Friday, March 26, 2010
Saturday, March 20, 2010
Tuesday, March 16, 2010
Are you stalking me?
- 03:03 I'm doing some shows tonight for the next hour! Yay! ping.fm/8a39q #
- 03:32 I'm so white I fuck up my webcam's white balance... Come look! ping.fm/JzAvu ;) #
- 04:11 OMG! I just randomly found my fucking drivers license. Dude, it's been lost since New Years Eve. I almost want to get drunk to celebrate. #
- 04:54 A friend called me and invited me to a effing house party. When is the last time that has happened? It's a awesome night! I LOVE MY LIFE. #
- 08:49 You may be all over the map, distracted by one thing after ano... More for Aquari us twittascope.com/twittascope/?sign=11 #
- 10:53 Yay! The Mighty Boosh! #
- 10:59 Q:have u ever tasted ur own pussy? if yes, h... A:Yes of course. Who hasn't? It tastes lik... formspring.me/UndressJess/q/314322513 #
- 11:17 Q:Have you ever made/taken a phone call during sex, or phoned someone... A:Yes! Both actually! formspring.me/UndressJess/q/314342015 #
- 11:18 Q:i LEFT MY E-MAIL STARTS WITH WITH l AND EN... A:Sorry I don't call people I meet online. ... formspring.me/UndressJess/q/314342621 #
- 11:18 Q:i dont want a private show. i just want to be inside you. do i have a... A:No. Probably not. formspring.me/UndressJess/q/314343020 #
- 11:19 Q:do you agree that you've become a robot that cant establish fr... A:No actually. Not at all. formspring.me/UndressJess/q/314343492 #
- 11:20 Q:Guiltiest pleasures? A:Bel Biv Devoe. Prince. Korn. Merilyn Manson. And other shitty as... formspring.me/UndressJess/q/314345147 #
- 11:21 Q:I hear you set up spy cams, is that someth... A:Yes! I usually have 18-20 spy cams up all... formspring.me/UndressJess/q/314346301 #
- 11:29 I want to have sex with Vince Noir. Is that normal? #
- 11:50 I'm full of noodles and ham with a side of magical Chinese left-overs! Time for bed! I have to see my therapist in the morning... #
- 13:35 I can't sleep for shit. I even took a melatonin pill and it did NOTHING! I have an appointment at fucking 1pm. This sucks! #
- 14:19 I love getting up early because all the crazy creepy cam "Johns" are up and roaring for underage pussy! ping.fm/8ZMnj #
- 15:12 Check out my shelves on Goodreads: bit.ly/b9EKs2 #
- 15:49 Oh sweet! The stuff I needed to put up my new spy cam is here via my wish list! 2 USB extension cords, a USB hub, and another gorillapod! #
- 15:55 I just read the Lady Gaga article in the latest issue of Cosmo. She eats sushi without rice... Is that even possible? #
- 16:10 "I want your UGLY! I want your DISEASE!" Um, guess what I'm listening to? Haha! #
- 16:45 Look at th ese two awesome water proof toys I found and put on my wish list for my sexy bath time shows! ping.fm/hK2lP #
- 16:54 WTF. I need yet another wire for this fucking USB hub. Awesome. #
- 17:30 Ok so I figured out away around needing the extra wire but still it was pointless cause this cam won't even even work with vista. Cool. #
- 17:34 I'm gonna need a new web cam for the bedroom. :( The old one sucked anyway. ping.fm/Yrrjc #
- 21:10 I am so pissed off right now I could bite through a fucking bullet. #
- 21:23 Q:"Have you ever made/taken a phone call dur... A:Ha no not really. It's honestly happened ... formspring.me/UndressJess/q/316018808 #
- 21:43 My heart keeps skipping beats. It's been doing this since I was 17 but only during very stressful periods in my life. I should lie down... #
- 21:49 So I don't really understand the time changes and shit so I really hope my camz show is at 7pm CST like it should be tonight. I'm confused! #
- 22:01 We had Hitler round here last night. . . . . I did a shit on him. #
- 22:12 I returned the "suck" hair color and exchanged it for some "rule" hair color. I will be dying my lady locks later on tonight! #
- 02:09 I just woke up and my eyes are mega itchy like allergy eyes from hell... #
- 02:29 I'm in an extremely foul mood and I am ready to cut someone at the drop of a hat. Proceed with caution! #
Monday, March 15, 2010
Sunday, March 14, 2010
Are you stalking me?
