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• 04:14 I'm moving my desktop to take over broadcasting my spycams so I can use another pc to edit, update & do shows until my new cord get's in! #
• 05:34 Dude! WTF. My fucking facebook account was deleted AGAIN. This is total bullshit. #
• 07:25 Ok who just called me about an hour ago making weird noises and having a busy bar type situation in the back ground? #
• 09:15 You may be frustrated today by your desire to make long-term p... More for Aquarius twittascope.com/twittascope/?sign=11 #
• 09:32 I half assed made a new facebook account. I haven't really filled out jack yet but you guys should re-add me! ping.fm/80z0S #
• 09:55 I've just fucking discovered Fever Ray! Why didn't somebody alert me? ping.fm/0fuOC #
• 10:44 We are watching Ghoulies II and being lame asses over here. We fucking rule. #
• 11:04 I'm going to bed. I'll try to finish editing this vid before I have to give Steve back his power cord! (Same laptops!) ping.fm/80z0S #
• 21:33 Oh shit I made a booboo/accident last night that I could likely be killed for. I hope I fixed it in time... #
• 01:53 Fucking shoot me. Ok thanks. #

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• 03:57 Everyone is putting up a picture of a celebrity that people have said they looked like on their facebook accounts. Do I look like anyone? #
• 04:42 I'm going upstairs to drink up all of Bailey's beer. She has no idea what's about to happen! Infiltration! #
• 08:58 My spy cams see to be fucked. I'll fix them when I wake up tomorrow! Nighty! #
• 09:09 Dude, that last episode of "Charmed" that i just watched made me all emotional. Bah! #
• 09:13 The big, fat Leo Full Moon is in your 7th House of Partnership... More for Aquarius twittascope.com/twitta scope/?sign=11 #
• 15:20 Michael Alig is a sociopath, sure... But don't you think it's about time we let his crusty old gay ass out of jail? #
• 15:32 I stuffed my face full of lots of "healthy foods" before bed last night. Now my gut is swollen up like the dickens. Boooo! #
• 15:54 RT @UndressJess @greeneyed9 and @TwerkGirlDotCom are getting together for a sick video. The Internet will not be the same again. #whooty #
• 15:56 I need the TOP BIKINI for an awesome video I am gonna be collaborating with @GreenEyed of shakinit.com to make! ping.fm/wkqTq #
• 16:44 I just watched the series finale of "Charmed"! I had no idea that's what I was watching! Now the very first episode is on! Starting over... #
• 17:18 I played dominoes last night with Bailey. I gotta get me some of those! That was GANGSTA! #
• 17:22 Does it mean anything if the dominoes have colors and aren't just black? I wanna keep it simple... ping.fm/lZbLP #
• 18:42 I need a planner software to keep my appointments in order using my netbook... What do you suggest? #
• 19:10 Jeeze! I am so uncomfortable in my own skin today. I feel like shit. I hope this coffee I am abou t to drink actually makes me um... #
• 19:43 Members of undressjess.com email me your member's choice theme show ideas NOW! Tonight YOU PICK the show theme! jess@undressjess.com :) #
• 20:14 I am really pissed that my housecamz are still not broadcasting and that no one is really doing anything to help me with this issue! Grrrr! #
• 20:54 Um. Ok my computer just randomly said the battery power was low EVEN THOUGH IT WAS PLUGGED IN and died and won't turn back on at all. WTF. #
• 21:12 OMG. Were the fuck can I get another power cord for my laptop like RIGHT NOW. I have 3 fucking videos to edit tonight. This fucking sucks. #
• 21:25 Wear can I buy a new power supply for an HP laptop Model number: dv6-2088dx ? I can't seem to find anything like that online. #
• 22:36 Well Dawn might take me to Radio Shack to get one of those expensive ass universal power cords if they have them! #
• 23:08 No where in town has the adapter so Dawn ordered me 1 from ebay. I'm going to sleep & I'm just gonna forget about this bullshit for awhile! #
• 23:31 I misplaced my phone again... Someone please call it until I PICK UP. That will indicate that it's found. #
• 23:34 Haha! Thanks Dawn! (She called me until I found the phone just now. It wa s under the couch!) #

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• 03:59 I am dressed up MIGHT SEXY tonight for the Strip Tease Member's Show on undressjess.com! I even have heels on! Whoot! ping.fm/I0bJF #
• 05:07 Oh Jesus. I totally just realized my house smells like fish from this can of sardines my dog and cats ate and I had company earlier... #
• 05:59 Someone call me! I just put in a new home made ring tone! DO IT! #
• 06:08 Ipad is fucking amazing! Look how absorbent it is! ping.fm/BocbZ #
• 09:32 It's all about partnerships today as the Sun in your 1st House... More for Aquarius twittascope.com/twittascope/?sign=11 #
• 09:53 Before I go to sleep at night I slather my face with organic hemp oil. What do you put on YOUR face before sleeping at night? #
• 10:07 I want her for my birthday! ping.fm/zbHwR #
• 10:14 Pajama jeans FTW! ping.fm/dJKq4 #
• 22:44 A $10 sale on sexy jeans! Yeah buddy! ping.fm/s6FT5 #
• 22:51 I am going to try to plan a trip to the 2010 Phoenix Forum I have decided. Anyone wanna room with me? ping.fm/CLTWP #
• 22:59 Dude! I am so glad Jay told me about the FireFox Personas! These are so flipping awesome! ping.fm/xV1SZ #
• 23:56 I need a new anti-aging facial moisturizer and serum... Any suggestions? Let's pretend price is no object on this.... I want the best! #

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• 03:04 I'm finishing up my bath and doing some fine booty twerking cam chats for the homies on: ping.fm/ppFKL Come chill with me! #
• 03:49 Ack! Sorry I wasn't online taking shows for a minute there! My buddy stopped by randomly but I am back on now! ping.fm/nzOQd #
• 04:24 Okay, time to get ready for the movie! I have to walk the dog and um... pee! #
• 07:28 Just a reminder. I just checked my DMs on here. I NEVER check these so just tweet me, DON'T Direct Message ("DM") me! #
• 07:33 Why aren't my HouseCamz connecting? Are they doing tha t for anyone else? Or is it just me? #
• 07:44 I just checked with the "HouseCamz" admin & he told me that they are having issues, you can view a few other "Housez" until mine come back! #
• 09:36 The Sun in eclectic Aquarius is zapped by shocking Uranus toda... More for Aquarius twittascope.com/twittascope/?sign=11 #
• 09:43 I was looking for a photo of that woman that had an horrible accident with the monkey and this image came up instead... ping.fm/7SDE0 #
• 19:10 My grandma is telling me about some new Ipod that was just announced yester day. Does anyone have any links to verify this? #
• 19:23 I was right! It's not a fucking Ipod. They would never make an Ipod that fucking huge. Argument with grandma... WON. #
• 19:53 Is there anyway to mask hair like if I am getting a drug test that tests my locks? I mean would coloring it or deep conditioning it work? #
• 20:15 We didn't get to watch Doom Generation last night because in my area it's illegal to watch it pay per view so I'm downloading it illegally! #
• 20:51 I'm restarting all of the spy cams so yeah guys, I know they are down! :) #
• 20:58 My Pajama Je ans got here today! They hug my booty quite nicely! Sweet! #
• 21:20 My birthday is inching CLOSER & CLOSER! (And so is V-Day!) ping.fm/YhFR8 #
• 21:54 Haha! I just called my old job looking for detox shampoo... ping.fm/oAVsh Awkward! #
• 23:11 Leslie is on JTV! Go say "hi" to her and check out her flashy coat! ping.fm/l43Js #
• 23:19 I suggest that everyone buys these right fucking now. I'm buying another pair as we speak! ping.fm/WFFTA #< /a>

