Sunday, February 28, 2010

Are you stalking me?

  • 03:14 I'll give a FULL SHOW on cam4 once I get 1000 votes on my contest so please retweet! ping.fm/2J5wn #
  • 03:31 23 More votes and I'll get topless on Cam4! At 1000 votes I do a FULL FREE SHOW for EVERYONE! ping.fm/dXMTS Vote NOW! #
  • 03:38 I'm gonna go walk the dog but then I'm getting back on cam4 and continuing with my campaign! VOTE FOR MY TITTY TASSELS! ping.fm/BgOKU #
  • 03:53 ONLY 10 MORE VOTES until I get topless on Cam4! (After I eat this yummy sammich!) Vote now! ping.fm/BgOKU #
  • 04:05 "well faces are meant to be busted, and that face is looking for a fight"- Anitra Alexander #
  • 04:16 I'm back on cam4 and my friend is coming over too! I only need 3 more votes to get topless! 1000 for a full show! ping.fm/5t3cb #
  • 04:43 Vote for my awesome titty tassel twirling! Check it! ping.fm/rT44s DO IT NOW! #
  • 04:57 Get me to 1000 votes & I'll do a totally free full new show with the nasty on cam4! ping.fm/rT44s Enjoy the free booty shaking &VOTE! #
  • 05:52 I'm back on cam4 waiting for my 1000 votes ping.fm/rT44s so I can do a free show for everyone! www.cam4.com/jessundress VOTE GUYS! #
  • 06:13 Vote for me guys and when I get 1000 votes on my hot FREE booty shaking video I will give everyone a free xxx show! ping.fm/BgOKU :) #
  • 06:31 I'm catching up guys! We can make it to 1000 votes tonight! Check out that tassel twirling! ping.fm/rT44s :) #
  • 06:46 Please VOTE for me to win! Once I get to 1000 votes I will be performing a FREE SHOW for EVERYONE! ping.fm/hjbNZ #
  • 07:05 I have TONS of twitter friends I know I can rea ch 1000 votes and give you guys a free show on Cam4! VOTE NOW & RT! ping.fm/rT44s #
  • 07:19 Ever seen a web girl twirl nipple tassels? Well then you've never met me! Check out my video and VOTE for me to win! ping.fm/rT44s #
  • 07:35 Look at the tassel twirling and vote ping.fm/rT44s #
  • 07:37 Ok guys I'm gonna step up my game and do a free show if you guys get me 100 more votes NOW! :) ping.fm/csZxZ #
  • 07:37 Q:do u like being spanked while getting fucked from behind?... A:Oh fuck yes I do. formspring.me/UndressJess/q/240014989 #
  • 07:50 Free XXX SHOW in exchange for contest votes here! ping.fm/VtgnG Vote HERE! ping.fm/8twH3 #
  • 08:00 I'm doing a free show on Cam4 for anyone to watch in exchange for your votes here: ping.fm/1kjjw Vote! ping.fm/8twH3 #
  • 08:17 Don't you guys wanna see my free show! It's on now! ping.fm/6MXND VOTE 4 ME HERE! ping.fm/8twH3 #
  • 08:39 Help me get back in the lead in my co mpetition guys! ping.fm/8twH3 I'm gonna give everyone a free show at 1000 votes! #
  • 08:56 I'm almost caught up guys! Keep on voting & telling your friends to vote and let's get me up to my goal of 1000 votes! ping.fm/8twH3 #
  • 09:13 I'm almost caught up! YAY! Cum and vote me over the top and when I get to 1000 I'll give the world a free show! :) ping.fm/8twH3 #
  • 09:23 Hey guys! Please check out this FREE awesome booty shaking video and vote for me! Nothing to sign up for! Just VOTE! ping.fm/8twH3 #
  • 09:31 You may experience a financial windfall today or simply make m... More for Aquarius twittascope.com/twittascope/?sign=11 #
  • 09:40 Check out my sexy free video! I was almost caught up but I got behind again! :( ping.fm/8twH3 Please Vote Homies! Plz RT! #
  • 10:03 She's catching up guys! Vote me to 1000 votes and see a free show with HOT XXX STUFF! Vote! ping.fm/8twH3 #
  • 10:14 Im really almost caught up now guys! Get me 1000 votes on my sexy little video & everyone can have a free & NASTY show! ping.fm/8twH3 #
  • 10:18 You guys are doing fucking GREAT! I'm ahead now! Now lets get it up to 1000 votes and you get to see my dirty magic! ping.fm/8twH3 #
  • 10:24 Come on guys! We can do anything! Take my jiggly ass to the TOP! ping.fm/8twH3 I'll thank you with a free XXX show at 1000 votes! #
  • 10:40 Yay! Free naughty show for everyone at 1000 votes! Vote for my hot ass shaking video! ping.fm/8twH3 #
  • 10:48 You better vote now! At 1000 votes I'm gonna get frisky and you get to enjoy my sexy video! Vote! ping.fm/8twH3 #
  • 10:57 Alright guys I gotta go to sleep soon I have a fucking photo shoot in the morning so keep voting & keep retweeting! ping.fm/8twH3 :) #
  • 12:17 I have a fucking photo shoot in 6 hours and I'm still awake. Why does this always happen to me? Vote! ping.fm/8twH3 #
  • 12:39 Nighty everyone! Vote for my booty shaking tittie tassel twirly video! At 1000 votes everyone gets a free show! ping.fm/8twH3 #
  • 17:27 I've got to get ready for this fucking early ass photo shoot now... I want to fucking slit someones throat for making it this early! :) #
  • 17:29 Keep voting for my video! Because when we get to 1000 votes there will be a public thank you xxx show for everyone! ping.fm/CDLzc :) #
  • 19:59 Vote for my video please! ping.fm/2jdSE #
  • 20:23 Keep me in the lead ping.fm/8hapt #
  • 20:36 Remember 1000 votes gets ya'll a free XXX camshow ping.fm/oRRwO #
  • 20:50 VoteVoteVote ping.fm/sut97 #
  • 21:14 Vote boys n girls pretty please < a href="http://ping.fm/yrc5N">ping.fm/yrc5N #
  • 21:32 Keep them votes coming ya'll ping.fm/pEoUL #
  • 21:50 Checkout my newly learned tassel turning skill and vote ping.fm/DNBCK #
  • 22:22 Keep them votes coming ya'll thanks ping.fm/ecfOc #
  • 23:10 If ya haven't yet please vote ping.fm/VR0sH #
  • 23:32 Vote and enjoy my sexy video ping.fm/fMs6n #
  • 00:07 Help me get 1000 viotes ping.fm/OVknY #
  • 00:29 Help me with your votes guys ping.fm/PZ5mO #
  • 00:58 Still got time to vote ya'll ping.fm/qHSd4 #
  • 01:01 That girl is ahead of me again like 200 points! Please vote for me the contest is over in 5 hours! #
  • 01:11 If we don't reach 1000 votes but I still win you get a show! So fucking VOTE and RT! ping.fm/R74LO :) #
  • 01:15 You guys are so amazing! We are alm ost back in 1st place so keep clicking "vote"! www.undressjess.com/vote Have you? #
  • 01:24 Vote for me homies! I need to win this cause I rule! www.undressjess.com/vote #
  • 01:25 Vote for my hot ass stripping video that is totally free! I twirl nipple tassels! www.undressjess.com/vote #
  • 01:31 Vote for my jiggly ass! It rules and you can see a free video of it here! www.undressjess.com/vote #
  • 01:36 Come vote for the hottest ass clapping on the net and see a free video for doing so! You'll love it! www.undressjess.com/vote Click "vote"! #
  • 01:42 If I win you guys all get a free show! How awesome is that? So vote! www.undressjess.com/vote #
  • 01:50 Vote for me homies! I'm the awesomest ass shaker in the world! www.undressjess.com/vote #
  • 02:08 Vote for me and check out my hot stripping video! It's totally easy and free! www.undressjess.com/vote #
  • 02:31 Keep the votes coming homies ping.fm/Gtk4k #
  • 02:40 Vote for my %100 free video and tell your friends too as well! www.undressjess.com/vote Do it now! #
  • 02:48 Vote for my sexy booty stripping video! Everyone get's a free show if I will tonight! www.undressjess.com/vote #
  • 02:51 Everyone get's a free cam show tonight on cam4 if I win this dance contest so vote and tell your friends too! www.undressjess.com/vote #
  • 02:56 No need to sign up for shit! Just click vot and check out a hot free HD video! Even download it! VOTE! www.undressjess.com/vote #
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Posted by Jessa Lux (aka "UndressJess") at 7:03 PM 0 comments

