Monday, November 30, 2009
Sunday, November 29, 2009
Are you stalking me?
- 03:03 Has anyone else's internet (if you have Insight) been screwing up all day? This keeps effing up my spycams! #
- 04:11 I was supposed to do tonight's show on a new network but they haven't got back with me on how to fix the html code for you guys to see! #
- 04:12 Which means that even if I did the show no one on undressjess.com would be able to access it. So sorry guys, unless they get back with me... #
- 04:13 There will be no members show on undressjess.com tonight! I will see if they have a number I can call for next Saturday if there are issues! #
- 07:07 I just had a dream that I cut off my hand, what do you t hink that means? #
- 09:53 I'm really sad that I didn't get a chance to see Leslie this weekend. It makes me want to cut my hand off:( #
- 10:37 Has anyone ever tried this? (Especially if you have had a stroke like me or a blot clot?) ping.fm/gY4D6 If so, how was it? #
- 10:42 ping.fm/cbBbF STRETCHY PANTS! Gotta have it! #
- 11:04 ...Going to bed. I hope to REALLY get some stuff done tomorrow! I'm so slow and behind and TIRED. Strokes and blood thinners seriously suck. #
- 13:42 Someone may be like the fly in your ointment now, buzzing arou... More for Aquarius twittascope.com/twittascope/?sign=11 #
- 20:51 I'm going to buy this computer in a minute! ping.fm/RBKbn #
- 21:32 What's the easiest way to transfer my data from one laptop to another? I need to do that! (And not pay someone to do it for me!) #
- 00:49 I just bought this laptop and I bought my first Blu-Ray as well! ping.fm/05fwq Guess what it is? It's soooo cheesy! #
- 00:58 Remember guys I am sending ALL twitter direct messages to my spam folder so if you want me you hav e to email me! [email protected] #
- 01:03 I am selling a Sony Vaio model PCG-384L type VGN-F2140E for (with installed xp instead of vista!) $350 if you are interested! #
- 01:51 Correction! The computer is a PCG-384L VGN-FZ140E #
- 02:07 My Sunday night show is starting now on undressjess.com! I couldn't get my new pc fixed up in time so I am using my old laptop:) #
Saturday, November 28, 2009
Are you stalking me?
- 04:10 I just set up my Charlie Brown Christmas tree, but where should I put it that it won't get knocked over and broken by the cats? #
- 04:59 I am checking the video quality on my new camera... Here it is! ping.fm/Xn0JP #
- 13:44 It's easy for you to be upbeat today, but you could go overboa... More for Aquarius twittascope.com/twittascope/?sign=11 #
- 21:58 Where can I get something like this for cheaper than the price it's listed for here? #
- 00:17 A bunch of stuff from my wishlist got here today! I got the Charlie Brown Hol iday Collection, Crooklyn and a bunch of supplements! Yay! #
- 00:50 I'm going to take a nap and then get up and make some coffee. I am the queen of sleep! #
- 01:11 Can someone take me to BestBuy right NOW? They have an 8gb HP laptop with an led screen for $700! PLEASE SOMEONE TAKE ME! #
- 01:24 What do you think of this computer? ping.fm/jpJz4 #
- 01:32 Is this pc better for editing ping.fm/P6Ecy compared to this one? ping.fm/0EzOb #
Friday, November 27, 2009
Thursday, November 26, 2009
A Quote!
Happy Thanksgiving. A toast: Let us toast to animal pleasures, to escapism, to rain on the roof and instant coffee, to unemployment insurance and library cards, to absinthe and good-hearted landlords, to music and warm bodies and contraceptives... and to the "good life", whatever it is and wherever it happens to be. -Hunter S. Thompson
Wednesday, November 25, 2009
Tuesday, November 24, 2009
A Rant On "Time"
Time… I don’t have it. I try to keep all of my to do’s and to don’ts in check and in order but nothing seems to work.