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• 04:30 Where the fuck is my Larazapam? #
• 04:49 My birthday is coming guys! Don't you wanna make it an awesome celebration? YES YOU DO! ping.fm/W5C2U #
• 05:27 I can't tell if I am depressed, honestly ill or just being dramatic... Probably all 3. #
• 06:10 I think I want to start collecting Barbies again. I'm creepy. #
• 11:45 You may not be able to get through the day without having to d... More for Aquarius twittascope.com/twittascope/?sign=11 #
• 19 :42 Jay and I are gonna order some food from Muncheeze Pizza and watch some fucking "Charmed"! ping.fm/TOVfT SWEET! #
• 22:06 Damn it! I went upstairs for one second and my dog ate my yogurt cup! MAN!!! #
• 22:30 There are only 3 more days to vote for me on the Miss FreeOnes contest! Make sure you vote DAILY! (Please!) ping.fm/vVaGh #
• 22:40 Time for a little nap! I have to edit a video tonight (& do a member's show) before Jay comes back over to watch "Doom Generation" with me! #
• 01:06 Long nap. I like those. But then again... I didn't sleep all that well last night. ;) #
• 01:09 Oh right, like this is new territory for the online porn industry. ping.fm/i6gCY Um, AS IF! #
• 02:05 Time for tonight's Beauty Bath Show on undressjess.com! I'm smelly so come watch me wash my pits! Yay! ping.fm/Uaegr XD #

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• 03:05 Time for tonight's show on undressjess.com! Come in and make me feel better! ping.fm/tLfxB #
• 04:32 The Undress Jess word of the day is "buoyant"! Use it in a sentence please! #UJWOTD :) #
• 05:08 Check out this cute kitty and leave this nice little girl a sweet comment! (Nothing mean please!) ping.fm/SwzPj #
• 05:11 Gauging is for fucking losers. ping.fm/Zfihd #
• 09:27 Time for bedtime goodness! Tomorrow will be better than today. Today sucked my invisible ball sack. #
• 11:38 You might feel a bit like a mad scientist today because your i... More for Aquarius twittascope.com/twittascope/?sign=11 #
• 19:28 I want this doll! ping.fm/LRwMO #
• 20:22 I received "The Game of Things" (off of my wishlist) in the mail today! Who wants to come over and have game night? #
• 20:33 You know what show I always hated? Party of FUCKING Five! Booooooo! #
• 20:38 I'm stalking Leslie on JTV while catching up on emails and watching DVRed episodes of "Charmed". You should too! ping.fm/AjkG6 #
• 21:50 Gah! I was watching Leslie on JTV and got all tired. I might take a tiny nap until Patsy get's back with my med refills! #
• 00:43 Woah! I slept too late! Oh well... It's taco time! Yay! #
• 00:50 Whoa! I am fucking DIZZY! I may puke up my tacos:( #
• 01:42 All member's of undressjess.com please go check out my newest member's only blog entry! It's important! ping.fm/G1nFI :) #
• 02:02 Hahaha I am watching this to see if guys think my boobs are saggy or not! ping.fm/OhxkD #
• 02:51 Life is constantly making it more and more difficult to get my ducks in a row. Shit. #

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• 03:10 My spy cams are down right now but I will put them all back up after my member's show tonight! (The show is at 10pm CST!) #
• 04:13 Time for tonight's Truth or Dare Trivia Show! On undressjess.com! ping.fm/pzWuM :) #
• 05:04 My show was actually awesome tonight even if I wasn't feeling %100! You guys totally made me feel better! So... THANKS! :) #
• 05:20 I am doing shows now for the next little while so get them while they're hot! ping.fm/WdkPo #
• 06:20 I just ordered myself some of those awesome pajama jeans that Kelley has! They are fuckin g RAD! ping.fm/dODKP #
• 06:56 What the fucking hell? ping.fm/MxbjC #
• 07:06 This is nearly the same article... Are these people serious? ping.fm/7uolB #
• 07:26 Hahahaha this is so great! ping.fm/cFX4Y #
• 07:33 I'm cooking some of these awesome pre-made cheese blintzes right now! I'm gonna eat them and watch some tv! ping.fm/uDyGm #
• 08:13 Okay guys! I got the spy cams on undressjess.com all back up and running! Go check 'em out! ping.fm/jfLxA :) #
• 08:27 Omg! I am finding all kinds of shocking stuff online tonight! ping.fm/zL2cp #
• 08:40 I'm going to my first ever belly dance class tomorrow! I am excited but also nervous! ping.fm/9FfEN #
• 09:03 Metal. ping.fm/E4VRT 'Nuff said! #
• 09:23 I did it all for the Snooki! ping.fm/n5QVf ping.fm/QVUOi ping.fm/9OFjT #
• 09:43 I'm a freak bitch baby... ping.fm/lE0m6 #
• 09:51 I better finish this "South Park" episode and hit the sheets. I have to totally get a bunch of shit done this week. I have been so behind! #
• 11:36 You may not make a whole lot of sense to your friends and co-w... More for Aquarius twittascope.com/twittascope/?sign=11 #
• 19:24 I just woke up and I am about to eat MORE cheese blintzes! I fucking LOVE those things! #
• 19:47 Woah! I'd love this as my wedding ring! ping.fm/hey6r < a href="http://twitter.com/undressjess/statuses/8204298058">#
• 20:16 Damn it and fuck it to hell! I fucking forgot that I have a lame ass doctor's appointment again TODAY! AHHHH! #
• 21:00 Hehe, I totally just canceled my doctor's appointment. Fuck it. #
• 00:00 I have not been feeling well at ALL for the last few days. It wasn't a hangover. I'm sick or something! #
• 00:33 This song is amazing! www.youtube.com/watch?v=_7HvURBhMGE&feature=channel #
• 01:25 I'm gonna eat dinner and I'll be back after I do that and watch my other episode of "Charmed&quo t;! Yay! :) #
• 01:32 Should I do the next shakinit contest (it's Valentine's Day themed!) or give someone else a chance to win? ;) #
• 02:19 Haha! People are fucking sick... ping.fm/lijbC #

