Thursday, July 31, 2008

Are you stalking me?

  • 04:22 I'm live on Justin.tv right now! Check out my channel here www.justin.tv/clubmix1996?92 #
  • 08:49 i am finally alone because i have screwed over everyone that has ever gave a shit about me out of my own selfishness #
  • 08:50 I can't function like in any way shape or form, there are flies and little roaches in here and not to mention my carpet is disgusting #
  • 08:51 i can't pay my rent like pretty mush at all, ummmm oh yeah and i am getting old and losing the charms that used to be so easy to exploit #
  • 08:51 ...to avoid being in the place that i am in now. #
  • 17:56 The stalker has sent me yet ANOTHER message. Is there a way to block an email account from contacting you on gmail? #
  • 18:10 When stupid boys with vagina envy are displeased with a woman for not giving them what they want (sex or sexual pleasure) they attack them. #
  • 18:11 And when I say attack, I mean they attack they very physical nature of the woman that is what they desire in the first place. #
  • 18:12 The physical draw of the woman that they can't possess automatically becomes something to be mocked and insulted if they can't possess it. #
  • 18:42 I'm live on Justin.tv right now! Check out my channel here www.justin.tv/clubmix1996?1 #
  • 18:49 I am really frustrated that is has been 3 days since I made my new justin.tv account and still I can't be found in the directory anywhere. #
  • 01:22 I'm live on Justin.tv right now! Check out my channel here www.justin.tv/clubmix1996?70 #
  • 01:24 I'm pretty sure I have no real life friends. Someone fucking come hangout with me. #
  • 01:56 how do you or whats the easiest way to take an image out of a video? #

Wednesday, July 30, 2008

Are you stalking me?

  • 06:40 I'm lonely:( #
  • 09:01 I'm broadcasting live to my Justin.tv channel! Check me out at www.justin.tv/clubmix1996?86 #
  • 12:06 I'm covered in muck. fat muck. i need to give it up. eating, that is... #
  • 12:16 But at the same time, not that I want to allow myself to become completely unhealthy... but I would like to embrace my jiggle softness. sigh #
  • 21:04 I'm live on Justin.tv right now! Check out my channel here www.justin.tv/clubmix1996?33 #
  • 21:42 @what_sadie_sang Um yeah I guess for linking to my site in chat. I created a new account and it's justin.tv/clubmix1996 and I banned links #
  • 21:43 @freakishtroll Sounds delicious! #
  • 22:37 How long does a single fly live? #
  • 02:33 @what_sadie_sang Unban me and make me a mod dude. I just asked who made your banner and that is was totally hippied out. #

Are you stalking me?

  • 01:11 ALERT: I have a creepy stalker. tinyurl.com/5wqqq7 Please bookmark him. #
  • 01:12 I say to bookmark him incase I come up missing or something also his emails to save are: [email protected] and [email protected] #
  • 01:14 Please save the information on Daniel Grossberg of Louisville, KY for my safety and if I ever come up missing please report him as a suspect #
  • 02:49 Who wants to buy me 200 dollar hair extentions to match my new blonde color so I have hot long sexy hair again? #
  • 06:40 I'm lonely:( #
  • 09:01 I'm broadcasting live to my Justin.tv channel! Check me out at www.justin.tv/clubmix1996?86 #
  • 12:06 I'm covered in muck. fat muck. i need to give it up. eating, that is... #
  • 12:16 But at the same time, not that I want to allow myself to become completely unhealthy... but I would like to embrace my jiggle softness. sigh #
  • 21:04 I'm live on Justin.tv right now! Check out my channel here www.justin.tv/clubmix1996?33 #
  • 21:42 @what_sadie_sang Um yeah I guess for linking to my site in chat. I created a new account and it's justin.tv/clubmix1996 and I banned links #
  • 21:43 @freakishtroll Sounds delicious! #
  • 22:37 How long does a single fly live? #

Are you stalking me?

  • 01:11 ALERT: I have a creepy stalker. tinyurl.com/5wqqq7 Please bookmark him. #
  • 01:12 I say to bookmark him incase I come up missing or something also his emails to save are: [email protected] and [email protected] #
  • 01:14 Please save the information on Daniel Grossberg of Louisville, KY for my safety and if I ever come up missing please report him as a suspect #
  • 02:49 Who wants to buy me 200 dollar hair extentions to match my new blonde color so I have hot long sexy hair again? #
  • 06:40 I'm lonely:( #
  • 09:01 I'm broadcasting live to my Justin.tv channel! Check me out at www.justin.tv/clubmix1996?86 #
  • 12:06 I'm covered in muck. fat muck. i need to give it up. eating, that is... #
  • 12:16 But at the same time, not that I want to allow myself to become completely unhealthy... but I would like to embrace my jiggle softness. sigh #
  • 21:04 I'm live on Justin.tv right now! Check out my channel here www.justin.tv/clubmix1996?33 #
  • 21:42 @what_sadie_sang Um yeah I guess for linking to my site in chat. I created a new account and it's justin.tv/clubmix1996 and I banned links #
  • 21:43 @freakishtroll Sounds delicious! #
  • 22:37 How long does a single fly live? #

Are you stalking me?