Saturday, February 27, 2010

Are you stalking me?

  • 03:06 I'm in free chat! Come chill with the cam hostest with the mostest! ping.fm/DRNWK ;) #
  • 03:07 Q: ever fall off the bed during sex??? A: Hahahahaha! Yes I totally have. www.society.me/q/12343/view #
  • 03:20 I'm rocking out to some Sonic Youth and chilling on cam... Come join me! ping.fm/9u9fj #
  • 04:00 Bah! I still have to make that ShakinIt contest video and I need to curl my extensions and find some eyelash glue. I only have like 2 hrs! #
  • 04:11 Q: So what did you get arrested for? A: Some stuff:) www.society.me/q/12433/view #
  • 04:12 Q: why don't you respond on twitter? hmm? A: Did you direct message me on there? Cause if so I never eve www.society.me/q/12436/view #
  • 05:04 Ha! I have Jay making a sign for my shakinit contest video! He's an artist... No really he paints. #
  • 05:06 Q: nope, I didn't DM you...I @ you... do you check that part of twitter? A: Yep I do! Which one was it? www.society.me/q/12492/view #
  • 06:12 Guys get your voting fingers ready! The ShakinIt contest is about to beg in! :) #
  • 06:31 I just ordered a freaking HUGE salad with chicken and the small "herbivore" pizza from Muncheeze! @muncheezepizza Yum! I can't wait! #
  • 07:24 Damn it! Ping.fm is fucking up and not posting to facebook again. I'm gonna put the smack down! #
  • 07:29 I'm watching season 3 of The Trailer Park Boys. Adam finally brought it over tonight! I'm stoked. There are shit hawks everywhere! #
  • 08:08 Please vote for me in the shakinit V-Day contest! ping.fm/BgOKU :) It's a free sexy booty shaking video! #
  • 09:24 You aren' t to be trusted with an important decision today, esp... More for Aquarius twittascope.com/twittascope/?sign=11 #
  • 09:43 Watch me twirl my nipple tassels and clap my behind and vote for my super hot super free contest video! ping.fm/PDPRv #
  • 10:30 Q: Do you make good money doing your website? A: Yes I do pretty well but it really is a LOT of work. Pe www.society.me/q/12598/view #
  • 10:31 Q: my @ to you was: what do you do on Freaky Fridays?! I might just have to join ;~) A: Oh! It's more li www.society.me/q/12599/view #
  • 10:37 I'm about to go to bed homies! But don't forget to vote for my contest video and check out my tassel twirling! ping.fm/fjNdG Nighty! #
  • 19:26 I just woke up! My UTI has still not gone away and my doctors office never fucking called me back. This fucking sucks! #
  • 19:28 There are only 2 days to vote! Please enjoy the free booty shaking video and check out my awesome tassel twirling! ping.fm/h9DKC #
  • 19:37 Q:Do you have foot fetish stuff on your site? A:Yes! I even have a 24/7 foot spy cam right ... formspring.me/UndressJess/q/236674953 #
  • 19:38 Q:ever had a tongue in your sweet ass? A:Haha, yes I have. formspring.me/UndressJess/q/236676392 #
  • 19:38 Q:have you won or at least placed in every s... A:Yes :) Let's keep it up too! Vote for me... formspring.me/UndressJess/q/236679021 #
  • 19:39 Q: Kudos for living your life on your own terms :) A: Thanks homie! I really do appreciate that! www.society.me/q/12822/view #
  • 19:39 Q: What are your measurements? and how tall are you? :) A: 37-28-39.5 5'4" ;) www.society.me/q/12823/view #
  • 19:58 Q:Have you ever entered (or been to) a Wet t... A:Nope that is something I've never done but... formspring.me/UndressJess/q/236783822 #
  • 20:36 Oh fuck a duck! I forgot I have a photo shoot tomorrow morning. No party time for me tonight... #
  • 20:59 Some people lie about being open minded. They should cut that out! It's lame. #
  • 21:02 Please help me out and watch my super hot booty shaking video and vote for me to win! ping.fm/gnwmM #
  • 21:10 Q:Your body is so nice, and curvy. I have to ask ... A:They are soooo dark! Like black brown? formspring.me/UndressJess/q/237149846 #
  • 21:11 Q: Have you ever really really broken someone's heart? How did you help them? A: Yes and I wouldn't call www.society.me/q/12892/view #
  • 21:15 I'm waiting for my grandma to bring me dinner... She's bringing me shrimp pasta with alfredo sauce! :) #
  • 21:56 Yay, my fish dinner is here! Now go check out my amazing tassel twirling and vote for me to win! Or I'll cut you! ping.fm/rZZdO :) #
  • 22:52 Now I have to wait until Monday before I can call my doctor back to get meds for my stupid vah-jay-jay. (Hahaha it's a UTI!) #
  • 23:30 There will sadly not be a show on undressjess.com tonight due to my insane ass bladder infection! Please forgive me! :( #
  • 23:49 You wanna see me twirl boobie tassels and twerk my ass? HELL YEAH YOU DO! So go check this video and VOTE! ping.fm/FGAD4 Please RT! #
  • 23:54 Q:What colour are your nipples? A:Pink! I wish they were more brown though. formspring.me/UndressJess/q/237859771 #
    • 23:57 Q:are you bi? A:I don't like sexual orientation labels. But I will say I can fall in love w... formspring.me/UndressJess/q/237873775 #
  • 23:57 Q:sup supa star?!?!! since you said would like to marry me:) i thought i... A:Hahaha! Awesome! formspring.me/UndressJess/q/237875130 #
  • 23:58 Q:best gift you've Ever received? A:Probably the HP laptop I got off of my wishlist maybe 3 ... formspring.me/UndressJess/q/237880199 #
  • 00:01 Q:Why do you broadcast your life? A:It's something I have wanted to do my entire life! I lo... formspring.me/UndressJess/q/237896528 #
  • 00:05 Q:do you find life harder now or a bit bette... A:Some things are harder because it's harder... formspring.me/UndressJess/q/237919975 #
  • 00:06 Q:when are you bringing your sexy workouts back on j... A:Ha never. People are too rude there! formspring.me/UndressJess/q/237922727 #
  • 00:08 Q:Moving away from the others...What was you... A:It was this little one by Golden Books. I... formspring.me/UndressJess/q/237936571 #
  • 00:12 I wish I had straight hair so I could get a hip ass asymmetrical hair cut. Booo for curly hair! #
  • 01:05 How is this other girl all of a sudden getting ahead of me? I had 100 more votes than her an hour ago? Vote for me! ping.fm/J0UBe #
  • 01:43 How this girl is all of a sudden ahead of me! She was behind both me and another girl!? Help me beat her! Vote! ping.fm/BRw7K #
  • 02:00 Make sure your vote is counted! I am like 200 votes behind now! :( Peep my hot stripping video and VOTE! ping.fm/g63T0 #
  • 02:05 See me live on C amTweet right now! camtweet.com/s/db84dcb #
  • 02:05 See me live on CamTweet right now! camtweet.com/s/c57b97c #
  • 02:08 Does anyone have any good ideas on how to get more votes for my contest? How is this other girl getting them? ping.fm/kTPZd #
  • 02:23 I'll do a FREE SHOW if I get to 1000 votes tonight! ping.fm/ht4vY I'm on Cam4! ping.fm/Y9HXH #
  • 02:37 I'll do a FREE XXX SHOW if I get to 1000 votes tonight! ping.fm/ht4vY I'm on Ca m4 FOR FREE NOW! ping.fm/Y9HXH #
  • 02:45 Vote for me in this contest and see a free show later LIVE on cam4 when I reach 1000 votes!!! ping.fm/ht4vY #
  • 02:59 I'm just needed 45 more votes before I get topless on cam4! VOTE NOW! ping.fm/ht4vY #
My daily tweets can be followed in real time @ www.twitter.com/undressjess :)
Posted by Jessa Lux (aka "UndressJess") at 7:02 PM 0 comments

Vote For My New Contest Video!

Check out my awesome new contest video and let me know what you think!

I even spin tassels with my boobies and clap my ass in this video!

I just learned the tassel turning trick and I couldn't wait to show it off!

It's a totally free video and there is nothing to sign up for! You just have to click "vote"!

http://contest.shakinit.com/bc16_undressjess.html

Thanks lovers! I appreciate the help! :)
Posted by Jessa Lux (aka "UndressJess") at 12:48 AM 0 comments

Friday, February 26, 2010

Are you stalking me?

