Monday, October 12, 2009

Are you stalking me?

  • 03:08 OMG, I just did the longest private show known to man! I actually had to stop it myself cause I thought my vagina was going to fall off! #
  • 03:20 Oh and with my newer glass g-spot dildo I totally squirted on cam for the first time EVER tonight! Congratulate me! #
  • 03:33 Time to pee, walk Jeb and watch HOUSE while eating my left over chicken bites! Yay for life! #
  • 04:19 Anyone wanna go to Boo At The Zoo with me and sneak in flasks? This sounds like a brilliant idea! #
  • 05:54 I wash my face with coconut oil... What do you wash your face with? #< /li>
  • 06:25 OMG Etsy is down! NOOOOO! #
  • 06:34 I am going to walk Jeb and go to sleep. For some reason I am super hella tired! Tomorrow I need to reassess my weekly to do list! #
  • 07:20 Thanks to @tastytrixie the UndressJess of the day is "fetching!" Use it in a sentence please! #UJWOD #
  • 17:17 Gah! Waking up sucks. But I think I may have gotten a good amount of sleep last night at least :) #
  • 17:19 It was late last night so no one did my dang word of the day! I'm gonna send it out again so you guys can try again :) #
  • 17:19 Thanks to @tastytrix ie the UndressJess of the day is "fetching!" Use it in a sentence please! #UJWOD #
  • 17:36 It's a Tori Amos morning for me... What are you listening to? #
  • 17:56 I have a terrible secret guilty love of the song "Angel" by Sarah McLachlan. It's sick. #
  • 18:03 I wanna go see "Where the Wild Things Are"! Anyone want to go with me? I wish we had a theater down town like they do in real cities:( #
  • 18:16 Actually I was 13 in this picture. I remember because I caught the anoxeria when I was 14 so it couldn't have been then! #
  • 19:12 My mom... GAR! Just called me to say she's "Okay" with what I do now, but still lectured me on opportunities that she caused me to miss. #
  • 19:14 I'm gonna sit down and rewrite my "to do" list and order some hot and sour soup! I'm craving soup for some reason. #
  • 20:41 Oh! I forgot to mention for all of you members to check the members only blog! I added a new feature :) #
  • 23:35 I fixed my site blog so if you guys leave comments on it and I told you I never saw them before I will be getting them from now on via email #
  • 00:05 Wait... There are all new girls on "The Girls Nex t Door"? What happened to Holly? #
  • 00:26 I bought Brittney these tights... Um, 8 years ago :) #
  • 01:09 This show "The World's Strictest Parents" is horrible. These aren't good parents, these are abusive parents. But I'm watching it... #
  • 01:12 Great idea "parents", take the kids condoms! That's just gonna cause you to have to take care of more bad ass kids. #
  • 01:14 I hate being out of my Adderal. It makes me want to eat and nap non-fucking-stop and I never get anything done. #
  • 02:10 I need to quit watching The Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader Auditions show and walk the dog and take a long bath! But it's so good! #
  • 02:39 My throat is kind of swollen. I really really hope I am not getting sick again! #
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