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• 04:02 I changed my font on my messengers! Want to know my messenger handles? ping.fm/w5KYW Message me! #
• 04:52 I'm going out to Bullock's! I'll be back later homies! #
• 11:34 While others may be acting irresponsibly in your eyes, you are... More for Aquarius twittascope.com/twittascope/?sign=11 #
• 01:44 Lucy! I'm home! :) #
• 02:54 Christ ! I am fucking hung the fuck over today! Either that or I am getting the flu. Or both? Kill me now. #

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• 03:13 I'm in free chat taking shows now! Are you ready for some fun? YES YOU ARE! ping.fm/LtpOf #
• 03:21 I just logged on my webcam at PrivateCamZ. Come on over to chat and get a private show! bit.ly/2OrVah #
• 04:09 I'm about to settle down and finish my dinner! We'll maybe I'm just thirsty... Either way, I have some DVRed "Charmed" to catch up on! #
• 07:26 Dude. I just realized it. Myspace has died. #
• 07:58 I am in love with these things! ping.fm/x04tm #
• 11:35 The same things that might have created a meltdown in your lif... More for Aquarius twittascope.com/twittascope/?sign=11 #
• 21:42 I just got 2 more belly rings in the mail along with that Jenny McCarthy Wii game and the brand new scattergories game off of my wishlist! #
• 21:53 My birthday is coming up in less than a month! You can send me gifts from my wishlist here: ping.fm/CgNZT :) #
• 22:16 I have a pantyhose fetish. It's true. Do you like pantyhose? ME TOO! ping.fm/dDBqm :) #
• 23:1 1 I just found a receipt from the bar the other day wrapped up in my change and I think I forgot to tip the bartender! I NEVER do that! #
• 23:21 Damn it! I just called and tried to upgrade my cable and they are already fucking gone for the day! SHIT! #
• 01:09 Ack! I always get attacked with phone calls and IMs when I am watching "Charmed". Hold on everyone until I finish this episode! #
• 02:44 Members of undressjess.com please check out my NEWEST member's only blog entry! ping.fm/EK2ey #
• 02:47 I have a bad headache tonight:( I had shit I wanted to get done too but I don't see it happening. I will just answer some backed up emails! #

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• 03:55 There is something about huge hoop earrings that changes your attitude! Just in time for tonight's Strip Tease Show on undressjess.com! #
• 05:04 Shows over! And it was fun! However I would now like to go out and have a drink... Who's with me? #
• 05:21 I had a bunch of blood taken today. I think it all came straight out of my brain cause I am not thinking very clearly & thus I need alcohol. #
• 07:34 Everyone I was just hanging out with just disappeared. I'm friggen awesome. #
• 11:25 Fucking YEAH! #
• 11:29 I guess I have to g o to bed now:( Good night! :D #
• 11:57 Booooo! No one wants to have sex with me:( I need REAL connections. #
• 23:25 Last night was super fun! I love drinking on Thursday nights! #
• 23:28 Check out this review that @slutoasis (of twitter) did of my awesome member's show that I did last night! ping.fm/M2gnN #
• 00:17 I have a PSA announcement to make! "Saki Tsunami" is NOW a member of The Drop Dead Darlings! Check these guys out! ping.fm/CXsrN #
• 00:47 This can be quite a busy day, especially if you believe that y... More for Aquarius twittascope.com/twittascope/?sign=11 #
• 01:59 Time for Freak Dance Fridays on undressjess.com! I'm wearing the awesome stuff @TwerkGirlDotCom (on twitter) sent me! ping.fm/iG09d #
• 02:15 Is anyone having trouble getting into the show? I have reason to believe you guys may be having issues... #
• 02:17 I'm restarting the laptop! I'll brb in chat so keep refreshing! #
• 02:21 Ok I restarted guys! The member chat on undressjess.com should be working fine now! Please let me know if it's still giving you trouble! #
• 02:31 Ok well I am gonna go on and do the show for the few that are able to get in chat but if you still can't get in... #
• 02:32 ...Please take a screen cap of what it is doing for you or how it's keeping you from getting in and email it to me at jess@undressjess.com ! #

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• 03:05 I'm doing a show on camwhores.com right now! Where the eff are you? ping.fm/P3LyC Come watch me! #
• 03:49 I'm doing private chats NOW! Want one? Hit me up on here: ping.fm/181ps #
• 04:32 I have to direct my attention to editing a movie update for undressjess.com now. WORK! BOO! #
• 07:35 I just cut the shit out of my finger and I am on blood thinners and was squirting everywhere and coconut oil seriously stopped the bleeding! #
• 11:51 It's all about you today and, fortunately, you can feel quite ... More for Aquarius twittascope.com/twittascope/?sign=11 #
• 17:10 Oh man! I didn't sleep well last night AT ALL! My cats were running around and trying to kill each other and totally kept me up all night! #
• 17:33 The comment function on facebook is not working well for me today. #
• 17:42 I just uploaded an exclusive HOT movie to RUDE: www.rude.com/UndressJess?myflix #
• 17:51 "@glgllg @undressjess ur rude.com pics u have a big butt. lose some extra weight." RT Well isn't that nice! #
• 19:58 WEIRD! My grandma just brought me spaghetti with added CREAM CHEESE! Remember when I dreamed about that the other day? Deja vu! #
• 20:13 OMG! Tarina Tarantino has a fucking make-up line now. Shoot me before I buy up the entire thing! ping.fm/VaRh2 #
• 21:42 Vote! Vote! Vote! (for Undress Jess in the "Miss FreeOnes" contest!) ping.fm/h8E0z #
• 21:50 I am looking for a new area rug UNDER $800. I have been looking here: ping.fm/MTylA Any other site suggestions? Ikea is OUT. #
• 21:55 I have hated every single person in this universe tha t I have ever loved in any type of way. And vice versa. #
• 00:33 I had no idea I had been napping for so long! I think I was dreaming I was actually awake. #
• 01:25 I love it when my dog twitches in his sleep. He is the cutest baby boy I know! He's the best in the you-knee-verse! #
• 01:41 All the damned rugs I like are nearly $2000! I must have expensive tastes... ping.fm/gaQBD #