As you probably know. I had a stroke a month and a week ago. It prevented me from being able to perform or work on my online projects updating my sites and all of the normal work I generally have to do for nearly 3 weeks. This is mainly due to the fact that I was in the hospital for over a week and couldn’t read a lick for two weeks.
Someone eventually brought my net-book to the hospital for me to try to check my emails which by that point were backed up worse than I have ever seen them. ( I generally get about 300-400 emails a day. They range from business folks, affiliates, members, fans and some of these emails are well disguised spam which has to be waded through to determine which is which…)
When I first got my sick little hands on my tiny net-book I was so infuriated at the fact that I couldn’t understand ANY of my emails or ANY of my instant messages. My Doctor said I shouldn’t worry about it and that I should try to take it easy until the first of the new year. But I just can’t do things like that. I have to push my limits.
So here we are a month and a week after the said event of UndressJess having her stroke. I am obviously typing this. I am not having a friend transcribe what I want to say down to the key board. I’m a big girl that’s doing it for herself But it’s still extremely difficult for me to communicate this way. First of all like a dyslexic I am constantly misspelling words that I previously knew how to spell correctly, I am omitting words entirely from written sentences, and my sentence structure is lacking… to say the least. Each time I post a twitter update I have to reread the damned thing 50 million times to make sure everything is spelled correctly, nothing is left out and that it’s in the right order and readable.
It certainly does NOT help that I am an individual with a serious case of ADD… (Attention Deficit Disorder) I have been taking Adderal to help with this for the last million years. And now all of a sudden my doctor doesn’t want me to ingest any medicine that may interact with the blood thinners I am on or that may trigger another Stroke. Don’t get me wrong, this is not what they think may have caused the stroke in the first place, they just want to play it “safe”.
Not having my ADD meds to help me focus is really taking a shit on my recovery as well as standing in the way of me attempting to get anything done for my business. I can’t seem to focus on anything for more than 3 minutes and relearning to read has been a bitch because of this. I’m really surprised I have gotten so far. I wish I knew of a natural remedy for ADD or of something that could help with it NATURALLY in a NON-DANGEROUS way. This whole stroke thing has really made me weary of taking anything without doing thorough research on it first… This brings me to what they think might have caused it in the first place.
Brace yourself! It was my fucking birth control… LITERALLY. That’s so great for me considering I love to have sex and my members love to watch me have sex on my 18 (soon to be 20) 24/7 spy cams located all over my house. I also have an issue with condoms, because if I use them my vah-jay-jay will swell up to double it’s size and it’s extremely sensitive and even painful if you touch it for a week afterward. I don’t know what this is about because as far as I know I have not had a latex reaction to anything else. So I am at a loss on what to do about this.
Thinking about all of this is so overwhelming sometimes I just want to collapse into a ball and scream and cry… and honestly sometimes I HAVE TO DO THAT! You might wonder what the hell is wrong with me if you see me do this on my spy cams. I’m usually fine so don’t worry. I just need some way to get this muck out of my soul! Does that make any sense or am I just talking out of my ass here?
If I could just spend my day doing anything I wanted to do without having to worry about making a living through an internet business; I would paint, sing, choreograph dances, play the Wii, write stories, make movies, spend all day at the library and at the coffee shop. I think a lot of people misunderstand what I really do here in my home. Yes I work from home, but what does that mean?
Let me just name a few responsibilities that I have as a webmaster of my own smutty solo alt girl site:
1. Marketing
a. This takes up most of my time and includes just about anything a person can do to get their name out there to an many people as possible and get them interested in you and your work.
b. This is probably the most time consuming part of my job.