  • 03:18 ShakinIt is now requiring models use music that have permission from the artists to use. Are you a musician & do you want to cross promote? #
  • 03:28 Q: would you rather go out to movie or stay home and chill and maybe snuggle watching a movie? A: I like www.society.me/q/11581/view #
  • 09:38 An old business or personal relationship may be rekindled or s... More for Aquarius twittascope.com/twittascope/?sign=11 #
  • 11:31 Q: Have you seen Avatar? In IMAX 3D? If so did you like it? A: Yes ans yes and it was dumb. www.society.me/q/11810/view #
  • 11:32 Q: would you rather keep your dog or cats??? A: Oh hard question. I'd have to say my dog cause it would www.society.me/q/11811/view #
  • 11:49 I need to peel my panties off and masturbate. But just for me. #
  • 11:52 Just joshing you kids! I'm going to bed! Nighty! :) #
  • 22:18 I just woke up. Wow. I drank like the dickens last night. #
  • 22:32 Does anyone have any spirit gum I can borrow? Please? #
  • 22:51 Q: Have u ever used a stra p on or had one used on u? Thoughts? A: Yes I have done both. I think they are www.society.me/q/12186/view #
  • 22:52 Q: #ShockWaveNews So will you be sending me a Lasagna Care Package for my Birthday? A: What is that? www.society.me/q/12190/view #
  • 23:06 I just uploaded an exclusive HOT PIC gallery to RUDE: www.rude.com/UndressJess?mypix #
  • 23:27 I have to go straighten and clip in my weave so I can make my shakinit contest video tonight! Are you guys excited to see it? #
  • 02:06 It's time for Freaky Fri days on undressjess.com! Come on in and join the LIVE member' only show! ping.fm/qVydz #
My daily tweets can be followed in real time @ www.twitter.com/undressjess :)
Posted by Jessa Lux (aka "UndressJess") at 7:01 PM 0 comments

Thursday, February 25, 2010

Are you stalking me?

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Posted by Jessa Lux (aka "UndressJess") at 7:02 PM 0 comments

Wednesday, February 24, 2010

Are you stalking me?

My daily tweets can be followed in real time @ www.twitter.com/undressjess :)
Posted by Jessa Lux (aka "UndressJess") at 7:02 PM 0 comments

Tuesday, February 23, 2010

Are you stalking me?