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• 04:10 I just got back from "Avatar" and Dawn called me and wants me to come out to 7-11 (the bar) to meet her since she just got back in town! #
• 04:40 Well I called Dawn & told her I was taking a cab to meet her & her phone died. THEN I remembered that I totally lost my ID on New Years. #
• 04:43 ping.fm/DmUK2 I'd stick it. #
• 06:13 Well a certain "Michael" was supposed to call me back to maybe hang out tonight but totally stood me up! I will cut him. #
• 06:23 Who is Miley Cyrus' mom in real life (i.e. not on "Hannah Montana")? Does anyone hav e a picture of her? #
• 06:50 I just uploaded an exclusive HOT PIC gallery to RUDE: www.rude.com/UndressJess?mypix #
• 06:51 My birthday is in less than a month! Want to get me something? I could really use a external hard drive! ping.fm/BTUhZ :) #
• 07:29 I almost forgot to remind you guys to vote for me in the Miss FreeOnes contest TODAY! Remember to vote DAILY! ping.fm/24Bbl ;) #
• 08:32 OMG! They are doing a porn spoof of The Big Lebowski! ping.fm/CvYkG I have been waiting for this my whole life. .. #
• 09:20 Um... TALENT! ping.fm/jPKh5 #
• 10:22 Sleep time! Nighty! (Tomorrow I have to see my shrink, so I have to make myself go to bed NOW!) #
• 22:29 Damn it! I forgot to pick up more guacamole from the co-op! #
• 22:34 These jeans are totally hot... Should I buy a pair? ping.fm/2AVzu #
• 23:04 Has something exploded? Like maybe the sewage plant? Cause it smells insane and it's NOT just downtown. It's ALSO on the east side as well! #< /li>
• 23:30 I'm hungry soooo I'm gonna make a smoothie and settle down to some DVRed "Charmed". Ahhh, the life! #
• 00:21 You know what's funny? I went to the weave/hair/Asian/beauty supply store today & they totally had pregnancy tests up at the front counter. #
• 01:32 I fucking hate "lol". #
• 01:44 I want a fancy rug cause the one I have now SUCKS. I like this one... ping.fm/nvOEp #
• 01:48 I haz a fan!!1! :D Her name iz: @Pamelduh Follow her! #
• 02:04 Time for tonight's Sexy Bath Time Member's Sh ow on undressjess.com! I need you to wash my hair for me please, I has a headache:( #

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• 04:27 I'm gonna work on installing the drivers for my webcams on a different PC now so I can get those spy cams back up! #
• 04:34 Have you guys voted for me on the "Miss FreeOnes" yet today!? ping.fm/54uY8 Tell your friends to vote as well! #
• 04:58 Spycams are back up! :) However I would really like to get that HP that died fixed so I can at least get the old archives off of it! #
• 07:18 I just put a new "shakinit" video up! Go check out the teaser! I'm dancing to fucking 2Pac! (Awesome!) ping.fm/VBSlt #
• 08:33 My latest &quo t;shakinit" video is up in my clip store now! You can download it as an individual clip now! ping.fm/czmQt #
• 09:35 Time for bed! I have much much MUCH more to accomplish tomorrow if I can get the sleep monster to stay away! #
• 11:45 You may be sitting on the edge of your chair today because the... More for Aquarius twittascope.com/twittascope/?sign=11 #
• 19:19 V-Day is coming! Send me some Valentine threads to keep this single bitch warm on this super lonely night! ping.fm/0ZRWz ;) #
• 20:12 Holy shit! I might actually get to see "Avatar" tonight! Sweet! #
• 20:18 How long does "Avatar" run? I think to see it I am going to have to change my member's show time tonight! :( #
• 20:26 Boo! Camz won't let me reschedule my show cause it would be within 24 hours of my next show on there & I already canceled tonight's:( #
• 20:26 So sorry guys there will be no show on undressjess.com tonight... But the good news is that I FINALLY GET TO SEE "AVATAR"! :( & :) #
• 21:05 I just had fun watching @MoxxieMaddron do a member's show via my site undressjess.com! Dude, she is HOT! Time to watch "Charmed"! :) #
• 21:42 Booo! I thought I was gonna get dinner AND a movie. But dinner is not included, so I need to make my own. :( What should I eat? #

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• 04:03 Everyone get your butts over to undressjess.com for Sunday Night True or Dare Trivia! Come play with us! ping.fm/d9vwW #
• 05:13 I just got some pretty lame news and now I am sad:( Come chat with me and cheer me up! ping.fm/SMh8e #
• 05:50 I am feeling better now after doing 2 awesome private shows for 2 very sweet gentlemen. Is it your turn now? ping.fm/6Kw1u ;) #
• 06:04 I'm done doing shows for the night at least on webcamclub but if you wanna hit me up on yahoo, you know where to go! ping.fm/y42N7 #
• 06:07 Don't forget to vote for me in the Miss FreeOnes contest DAILY! ping.fm/7rb3l Thanks guys! #
• 06:15 My fucking computer still won't work. It's say thing that a boot file is missing/corrupted & I don't have a set up disk to repair it with! #
• 06:51 I have a shit ton of stuff to get done this week. I need to plan some type of birthday party for myself, any suggestions on that? #
• 11:38 You might feel as if you have been granted a reprieve. You hav... More for Aquarius twittascope.com/twittascope/?sign=11 #
• 17:59 I just wo ke up, but I'm still a major sleepy head. I'm thinking about making myself a sweet little smoothie to start my day! #
• 18:41 I was just trolling OkCupid for a new love when I realized how pitiful that made me seem. I just need to get out of the house more. #
• 19:57 I wonder if Christine is at work? I want some more guacamole! And salsa... If the co-op has salsa. #
• 21:03 I meant *ALREADY. Sue me. #
• 21:03 I'm so lame. I need another nap... ALL READY! I didn't make it to the co-op either. When my grandma comes over, she drives me NUTS. #
• 02:05 There has to be a rem edy to sleeping this much. They say it's the blood thinners but this can't keep happening. #

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• 03:23 I feel funny. I'm gonna take a break from filling out forms and doing work and take a relaxing bath instead. I hope it settles my stomach! #
• 04:36 Please don't forget to take the time to vote for me in the Miss FreeOnes contest tonight! :) ping.fm/mkii8 #
• 05:05 It's 11pm now. If I'm gonna go out I better piss now or get the fuck off the pot... Or something. #
• 11:37 Bountiful Jupiter was in your sign last year, encouraging you ... More for Aquarius twittascope.com/twittascope/?sign=11 #
• 20:48 For the life of me, I can't get one of my spy cam computers to turn on at all! This is the one that runs 10 of the cams... Boo! #
• 22:44 My birthday is in exactly ONE MONTH today! Are you excited? Then send me a gift to make me smile! ping.fm/uQOPW :) #
• 00:07 The secret meeting has now been adjourned! It's still a secret though! #
• 00:13 The best teacher I ever had. ping.fm/vtHN5 #
• 00:19 Check out my new "certified babe" page! There are sexy pics! ping.fm/hnQL7 #
• 01:06 I hav e a member's only show on undressjess.com at 10pm, I think I may have a nap until then! #

