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• 03:04 Q:goin' on a date tomorrow.. need to seal the deal... an... A:I have no idea. Women aren't fuck machines that you c... 4ms.me/bbFNDw #
• 03:04 Q:What's your favorite chocolate thing? #favechocolate A:I do NOT like chocolate. I like white chocolate but that'... 4ms.me/c0JsWQ #
• 03:04 Q:bit.ly/DGDSY A:I can't copy and paste or click on links through formspring so I hav... 4ms.me/aezsdr #
• 03:04 Q:how old were you when you first had sex with a male? how was it? A:I was 13 and it was horribly painful. 4ms.me/aeFqN9 #
• 03:04 Q:when is your birthday?i was born july 3rd 1975. A:Feb 17th. 4ms.me/dqwyGD #
• 03:05 Q:how old wer you when you first had sex with a female? how was it? A:I was 17. It was awkward. 4ms.me/ayzptd #
• 03:05 Q:how old were you when you first had any kinda sex in front of a camera? what kind was i... A:I was 19 and it was hot. 4ms.me/bhctwO #
• 03:05 Q:how old were you when you frist had sex all by your self? how was it? A:I was 3 or 4 years old. I'm a humper. 4ms.me/cQTf5k #
• 03:05 Q:are you on twitter? i am @fseanb A:Yes. I am @undressjess on twitter. 4ms.me/aXCqMq #
• 03:05 Q:Would you follow me? A:Follow you where? 4ms.me/dxUG7L #
• 03:25 Q:what is a humper? A:I hump pillows. Or hitachis. 4ms.me/a2z51N #
• 03:26 Q:how did you have sex when you were 3 or 4 years old? A:You asked when I had sex with myself first. I was masturba... 4ms.me/a0BKDP #
• 03:26 Q:How was your first time with a female akward? was she ... A:She was my age and i t was awkward because it was my fi... 4ms.me/bcdZuZ #
• 03:26 Q:Would you follow me on formspring and twitter? @fseanb A:No. 4ms.me/9v2arF #
• 03:27 Q:What is a "hitachis"? A:A hitachi is a massage wand. 4ms.me/dkDjck #
• 03:27 Q:Why cant you just se your mouse and hold down the left bu... A:Because for some reason formspring doesn't allow that. 4ms.me/bCtUWv #
• 03:28 Q:did you brake your cherry at age 3 or 4 when you masterbated? A:No because I wasn't inserting anything. 4m s.me/9G4OLy #
• 03:31 Q:why wont you follow me??? A:I don't really follow anyone on here unless I know them personally. On twitter I am t... 4ms.me/dB1aVi #
• 03:31 Q:how can you masterbate with out inserting anything? A:Well lots of ways but personally I would hump things. 4ms.me/aGgBtl #
• 03:31 Q:you had a massage wand when ou were 3 or 4? A:No. 4ms.me/asLYKC #
• 03:32 Q:i can copy things that way on formspring. i bet i am not... A:Well that's awesome for you but it doesn't work for me. 4ms.me/aMbCjH #
• 03:37 Q:how old were you when you frist had an orgasum with a fe... A:The first time I had sex with a female. When I was 17. 4ms.me/de04cH #
• 03:37 Q:how old were you when you frist had an orgasum by yourself? A:Probably 4. 4ms.me/cRx9JH #
• 03:37 Q:how old were you when you frist had an orgasum with a male? A:17. 4ms.me/bPXm4w #
• 03:39 Q:i thought the deffinition of female masterbastion was ... A:No. mas·tur·ba·tion n.Excitation of one's own or a... 4ms.me/9dIEHQ #
• 03:43 Q:at 3 or 4 did you realy know what sex was? did you kno... A:No I didn't know what sex was. But I knew that if I h... 4ms.me/9qbk6n #
• 07:26 Watch your pocketbook now because you may obsess over a fantas... More for Aquarius twittascope.com/?sign=11 #
• 15:55 Q:*☼*♥.·**•.☼ ❀peace❀ A:Thanks! 4ms.me/aR0Tfu #
• 15:55 Q:how old were you the last time you had an organsum? how? A:Uh the age I am now and by fucking. 4ms.me/cvSwf6 #
• 15:55 Q:Can you an swer my question that appear on my MySpace blog?tinyurl.com/27... A:No. I don't go to random links. 4ms.me/9E3Zsj #
• 15:56 Q:why are you so awesome A:Because the lord made me this way! 4ms.me/alOrmG #
• 15:56 Q:What was the nature of the last convention you were ever at? Comics? Home show? What? A:Porn. 4ms.me/9jzVUB #
• 15:56 Q:What is your favorite Portishead song? A:Ohhh! Good question! Maybe Dummy? 4ms.me/a2oywb #
• 15:56 Q:so how old r u now ?)) A:22. 4ms.me/ckmcjK #
• 15:56 Q:do i ask too many questions? HOW COME? A:YES. Please stop. 4ms.me/coy2rj #
• 15:57 Q:after age 18 did anyone ever walk in on you masterbateing? who was it? what happend? A:No. 4ms.me/cB2njL #