  • 03:11 I just ordered loaded nachos and a big ass salad from Muncheeze Pizza! Whoot! ping.fm/UXVUP #
  • 03:20 Q:Are you into anal? A:Sometimes but I don't really do it that often. It makes me feel vuln... formspring.me/UndressJess/q/213491970 #
  • 03:20 Q:Can I Undress you with my eyes as you squeeze me with your thighs? :-)... A:Haha! Sure! formspring.me/UndressJess/q/213492011 #
  • 03:36 Food is here! That was mega quick! Now what's on TV...? #
  • 06:38 Q: What happened to Formspring? Will you answer at both places? A: I am trying to do both but formspring www.society.me/q/9014/view #
  • 06:39 Q: do you believe there is such a thing as twin flames? A: Two flames standing side by side? Then yes tha www.society.me/q/9015/view #
  • 07:19 Damn it! My awesome buddy J. Scott came over & saved my laptop but in the process I totally lost all the pages I had open & was working on! #
  • 07:20 Oh and fucking formspring is still not fucking working and I have written the same answer to the same question like 5 times. #
  • 08:19 Omareth and I are gonna watch Ju-On together while watching each others reactions on webcam! Hahaha! It's so fucking scary! #
  • 09:31 You are usually able to manage your feelings by keeping them u... More for Aquarius twittascope.com/twittascope/?sign=11 #
  • 10:30 Haha! I made this as a tribute to Ju-On awhile ago... I forgot about it until I watched it again tonight! ping.fm/Fzy8k #
  • 10:32 BTW, the NEW WebCamMax is fucking AMAZING! It runs like a dream on Windows 7 now! ping.fm/oYynl #
  • 10:36 Q:Can I fuck your vagamuffin? A:Hmmm No you just can't d o that. I'm saving myself for Luke ... formspring.me/UndressJess/q/213617462 #
  • 10:37 Q: how come got urnick name - like undress? A: It's my "stage name" for my adult work persona which is the www.society.me/q/9127/view #
  • 10:43 I used to love the idea of my pajama jeans until they just kept falling off of my ass. They need a waist tie or some shit! :( #
  • 11:20 Hahaha, plentyoffish.com doesn't want to make me a "serious member" because they think I'm nuts... ping.fm/0ozuO #
  • 18:36 Q:When did you realize you could hold sway o... A:Probably when I was around 10 or 11, maybe... formspring.me/UndressJess/q/214774021 #
  • 18:37 Q:What sexual act do you believe you are better at than most women?... A:All of them, honestly. formspring.me/UndressJess/q/214776062 #
  • 18:50 I added my profile to plentyoffish.com even if they won't add me as a "serious member" or whatever, check me out! ping.fm/fFGHH #
  • 19:00 Q:What is the Gimp program? A:Gimp is a free open source photoshop type program. It's not b... formspring.me/Un dressJess/q/214866506 #
  • 19:00 Q:What are your thoughts on the 8th Amendmen... A:I don't know anything about that to be hon... formspring.me/UndressJess/q/214868132 #
  • 19:02 Q: Have you ever had a guy cum in your food? Use it as a special sauce? A: I sure haven't. That doesn't s www.society.me/q/9296/view #
  • 19:02 Q: Will you marry me? (: A: Sure! www.society.me/q/9297/view #
  • 19:03 Q: What's the best concert you've ever been to (any band or kind of music)? A: Sonic Youth. www.society.me/q/9298/view #
  • 19:03 Q: Will you date your fans? (: A: I'd really hope that anyone I would ever date would be a fan and not a h www.society.me/q/9299/view #
  • 19:03 Q: Are you ever going to get a ride over to get photoshop lol. A: Haha! I already got something that work www.society.me/q/9301/view #
  • 19:04 Q: Your most erogenous zone (or zones)? A: My vagina. www.society.me/q/9303/view #
  • 19:04 Q: Whats the most awesome drink you have ever drunk? A: Fresca. I freaking love it. www.society.me/q/9305/view #
  • 19:05 Q: no, twin flames as in soul mates. do you believe in soul mates? A: Hmmm, maybe? I kind of lean more t www.society.me/q/9306/view #
  • 19:25 Q:While masturbating do you taste yourself (... A:I have before just because it feels like t... formspring.me/UndressJess/q/214967987 #
  • 19:25 Q:Is there any spanking content on your website? ... A:No not at this time sadly:( formspring.me/UndressJess/q/214969874 #
    • 19:26 Q:do you get sick of the fact that 99% of th... A:Nah not really! It's apart of my job so I ... formspring.me/UndressJess/q/214974303 #