2. Creating Content
a. To do this you need to preferably have a nice area (or plans to shoot elsewhere) where you can film or take pictures. I rarely have time to just CLEAN or freshen up my area before I do this because I am doing so many things at once.
b. This adds more stress to the equation: MONEY! You need money to buy cute and sexy lingerie to model in and out of, to buy the equipment needed to compete with this very saturated market of solo girl sites popping up every day, beauty products like fake hair, make-up that works with HD photography and film (this shit is EXPENSIVE!), fake tan products that make your body look more appealing, skin care and supplements that help aid your body in aging gracefully but less quickly (considering I am in the “teen/babe” market. Hey everyone should start early!) and there is SOOOO much more.
Luckily I have amazing fans and members that want to see me in high quality pictures and videos and in nice sexy lingerie and they want to see me look and feel awesome about myself so a lot of this stuff is provided for me via the wish lists:
1. http://www.amazon.com/wishlist/WLFKOINITPGK
2. http://www.amazon.com/wishlist/1BICJUHQA75SX
3. Editing Content
a. So now that I have content out the ass I have to edit it. Sometimes the lighting in photos SUCKS and needs to be brightened. Some times in the middle of me dildo-ing myself on a rickety bar stool I fall off and I don’t want to embarrass myself so I edit it out! This shit takes up more time than you know!
b. Because I don’t have a PC built for editing or (even better) a MAC I am constantly having to restart my computer because it has frozen up. I have to use more than one program to get the effect that I am looking for, or the program just crashes and I lose the video that I have been working on painstakingly for 2 long hours. THIS SUCKS! I was saving up to buy myself the king of all MAC computers to do this on but because of my recent medical expenses I won’t be buying ANYTHING for quite awhile.
4. Emails
a. I am not wanting you guys to think I don’t love hearing from you because I really do appreciate being loved! But sometimes it gets overwhelming!
b. I have emails from affiliates asking for things like special fan sign photos for them to use to promote me and they want it that day… See it takes me nearly 4 hours to get ready to take my pro photos and I do the pro photo-sets all at one time 2 to 4 times a year. The other sets are DIY and aren’t going to be as fancy. But even with those I have to have the best lighting and be all made up. So by the time I get around to doing new photo sets the highlighted email asking for the fan picture is now 3 pages back in the email archive and I totally miss doing it!
c. I am trying to be more organized, I have been trying to be for months but it’s so hard when my brain is only half working and I have ADD and NOW I can add dyslexia to the list (I really hope this is only temporary). I am so frustrated all the time I could hit myself in the face.
The last thing I am doing to list even though there is MUCH more to be said about updating, performing members shows, coding, providing new features to the site to get members entertained at all times and what not but this is another huge on for me…
5. Research!
a. It may look like I am just browsing the internet but I am continually looking at what other sites are doing, b. What is the new standard? Recently everything went to HD and I am still working on that myself but now people are even working on providing SUPER HD resolution which ends up being like blu-ray quality! So this means I need a camera that is compatible with that! (There is a cheaper portable one on my wish list that does this guys! *Hint! Hint!* ) But yeah the industry is constantly changing and I am barely hanging on trying to keep up! Can you imagine how stressful this is? Although I must say (and without any shame) my site offers must more than the average solo girl site out there. I update weekly both with pics and videos, I have 18 (soon to be 20) spy cams on me 24/7, daily cam shows (though I’ve been missing this more often due to my stroke and the exhaustion from taking these stupid blood thinners, I still end up doing a hell of a ton more live members shows than my fellow cam sistas) when most girls do one once a month or every blue moon, I have access to more spy cams/cam shows by other folks other than myself than any other site on the internet and for WAY less money. I also have a fetish section I have been slowly working on adding more and more to, my members get direct access to my personal messaging handles and email address and thus can contact me whenever they have any questions or suggestions. I really love my site and although it’s a LOT of work it’s certainly a labor of love! I just need more time... A longer day.
As you probably know. I had a stroke a month and a week ago. It prevented me from being able to perform or work on my online projects updating my sites and all of the normal work I generally have to do for nearly 3 weeks. This is mainly due to the fact that I was in the hospital for over a week and couldn’t read a lick for two weeks.
