Tuesday, March 15, 2011

My Internet Was Fucking Out All God Damned Day!

Oh my fucking god… My internet service provider is a bunch of fucking imbeciles. I just woke up to BOTH of my internet connections being disabled (even though I told them this CAN NOT happen due to me WORKING ON THE GOD DAMNED INTERNET) because I’m switching the service upstairs and they aren’t moving my fucking actual connection/hardware up to the new apartment until Thursday… So I’m sitting here waiting on hold for someone to figure this shit out for me. Apparently someone has to actually come here to turn it back on… OH! & I have a member show in 4 and a half hours so they better fucking get here before then.

In my area there are only 2 ISPs you can choose from really. The one I have is overpriced and goes down constantly which affects me negatively in all kinds of ways like my spy cams going down every time there is a skip in my broadband and those have to be reset up BY HAND every time this happens. Sometimes/rarely I won’t have to reset them for a full 24 hours but most of the time I have to reset them maybe every 4 to 6 hours. Like right now… Um I don’t have ANY of my spy cams up because I don’t have a connection or any unsecured wireless connections I can steal from.

The other internet service provider that I could use doesn’t have over a 10 mg connection and right now I have one 50 mg connection for my member shows, private shows and uploading HD videos to my website and other places for promo… The other connection is a 20 mg connection that I use for my spy cams. I had to get two connections because they kept shutting off my connection for using “too much” upload bandwidth. I pay over $150 for both of these services monthly.

My other option is to get DSL but as most of you who know anything about internet connections know DSL is fucking pointless. I should seriously probably just move to a bigger city but I have so much going on here with 2 burlesque troupes and my awesome band, The Gorilla Monsoon… We have a website now by the way! http://thegorillamonsoon.com But yeah I like where I live even if it is the middle of nowhere.

I have another shakinit contest I’m going to participate in this week. Sadly, I’ve only placed second in the last 2 contests I participated in with shakinit. Yeah the one in February of 2010 was a shitty entry and really I probably didn’t deserve to place at all and I was surprised when my shitty last minute video actually did place… But the last booty dance video I entered into the contest was AMAZINGLY done with tons of hot angles and I seriously beat my own pussy off to it after I edited it all together. I mean it was THAT GOOD! But I lost to two skanks with no class or style.

Not that I’m this super classy bitch. We all take our clothes off for a living (even though this contest is open to everyone; nude web-stars or not…) I felt that I honestly had a better video. I wore a nice outfit that cost over $200 if you add up the cost of the shoes, bikini top, assless chaps and scarf I had wrapped around my waist… Okay but yeah, I realize men don’t generally give a shit about costuming but also I have a nice body for this type of thing, meaning a nice round ass and little waist. The other girls in the video that won were wearing old torn up wal-mart looking thongs, danced in front of a mattress placed on the ground without even cleaning up their shit thrown all over the room, had bad lighting with boring standard size video (my video was in 1080p!) and last but not least I have a much larger following than either of these two no name girls.

So yeah I am really pissed about that. Also they used free cam sites like camfuze and cam4 to promote their video and get votes and in exchange they offered a show with each other. I also did this but couldn’t compete with 2 girls pretending to be lesbians and telling the viewers that they would do this or that once they reached such and such amount of votes… Also we have now been banned from both of those sites because those sites consider that to be spamming even though it was a contest and had free sexy videos. I guess because overall shakinit.com is a pay site? Anyway I have no idea how to promote myself to get votes in this next contest since I can’t use those sites now… Any ideas?

I do the regular stuff like sending out a mass email, hitting up my yahoo group, asking for votes in my member shows and posting the link multiple times during the three days of voting on facebook and twitter. I even offered up a free masturbation video ending to the original contest video to be posted up for FREE if I won. People still were all jaded and it was like pulling teeth trying to get votes. I used to have no problem with this (getting votes for contests and what not) what so ever now people are terrified to click on any link they see online because it might be some kind of trick or something. At least that’s what I would like to believe. Maybe I’m just losing my followers… Will YOU vote for me in this next contest? I can already tell you the link to the contest will be http://vote4undressjess.com I bought that to link to all contests for easier linkage during the last one.

I’m already stressed about this contest and I haven’t even created the damn video for it yet which I need to do way before the day of the contest this time around so I’m not rushing. It has to be bubble themed so I need to incorporate bubbles in multiple creative ways. I have some things two of my fans sent me off of my wish list for this contest. An outfit and another item… but I’d like to be as creative as possible with this contest so if you have any suggestions I’m all ears! Oh and here is my wish list if you too want to send me something awesome! http://undressjess.com/privates

Well great. The internet is still out an hour later and this is going to set me so far behind (which I’m ALWAYS behind due to having such a busy life) so I’m freaking out. Also I missed a member show yesterday (the company I do these through for undressjess.com pays me so it’s a HUGE big deal when I miss one like that) so I would prefer not to miss tonight too and the shows is at 5pm. I don’t even have an internet connection to use to contact the model manager about this at this point. What kind of dumb asses get this kind of shit mixed up? GOD DAMN!

Okay I wrote the first part of this entry at like noon. It’s now past 6pm and I STILL don’t have internet. I have cleaned up nearly half of my house, played videos games for a while and probably texted everyone I know just for social interactions sake. I conned my friend Kayla to come over and listen to me bitch about the internet and smoke weed for a bit and now I think Mo is coming over to smoke and maybe play dance central on the new xbox 360 I have sitting right here… Too bad you can’t watch! Mo is a little hottie! ;)
Oh wait, hahaha! I’m posting this now way after the dilemma. Oh well it’s good to vent about bullshit sometimes…

2 comments:

Phillip said...

Both of the services in Evansville have at least a 10 meg connection. WOW has up to 18 meg and Insight has up to 20 (maybe 30 now) and those are just what they offer to residents. Have you checked lately for upgrades? I'm guessing you have WOW because I have Insight and very rarely do I have any problems.

UndressJess said...

I don't fuck with WOW. WOW is worst than anything and I have a 50 mg connection through Insight. Obviously I keep up with all upgrades. This was Insight's fault...