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• 03:04 I'm about to make some noodles in my undies! What kind should I make? ping.fm/r1GPx #
• 03:23 I put this hemp oil I got from the co-op in my noodles and damn that shit is TASTY! ping.fm/8tFjj #
• 05:11 I need a weave that will make my hair look like this... ping.fm/kuvkS #
• 05:48 Please make sure you guys have voted for me in the Miss FreeOnes contest today! ping.fm/QYgCc :) #
• 06:12 Leslie is on JTV! Go tell her "Hi!" and that "Jessica sent you!" :) ping.fm/Os17N #
• 06:23 I'm on JTV now too broadcasting! Come hang out with me! I need a new mod to wrangle the idiots on here tonight! ping.fm/moxbF #
• 07:46 Well JTV was fun tonight! I think I am gonna go to bed early tonight. My head hurts and I don't want to deal with anything else. #
• 08:52 My birthday is in just ONE MONTH! Make it an awesome one and send me some neat gifts! ping.fm/OuspC #
• 11:32 It's normally easier for you to be logical than emotional, but... More for Aquarius twittascop e.com/twittascope/?sign=11 #
• 21:55 I have pumpkin ice cream! And it rules! #
• 22:46 I just remembered! I have a super secret meeting I have to attend tomorrow! I should wash my hair tonight for this... #
• 23:13 I'm totally not supposed to be eating guacamole but it's so damned good! This is why my blood is always thick:( #
• 23:32 I have seriously conflicting feelings about taking my psychiatric medication. What do YOU think? #
• 00:02 The UndressJess word of the day is "escapist"! Use it in a sentence please! #UJWOTD :) #
• 01:05 The quote, "Destiny is a fickle bitch", is from what? Googling is cheating! :D #
• 01:10 Leslie is on JTV! Come and chat with us! ping.fm/Xey3v #
• 02:18 Is anyone going out tonight? Not that I should, but I might anyways. #
• 02:23 Valentine's Day is coming! Will you be my special Valentine? ;) ping.fm/xjhpH #
• 02:47 Does anyone know who the owner of ping.fm/6Kq8U is? I just signed up but I am not sure that my info went through & I want to check! #

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• 04:05 I'm live in tonight's Thursday's Strip Tease Special Show on undressjess.com! Come check out my festive outfit! ping.fm/6PzCz #
• 05:19 Does anyone want to get a drink? I am thirsty for some alcohol and no one is answering my calls:( #
• 05:54 Alright no one wants to go with me, so I'm going alone! To the PeepHole I go! #
• 11:37 A Solar Eclipse in your karmic 12th House could stir up issues... More for Aquarius twittascope.com/twittascope/?sign=11 #
• 17:29 Oh dear God. I have no idea whose house I just escaped from. I am an alcoholic. #
• 18:20 I'm going back to bed! Nighty! #
• 23:09 My face is swollen! It hurts. I'm never drinking again. (That's a lie, obviously.) #
• 00:51 This video is fucking amazing! Is her hair real? I mean OMG! ping.fm/BX3SZ #
• 02:04 Freak Dance Friday have now begun on undressjess.com! First I am snacking though! Come hang! ping.fm/ZmsM2 #

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• 03:16 I'm doing half priced privates right now! You could just chill and chat with me for free though:) ping.fm/cvkqc #
• 04:22 I totally almost busted my ass (on ice) just a few minutes ago while out walking the dog! :( #
• 05:19 See my HOT new premium movie I just uploaded: www.rude.com/UndressJess?myflix #
• 06:17 I am trying to think of some music to use for my newest shakinit video, what should I use? Suggestions anyone? #
• 06:51 It's been FOREVER but here is a brand new shakinit video of me stripping out of the threads @buckna kedmedia sent me! ping.fm/JKGtU #
• 06:58 My newest shakinit video is also available for individual download (without a membership!) here: ping.fm/BKezf Enjoy! #
• 07:36 I'm just gonna color my hair tomorrow. I'm too tired to do anything else tonight. I'm gonna walk Jeb one more time & then hit the sheets! #
• 08:24 Help me keep my New Years resolution to get healthy and get me something for my birthday that will encourage me! ping.fm/oj4LQ #
• 11:33 It truly feels like the end of the road, and in some sense it ... More for Aquarius twittascope.com/twittascope/?sign=11 #
• 15:14 I just woke up from one of the best night's of sleep that I have had in FOREVER! That seriously ruled. #
• 15:52 Why is it that as soon as I actually WANT to workout, I can't find my fucking other sneaker? That's bull snot. #
• 19:25 I made it through 30 minutes on the elliptical today! I am so surprised I actually had the energy and will to do that! I fucking rule... #
• 19:42 I have to go run stupid stupid STUPID errands now. A blood check and a appointment with my dumb ass speech therapist. This sucks. I'm busy! #
• 22:25 HELL YEAH! I have always had a very DEEP appreciation for Philadelphia rolls. YUM! #
• 22:30 I hate having to running errands in the middle of the day because it wears me out in more ways that one. And now all I want to do is nap! #
• 23:08 I am gonna lay down and nap for an hour! Lately I have needed so much rest. I blame it on my brain still healing from the stroke. Maybe? #
• 02:28 I got 3 belly rings in the mail from my wishlist today! No more bare belly for me! :) ping.fm/HHext #
• 02:34 Please take the time to vote for me daily in the Miss FreeOnes contest! Have you vo ted today? :) ping.fm/ZI6si #

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• 06:53 Attack of the bloody puss has struck again! #
• 07:13 Bloody vah-jinga situation averted, dog walked and now back to bed for little ole' me! Sweet. #
• 07:23 Add me on facebook guys! If you aren't already a friend of mine on there:) ping.fm/O8cam #
• 09:05 Seriously? ping.fm/NI2tW #
• 09:07 I just found out that my favorite teacher from high school died of cancer. He was the biggest influence on me in the most positive way. #
• 09:08 R.I.P. Mr. Harris! You were an a wesome man and will be missed by many. #
• 17:34 I'm up! And guess what? I fucking DVRed Charmed! Yeah I fucking rule... #
• 18:53 I added some Valentines Day lingerie to my wishlist! ping.fm/G7diK This will be my first V-day SINGLE ever:( #
• 19:49 I'm walking to the co-op! I am gonna get some fresh ground coffee for the first time ever! #
• 21:14 I just got back from the co-op! I even bought some hemp oil for my skin! I feel like a regular ole' cornflake girl. Sweet niblets! #
• 21:39 I am feeling shitty and thus I made a short little blog post about it. Go check it out and send me some love! ping.fm/GgXGE #
• 00:39 I'm gonna nap for a bit and then get up and get ready for my member's show on undressjess.com at 8pm CST! :) #
• 01:01 It won't do you much good to try to hide your intentions from ... More for Aquarius twittascope.com/twittascope/?sign=11 #
• 02:00 It's time for a sexy bath time ride with UndressJess! Come join the show! ping.fm/R4YZk #

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I have the blahs.

I am being really stupid right now. I am being extremely negative and dwelling on a handful of bullshit situations that I cannot control. I really wish I could stop doing this because it's destroying my life. The more I concentrate on what is going wrong (or has WENT wrong) the more bad luck I acquire for myself.

I need to realize how lucky I have been this past year! I can't keep thinking about the inevitable shittyness of life (in general) and instead I need to know how much good I have accomplished in life (in general). Sometimes it's just easier to see the glass half empty I suppose.

I need to clean up my thinking and set some yearly goals tonight. I need to manage my time better and stop feeling bad for myself. I am going to start this RIGHT NOW.