Someone eventually brought my net-book to the hospital for me to try to check my emails which by that point were backed up worse than I have ever seen them. ( I generally get about 300-400 emails a day. They range from business folks, affiliates, members, fans and some of these emails are well disguised spam which has to be waded through to determine which is which…)
When I first got my sick little hands on my tiny net-book I was so infuriated at the fact that I couldn’t understand ANY of my emails or ANY of my instant messages. My Doctor said I shouldn’t worry about it and that I should try to take it easy until the first of the new year. But I just can’t do things like that. I have to push my limits.
So here we are a month and a week after the said event of UndressJess having her stroke. I am obviously typing this. I am not having a friend transcribe what I want to say down to the key board. I’m a big girl that’s doing it for herself But it’s still extremely difficult for me to communicate this way. First of all like a dyslexic I am constantly misspelling words that I previously knew how to spell correctly, I am omitting words entirely from written sentences, and my sentence structure is lacking… to say the least. Each time I post a twitter update I have to reread the damned thing 50 million times to make sure everything is spelled correctly, nothing is left out and that it’s in the right order and readable.
It certainly does NOT help that I am an individual with a serious case of ADD… (Attention Deficit Disorder) I have been taking Adderal to help with this for the last million years. And now all of a sudden my doctor doesn’t want me to ingest any medicine that may interact with the blood thinners I am on or that may trigger another Stroke. Don’t get me wrong, this is not what they think may have caused the stroke in the first place, they just want to play it “safe”.
Not having my ADD meds to help me focus is really taking a shit on my recovery as well as standing in the way of me attempting to get anything done for my business. I can’t seem to focus on anything for more than 3 minutes and relearning to read has been a bitch because of this. I’m really surprised I have gotten so far. I wish I knew of a natural remedy for ADD or of something that could help with it NATURALLY in a NON-DANGEROUS way. This whole stroke thing has really made me weary of taking anything without doing thorough research on it first… This brings me to what they think might have caused it in the first place.
Brace yourself! It was my fucking birth control… LITERALLY. That’s so great for me considering I love to have sex and my members love to watch me have sex on my 18 (soon to be 20) 24/7 spy cams located all over my house. I also have an issue with condoms, because if I use them my vah-jay-jay will swell up to double it’s size and it’s extremely sensitive and even painful if you touch it for a week afterward. I don’t know what this is about because as far as I know I have not had a latex reaction to anything else. So I am at a loss on what to do about this.
Thinking about all of this is so overwhelming sometimes I just want to collapse into a ball and scream and cry… and honestly sometimes I HAVE TO DO THAT! You might wonder what the hell is wrong with me if you see me do this on my spy cams. I’m usually fine so don’t worry. I just need some way to get this muck out of my soul! Does that make any sense or am I just talking out of my ass here?
If I could just spend my day doing anything I wanted to do without having to worry about making a living through an internet business; I would paint, sing, choreograph dances, play the Wii, write stories, make movies, spend all day at the library and at the coffee shop. I think a lot of people misunderstand what I really do here in my home. Yes I work from home, but what does that mean?
Let me just name a few responsibilities that I have as a webmaster of my own smutty solo alt girl site:
1. Marketing
a. This takes up most of my time and includes just about anything a person can do to get their name out there to an many people as possible and get them interested in you and your work.
b. This is probably the most time consuming part of my job.
2. Creating Content
a. To do this you need to preferably have a nice area (or plans to shoot elsewhere) where you can film or take pictures. I rarely have time to just CLEAN or freshen up my area before I do this because I am doing so many things at once.
b. This adds more stress to the equation: MONEY! You need money to buy cute and sexy lingerie to model in and out of, to buy the equipment needed to compete with this very saturated market of solo girl sites popping up every day, beauty products like fake hair, make-up that works with HD photography and film (this shit is EXPENSIVE!), fake tan products that make your body look more appealing, skin care and supplements that help aid your body in aging gracefully but less quickly (considering I am in the “teen/babe” market. Hey everyone should start early!) and there is SOOOO much more.
