-pegging.png A:I've done that! 4ms.me/aOzpR3 #
  • 06:40 Q:What size are your breasts? A:34Dish. More down to 34c now sadly. I'm loosing weight. 4ms.me/byAWrD #
  • 06:40 Q:Would you ever perform oral on a dog or horse? And if so tape it... A:No. But Paul would. Just give me a few weeks. 4ms.me/baxIeO #
  • 06:41 Q:have u ever called on a guy whom u like so he can fuck u ?) A:Well sure! 4ms.me/cNwdAe #
  • 06:41 Q:can u deepthroat 8 inches ?)) A:Maybe 7 inches... But 8 would make me puke. 4ms.me/cyI7bL #
  • 06:42 Q:Would you ever have sex with a quadriplegic? Do you masterbate while o... A:Number 1. No. Number 2. Fuck yes I do. 4ms.me/bNQdjq #
  • 06:42 Q:Have you ever been so high you started hallucinating? A:Well that depends. High off of what? 4ms.me/bBVUUC #
  • 06:42 Q:What size are your boobs? A:34Dish. 4ms.me/au740V #
  • 06:42 Q:Would you or have you ever fantasized about having sex with a dog or a horse? A:Not at all, Ever. 4ms.me/bvtsSB #
  • 06:43 Q:Can you make a video of the horror porn and put i t up ... A:I'd need to work on costuming and shit. If you have s... 4ms.me/9YTM0b #
  • 06:43 Q:Would you do a random fan? like a facebook friend or gloryhole - safe sex of course A:No. 4ms.me/b1s6FO #
  • 06:49 OMFG! We (The Gorilla Monsoon) have a show tomorrow at Bullock's Tavern at 10pm! Please come and support me! I would be forever grateful! #
  • 06:50 Q:have u ever done one night stands with complete strang... A:No not complete strangers. Just homie's of mine here ... 4ms.me/dzyva6 #
  • 06:57 Q:has any guy come insire ur pussy ?) A:Insire? 4ms.me/bo0ZXi #
  • 07:25 It may be difficult to shake off a dream today, even after you... More for Aquarius twittascope.com/?sign=11 #
  • 07:42 Q:inside ur pussy i meant * A:Um yeah once. I wasn't pleased. 4ms.me/bf4OzJ #
  • 07:52 Q:would you get turned on or off if i guy came on you then licked it off? A:Where would he be licking it off from? 4ms.me/cwCgz8 #
  • 08:28 Can a bitch get a job shaking ass like that? ping.fm/JZID9 #
  • 10:46 Q:what kind of porn do you like to watch? A:None. 4ms.me/aE9HcO #
  • 19:20 It's pasta and cornrow time! ;) #
  • 19:23 You don't. Need to. Emerge. From. Nothing. #
  • 19:26 Can anyone use my little camera thing to record our performance tonight at Bullock's? (The band I'm in and shit...) #
  • 20:33 There is a christian hardcore band playing across the street consisting of a bunch of skinny 15-17 year old children. Please still do this? #
  • 20:49 The Gorilla Monsoon is playing tonight at Bullock's !!! 10pm!!! Come give me a bunch of high fives! :) #
  • 22:49 Who's coming to the show tonight at Bullock's? My band is playing first at 10pm! We are The Gorilla Monsoon and we rule hard. #
  • 23:11 Amique fucked up my hair and now she has to take out all of these damn corn rows and RESTART. Imma killah! :( #
  • 23:32 Well fuck now we don't have time to braid my hair. Booooo! #
  • 23:53 Can someone come and lace me up in my corset? I need HELP! :( #
  • 02:08 We (The Gorilla Monsoon) are about to head out to Bullock's! I hope to see you there! #
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