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• 03:53 You could be quite convincing today as you dazzle others with ... More for Aquarius twittascope.com/twittascope/?sign=11 #
• 04:22 I just went over & saw Kelley & they got the pieces of the hat out of her eyes but they are still all cut up and gonna take awhile to heal:( #
• 04:41 Please vote for me daily in the Miss FreeOnes contest! ping.fm/InS5Y Thanks guys! #
• 10:32 I was trying to sleep until 6am but I made it to 4am instead. I'll just get to work now & try to last until midnight tonight! Can I do it? #
• 11:0 3 See my HOT new premium PIC gallery I just uploaded: www.rude.com/UndressJess?mypix #
• 11:04 I'm so glad rude.com FINALLY has a twitter app! So now every time I update my pics and vids on undressjess.com it will post to twitter! Yay! #
• 11:33 Check out my SEXY new exclusive PIC gallery on RUDE: www.rude.com/UndressJess?mypix #
• 11:36 It's difficult for you to acknowledge your limitations today b... More for Aquarius twittascope.com/twittascope/?sign=11 #
• 11:54 Charmed is gonna be on in 8 minutes! (Fuck yeah!) I better make me some breakfast now! Oatmeal or cream of wheat? #
• 12:01 I messed up! Fucking Charmed doesn't come on for another hour. I'm pissed:( #
• 12:32 I'm watching an episode of Charmed on Hulu instead! There are only like 6 on there though sadly:( #
• 13:41 I have a therapist appointment today. I am gonna come up with my top 10 New Years resolutions with her and then post them later! #
• 14:39 I better remember to pick up some hair color today so I can tackle these crazy ass dark roots! I also need to start sewing my new clip-ins! #
• 15:02 Negativity is bringing me down and making me tired. I will start thinking positively NOW. :D #
• 16:10 I was gonna go to the co-op but I don't have one pair of jeans clean that actually fit. I feel depressed and defeated. #
• 16:46 When I get upset I get this horrible tired feeling and I just want to pass out and not deal with the issue that's upsetting me. Nap time! #
• 22:54 I have bled out at least a gallon of blood through my vagina in the last few days. I'm HURT. #
• 22:57 I got some wishlist items in the mail today! A book, coconut oil, coconut oil gel tabs, 3 bottles of organic body lotion & an SD card! #
• 23:06 My therapist cursed at me today for feeling embarrassed about my very honest and real emotions. I love her. #
• 23:36 Oh! I forgot to update that Kelley can now see this morning! She is still super sensitive to light but she can finally see which is AWESOME! #
• 01:12 I did something for a friend that I can be proud of today! I really hope my efforts will help. #
• 01:16 OMG!!! THE ROSANNE HOUSE HAS A FACEBOOK PAGE!! ping.fm/B00Y5 (Like!) #
• 01:54 Please vote for me TODAY for the Miss FreeOnes contest! Thanks guys! :) ping.fm/3lD91< /a> #
• 02:03 I want to have a huge ass life celebration for my birthday next month. I am so happy to still be alive after last year! What should I do? #
• 02:10 The UndressJess word of the day is "robust"! Use it in a sentence please! :) #UJWOTD #

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• 03:49 When you scratch the inside of your ear does it ever trigger you to cough? It does that to me ALL THE TIME! #
• 03:53 In 9 minutes (at 10pm CST!) my Sunday night Truth or Dare Trivia show on undressjess.com will begin! Get your seats to the show NOW! #
• 04:03 Ok guy I am sitting in chat right now and chillin' getting ready to play the game! Come on in! ping.fm/Or2JR :) #
• 05:15 Buy me this mineral foundation to match my new pale skin and get a month pass to undressjess.com! ping.fm/iBwvN #
• 05:26 And I am doing full service shows here! ping.fm/BoXvY But only until 12am CST! ;) #
• 05:27 I am doing half priced shows here! ping.fm/aRMph #
• 06:46 I wish I had someone to take me to Wal-Mart to pick up some hair color. These roots are fucking killing me. #
• 06:52 I was going to 'cast on JTV but I haven't gotten the chat on there to work all day:( Never mind! #
• 06:54 I'm staying up all of tonight and all of tomorrow to get my sleep schedule back on track. I better not fail! Plus "Charmed" comes on at 7am! #
• 08:13 Where the fuck is my drivers license???!? This is SOOOO not good. #
• 08:47 I'm watching "Good Hair" and editing photos. Already this movie is amazing. Have you seen it? #
• 10:22 That movie was FUCKING AMAZING. #
• 10:45 Haha! I am watching Zombie Land and they say your brain swells when you turn into a zombie. Maybe that's what happened to me? #
• 12:01 Remember kiddies! My birthday is in ONE MONTH! :D ping.fm/35GPH #
• 12:58 ONG! Charmed is coming on in like 3 minutes! WHOOT! I made it! #
• 13:57 Hurry up coffee! I'm fading fast! :( #
• 14:10 Yay! Another episode of Charmed! #
• 15:32 Ack! I knew my vagina was dripping for some strange reason and I was horny out of no where... I started my freaking period! #
• 15:42 I just saw Kelley. I am so worried about her, she still can't really open her eyes from the accident. She is going to see another Dr. NOW! #
• 15:44 Is ping.fm not working? My last 2 updates are NOT posted. That pisses me off! #
• 16:28 Having your period on blood thinners is like the most insane experience. I am sq uirting blood EVERYWHERE. It's like my vahjinga got stabbed. #
• 16:44 Maybe I could take just a mini nap? And get up like in an hour? I am also considering dying my hair back to it's natural color... blackish. #
• 16:47 Whoohoo! The "Wonder Hangers" I bought with the Amazon gift certificate I found in my email the other day just got here! :) #
• 16:55 I want to marry a "Dan Conner" of the world. Do they still exist? #
• 18:15 I'm gonna take an hour nap and recharge. If I sleep longer than that you have my permission to shoot me. #
• 19:23 I'm awake. I d idn't even really get any sleep. I'm still thinking about coloring my hair it's natural color. #
• 19:34 I am making small bits of progress on these photos. When you think of how I have gotten no sleep this seems more like an accomplishment. #
• 19:40 I'm unstable today and it makes me want to cut off my ugly crinkle face. Please forgive me for being insane. #
• 02:51 I just woke up. I failed. #

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• 04:02 I'm gonna lay down on the couch with Jeb and take a little nap then get up and edit those photos! ping.fm/dAqyp #
• 07:20 Wow! How did my nap make it to 1am? That's crazy! ping.fm/eNscs #
• 08:48 I has a feeling I am not gonna get to those photos tonight. I may just go back to bed and try to get up at a decent time and do it then? #
• 10:31 ping.fm/zjsv0 'Nuff said! #
• 10:33 Franken-Mullet! ping.fm/wvGAb #
• 10:38 HOT! ping.fm/aP0LO #
• 10:44 Hahahahaha! OMG AWESOME! ping.fm/X5VM3 #
• 10:46 It's true... ping.fm/eXqNe #
• 10:53 Again... TRUE. ping.fm/MSKJ6 #
• 11:38 My birthday is coming next month home slices! Make me a girl that's happy to still be alive! ping.fm/4Q8Wi #
• 22:10 The next door neighbor Knox just told me that him Jeff & Kelley just had a car accident! I think everyone is OK but I am about to call her! #
• 22:20 I called them & no one picked up but as soon as I hear from them I'll update again. I am pretty sure they are OK though from what Knox said! #
• 22:44 If I owned this wrapping paper I would never be able to bring myself to actually use it. It's too amazing! ping.fm/JSbVY #
• 23:27 The Chinese food is on it's way! YAY! #
• 23:36 Make sure you guys continue to vote for me on the Miss FreeOnes Contest! ping.fm/LceJK :) Thanks dudes! #
• 01:10 Gah! I tried the "fa ir" e.l.f. mineral foundation again today and I look like a freaking Indian. In the package it looks so WHITE! #