  • 01:11 ALERT: I have a creepy stalker. tinyurl.com/5wqqq7 Please bookmark him. #
  • 01:12 I say to bookmark him incase I come up missing or something also his emails to save are: [email protected] and [email protected] #
  • 01:14 Please save the information on Daniel Grossberg of Louisville, KY for my safety and if I ever come up missing please report him as a suspect #
  • 02:49 Who wants to buy me 200 dollar hair extentions to match my new blonde color so I have hot long sexy hair again? #
  • 06:40 I'm lonely:( #
  • 09:01 I'm broadcasting live to my Justin.tv channel! Check me out at www.justin.tv/clubmix1996?86 #
  • 12:06 I'm covered in muck. fat muck. i need to give it up. eating, that is... #
  • 12:16 But at the same time, not that I want to allow myself to become completely unhealthy... but I would like to embrace my jiggle softness. sigh #
  • 21:04 I'm live on Justin.tv right now! Check out my channel here www.justin.tv/clubmix1996?33 #

Are you stalking me?

  • 20:15 Censorship is so 1980's. Get with it! (And send me a ticket to Seattle, damn it.) #
  • 01:11 ALERT: I have a creepy stalker. tinyurl.com/5wqqq7 Please bookmark him. #
  • 01:12 I say to bookmark him incase I come up missing or something also his emails to save are: [email protected] and [email protected] #
  • 01:14 Please save the information on Daniel Grossberg of Louisville, KY for my safety and if I ever come up missing please report him as a suspect #
  • 02:49 Who wants to buy me 200 dollar hair extentions to match my new blonde color so I have hot long sexy hair again? #
  • 06:40 I'm lonely:( #
  • 09:01 I'm broadcasting live to my Justin.tv channel! Check me out at www.justin.tv/clubmix1996?86 #
  • 12:06 I'm covered in muck. fat muck. i need to give it up. eating, that is... #
  • 12:16 But at the same time, not that I want to allow myself to become completely unhealthy... but I would like to embrace my jiggle softness. sigh #

internet messanger/email chaos


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Thursday, July 24, 2008

Are you stalking me?

  • 03:46 Go join my new FREE fan club for lots of fun and good times! undressjess.ning.com/ #
  • 20:01 Dude, why are women all bitches? #
  • 21:59 Dude i found and downloaded Jill of the Jungle and it's actually playing! #

cam caps and my new FREE fan club!

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Wednesday, July 23, 2008

Are you stalking me?

  • 20:07 All I do is code all day. What a nerd head, I am. #
  • 21:00 @tastytrixie What network was it? People are dumb about blood. #
  • 21:41 My grandma just confessed to me that she masturbates, and how it feels much better now that she isn't on anit-depressants. Um. #

Monday, July 21, 2008

Are you stalking me?

  • 06:54 I desperately need to walk my dog. For him sure. But also because I haven't moved off of the couch all damned day. #
  • 15:56 Why are most people uptight dickwads? #
  • 20:56 And he said, "you're so pretty when you're unfaithful to me." #
  • 21:03 @tastytrixie I really like it. The colors are nice and I really like the header image (and the font on it). Hehe, "head". #

Thursday, July 17, 2008

Are you stalking me?

  • 03:50 I wish I had a nice fresh crunchy salad to naw on. The kitty litter is kickin'! I needs to take it out! #
  • 03:55 I need a pizza or something else. STAT! #
  • 06:01 @TheFullMonty I wouldn't mind my salad tossed nope. Why do they call it that by the way? #
  • 06:20 I used to want to be a journalist. Weird huh? UndressJess the journalist! #
  • 06:46 I just fucking ordered a 21 dollar pizza and my STUPID FUCKING ASSHOLE DOG ate it off of my counter. He's going to the pound tomorrow. #

buy this newly blonde girly some clothes!



Buy me clothes NOW:
http://www.amazon.com/gp/registry/wishlist/GMVN06KRJDXJ
Put me through School NOW:
http://clubmix1996.chipin.com/back-to-beauty-school
Listen to my ramble voice blog:
http://www.snapvine.com/undressjess/blog
Add me: www.myspace.com/clubmix1996

If you are lucky, when I receive the clothing that you buy in them mail I will send you a pass for my site, the better the gift the longer the pass;) email me at [email protected] to tell me what you have sent and tell me your prefered user name and password for me to grant you access!

Wednesday, July 16, 2008

Are you stalking me?