  • 19:28 I really wanna go back to sleep with my awesome dog cause he looks so snuggly napping next to me! Awe! Pretty Jebbie baby! #
  • 19:31 Q:What do you think you know about sex that ... A:That it should be an act of love and joy e... formspring.me/UndressJess/q/214994686 #
  • 19:31 Q:ever puke on a dick? A:Um no. Have you? formspring.me/UndressJess/q/214996413 #
  • 19:32 Q: why do you hate sports? i's like dancing.... a performance and an art..... A: I guess I don't hate anyt www.society.me/q/9369/view #
  • 19:33 Q:What is your favorite sexual act? A:Kissing a new flame. formspring.me/UndressJess/q/215003723 #
  • 19:33 Q:Have you had a guy cum on your food as a condiment? Or licked it off feet?... A:No and no. formspring.me/UndressJess/q/215004974 #
  • 19:34 Q:do think I am wierd because I am not askin... A:Ha no, I don't mind the sex questions but ... formspring.me/UndressJess/q/215007426 #
  • 19:34 Q:Would you let me spank you? ;) lol A:If you would have caught me last week on my birthday ... formspring.me/UndressJess/q/215009501 #
  • 19:36 Q:if you go out and you see a guy you wanna ... A:I wouldn't do this but if I went nuts and ... formspring.me/UndressJess/q/215017194 #
  • 19:37 Q:Will you marry me? A:I think I've already obligated my hand in marriage to at least 4 oth... formspring.me/UndressJess/q/215021633 #
  • 20:21 Buy me this hot and sexy garter belt and get a month pass to undressjess.com! What a steal of a deal! ping.fm/LImLj #
  • 20:22 Q:Happy late birthday I hope you had a blast. :) ... A:Thank you! :) formspring.me/UndressJess/q/215248994 #
  • 20:58 Q:what is better a dick or your magic wand??? A:They are totally different! I can't compare... formspring.me/UndressJess/q/215446169 #
  • 21:16 Oh dear. I have the bladder infection from hell and it's killing me. #
  • 22:26 All the ladies better be watching today's e pisode of Tyra! Get on it now bitches! @TyraBanks @tyraShow :) #
  • 22:31 Q:ever been in a play ??? A:I've been to several and been IN several! formspring.me/UndressJess/q/216080688 #
  • 22:33 Barb you gotta see the girl talking about being a dancer & choreographer and not having the typical dancer body on TYRA! I know about that! #
  • 23:04 This is my JAM! However I would like to point out that Taco Talkshow was years before iCarly! ;) ♫ blip.fm/~ll1qk #
  • 23:07 Q:Favorite thing about a first date? A:I don't think I've really ever been on a "first date "... formspring.me/UndressJess/q/216357001 #
  • 23:07 Q:With all the dumb things us idiot homeo romeo internet assanov... A:I am kind of a lesbian... formspring.me/UndressJess/q/216359029 #
  • 23:08 Q:I am a graphic designer, do you need any d... A:I ALWAYS have projects I need help on! Ju... formspring.me/UndressJess/q/216364934 #
  • 00:10 See my HOT new premium PIC gallery I just uploaded: www.rude.com/UndressJess?mypix #
  • 00:17 How do you crop a photo with Gimp? I might be dumb but I can't figure it out worth a shit. Help? #
  • 01:18 Go read my detained blog post about my aching vagina in the members area of undressjess.com! Yay for my broken bladder! ping.fm/Hj4uq #
My daily tweets can be followed in real time @ www.twitter.com/undressjess :)
Posted by Jessa Lux (aka "UndressJess") at 7:02 PM 0 comments

plentyofflish.com thinks I'm crazy.

"Dear UndressJess,

Thanks for requesting the "Serious Member" designation for your profile. Part of that process was completion of a special questionnaire that gauges the consistency between your stated intention as a serious dater and the relationship attitudes and behaviors you seem to hold.
The results of that questionnaire indicate that you come across, at least partly, as inconsistent in what you say and what you might do in a dating relationship. We ask you to think about your agenda or motivation for using online dating and to decide whether a "Serious Member" seal is right for you at this time or whether that type of message on your profile might lead to misunderstandings with daters looking for a relationship that’s definitely serious or committed."

I answered everything completely honest. I guess they wanted me to lie?
Posted by Jessa Lux (aka "UndressJess") at 3:19 AM 0 comments

Monday, February 22, 2010

Are you stalking me?

