Monday, June 28, 2010

Are you stalking me?

  • 07:26 Although you like meeting new people, you might bump into some... More for Aquarius twittascope.com/?sign=11 #
  • 13:59 Why is it that everywhere I take my boyfriend, my ex boyfriend Steve (and major idiot) is always there. I mean EVERYWHERE. Lame. #
  • 14:05 Stop now before it's too late. Been eating in the ghetto on a hundred dollar plate. Nothing lasts forever, that's the way it's gotta be. #
  • 14:07 Q:Could you ever see yourself dating a poor, wretched chimbley sweep such as ... A:I ONLY date poor wretched chimbleys. 4ms.me/9eG6gV #
  • 20:36 Why is the skin on my face so dry? Ack! I can hardly even move it. #
  • 20:44 I'm starving and there is nothing to eat in the house... I want chicken fingers, the good kind. #
  • 21:09 Just call me "Old Miss Tree Trunk Legs". #
  • 21:21 I heard this shit was awesome. I need some now. Have you guys seen it out at any local gas stations or grocery stores? ping.fm/wiFg #
  • 21:23 Hahaha! "Weed in a can"... ping.fm/xDWht #
  • 22:09 Q:Do you play any musical instruments, and ar e you any g... A:Nope. I wish I did though. I played the clarinet for... 4ms.me/dbLoaF #
  • 22:11 Q:Do you pay the guys that appear in your movies? A:No. They are just dudes I'm dating (at the time of the video be... 4ms.me/aijTrd #
  • 22:12 Q:Are you ready for a new boyfriend yet? A:I already got one. 4ms.me/cPmjrz #
  • 22:12 Q:Do you ever miss the innocense that you had before doi... A:No, not really. I never was very innocent to begin with. 4ms.me/9Qb49P #
  • 22:12 Q:Well you do footjobs sets and videos on your s ite i wo... A:I have never done that but if a guy I was dating was i... 4ms.me/9IZiw3 #
  • 22:13 Q:BBC mean Big Black Cock. Was wondering if you've ever ... A:Oh! Ha, I don't discriminate. I've been with all the... 4ms.me/9agEuO #
  • 22:14 Q:Can you do costume porn asap? i.e. dress up as a cop o... A:I don't like cop, nun or secretary role play. I think... 4ms.me/dnJhKW #
  • 22:23 Where do I find good torrent files these days? I want to download the complete sonic youth discography again. #
  • 22:37 Q:bit.ly/d3vomx do u th... A:For some reason formspring isn't letting me copy and p... 4ms.me/cgDzcr #
  • 22:39 Please vote for my sexy friend Jade Parker to win this contest! She really is the hottest bitch up on there! ping.fm/0hahT #
  • 22:40 Q:licking from your face? ass? chest/stomach? A:Huh? 4ms.me/bvK3bQ #
  • 22:43 Time for Zuki sushi! Kanpai needs to start using the dine in delivery service STAT! #
  • 23:18 What is the best natural thing to clean your dog's ears out with? #
  • 23:31 I hate how the event invites go to your regular inbox on facebook. They need to separate that shit! It fucks me up trying to see my mail. #
  • 00:39 How do two new boxes of brand new hair color just disappear? Gah! I hate my fucking house. It's terrible. #
  • 01:57 My neighbor is an idiot. He's trying to prove a point by blasting Johnny Cash as loud as he can. #
  • 02:00 I'm live on undressjess.com so come hang out and let's make fun of my retarded ass crippled neighbor together! #
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