Luckily I have amazing fans and members that want to see me in high quality pictures and videos and in nice sexy lingerie and they want to see me look and feel awesome about myself so a lot of this stuff is provided for me via the wish lists:
1. http://www.amazon.com/wishlist/WLFKOINITPGK
2. http://www.amazon.com/wishlist/1BICJUHQA75SX
3. Editing Content
a. So now that I have content out the ass I have to edit it. Sometimes the lighting in photos SUCKS and needs to be brightened. Some times in the middle of me dildo-ing myself on a rickety bar stool I fall off and I don’t want to embarrass myself so I edit it out! This shit takes up more time than you know!
b. Because I don’t have a PC built for editing or (even better) a MAC I am constantly having to restart my computer because it has frozen up. I have to use more than one program to get the effect that I am looking for, or the program just crashes and I lose the video that I have been working on painstakingly for 2 long hours. THIS SUCKS! I was saving up to buy myself the king of all MAC computers to do this on but because of my recent medical expenses I won’t be buying ANYTHING for quite awhile.
4. Emails
a. I am not wanting you guys to think I don’t love hearing from you because I really do appreciate being loved! But sometimes it gets overwhelming!
b. I have emails from affiliates asking for things like special fan sign photos for them to use to promote me and they want it that day… See it takes me nearly 4 hours to get ready to take my pro photos and I do the pro photo-sets all at one time 2 to 4 times a year. The other sets are DIY and aren’t going to be as fancy. But even with those I have to have the best lighting and be all made up. So by the time I get around to doing new photo sets the highlighted email asking for the fan picture is now 3 pages back in the email archive and I totally miss doing it!
c. I am trying to be more organized, I have been trying to be for months but it’s so hard when my brain is only half working and I have ADD and NOW I can add dyslexia to the list (I really hope this is only temporary). I am so frustrated all the time I could hit myself in the face.
The last thing I am doing to list even though there is MUCH more to be said about updating, performing members shows, coding, providing new features to the site to get members entertained at all times and what not but this is another huge on for me…
5. Research!
a. It may look like I am just browsing the internet but I am continually looking at what other sites are doing, b. What is the new standard? Recently everything went to HD and I am still working on that myself but now people are even working on providing SUPER HD resolution which ends up being like blu-ray quality! So this means I need a camera that is compatible with that! (There is a cheaper portable one on my wish list that does this guys! *Hint! Hint!* ) But yeah the industry is constantly changing and I am barely hanging on trying to keep up! Can you imagine how stressful this is? Although I must say (and without any shame) my site offers must more than the average solo girl site out there. I update weekly both with pics and videos, I have 18 (soon to be 20) spy cams on me 24/7, daily cam shows (though I’ve been missing this more often due to my stroke and the exhaustion from taking these stupid blood thinners, I still end up doing a hell of a ton more live members shows than my fellow cam sistas) when most girls do one once a month or every blue moon, I have access to more spy cams/cam shows by other folks other than myself than any other site on the internet and for WAY less money. I also have a fetish section I have been slowly working on adding more and more to, my members get direct access to my personal messaging handles and email address and thus can contact me whenever they have any questions or suggestions. I really love my site and although it’s a LOT of work it’s certainly a labor of love! I just need more time... A longer day.
Are you stalking me?