  • 04:07 I'm going privates tonight! Come see my awesome "Chola" eyebrows I drew on! Weeeee! ping.fm/2HEed #
  • 05:11 Is formspring.me fucking up for anyone else tonight? Or is it just me? #
  • 06:10 I'm watching "Food Inc" again. It has so much info in the film that it's hard to catch everything in the first viewing! #
  • 06:32 This movie is making me want to feed my animals even better. What's the best food for dogs and cats out there? #
  • 07:36 Ok I can't find a working rip of photoshop ANYWHERE, is there another program that does pretty much the same exact stuff? #
  • 07:44 Everyone join this website and pass it on to all of your friends if you care about REAL food! ping.fm/tnqxX #
  • 07:59 Ok I'm downloading this "Gimp" program. I'll let you bitches know what I think of it... #
  • 09:03 My fucking computer is telling me that my 500GB hard drive in this laptop I bought in December is somehow full. That's not possible! #
  • 09:07 I'm about to throw this laptop across the god damned room. So before I do that and regret it, I'm going to sleep! I need co-op tomorrow... #
  • 09:27 Recently you've b een making concrete plans that involve other ... More for Aquarius twittascope.com/twittascope/?sign=11 #
  • 21:11 It seems like no matter what I do 3pm is the earliest I can wake up. #
  • 21:56 I just subscribed to BUST magazine. I've always wanted to but I'm addicted to magazines at the moment so I figured NOW is the time... #
  • 22:18 Haha! I just called my mom and told her I'm coming up there for a month to a month and a half this summer with my dog. She's cool with it! #
  • 22:23 I just created a Society. Ask me anything anonymously here: www.society.me /undressjess #
  • 22:23 Q: What city do you want to live in most? A: Seattle www.society.me/q/8705/view #
  • 22:23 Q: What is your favorite sports team? A: I hate sports. www.society.me/q/8706/view #
  • 22:24 Q: How many nights a week do you go out? A: Way too many. www.society.me/q/8707/view #
  • 22:28 Q: Who was/is your very best friend of all time? A: It was Alina Lynnville in Jr. High. I haven't ever h www.society.me/q/8710/view #
  • 22:29 Q: what's your email address? A: jess@undressjess.com www.society.me/q/8711/view #
  • 22:29 Q: are you married? A: Oh hell no. www.society.me/q/8712/view #
  • 22:29 Q: will you upload your photo here? A: I just did! :) www.society.me/q/8713/view #
  • 22:29 Q: How much $ do you make monthly? A: That's a nosy question! www.society.me/q/8714/view #
  • 22:29 Q: are you single? A: Yes because Jay refuses to date me or whatever... www.society.me/q/8715/view #
  • 22:30 Q: what do you like to do at night? A: Eat and watch movies/TV or go out and drink with folks and have awe www.society.me/q/8718/view #
  • 22:32 Q: how many people have you dated? A: About 6 guys and one girl officially. www.society.me/q/8721/view #
  • 22:32 Q: you have a new background, but don't see your profile photo. A: Ha it should be up? I just uploaded it www.society.me/q/8723/view #
  • 22:33 Q: how do you stay so gorgeous and sexy? A: I sleep in a vat of anti-aging sauce. www.society.me/q/8724/view #
  • 22:33 Q: what sex position do you prefer? A: Doggie. www.society.me/q/8726/view #
  • 22:36 Q: do you like older men? A: Yes I do. www.society.me/q/8730/view #
  • 22:36 Q: how do you like to have sex with girl? A: Passionately. www.society.me/q/8731/view #
  • 22:36 Q: Does your family know about your cam stuff? Do they care? Do they support you? A: Yes my whole family k www.society.me/q/8733/view #
  • 22:37 Q: How much $ do you make a day? Is that nosy? A: Ha yes that is just as nosy. www.society.me/q/8734/view #
  • 22:37 Q: no, still don't see your photo here. A: You need to relax! It will be up or it won't. Maybe the image www.society.me/q/8737/view #
  • 22:38 Q: what kind of boyfriend are you looking for? A: I'm not looking. www.society.me/q/8738/view #
  • 22:39 Q: what kind of guy do you like to have sex with? A: One with a penis. www.society.me/q/8740/view #
  • 22:39 Q: what do you do for living? A: www.undressjess.com www.society.me/q/8741/view #
  • 22:39 Q: Supportive family is AWESOME. And I see your pic now, to whoever could not wait. A: Hahaha! That guy w www.society.me/q/8742/view #
  • 22:41 society.me &gt; formspring.me FTW! #
  • 22:43 Q: looks or personality? or a comfortable medium A: Personality. www.society.me/q/8746/view #
  • 22:48 Q: I think your amazing..and don't pay attention to what some of the jerks ask you ok..your too good for t www.society.me/q/8750/view #
  • 22:50 Q:You had sex in a Wal-mart, what aisle? Did... A:Nope it was in the dressing room so no one... formspring.me/UndressJess/q/212647336 #
  • 22:51 Q:I heard you have swine flu, is that true? A:Hahaha no at least not yet... formspring.me/UndressJess/q/212649569 #
  • 22:51 Q:How do you like to be spanked? Are you an ... A:I like to position myself on all fours ove... formspring.me/UndressJess/q/212654134 #
  • 22:51 Q:Have u ever been eaten all night long, lit... A:No and I think that would start to hurt ac... formspring.me/UndressJess/q/212656397 #
  • 23:06 Q: first time getting drunk??? A: 15 in London, England. www.society.me/q/8763/view #
  • 23:11 Q:Would u fuck a guy that's 50 if he looked ... A:That's a little older for my tastes. I pr... formspring.me/UndressJess/q/212747876 #
  • 23:12 Q:can i lick your vagamuffin? A:Hahaha, Sure! formspring.me/UndressJess/q/212748874 #
  • 23:21 Q: ever use anything in the freezer or frige to masterbate with? A: Nope. Never. www.society.me/q/8765/view #
  • 23:21 Q: How did you get into indy-porn / cam girl? A: It started really with me posting videos on youtube and s www.society.me/q/8766/view #
  • 23:28 I'm cleaning up photos and watching "The Mighty Boosh"! I've seen this episode before but this is the funniest show ever. #
  • 23:31 I'm looking at Royal Canin dog food. Is a Labradoodle a & quot;large breed"? #
  • 23:37 I need me some books! I've decided to go "book crazy"! ping.fm/HCQkg #
  • 00:54 Please check out the recent blog post in the member's area of undressjess.com! DO IT! ping.fm/TJSqD #
  • 00:56 Can J. Scott get text messages? I mean like who would actually know this... Lydia? #
  • 00:57 Q: I've watched some of your utube vids; i can see your such a literate, knowledgable, educated person. Wh www.society.me/q/8845/view #
  • 00:59 Q: Which would you choose to live without: your right boob, or your right butt cheek? And why? A: Hahahaha www.society.me/q/8849/view #
  • 01:03 There is a show called "Daisy Cooks!" and that is fucking WEIRD since that's my middle and last name. Don't you agree? #
  • 01:06 Favorite song EVER! ping.fm/pqfLK :) #
  • 01:54 Ask me anything anonymously at: www.society.me/undressjess #
  • 02:09 I told you guys I would update you on the Gimp program and how it works yesterday. After you figure it out it works great! #
  • 02:09 Q: Can someone take you out to dinner just to talk? A: They could sure. I don't see why not? www.society.me/q/8878/view #
  • 02:10 Q: what is the most expensive thing in your house??? A: Hmmm. .. My Toshiba laptop probably or me. Haha! www.society.me/q/8880/view #
  • 02:10 Q: do you like anal? A: Sometimes. www.society.me/q/8881/view #
  • 02:12 Fomrspring.me hasn't worked for like fucking 2 days now. What is the god damned deal? #
  • 02:47 Q: so i heard you like yager??, lol A: Actually no I fucking hate Yager. www.society.me/q/8898/view #
  • 02:48 Q: Have you ever moved your bowels on anyone during sex before? Or someone move theirs on you? A: Woah! www. society.me/q/8899/view #
  • 02:48 Q: is there any club that you dance for from time to time that i can come too and buy a lap dance from you www.society.me/q/8900/view #
  • 02:48 Q: You said you like getting spanked, Can I spank you? ;) lol A: Haha! Maybe? www.society.me/q/8901/view #
  • 02:49 Q: BTW, I like your real hair alot. You should wear out more. A: Thank you! I am mainly wearing it now be www.society.me/q/8902/view #
My daily tweets can be followed in real time @ www.twitter.com/undressjess :)
Posted by Jessa Lux (aka "UndressJess") at 7:02 PM 0 comments