  • 10:15 I am seriously crying over this episode of Degrassi. Dacie was obviously raped and is now over acting sexually to compensate for her guilt. #
  • 10:36 Ok I am going to have to possibly vomit after that last episode of degrassi. I want to hug Darcie the character then murder someone. #
  • 10:38 Wow! The Degrassi kids went to Kenya to build a "Degrassi" school! That's neat! #
  • 11:45 I am so bloated that I am going to do a salt water cleanse this morning:( #
  • 12:36 Well I drank the salt water and layed on my side for like 40 mins and nothing! I guess I'll FINALLY take out my trash now. #
  • 14:18 I wonder if Mary Kate and Ashley are embarrassed of there stupid videos that they made as kids, or just wallowing in their riches? #
  • 14:29 I'm doing something that's probably not worth watching, but do it anyways:) www.justin.tv/undressjesstv?21 #
  • 20:55 I'm doing something that's probably not worth watching, but do it anyways:) www.justin.tv/undressjesstv?60 #

Tuesday, July 15, 2008

Are you stalking me?

  • 12:22 I awarded myself with a tiny pie for walking so long and for so far :) #
  • 13:06 I just realized that I haven't been a show a fucking really long time. That fucking sucks. #
  • 13:25 I'm doing something that's probably not worth watching, but do it anyways:) www.justin.tv/undressjesstv?63 #
  • 15:22 I don' t know how I get so distracted through out my day it's like my brain is on hyper drive. #
  • 16:04 Has any one else noticed how they have been putting the actors from "radio free roscoe" in "degrassi" episodes lately? #
  • 16:19 I just discovered my STUPID dog chewed up one of my fucking USB extenders and he broke my favorite door beads as well:( I want to kill him. #
  • 23:29 Axel Rose wears cornrows? I thought he hates black people? WTF! #
  • 23:38 To abuse, or NOT to abuse my adavans? #
  • 00:27 It has just come to my attention that I have a MAJOR Electra Complex. Like, 2thaMAX! #
  • 00:36 If I were a boy I would have sandy blonde hair be tall and thin and my name would be Chris. Oh and I would have had a bowl cut growing up! #
  • 00:46 Living is one of my favorite parts of life... Right after sex and pizza:) #
  • 01:43 I am now attempting to fix my hair color mistake. No more Lavender hair! Hello Goldy locks! (Dark gold:( rusty blonde, that is) #
  • 02:42 Damnit now my hair is light pumpkin orange:( Oh well it's completely temporary so it's not like it will last for ever. #

Monday, July 14, 2008

me: http://www.kilian-nakamura.com/catalog/shouting-vase-holds-your-anger-p-293.html i need this

him:
looks like theyre yelling into a toilet plunger

him:
problem is youd yell into it and itd come out soft


him:
then someone would say "what did you say jess?"


him:
and youd throw it down and say "i FUCKING said..."


him:
he’s tied to my bed and blindfolded. I’ve got his dick in my mouth and my finger up his ass and I’m about to climb aboard. When suddenly I just stop everything and say, “Oh fuck, I so want a McGriddle!” Sure I’ve never had a McGriddle but I really, really wanted one and I was worried they stopped serving them at 10:00. I halted TheSex for a McGriddle.


him:
i could see that in your live journal ha


me:
hahahahhaha wtf

This is my friend. She is Pretty.

Just a little lovin'!

random thoughts from my day...
  • 03:30 I am stalking old stripper friends on myspace:( I miss stripping! #
  • 04:48 I honestly don't want to see anyone tonight. Just fucking leave me alone. #
  • 18:12 Sometimes my brain stops working... Especially when I have just awaken to mayhem. #
  • 18:20 @tinyfolk Well NOW I am following you! Bwahahahahahaha! #
  • 01:06 Stripping the hair color from my hair once again. This shit smells like pure asshole. #
  • 03:04 Bleaching my hair now. Next I'm going to hot oil it and let it chill for the night. If I need any extra toning I'll do it tomorrow... #

Sunday, July 13, 2008

Just a little lovin'!

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Saturday, July 12, 2008

let's play little virgin jess:)

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Just a little lovin'!

random thoughts from my day...
  • 14:45 I just woke up and decided I should really get some work done today for a change. #
  • 14:46 I am downloading the entire sonic youth discography. You know I need that on my zune :D #
  • 23:37 Should I go to hammerheads? Is it even worth leaving my house? I still can't find my mascara. #
  • 02:37 Going to hammerheads once again... Oh lordy. I also stripped my hair color once and now it's rainbo colored! #

Friday, July 11, 2008

foe mah ladehz!