- 09:32 You want to integrate your core beliefs into the fabric of you... More for Aquarius twittascope.com/twittascope/?sign=11 #
- 10:17 Hahaha! WTF. ow.ly/1oIQoq #
- 12:08 The show tonight made me realize how much I really NEED a REAL corset. Online corset retailer suggestions anybody? #
- 13:00 I feel like a total dunce! I can not for the life of me figure out how to view my latest reply in my yahoo group! ping.fm/xpHDe #
- 23:09 I'm hungry:( I just woke up and my make-up is still on my face perfect from last night. Yay for SuperStay foundation by Maybeline! #
- 23:34 I'm gonna order Chinese food. What should I order though? I want some egg foo young! #
- 23:52 It's time for some Mighty Boosh and some Chinese food... (Once it actually arrives...) Yum! #
- 00:02 "First post yeah! The post the hurts the most!" What quote is this from? #
- 00:26 I took one lortab last night after the show at Bullock's and I still think I am feeling it. How nice! I wish I had another but I don't wan #
- 00:29 Fuck yeah! The Chinese food is here! :) #
- 01:08 Gah! I'm so full. I think it's time to take a nap. #
Saturday, March 13, 2010
Are you stalking me?
- 03:06 Have I told ja? Have I told ja? You can really get it ON! ping.fm/v7Obe #
- 09:36 Someone who normally looks to you for answers might not be so ... More for Aquarius twittascope.com/twittascope/?sign=11 #
- 21:16 I was so drunk last night that I nearly caught the house on fire making baked potatoes. #
- 21:21 I think I'm gonna vomit... #
Friday, March 12, 2010
Thursday, March 11, 2010
Wednesday, March 10, 2010
Tuesday, March 9, 2010
Monday, March 8, 2010
Sunday, March 7, 2010
Saturday, March 6, 2010
Friday, March 5, 2010
Thursday, March 4, 2010
Are you stalking me?
- 03:55 Come chill with me! I just got out of the bathtub and I'm all pruneeeee! ping.fm/WebVN #
- 04:52 Jay and I ordered some salad and pizza from Muncheeze Pizza! @muncheezepizza Follow them via twitter! #
- 05:46 Q:Here's an interesting one, Captain America wielding a lig... A:Do they both have lightsabers? formspring.me/UndressJess/q/261600341 #
- 05:47 Q:Whats your fave comic book? A:Love and Rockets. formspring.me/UndressJess/q/261603132 #
- 05:48 Q:If you could fu ck any super hero who would... A:Batman. Duh! Actually no... Joker. I wa... formspring.me/UndressJess/q/261605619 #
- 05:49 Q:hey jess,i aint a lawyer or anything but i wuz wondering ... A:My lawyer is working on it! :) formspring.me/UndressJess/q/261610095 #
- 05:50 Q: If I wanted 2 snd u sum sexy ass pics would u want dem? Dey gone b juss 4 u baby boo! A: Hahaha! What www.society.me/q/16215/view #
- 05:51 Q: which female superhero would use dress up as and which superhero would you have sex with? lol A: Harle www.society.m e/q/16216/view #
- 06:07 Checking out "Principal Arrested For Having Sex With Students" on Live to Twerk: ning.it/aRClyR Fucking gross. #
- 09:30 You are not ready to let someone else wrestle control from you... More for Aquarius twittascope.com/twittascope/?sign=11 #
- 10:59 Yep. ♫ blip.fm/~m61da #