Sunday, February 21, 2010

Are you stalking me?

  • 03:20 Q:what is your favorite hair color on you?? A:Blue, Blonde and Red in that order. formspring.me/UndressJess/q/204410267 #
  • 03:22 Q:will you rate my dickif i send you a picture ??... A:Sorry no. formspring.me/UndressJess/q/204419670 #
  • 03:24 I love my dog more than people. #
  • 06:37 Haha! I have to wait 15 minutes before I walk over to my friends house so they can have sex. #
  • 06:40 While I'm waiting for them to call me back so I can go over and play the wii I am chillin' on justin.tv! ping.fm/saoow #
  • 09:21 You are refreshed by waves of enthusiasm, but whatever new pos... More for Aquarius twittascope.com/twittascope/?sign=11 #
  • 10:05 I'd love the Blu-Ray version of Little Miss Sunshine! Buy it and get a month pass to undressjess.com! ping.fm/Ca0MD #
  • 22:16 We just ate Papa John's and now we're watching "Food Inc"... Bad idea? Yeah, probably. #
  • 23:18 Does anyone play the ukulele in or around the area of Evansville Indiana and want to help out with a performance on March 13th? Hit me up! #
  • 02:59 Do you like fishsticks? Do you like to put fishsticks in your mouth? Haha, you're a GAY FISH!!! #
  • 02:59 It's time for tonight's Truth or Dare Trivia on undressjess.com! Yay! ping.fm/lItzv #
My daily tweets can be followed in real time @ www.twitter.com/undressjess :)
Posted by Jessa Lux (aka "UndressJess") at 7:01 PM 0 comments

Saturday, February 20, 2010

Are you stalking me?

