Tuesday, August 18, 2009

Are you stalking me?

  • 03:10 I had sex with this fucking thing for a year and a half. Please tell me why I did that to myself... minurl.fr/v8n #
  • 03:33 My Monday Night Member's Show is in a half an hour on undressjess.com! Be there or be a loser! #
  • 05:08 I really want one of those Wendy's toffee shakes. Who's with me? #
  • 05:20 I really, really, REALLY wish I wouldn't have fucked my tv antenna earlier cause I want to watch some shitty tv:( I'm gonna mess with it... #
  • 05:29 OMG! I somehow got the TV to work and flipping FOXY BROWN is on! I just hit the jack pot! #
  • 06:23 What kind of tea do they drink most often in England? Or is it all different types? #
  • 06:28 I'm deep conditioning my hair and brewing some chamomile tea. What are you doing? #
  • 08:18 I broke a huge glass pitcher in the fucking bathtub. This means I will most likely not rince the conditioner out of my hair just tonight... #
  • 22:55 Please dont steal my fucking photo's of me or otherwise and put them up on your stupid social networking sites. #
  • 23:30 I can't seem to wake up... I'm gonna take B complex vitamin and see what happens next? #
  • 00:27 Would someone use paypal to buy this for me? I dont have PP:( And I want it for my belly dancing stuff! minurl.fr/vcz #
  • 01:20 I need to walk the dog but the landlord is lurking in the hallway and I don't want to deal talking to him & I bled in my new yoga pants :( #
  • 01:28 I am looking for folks with similar interests/ideas to do blog link trades with! Please contact me! minurl.fr/jpt #
  • 02:00 I am skipping my members show tonight again. This will soon stop and I will be normal once this god damned celexa is out of my system. #
  • 02:58 I am not doing a show tonight BUT I am about to do a belly dance practice DVD if you wanna tune in on my spy cams! minurl.fr/jpt #
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