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• 03:11 So you want to know why I am so dang flexible? Because when I was a little fat kid I thought stretching was actually like... working out. #
• 05:04 Doing the elliptical for the measly 15 minutes sucks so bad tonight I actually shed a tear for getting fat in the first place. #
• 05:13 I wanted to go out to a bar tonight but I seem to be failing at accomplishing that goal. #
• 08:29 I went to IHOP:( I might as well face it. I'm addicted to food. #
• 17:56 OMG! Sale on the denim at Urban Outfitters! All Jeans are $39! minurl.fr/ya9 If I could just stay away from IHOP and fit in the m... #
• 18:09 God fucking damn it! I forgot my mom was going to be coming in town today from the great northwest. Fuck a duck... #
• 18:18 I purchased some Dexatrim Max yesterday and took some upon waking this morning. I hope this gives me the kick I need... (I suck at dieting) #
• 18:36 What is the biggest box of crayons that has the most colors that crayola sells now? I'm in the mood to take up my coloring book habit again. #
• 20:32 If a parasite is simply an organism that NEEDS another to survive, then I think abortion clinics should just advertise parasite removal! #
• 21:0 0 I found a new house to move into! minurl.fr/yax Do you like it? #
• 21:54 By George, I've got it! I'm gonna be Hannah Montana for Halloween! #
• 22:11 Buy me the Hannah Montana costume off of my wish list for Halloween! ping.fm/3DRX4 #
• 23:12 Ha this looks like my head stuck on the top of a top heavy slut puppy! That's exciting! minurl.fr/ybd #
• 23:33 Oh snaps! This banana curry soup is insane good! I need ot make MORE next time! Yay, for cooking something that wasn't in a box! #< /a>
• 00:04 I coughed and my cat got scared and jumped 2 ft up and 3 ft over onto my lap and scratched the living shit out of me. It was funny as hell. #
• 00:38 Some stupid ugly cunt just blocked me from her fb account because I tried to add her but I don't play "mafia wars" and thus I'm not addable. #
• 00:52 Buy me Hannah Montana costume pieces and i'll comp you passes to undressjess.com! The higher the gift $ the &gt; the pass! minurl.fr/kdm #
• 02:03 Pshhhh! My ASS if ""Sophie Dee" is 5'4" and 120lbs. Um more like 150lbs with an ass and thighs like that... minurl.fr/ybk #
• 02:09 Attention members of undressjess.com please read my most recent members only blog entry! Thank you! :) #
• 02:18 Oh dear god. My mother wants to go to thong thursday at fast eddies. Please shoot me in the foot. NOW. #

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