  • 03:03 I'm doing some private shows tonight for like the first time in FOREVER! Come get one, k? ping.fm/BvuFW #
  • 03:05 Q:Have you ever given a footjob before? A:Hahahahaha, yes. formspring.me/UndressJess/q/198845953 #
  • 03:45 I'm considering going out for a post birthday shin-gig. Anyone interested in participating in this type of "party time" with me? #
  • 04:14 I'm so fucking tired for some reason today. I guess I really did wear my ass out this last week... Since it was my birthday and all? #
  • 04:31 I'm gonna tak e a little nap while I defrag my hard disk... Wake me up at midnight and at that time I MIGHT go out. I dunno yet! #
  • 06:17 Booo! No one called me back about going out tonight. Oh well, I wanted to go out on Saturday more anyways. I'm staying in bed. #
  • 06:51 Ping.fm isn't posting to my facebook profile right now... I wonder why? #
  • 06:53 Q:what is the biggest cock you've ever had A:Probably like 8 inches but that thing was as th... formspring.me/UndressJess/q/199921105 #
  • 07:00 Q:What do you think about the NEW WORLD ORDER? A:Um, who? f ormspring.me/UndressJess/q/199939571 #
  • 07:01 Q:what exactly are those things in the backg... A:They are yummy popsicles with my slobber a... formspring.me/UndressJess/q/199941225 #
  • 07:01 Q:Was the biggest cock black (do I have to ask) A:No it wasn't. formspring.me/UndressJess/q/199941880 #
  • 07:03 Q:What got you into stripping in the first p... A:I needed a car. I danced a week and bough... formspring.me/UndressJess/q/199946534 #
  • 08:01 I just worked out on my Jenny McCarth y Wii game for 30 minutes! That plus my 30 minutes on my elliptical makes a full hour for today! Yay! #
  • 08:06 Q:Have you ever had sex with a minority? A:Well of course. formspring.me/UndressJess/q/200052942 #
  • 08:06 Q:Ever drink (slurp) a man's cum from a lady... A:I have never done that and I don't think I... formspring.me/UndressJess/q/200053559 #
  • 09:25 You may be acutely aware of your emotions now and how they dis... More for Aquarius twittascope.com/twittascope/?sign=11 #
  • 10:3 2 Q:Have you seen the new? A:The new what? formspring.me/UndressJess/q/200168758 #
  • 10:33 Q:Would you come to St. Louis and go on a da... A:If I can bring my dog. I can't leave him ... formspring.me/UndressJess/q/200169036 #
  • 10:35 Time for bed! I hope ping.fm is posting again to facebook in the morning! I have lots and lots of stuff to do tomorrow! Then party... #
  • 11:21 Damn it! I get so damned jazzed about shit and can't sleep! It's a curse! #
  • 21:26 Jesus I had the hardest time waking up today! My alarm has been firing off for 4 and a half hours! #
  • 21:27 I don't think you're supposed to take melatonin with effexor... Am I right? I think it makes you sleep like a zombie for way TOO LONG. #
  • 21:31 Everyone go wish @jonmack332 a happy 19th birthday! Do it NOW! :D #
  • 21:36 Q:Have you ever jerk a guy with your panties? A:No but my ex stole a pair for that exact rea... formspring.me/UndressJess/q/202540821 #
  • 21:39 Facebook just hasn't been working worth a damn lately. Has it been fucking up for you too? #
  • 21:44 I woke up with this s ong stuck in my head. I had no idea what it was or even where I heard it. I had to look... ♫ blip.fm/~ldlza #
  • 22:10 Is there anyway to save a flash e-card? I want to save this awesome one my mom sent me for my birthday! #
  • 22:14 Q:Do you want sex on the beach? A:No. I'd probably get sand up my crack and that would cause... formspring.me/UndressJess/q/202740052 #
  • 22:16 I'm making some yum-yum stuff for breakfast and then I have to get to work on my to-do list! I hope I can get all this done before tonight! #
  • 23:46 Members of UndressJess.com go peep the new blog post that just went up! ping.fm/8UH9s #
  • 00:24 I need a flipping copy of photoshop NOW or I won't be able to get my work done today and make my update icons or ANYTHING! Grrrr... #
  • 00:39 See my HOT new premium movie I just uploaded: www.rude.com/UndressJess?myflix #
  • 00:47 The Valentine's Day "Sex Tape" is now LIVE on undressjess.com for viewing! Enjoy my brotha! ;) ping.fm/gHNIe #
  • 00:53 The Valentine's Day "Sex Tape" is now available for individual download in my clip store! Check it out! ping.fm/AwobJ #
  • 01:01 WTF? Firefox just crashed while I was typing something important. That always freaking happens to me. #
  • 02:07 Q:What's your most reliable go-to always-gets-you-wet fantasy?... A:Spankings. formspring.me/UndressJess/q/204081430 #
  • 02:07 Q:Do you like to spit or swallow and why? A:I swallow if I'm in love! :) formspring.me/UndressJess/q/204084200 #
  • 02:08 Q:I am a student with tons of loans to pay. ... A:You could do some design work for me in ex... formspring.me/UndressJess/q/204091392 #
  • 02:09 I just uploaded an exclusive HOT movie to RUDE: www.rude.com/UndressJess?myflix #
  • 02:09 Q:What movie and song cheers you up? A:That song "Don't Worry, Be Happy". Um but as for mov... formspring.me/UndressJess/q/204096457 #
  • 02:09 Q:where's your favorite place to get licked? A:My vagina... DUH. formspring.me/UndressJess/q/204098266 #
  • 02:22 Q:Would you mind if a guy started masterbati... A:If it was someone I was dating I wouldn't ... formspring.me/UndressJess/q/204179005 #
  • 02:23 Q:what is the wierdest object you have used to masterbate??... A:A tampon... I'm serious. formspring.me/UndressJess/q/204185167 #
My daily tweets can be followed in real time @ www.twitter.com/undressjess :)
Posted by Jessa Lux (aka "UndressJess") at 7:01 PM 0 comments

Friday, February 19, 2010

Are you stalking me?

  • 05:58 I'm gonna go to bed early. My life has to go back to "normal" starting tomorrow including being extremely productive to catch up on stuff! #
  • 05:59 I got 3 B-Day gifts in the mail today including a burlesque documentary, footage of vintage burlesque on DVD & a retro hair styling book! #
  • 09:29 You'll have fewer troubles today if you just remember that you... More for Aquarius twittascope.com/twittascope/?sign=11 #
  • 12:37 Hahahaha! I just woke up and looked at the clock and thought I had slept 18 hours and it was 6:30pm. I'm a ding dong. #
  • 21: 32 I just woke up for real this time. I had the best fucking sleep EVER last night. I bet it's due to my dose increase of Effexor? #
  • 21:36 Q:Do you still dance (classic stuff)? A:Sadly not really... I still try to catch a ballet c... formspring.me/UndressJess/q/196736649 #
  • 21:36 Q:Would you ever do bukkake? A:Oh hell no. formspring.me/UndressJess/q/196737753 #
  • 22:59 My computers and/or internet is acting really fucking weird today. Ahhh the joys of being an Indigo... #
  • 00:39 I've decided. I'm going to Seattle for a month th is summer to perform Burlesque. #
  • 01:37 I has a member's show in 23 minutes! Are you guys excited? I know I am! :) ping.fm/eDVDv #
  • 01:59 Alright homies, it's time for Freaky Friday on undressjess.com! You better be there! ping.fm/G7y0Y #
  • 02:08 Where is everyone in chat tonight? Is anyone having issues logging in? #
My daily tweets can be followed in real time @ www.twitter.com/undressjess :)
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