• 15:57 Q:after you were 18 did any one ever walk in on you having sex with somone. what happend?... A:That has never happened. 4ms.me/dsdzPt #
• 15:57 Q:when you were under 18 years old did anyone ever catch... A:Once my grandma caught me and just closed the door imm... 4ms.me/cKbula #
• 15:58 Q:How in the world did you FIRST learn that if you hump stuff there would be an expl... A:When I was about 4 years old. 4ms.me/b98wAt #
• 16:01 OMG! OMG! I'm downloading "Alejandro the Remixes"!!!!! #
• 23:26 I slept 6 hours last night at Paul's house, then got home and slept another 6 hours. Why am I still fucking tired? #
• 23:28 I wonder how many times The Jonas Brothers have been high on cocaine during their concerts. Does anyone else want to know stuff like this? #
• 23:37 Formspring is not working and it ma kes me sad... :( #
• 23:41 I miss having a real weave. But I don't have 1000 bucks to throw away on my vanity at this time... Donations please? #
• 00:37 Team Spongebob or Team Squidard? how come? — Squidward... For personal reasons... ;) 4ms.me/aheYKl #
• 00:37 Team Spongebob or Team Squidard? how come? — Squidward. For personal reasons... ;) 4ms.me/cIGNcK #
• 00:39 WHat is something no one has ever asked you that you w… — I'm not exactly sure... I think I'm a pretty open book… 4ms.me/91LTEo #
• 00:42 Team Spongebob or Team Squidard? how come? — Squidward. For personal reasons... ;) 4ms.me/asfoh6 #
• 00:48 Team Spongebob or Team Squidard? how come? — Squidward... For personal reasons. ;) 4ms.me/bMRoyk #
• 00:49 Team Spongebob or Team Squidard? how come? — Squidward... For personal reasons! ;) 4ms.me/dxzrBV #
• 00:57 Team Spongebob or Team Squidard? how come? — Squidward. For personal reasons... ;) 4ms.me/cdtSqb #
• 00:58 Who's coming to Dark Wave night at B ullock's Tavern tonight? You'll all need to buy my drinks because I'm temporarily broke. #
• 01:02 I cry every time I watch "This Is It". I miss him. #
• 01:19 Team Spongebob or Team Squidard? how come? — Squidward. For personal reasons. ;) 4ms.me/cM6rX4 #
• 01:41 Stupid question... How do you turn off a Zune? I think I'm doing it wrong and my batteries are running down super fast. HELP! #
• 01:42 What's your secret to giving incredible head? (Ps. Love your site!) — Practice. And thanks! 4ms.me/aNQL9K #
• 01:43 would you please ask me questions too? — No. I don't usually ask people questions on here. 4ms.me/cQIB4i #
• 01:46 Please explain WHO would like this and what went wrong… — I've seen the vacuum latex thing before. To each thei… 4ms.me/cjIXxi #
• 01:48 Miss Lux, You're laying in the grass being mellow when… — Hahahahaha. Wtf. Um, I'd probably pass out from shock. 4ms.me/dw3XtC #
• 01:48 Have you ever had some creeper ask too many questions? — Yes! 4ms.me/cSzyXr #
• 01:48 How can somone ask you too many questions if that is t… — Because I like a variety of people to ask them. Not j… 4ms.me/aCtVNt #
• 01:48 what is a "Portishead"? huh? — A band. 4ms.me/dqnqBN #
• 01:49 when your mom cought you what did she tell you in the … — That's it's normal and I shouldn't be ashamed. But I … 4ms.me/cl3ji2 #
• 01:50 HOW HOW HOW (not when) in the world did you FIRST learn that if you hump stuf… — I have no idea. I don't remember. 4ms.me/akhb04 #
• 01:53 Where were y ou and what were you doing when you first heard that Michael Jackson had died? #
• 01:59 Team Spongebob or Team Squidard? how come? — Squidward. For personal reasons... ;) 4ms.me/aEp3a0 #
• 02:05 how much longer do you see yourself using formspring, and is it cool… — As long as I'm around I guess. I enjoy it! 4ms.me/a3gUiv #
• 02:13 I do not think your an open book. IF i did think that … — Well I'm pretty open with answering all of them so I t… 4ms.me/b9bSMl #
• 02:16 My fucking computer did it again. It didn't open up my fucking chat w indow until 15 after when the show is canceled. This is total bullshit. #
• 02:37 yo, just saw your twitter ...apple just released the ipad if ur a member of twit… — I'm not going to click on that. 4ms.me/bSzegO #
• 02:44 Please take the time to vote for my sexy buddy Jade Parker! It only takes 2 seconds! ping.fm/Xk2wa #

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