- 03:05 I should be live in tonight's member's show on undressjess.com right now but why is not one in chat? Am I even showing up? #
- 04:48 Seriously going out and having to run these stupid fucking errands always shoots my day to hell. I can never get anything fucking gone! #
- 05:34 I found an adderal in my purse. I might take it... I need to get work done, and it IS worth risking my health. #
- 05:54 Does "The Sims Online" still exist? If so, who wants to join it and play it with me? Any other game suggestions? #
- 05:56 Awe:( It's dead! ping.fm/eYVCY I should have playe d it back in high school like everyone else, damn it! #
- 07:05 I'm watching this movie "Anvil" with my buddy Bruce. So don't get mad if I don't respond to you! :) #
- 08:58 The movie was pretty sweet but I have been so distracted that it has taken me 2 hrs to edit a 10 minute movie. I'm brilliant! #
- 09:27 I restarted the pc and it didn't save a thing. I am going to totally have to re-edit the damn thing. I don't think I have it in me tonight:( #
- 10:06 X-Mas is coming and you know what I want? I real deal IPOD! ping.fm/EA8gS I've never had one of those:( I'm behind the times:( #
- 10:28 Let's get positive! Everyone go around the room and name one physical thing you like about yourself! I have AWESOME skin! Now you go ! :) #
- 15:19 Your dreams can actually help to answer a lingering question t... More for Aquarius twittascope.com/twittascope/?sign=11 #
- 17:12 I just woke up and god damn it's cold up in here! I'm making a vat of coffee to cure my woes! #
- 17:41 I'm gonna eat some toast and drink some coffee while I stare at the boob tube and attempt to wake up... Wish me luck! #
- 20:00 This pisses me off so bad. T his is the time I feel like I could start getting things done and of course I have to leave in a fucking minute. #
- 22:02 I just drove around in a car with my crazy grandma for an hour looking for a doctor who's office was located right across the street... #
- 22:04 When I finally arrived at the doctor's office he hit me on the knee, stuck me with a pin and asked me if I could read yet & charged me $250. #
- 01:37 I am finally writing a blog entry but because of my stroke induced dyslexia I need some help with editing it before I post, can you help? #
Monday, November 23, 2009
My favorite Beauty Products!
Here are the links to the products listed in this video:
HALO HYDRATING PERFECTING POWDER
(Watch the video!)
http://www.miniurl.com/22172
Clinique Blush in “Sunset Glow”
http://www.miniurl.com/22173
Styli-Style Shadow Base
http://www.miniurl.com/22175
Hard Candy Lash Tinsel
http://www.miniurl.com/22177
Clean and Clear Invisible Shine Control Powder
http://www.miniurl.com/22178
And this is my “Beauty WishList” URL if you want to send me something to beautify myself and/or review! Also you can check out the products that HAVE been bought for me as well as the ones I am looking to receive!
http://amzn.com/w/WLFKOINITPGK
Sunday, November 22, 2009
Saturday, November 21, 2009
Friday, November 20, 2009
Are you stalking me?
- 03:24 I REALLY don't feel good tonight. This sucks so bad. I don't feel like getting sexy in tonight's show. I feel like vomiting. #
- 03:46 Please forgive me! I am not feeling well today and thus I am canceling my show tonight on undressjess.com:( Check the members only blog! #
- 14:08 You have the ability to inspire others to great heights today ... More for Aquarius twittascope.com/twittascope/?sign=11 #
- 21:19 I NEED a new camera to take awesome pics and videos for my site! Get a 2 year pass to my site for getting me a cam! ping.fm/pl0sR #< /li>
- 21:38 My grandma is bringing me popcorn chicken from Sonic! I love those damn little bits of yummy bird! #
- 21:44 OMG Tyra's next episode is all about fake hair (weaves, hair pieces and wigs)! You KNOW I'm gonna be watching this! Watch it with me ladies! #
- 23:37 I'm getting ready for my show tonight! I'm doing the lingerie strip tease show, what should I wear? #
- 01:24 I picked out what I am wearing and stripping out of in tonight's lingerie themed strip tease members show on undressjess.com! :) #
- 02:07 I'm live in my strip tease lingerie MEMBERS show now and I am getting the music set up as we speak! ping.fm/aSt9w :) #
Thursday, November 19, 2009
Are you stalking me?