- 11:02 This too. ♫ blip.fm/~m61he #
- 11:12 One of the best beats ever. ♫ blip.fm/~m61so #
- 11:32 I love this song every time anyone covers it, ♫ blip.fm/~m62es #
- 11:33 Q:If you could fuck any female celebrity, wh... A:I've said it once and I'll say it a millio... formspring.me/UndressJess/q/262023484 #
- 11:34 Q:You have a Harley Quinn costume? Dear God I may have just orgasmed thinking of... A:Yes I do! formspring.me/UndressJess/q/262024925 #
- 11:35 Q: Do you like Justin Bieber? A: Who? www.society.me/q/16293/vie w #
- 11:36 Q: What did you eat for breakfast? A: The same thing I ate just now. Blue corn chips and guacamole. www.society.me/q/16294/view #
- 11:36 Q: Who do you admire the most? A: Josephine Baker. www.society.me/q/16295/view #
- 11:37 Q:If you could change your name, what would you change it to?... A:Bootsy Diablo. formspring.me/UndressJess/q/262027847 #
- 11:38 Old school. ♫ blip.fm/~m62mb #
- 11:42 Q:What 3 things do you think will become obsolete in the ... A:CDs, DVDs and desktop computers. formspring.me/UndressJess/q/262033836 #
- 11:43 Q: What is the best amusement park? A: Holiday World! :) www.society.me/q/16296/view #
- 11:44 Q: Which email service do you use? A: Really? Gmail dude. www.society.me/q/16297/view #
- 11:44 Q: What is the best flavor of ice cream? A: Peach. It's hard to find but it's fucking amazing. www.society.me/q/16298/view #
- 23:10 I just woke up! I always get so trashed when Jay's off of work on Wednesdays and Thursdays! No drinking tonight for me... #
- 23:21 Q: "I don't wear underwear! :) " Never, even a bra? Another reason I like you ;o) A: Yep I wear a bra n www.society.me/q/16512/view #
- 23:22 Q: why didnt you tell me you were into this in highschool :) A: Huh? Into what? www.society.me/q/16513/view #
- 23:23 Q: hi i like see you on cam A: Well they check out my site! My 1 spy cams are up around the clock and I www.society.me/q/16520/view #
- 23:41 I love celebrity rehab! Who else is watching it? #
- 23:48 There are so many Pro-Active commercials. Are there really that many people out there with Acne? I've only had like 5 pimples my whole life. #
- 01:15 Oh! I forgot to tell you guys that tonight's show on undressjess.com started 15 mins ago! Come on down! ping.fm/9I2RE #
- 02:02 I'm falling in love with the band "DeVotchKa"! Go check them out and tell me what YOU think! #
- 02:33 I have a nasty ass Busch beer in my fridge... Who wants it? Cause I sure as fuck don't. #
- 02:46 Q: If you were my "ex" girlfriend and you were gonna drive 12 hours to visit me, should I expect sex out www.society.me/q/16745/view #
- 02:47 Q: Whats to big for you? :) A: It's too big if it hurts enough to make me wanna punch someone. www.society.me/q/16746/view #
- 02:52 Haha! I love Kari Ann. She is such a little bitch. I had no idea she was a meth addict though that's just gross. She should be ashamed. #
- 02:53 Ok back to editing my latest porn video update for undressjess.com... Yay! #
Wednesday, March 3, 2010
Tuesday, March 2, 2010
Are you stalking me?