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• 03:04 I am doing 1/2 priced shows here! ping.fm/d2Dzm And full service shows here! ping.fm/KGpXI #
• 03:06 I need to cum today so I want you to help me out by taking me private for a hot live cam show at PrivateCamZ.com bit.ly/2OrVah #
• 03:59 I am considering going out tonight but I am not sure. I used to go out by myself all the time but it feels like unladylike to do that now... #
• 09:46 Sometimes I put myself in situations like you but I am not as strong. #
• 11:30 Others demand a lot of you today and you might t hink they are ... More for Aquarius twittascope.com/twittascope/?sign=11 #
• 11:45 Oh wow. I just vomited. Awesome. #
• 12:24 I'm good now. Nighty ya'll! #
• 21:49 My eyes-lips-face crap is here! I am on the floor playing with it all now! #
• 22:50 Please vote for me in the Miss free Ones contest and I will love you LONG TIME! ping.fm/i18wv #
• 00:23 The e.l.f. mineral foundation is WAY TOO DARK in it's palest color that they offer! It looks way orange on me and I am not even that pale! #
• 00:54 I bet you I'm gonna fall in love with someone new this year! And when I do I am gonna force them to sniff my crack for fun every night. #
• 01:35 Are they watching sports/having a party upstairs I wonder? Bitch next time I wanna be invited! Bailey I am gonna eat your face! #
• 01:37 I'm gonna keep my justin.tv on for the night. So you can watch me lay around and edit photos in a little while... ping.fm/dzrJy #
• 02:04 Watching 'moxietarte' on @justintv justin.tv/s/01/8WCXMH0/moxietarte #
• 02:04 lets see #moxietarte ~ Come watch and chat with me! justin.tv/s/04/8WCXMH0/moxietarte #
• 02:09 Hmm #moxietarte ~ Come watch and chat with me! justin.tv/s/04/8WCXMH0/moxietarte #
• 02:15 My butt cheeks hurt from sitting in this bar stool:( I should move to the couch I think... ping.fm/r0lIK #

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• 03:23 I just got all the spy cams set back up! Also I posted a members only blog post! Please go read it homies! ping.fm/fU4vt #
• 04:19 This is the test video I shot with my new camcorder in 1080p HD! ping.fm/B6RsN #
• 08:16 I am FINALLY getting to all of the email got when I was in the hospital and couldn't read! You guys are so sweet! Thank you to everyone! #
• 08:44 Hahahahaha! This belly ring with the green pubic hair dye! ping.fm/rIsrc #
• 09:32 Dude check out this really FREAKY (yet HIGHLY intriguing) email that I received the DAY after my stroke in October! ping.fm/xaVkC #
• 10:26 I'm down to 395 unanswered emails! Yay! I hope to get down to 200 by tomorrow night! Time to walk Jeb, paint my nails and go to bed! Nighty! #
• 10:29 What is up with these high fructose corn syrup commercials? THAT'S THE WHITE MAN'S POISON! I saw it on The Boondocks! #
• 11:23 My new camera is awesome but only records 23 seconds of video:( I need one of these SD cards! ping.fm/FOhmW #
• 11:39 You could have a stroke of brilliance today that inspires you ... More for Aquarius twittascope.com/twittascope/?sign=11 #
• 11:53 Nails are dry! Time for bed! Nighty my little love nuggets! #
• 13:05 I can never sleep when I am fucking supposed to... But at least Charmed is on! Sweet! #
• 23:10 I'm finally awake and warming up some left over pizza from the other day. I had to break out the sleepy time blind fold! #
• 23:22 The computer running my rude cams and 3 of my streaming cams crash while I was sleeping! I am setting it back up now! #
• 00:46 This is my song of the night! ping.fm/Bn8CS #
• 01:57 OMG Shoot me. A Korn song mashed up with "Hot in Here" came on last.fm and I know all the fucking words. WOW. #
• 02:03 I'm live in tonight's show on undressjess.com and it's the very first Freak Dance Friday! Yay! Booty! ping.fm/waG1W #

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• 03:05 I'm naked on webcam right now! Want a show? Yes you do! ping.fm/OJrzY ping.fm/RDMFi #
• 03:12 Also I am doing old fashioned cam shows via YAHOO! Check out my rates and stuff here: ping.fm/mM5WM #
• 03:23 Did you know ALL of my private shows through ping.fm/NPQb5 are half price for all current members of undressjess.com? #
• 03:50 Do people ever really meet people on like dating sites like eharmony or match.com? Or is that totally bullshit? #
• 03:50 I'm on my free cam now! Come hang out and chat with me! ping.fm/cGzmh #
• 04:10 I'm considering ordering a pizza... What do you think? #
• 04:37 I ordered meat lovers pizza! I'm craving MEAT! ;) Hehe, that sounds dirty. #
• 04:51 WTF. ping.fm/XhjEF #
• 05:44 Oh now this just screams "sexy"! ping.fm/C4Vr9 #
• 07:56 WTF is happening here? ping.fm/F3j2N #
• 08:26 ping.fm/iKwvR For that Willie Wonka fetish... Huge blueberry anyone? #
• 09:04 I shit diamonds... ping.fm/AsmS5 Obviously is the message... #
• 09:42 Jeb (my dog) and I just ran out in the snow and frolicked around for a bit. It wasn't SO bad! :) #
• 10:23 Did you realize my BIRTHDAY is in a month from now? What should I do? I am thinking of having some type of party! ping.fm/C7yby #
• 10:34 Can anyone find me a rug that's kind of like this but less than around $500? ping.fm/FqAf4 #
• 11:40 Your dreams continue to be very active now, whether you rememb... More for Aquarius twittascope.com/twittascope/?sign=11 #
• 20:29 I'm going back to trying to catch up with my emails today I am back up at 900 now. I want to get down to 200 by sleepy time tonight! #
• 21:07 This is extremely disturbing and so open that we could all be going to JAIL! ping.fm/H2MEH Ack! #
• 21:21 I'm sooooo hungry! I don't wanna eat because I am waiting for my grandma to deliver me some chicken strips and she is taking FOREVER! #
• 21:41 I j ust realized that a really sweet guy sent me an amazon gift card via email when I was in the hospital in Oct. and couldn't read! Awe! :) #
• 22:00 Food is here! And I am down to 630 emails! Whoot! Making progress! #
• 22:27 Please vote for me to win this awesome contest! The prize is $10,000! ping.fm/dq9jb #
• 22:32 I got wishlist items today! Someone got me a sub to Cosmo & I got my first issue as well as a video cam & lastly a set of letter magnets! #
• 00:34 I'm still at 630 emails but if I read another one in the next 3 hours I will shoot myself in the head. NAP TIME! ;) #
• 00:38 I need a new memory card for my new camera! HALP! ping.fm/zMU6O XD!!!1! #
• 02:33 I just ate the best 2 tacos known to man! I am restarting the rude cams guys! They will be back up in a minute! #