- 03:48 Guess who is still doing shows? I am doing them for a 3 full rs tonight to get cause up! I'm on the 3rd hr! ping.fm/b5Soe #
- 04:18 You only have 45 minutes to get a private show with yours truly! ping.fm/XTdCQ I better you there, damn it! :) #
- 07:27 I love long funny looking socks. They make my day! In other news... I should be healthier. Starting NOW! #
- 08:41 I need my hair trimmed but the one person I actually trust to cut my hair hates me. Damn my split ends! #
- 09:56 Is this camera: ping.fm/XDXk6 T he same as this one? ping.fm/R7aEs #
- 10:43 My 1st HD shakinit vid I was going on about is on my clip store so you can get it without joining to anything! www.miniurl.com/21809 #
- 11:55 I want to move back to the "burgh". I hate this "pseudo-city" area of town. No I don't, I'm just tired of it. #
- 14:14 You have secrets that you're not ready to reveal and the more ... More for Aquarius twittascope.com/twittascope/?sign=11 #
- 18:28 What makes corn pop? It's kind of weird when you think about it... #
- 22:32 My blood test was normal today... or normal is in within my allowed range. Anyways, I'm home now and I have having to leave to get tested. #
- 02:42 I just had a nap and I dreamed I was on the show "The Office". Like it was a real office and I worked there. Interesting... #
Wednesday, November 18, 2009
Tuesday, November 17, 2009
Monday, November 16, 2009
Are you stalking me?
- 03:39 My internet is so fucked up and they can't even get here to try to fix it until Tuesday. This messes my business up so bad. I want to cry. #
- 04:15 Right now day to day living feels like I am wading through a thick swamp that's 5 feet deep. It's so fucking hard to get ahead! (Lately!) #
- 09:21 What I regret most in life is NOT remembering the time periods I cherish the most in full detail. Like the trip to DC. #
- 09:28 I need to relearn what it really means to be beautiful, inside and out. #
- 09:31 Remember 2 buy me the HD cam & I'll give you an 8 month pass to undressjess.com or a 10 month pass to my sh akinit page! ping.fm/kIqdn #
- 14:06 Your career should be your main focus now as the extreme Scorp... More for Aquarius bit.ly/4xqv1p #
- 19:46 GREAT! My CHI Silk Infusion fell into the sink last night and all of it fan down the drain. Do you know how expensive that shit is? #
- 21:52 Patsy and I just drove all the way to the store where she realized she had left all of my checks in Newburgh. Great. Another wasted day... #
- 22:17 Hey there undressjess.com members! Please go and read my members only blog entry that I just posted! ping.fm/9kfDJ Than ks homies! #
- 22:30 I received a beautiful heart necklace and a ring that has STRENGTH proudly inscribed on the front of it from my wishlist today! Thank YOU! #
- 23:29 OMG The Sims 3 is flipping addicting! (I also got this in the mail from my wishlist today!) I need a new video card though:( #
Sunday, November 15, 2009
Saturday, November 14, 2009
Friday, November 13, 2009
Thursday, November 12, 2009
Are you stalking me?