- 03:05 Come and join me in Free Chat and hang out with me! You can even get a show! ping.fm/xHMn2 #
- 03:07 Q: What's your Favorite song? A: Hmm I don't have a favorite song cause I love just soooo many and it cha www.society.me/q/15077/view #
- 03:07 Q: Have you ever shot a man in Reno just to watch him die? A: Yeah, a few times. :) I love me some Cash www.society.me/q/15078/view #
- 03:08 Q: What is the worst crime you have witnessed??? A: Now you know I can't answer that! www.society.me/q/15079/view #
- 03:08 Q:How about clown porn? Ever going to do tha... A:That also sounds funny and yeah I would to... formspring.me/UndressJess/q/250456151 #
- 03:09 Q:You've gone MAINSTREAM! What would be the ... A:Haha! You have to pick only one and I'll ... formspring.me/UndressJess/q/250459505 #
- 03:22 Q: What is your favorite Beatles song??? A: Yer Blues. www.society.me/q/15086/view #
- 03:24 I'm doing private shows for the next 40 minutes so come and see me! You can also just chill and chat! :) ping.fm/xHMn2 #
- 03:38 Shit! I forgot I also had my member's show double booked on rude.com and now my account is locked cause I missed it! :( #
- 04:52 OMG! I can't wait to see the Hannah Montana season finale! I'm so stoked! #
- 05:17 I fucking LOVE America's Best Dance Crew! Who else is watching this? #
- 06:49 I'm watching guys jack off on chatroulette.com! Oh what run! #
- 07:39 I just saw the hottest 2 girls on chat roulette EVER. they had guys playing with their boobs and even lived close! I wish I had a car. #
- 08:02 Why do models jump from webmaster to webmaster and create new sites over & over that never work out instead of just doing them themselves? #
- 08:48 I love Cold Case! This one is about the guy that buries 17 year old boys alive. Like that movie "The Vanishing" kind of. #
- 09:29 I really hope they let me stop taking the blood thinners this month. Around the 20th it'll be the 6 month mark since my stroke! #
- 09:32 When they let me go off the blood thinners they will let me go back on Adderal! Why don't they let me take it now, does it thicken blood? #
- 10:13 I'm reading a little book that my grandma gave me called "Life's Little Instruction Book". It's cute! ping.fm/vbcNe #
- 11:43 It's time for bed and snuggles with my dog Jeb! :) Nighty homies and thanks again for voting this weekend in my contest! #
- 11:45 Q:That is SO a cop out Jess. You mean you ca... A:Ha I'm saying I only wanna do one at a tim... formspring.me/UndressJess/q/251728034 #
- 22:37 I just got home from my therapist appointment and going to the food co-op. I got new organic coffee! Yay! #
- 23:05 LKFAJ: The original reason I started getting cats is because I'm terrified of ghosts and I thought they would keep them away! #
- 23:10 I bought Saki Tsunami a new wig for her performance at Bullocks on the 13th! Are you going? #
- 23:17 I'm on a search for musicians that would allow me to use their music in my sexy videos & cross promote! Email me please! [email protected] #
- 23:48 Yay! Lindy can drive now guys and is gonna go to The Peep later! I'm gonna try to go too... Maybe... #
- 23:57 I got a bunch of new hair vitamins and supplements off of my wishlist today! You can get me something similar here: ping.fm/6iNAY #
- 23:59 Q: what is your favorite book??? A: Live Through This! bit.ly/cVa7OQ www.society.me/q/15439/view #
- 00:01 Q:If you could have one celebrity as a "gues... A:Megan Fox and do I really have to explain ... formspring.me/UndressJess/q/254475760 #
- 00:03 Q:What's on your playlist for when you get i... A:Ha nothing because I'm too busy working my... formspring.me/UndressJess/q/254485508 #
- 01:46 Playing Adult Swim : Games - Pole Dance Hero: games.adultswim.com/pole-dance-hero-twitchy-online-game.html #
- 02:59 What day is Saint Patrick's Day? #
- 03:02 Q:Any chance of seeing you get titty fucked ... A:Hmmm, maybe? We are doing another couples... formspring.me/UndressJess/q/255834664 #
- 03:02 Q:Are you Dr. Rockso the rock and roll clown? And if so do you do cocaine?... A:Haha if only... formspring.me/UndressJess/q/255838522 #
- 03:02 Q:IU or Purdue? A:Um... No? formspring.me/UndressJess/q/255840711 < a href="http://twitter.com/undressjess/statuses/9905864252">#
- 03:03 Q:what is your favorite desert??? A:Cheesecake! :) formspring.me/UndressJess/q/255842689 #
- 03:03 Q:Are you aware that you look an awfully lot like Mandy Moore?... A:Haha! No I don't dude. formspring.me/UndressJess/q/255845215 #
Monday, March 1, 2010
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