Tuesday, August 25, 2009

Are you stalking me?

  • 06:30 Bruce saved my life by bringing me a big jug of water though I suspect he filled it up with tap water to trick me. Oh well! I drank it! #
  • 09:01 Who can bring me more alcohol? #
  • 09:06 Steve hurt me pretty bad. I hate life. #
  • 13:29 What I find most infuriating is being treated as if no one else could possibly love me, but then again maybe no one could... #
  • 14:50 I can't believe I woke up and can't get back to fucking sleep. Also I am pissed I have to sleep on the couch to make sure I am up to ca ... #
  • 15:02 I think I am going to make some tofu fish for dinner tonight... minurl.fr/w3z #
  • 15:17 I wish I had some chicken noodle soup to fix but I don't. I can't believe I am actually hung over cause like I still am having withdrawals. #
  • 16:49 I got my MBT shoes in the mail and juts put my Smart Soles insoles and they feel like heaven on my feet. I don't want to take them off! #
  • 16:59 Hahaha! I meant *just in my last update... Is "juts" even a word? I bet it is! #
  • 17:03 Well since I caught the ups man I guess I can try to go back to bed considering I only caught 4 hours of rest. Oh and I can MASTURBATE now! #
  • 00:58 I just gucking slept the entire day away, Grrrreat! So much for getting back on a normal schedule! #
  • 01:11 gucking = fucking in half alseep web terms. #
  • 01:38 That seed thing in the middle of a peach? Yeah, that thing is what I always imagined the inside of my vagina looks like. #
  • 01:49 My chin is itching bad. This always happens when I am about to get really sick. I'm going to take some vitamins now... #
  • 02:07 I need to get up off of my lazy ass and walk my dog so I can come back and get ready for my members show on undressjess.com at 10pm CST! #
  • 02:11 So THIS is what my fellow stripper buddies made after their shoes were all worn out! minurl.fr/w6b Crafty! #
  • 02:25 I recheduled my show for 1am CST instead of 10pm (like in a half hour) because I am just not fully awake yet! I hope you can still make it! #
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