Just a little lovin'!

random thoughts from my day...
  • 20:32 Um, I love VH1. I love all the specials. And I want to own The Sexual Revolution on DVD. Are they putting it out? #
  • 20:59 I've said it once... I'll say it again. It's so not cool I wasn't brought up in the 60's. #
  • 22:47 I miss the rave culture. Bring it back. #
  • 22:49 Who wants to create a project and take it to burning man with me this year? #
  • 00:03 I have a problem with growing up and letting go. Can you help me? #
  • 00:13 With that last statement said, I love how the hot girls from high school are all fat and worn out looking now:D #
  • 00:48 I am trying to make a snapvine blog post, but it's not as easy as I thought. #

Thursday, July 10, 2008

contest results

I just wanted everyone to know that I did lose the contest at headsick.com
I only lost because of 11 points but it was still really fun to participate and I wanted to thank everyone that took time out of thier days to vote for me. It really means a lot to me that you guys help out by voting for me when I am in various contests. I also wanted to tell you guys how much I appreciate you guys staying positive and not leaving negative comments towards other contestants as some voters for those other gals did to me. Negativity like that really shows how ignorant some people can be when the girls in the contest are just trying to have a little fun, so yeah thanks for not leaving crappy cut downs directed at the other gals in your vote comments.

You can see the contest results here:
http://www.headsickpinups.com/news/

I also thought you guys would enjoy this video:)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QOFTQpNhsWE

you'll like it.

Just a little lovin'!

random thoughts from my day...
  • 21:55 Do I want to order pizza or maybe chinese food? #
  • 22:04 @diamondjames I hate that about red wines too. Makes me look like a Vampire. #
  • 01:41 I am off to wet my whistle at Hammerheads. Blarg. #

Tuesday, July 8, 2008

Just a little lovin'!

random thoughts from my day...
  • 08:21 I am having a fat day. I wonder if I ended up winning that contest on headsickpinups.com #
  • 01:29 I lost the contest on headsickpinups.com :( #

Monday, July 7, 2008

insulting email...

"i can't believe you are all over the internet begging for votes for a contest when you couldnt even stay sober long enough to appear in Dana DeArmond video she could of made you a star like she did the 1 girl at the end you have been a drunk an fuck up everthing you ever done keep asking for votes with all the different guys you screwed drunk on camwhores you could have been a great porn star Dana told ever one how you waited til an hour before you where surpose to be in LA then called you always been a screw up an always will just sober up an fly straight you might get something in life quit begging for VOTES for contest you will never win"

This guy can't fucking speak with correct english or even spell yet he's cutting me down?
His email is: [email protected]
Please email him and tell him what a fucking loser he truly is...

Thanks:)

Just a little lovin'!

random thoughts from my day...
  • 19:50 Both of the babies found their way home last night. Snack is most likely fucking pregnant though. #
  • 22:13 Someone please make me do something that's worth a damn. #
  • 08:21 I am having a fat day. I wonder if I ended up winning that contest on headsickpinups.com #

Sunday, July 6, 2008

Just a little lovin'!

random thoughts from my day...
  • 22:05 This new Erykah Badu album is seriously the shit. #

Saturday, July 5, 2008

Just a little lovin'!

random thoughts from my day...
  • 14:38 I have a cat asleep on my foot and it's magical. #
  • 21:25 @furrygirl OMG! What do you do your cam shows through? I hope that wasn't like one of your members... #
  • 21:33 I fucking hate the 4th of July. I hate the noise, the fireworks, the alcoholics, the lack of friends I have to spend it with... Everything. #
  • 22:14 Hey go vote for me on tinyurl.com/5pbljh Go there and then leave a comment voting for # 2. #

Friday, July 4, 2008

last second voting!

Hey go vote for me on headsickpinups.com this is the last day and I just somehow got behind and this is the last day for voting. Go to the site enter the site and then go to the top right hand corner where there is the banner for the contest. Go there and then leave a comment saying that you vote for me. I am # 2.
http://www.headsickpinups.com/news/?p=155#comments

Just a little lovin'!

random thoughts from my day...
  • 09:45 I only am in love with that I cannot have. Or maybe just like having a new DVD player... #
  • 18:37 God damn it. I woke up late for my camshow and my rude.com account was suspended. I am working on it to getting everything back up:( #

Thursday, July 3, 2008

Just a little lovin'!

random thoughts from my day...
  • 12:22 I am hungover for sure. How does this happen to me? OH! DUH! #

Wednesday, July 2, 2008

i would totally be scared of this shit now

Tuesday, July 1, 2008

Just a little lovin'!

random thoughts from my day...
  • 09:43 I am in a severely bad mood right now. Maybe because I haven't fucking slept in days. #
  • 16:55 Would you be more forgiving of my foolish actions if I were a blond... or perhaps bald and dying? #
  • 18:01 I have a few bad habits of picking my right ear until it bleeds, chewing my lip and scratching the scalp off of my... scalp. #
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