Tuesday, September 1, 2009

Are you stalking me?

  • 03:07 Cool. My internet crashed again and then somehow froze up my entire computer and I had to restart and thus lost everything I was working on. #
  • 04:17 Oh! I forgot to mention I started tonights member's show on undressjess.com! I'm fresh out of the shower in a tiny green robe! #
  • 04:59 Show was a fun time! I'm gonna do that god damned elliptical again in a minute and then do some yogi bear moves! Yaaaay! #
  • 05:46 The elliptical doesn't seem to take as long when I have my zune plugged into my ears! Now for the yoga. I was going to skip it but I'll try. #
  • 06:17 I didn't make it through the entire yoga vid, but I did most of it. Though I DID walk 9 blocks, do 30mins of elliptical AND the yoga today! #
  • 06:50 This is my JAM, bitches! ♫ blip.fm/~cngc8 #
  • 07:01 I'm hitting the sheets homies! But when I get up again tomorrow plz encourage me to continue my "Break My Big Ass In Half: Fitness Month"!:) #
  • 15:12 How is it that I sleep much more soundly AFTER my alarm goes off and alerts me that it's time to wake the hell up? #
  • 15:48 The hottest dude that I have the secretest crush on is outside of my window right now and I am salivating. #
  • 15 :51 Good he left. I can do my elliptical now without worrying about him seeing me make an ass out of myself with my out of shape behind! #
  • 16:20 What musical is this lyric from? "Let me entertain you! Let me make you smile!" Answer in the next 3 minutes and win a week pass to my site! #
  • 16:24 Time is up! That was so easy too! It was "Gypsy" the musical! #
  • 18:20 Time to warm up those yummy Chinese left overs from yesterday! I'll be adding my own touches as well (I.e. curry and cock sauce)! #
  • 18:51 I'm nerding out and watching the special features in my Twin Peaks Gold Box. I'm like dying. I love you, Kyle MacLachlan! #
  • 19:25 Check out how funny the SNL Twin Peaks sketch was! 1990! ping.fm/ylDyL #
  • 19:44 AHHHHHHHHHHHHH! I want to move back to Washington! Except somewhere outside of the city though... #
  • 20:45 Damn it! Patsy isn't even taking me to run errands and get my money orders for Etsy today and I told the internet company I was leaving. #
  • 20:53 Is gmail not fucking loading for anyone else or is it just me? #
  • 20:59 I always seem to want to take a little nap by this time of the day and it's lame and unproductive of me to feel this way. Gah! #
  • 21:36 SAMPLES! Get your sexy samples here! Free samples of my ghetto booty! minurl.fr/qn8 #
  • 02:15 I might drink my last theraflu simply because I have such a massive headache and I am out of tylonol. Booo! #
  • 02:52 In ten minutes I am starting my 3D members chat/show on undressjess.com! (Yes I found it!) minurl.fr/jpt #
  • 03:00 I'm naked in my 3D members chat/show on my site right now! Are you there with me? You better be watching! minurl.fr/jpt #
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