Monday, July 12, 2010

Are you stalking me?

  • 04:03 Max has a facebook account now! (We were best friends one whole summer... If that's what they call it these days.) He's cool! #
  • 07:18 Jesus! Peephole just fucking let bygones be bygones and let me back in. Fuck! #
  • 07:23 It isn't sufficient to consider ways of increasing your physic... More for Aquarius twittascope.com/?sign=11 #
  • 15:54 I WANT A ZESTO'S GRILLED CHICKEN SAMMICH NOOOOOOOOW! #
  • 15:58 IF YOUR A DROP DEAD DARLING FAN, GET READY THIS SATURDAY 7-17-10 WE WILL BE PERFORMING @ BULLOCKS..."B.P. GOES OFF THE DEEP END"...A PORTION #
  • 16:09 Haha. "She's a good lookin' woman." #
  • 16:31 By the way I would just like to mention that the Lollipop Factory is flipping SICK. Do they have a facebook page that I can favorite? #
  • 16:34 I invented everything. Duh. #
  • 17:14 Where can I buy pepper spray? #
  • 17:18 The biggest pimple that ever did exist is currently taking up residence on my chinny chin chin. #
  • 18:44 I finally eated my Zesto sammich and now it's time for naps! #
  • 18:58 Stick it in my butt please! Yaaaaaay! #
  • 22:45 Hey Jess do you have any favorite stand up comedians? — Margaret Cho! 4ms.me/ab9cE4 #
  • 23:27 I wish I had some really fancy expensive beer like RIGHT NOW. #
  • 23:33 The more I think about it the more pissed off I become. I want to hurt you all the ways you've hurt me but I guess I'll just settle for you #
  • 23:50 If had to pick one actor or director to spend the day with...who would it be? — David Lynch and Owen Wilson. 4ms.me/cTHwmW #
  • 23:51 Do you like Star Trek? — Not really. 4ms.me/c8JkwX #
  • 23:51 Who has stronger legs or a more strenious workout? Da… — Dancers but in that category it would include ballerin… 4ms.me/a3Ebkm #
  • 23:52 How many licks to the center of a tootsie pop? also,wh… — No idea and... I don't really like sweets. I'm more o… 4ms.me/dfS8VU #
  • 23:53 I still haven't seen you on the CamZ schedule :( We ar… — I'm taking a break. I'm still doing at least 3 shows … 4ms.me/bgUB4v #
  • 2 3:55 Who's the sexiest man alive? — Mine. 4ms.me/ayil7P #
  • 23:55 What kinda games you play? — Hide and seek. Mind games. 4ms.me/asBQOB #
  • 23:55 What's the weirdest thing you've ever eaten? — Cigarette butts. It was an accident but I'll never forget it. 4ms.me/aJeMmu #
  • 00:06 life is a funny, whirlwind of confusion that just gathers us all , and spits us out , a… — Disagree. We picked it. 4ms.me/dBQ2wh #
  • 00:07 did u win the fights by squeezing the guy/girl? I bet there is no escape once u lock em in tight.… — I always win. 4ms.me/cjAumL #
  • 00:09 What is the best thing anyone has ever told you? — That I belong to them. I love being owned. 4ms.me/caPx5y #
  • 00:09 Who is the most sexiest woman alive? why? — Megan Fox... Have you seen her? For reals dude... 4ms.me/cyDTaI #
  • 00:10 What song do you want played at your funeral? — Through Being Cool by Devo. Well I'd be done being cool, right? 4ms.me/91GIRi #
  • 00:10 What's your dream car? — A 1991 yellow Geo Storm. 4ms.me/bmDIhp #
  • 00:10 What kind of guys are you into? Personality and appearence? — Aging hipsters. Ha! 4ms.me/bTf1Fr #
  • 00:10 So how is life going for you? — Hectic. 4ms.me/c0UG9e #
  • 00:10 do you realy enjoy what you are doing? i mean do you f… — I hate it right now. I might not feel this way in a w… 4ms.me/d0kF60 #
  • 00:11 What's the most delicious meal you've ever had? — Raw fish. 4ms.me/9AUroo #
  • 00:11 ok. Describe what you would make me do if you found me stealing your panties — Call the police. 4ms.me/aVR6kR #
  • 00:12 If you could wake up as anyone tomorrow, who would it be? — Pam Greer circa 1974. 4ms.me/dv9mos #
  • 00:12 Are you a morning or night person? — Night. 4ms.me/cCWWDp #
  • 00:16 This song always reminds me of, "bawk bawk chicken head..." ping.fm/TRLbB #
  • 00:22 plz follow me on twitter @iceyfrostbidden... My questi… — Nope. My natural color is black and it's that color now. 4ms.me/90CRqh #
  • 00:26 Do you like Waka Flacka Flame? — What's that? 4ms.me/bBwSy0 #
  • 00:26 how big is your dildo — Which one? 4ms.me/b6Gnja #
  • 00:27 What's the youngest/oldest guy u'd date — No younger than at least a year older than myself and no older than um..… 4ms.me/bhsZZx #
  • 00:27 Cookie Crisp or Fruity Pebbles? — Neither. At the risk of sounding snobby... I don't eat … formspring.me/UndressJess/q/797095779 #
  • 00:28 What is your favorite perfume? — cKb. 4ms.me/ab8gkl #
  • 00:30 are you married — Nope. 4ms.me/aJOtLz #
  • 00:30 If you had the power to would you rather grow huge like 50 ft tall or shrink me to like 1 ft tall? — Shrink. 4ms.me/dhBCPP #
  • 00:31 Would you want to get bigger? If so, by how much? — Oh hell no. 4ms.me/deYup2 #
  • 00:31 What are your measuements? your figure is such a turn on! — 40-30-44 4ms.me/cI2hPW #
  • 00:35 Guess who I dedicate this to? ping.fm/5S2RX Sorry man. #
  • 00:36 Well she cracked, I won't. She did things that I don't. She'd self destroy, necessary to self enjoy. I self develop, necessary to self he #
  • 01:01 I've been working on increasing my anxiety. It's something I can do for free! #
  • 02:03 I'm live and chillin' in my Monday night member's show on undressjess.com! Come hang! ping.fm/ryenl #
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