Friday, June 26, 2009

Are you stalking me?

  • 04:09 I have new hair! Yay! So fresh and so clean! #jtv #
  • 04:25 My bath helped sooth my gut a little but man earlier I was so sick I thought I was going to have to go to the hospital! #
  • 06:07 Just took my 27th mugshot! #
  • 06:13 I just heard that a girl totally OD'd on from snorting heroin tonight on JTV... WTF!? #
  • 06:45 I did nothing today worth a damn really... except I got new hair and a stomach virus. Ahhhh, tomorrow is a new day! Nighty muffin heads!!! #
  • 07:04 I REALLY need 4 of these hat racks! Buy 1 and get a month pass to, buy all 4 and get a 6 month pass! #
  • 07:33 God [email protected]! I just masturbated myself wide awake. Great. #
  • 08:15 My melatonin has kicked in finally and I am going to passout. I have a ton of shit to catch up on tomorrow from being sick today! :) #
  • 19:22 I wish I had more peanut butter for a PBJ since my belly is feeling better today:( #
  • 20:20 I just got my antidepressants yesterday and I can't find where I stuck them for the life of me. Can anyone see where they are on a spycam? #
  • 20:28 Anti-depressants found! 10 points to Wessley! #
  • 20:34 I need some more nails to rehang this stuff that randomly fell off of my wall yesterday... Volunteers to bring 3 nails over? #
  • 20:40 I am going to go lay down again... I am a lazy ass. #
  • 22:27 I used to work with a stripper that told me her son would play with her old hair pieces and pretend he was cousin in. That kid ruled! #
  • 22:51 Where the hell is my other tap shoe when I need it? #
  • 01:34 I am doing those crazy privates again at hella cheap prices for the next half hour! #
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