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• 03:58 It's SHOW TIME (in 3D!) on undressjess.com RIGHT NOW! So come on in and get you a taste of that juicy booty! ;) ping.fm/Ozn9y #
• 05:39 What the fuck is the point of the Bad Girls Club? This shit used to be my daily life. Actually all this is doing is making me want to drink. #
• 05:48 Does anyone want to go get a drink? I just called my one only friend to see if he wanted to and he didn't pick up! :( #
• 06:29 My friend called back! I'm not gonna make it to the 600 emails today... but my brain is jelly anyways from answering at least 400! #
• 11:41 Someone isn't playing fairly now and there's not much you can ... More for Aquarius twittascope.com/twittascope/?sign=11 #
• 21:14 Well that was a classy night! #
• 21:25 I need to stop drinking... AGAIN. I has a drinking problem:( #
• 23:54 You guys should vote for me in the Miss Free Ones contest! I am waaaay behind! ping.fm/HRsDu #
• 00:33 OMG! I need Wonder Hangers! ping.fm/iIxcR #
• 00:44 I am restarting my computers that run my spy cams so that's why they are all down ri ght now, they'll be back up probably after the show! :) #
• 00:56 Oh great... My belly ring must have fallen out last night and that was my last one! God damn it! #
• 00:57 Noly opelep atht anc ucfk ylrael gdoo cna erad wtah thsi gesmeas syas. #
• 01:09 Look at my last update again guys! I'm ok! Haha, my friend was worried about me! #
• 01:48 Grease is on VH1 and I cry at Beauty School Drop-Out everytime! It's awesome! #
• 02:00 I'm going live in tonight's bath time show on undressjess.com! I sooo need to wash my hair! Help? ;) #

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• 04:06 I fucking love that show Jersey Show! Anyone who says it sucks, sucks themselves. #
• 04:32 I want to put together a dance crew and go on America's Next Dance Crew or whatever that show is called... That would rule! :) #
• 05:09 I'm making garlic noodles with cheese, broccoli and white corn:) Yum! I'll have a bunch left over for tomorrow too! #
• 05:24 What's the best way to meet new people that are NOT alcoholics (for the most part)? #
• 05:33 Why does everyone have a perm in the oldest episodes of Rosanne? They are hideous! #
• 06:27< /em> I get to see my therapist tomorrow. This is a very much needed event. So I better go to sleep soon! #
• 06:36 Are my lights flickering in my kitchen or is it my imagination? I swear I have seen them turn off and on twice now... #
• 07:06 I was going to bed but this Saving Grace show looks pretty awesome... I want to watch it! I'll walk Jeb and then get comfy on the couch! #
• 07:07 Dude the fucking kitchen light just turned off and on again... Maybe the bulb is loose? #
• 07:36 I really really really need a new living room rug. Where can I get a cheap one? I looked on Ikea but they won't ship... #
• 12:00 Following your intuition is normally a good idea, but today yo... More for Aquarius twittascope.com/twittascope/?sign=11 #
• 17:29 Christ! I just woke up and it's fucking FREEZING in here! I can't handle this... #
• 18:13 I'm attempting to catch up on my 1200 unread emails today while hopefully getting up some new vids on undressjess.com and my shakinit page! #
• 18:29 Dude! My eyes-lips-face order has shipped ALREADY! I'm gonna make a youtube video talking about the products when I get them! #
• 18:37 My grandma totally brought me some broccoli cheese soup and a subway sammich! Whoot! #
• 19:06 I'm watching Wide Swap and this vegan lady is fucking insane. She got rid of her stove. I mean you have to have LIMITS man! #
• 19:46 I'm off to see my therapist! I'll be back later! #
• 21:32 I'm flipping sleepy and I just got home too from the therapist's office. I needs me a "recharge" button! #
• 22:09 You guys gotta see this about this little girl that was missing for 18 years and was found alive on Oprah! Turn it on now! #
• 23:49 I'm down from 1200 to 1000 unanswered emails! Go me! Now continuing... Wish me some lu ck! I need it. #
• 00:57 I want to have a fucking awesome birthday party this year... Any idea on how to do this best? My place is out. #
• 01:20 I'm now down to 900 emails! My goal is to get down to 600 unanswered emails by the time I go to bed tonight! #
• 01:28 Ha! I didn't even realize I was a contestant in this contest but you could vote for me here: ping.fm/j1iBA :) #
• 02:48 OMG! I'm down to 800 unanswered emails with only an hour & 15 minutes until tonight's 3d member show on undressjess.com! Will you be there? #

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• 03:49 My member's show is in 12 minutes! Are you guys ready for some Truth or Dare Trivia? :) ping.fm/6AmmY #
• 04:02 I'm going live on undressjess.com right now to play Truth or Dare with my members! I'm excited to see them! (Well in print, ha!) #
• 04:12 Doughboy sorry I accidentally banned you out of the room! Please sign in with another name:( Sorry! #
• 04:22 I had to restart my laptop guys to see if that was the problem with chat! I'll be back in there in a sec, KEEP REFRESHING! #
• 04:28 Doughboy! See if you can get back into chat now! Let me know if you can't and I will ema il the network! #
• 05:12 I'm glad my restart fixed chat magically! I'm taking shows right now here: ping.fm/1ggVU #
• 05:40 OMG! My dog peed on the floor for like the first time in FOREVER! I wonder why he did that!? #
• 05:57 I'm doing private shows still for the next hour! Get 'em while they're hot! www.xxxcambabes.com/undressjess #
• 07:04 Done doing shows tonight! Thanks for all the love you guys gave! I had some good ones tonight! #
• 08:02 I wonder if Muncheeze Pizza is open this late on a Sunday? Cause I am HONKREE! #
• 08:04 They aren't:( So sad! I'll just try to drink a bunch of water and call it a night! #
• 09:07 Why are all twins fundamentally attractive? #
• 11:52 Your perspective can change the direction of those around you,... More for Aquarius twittascope.com/twittascope/?sign=11 #
• 00:41 In the winter.. I straight up hibernate! #
• 01:18 The holy grail! ping.fm/kJM4U #
• 01:58 How do men shave their faces everyday and now get razor bumps? That's so weird! #
• 02:21 Hey members of undressjess.com! Please go read my latest MEMBERS ONLY blog post! Do it NOW! :) ping.fm/4tdfm #
• 02:41 This song is amazing! Watch how much energy the dancers have! ping.fm/jsblI #
• 02:55 I meant *NOT get razor bumps! I was half asleep when I typed that! #
• 02:58 I've been using that new suave smoothing conditioner and treatment and my hair feels so damn smooth (but not like, straight or anything)! #

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