- 03:31 I'm done doing shows tonight. I am soo tired and I have soo much to do! I hate having some sort of medical appointment daily:( Strokes suck. #
- 03:53 I made that preview video I uploaded on my shakinit page last night a tiny bit longer... You should enjoy that;) ping.fm/qZnPP #
- 04:39 I'm making Spanish rice tacos. I enjoy some tacos. You may have noticed? #
- 08:43 The batteries in my Kit-Cat Clock have been dead for 3 months and all of a sudden tonight it RANDOMLY started working AGAIN! The ghosts! #
- 09:40 Random fact about Jess: I haven't worn a tampon in over 3 years! I love my Diva Cup! And she loves my vagina! (When my dog doesn't eat it.) #
- 09:56 Look what the birth control that caused my stroke (Yaz) did to this sweet girl! ping.fm/e6OQp #
- 10:04 I am so tired I could pass out while still functioning and appear as if I am a zombie. A fetching zombie but zombie none the less! #
- 10:42 Are there sheer colored stickers that can be cut to fit windows to make them look sort of like stained glass? If so what are they called? #
- 11:08 I have never wanted to be more in love than I do right now... But I'm not. I'm just not. #
- 11:12 Do they still make Pink Oil Moisturizer? Cause I need something to calm down this afro right now... And that's what I used growing up. #
- 11:27 Nighty guys! I have ANOTHER appointment tomorrow at 2:30pm for speech therapy. This won't even be the last appointment this week STILL. #
- 14:25 Even your best-laid plans might meet up with opposition today,... More for Aquarius bit.ly/4xqv1p #
- 19:21 Well I woke up late as hell this morning! I better hurry and get ready for my appointment with the speech therapist! #
- 19:35 Yay! I got too wish list packages in the mail at my house this morni ng! Let's see what I got! #
- 20:58 I obviously missed my speech appointment. There was just no effing way I could go anywhere today. I have another blood test tomorrow though. #
- 22:28 I have no idea how I was a vegan for so long considering dairy is my favorite food group... I love me some cheese! #
- 22:44 I'm about to attempt to write my first FULL blog entry since the stroke. This will take an hour worth of proof reading! Excuse the errors:( #
- 23:23 I just hooked up one of the gifts I got in the mail from my wishlist today! I got a PUR water filtration system! No more bottled water! Yay! #
- 23:35 My skin look AWESOME today! I seriously think it's due to my new anti-puff eye cream! NICE! #
- 00:22 Um, I really need a lap desk! I am trying to write a blog on the couch with my net book sitting on a box in my lap! ping.fm/ZiR8p #
- 00:46 Just to let you know the second two things I got in the mail from my wishlist today was a lift for my Wii Balance Board and a Brita pitcher! #
- 02:20 I have only written 4 paragraphs in the last 2 hours and I am worn out. I may try to finish this later:( #
Wednesday, November 11, 2009
Tuesday, November 10, 2009
Monday, November 9, 2009
Are you stalking me?
- 07:14 I just got the Bump badge on #12seconds! - 12seconds.tv/channel/UndressJess #
- 07:17 I had two beers tonight and although I am aloud to have that amount I really hope they don't fuck up my blood test in anyway tomorrow! #
- 08:53 Is there a way for Camtasia to produce a video w/o compressing the project like AT ALL? I couldn't find any production option that didn't. #
- 09:49 The 2 videos updated on my shakinit page this week are now available at my clip store for individual purchase/download! ping.fm/8S4tw #
- 18:34 I did som ething dumb last night. I accidentally took a $100 bill to the bar with me & never even noticed until I saw my change later on! #
- 19:34 I'm getting ready to go get my blood tested in a few... Wish me luck! #
- 20:36 Whoo hoo! I got some great packages from my wishlist in the mail today! One item was a clit stimulator! That exciting to say the least... #
- 22:31 My blood is REALLY THICK. I could have a stroke @ any min & I thought the beers would make it thinner! Means it was even THICKER last night! #
- 01:07 Just took my 59th mugshot! www.dailymugshot.com/main/show/25691 #
- 02:43 If everyone seems argumentative today, consider that your atti... More for Aquarius bit.ly/4xqv1p #
Sunday, November 8, 2009
Are you stalking me?
- 03:26 Make a 175x50 banner for undressjess.com & I ACCEPT it and use it I'll give you a FREE week pass to the site! Send to [email protected]! #
- 09:38 Jay came over & watched TV w/ me to help me relax my mind. I'm going to bed now & I'll be updating undressjess.com w/ a new vid tomorrow! #
- 09:46 I'd love to have the "strength" ring from my jewelry wishlist to commemorate what I've done through w/ the stroke: ping.fm/fEgsf #
- 18:29 I forgot to tell you that my new shakinit video went up last night! Check out the teaser and tell me what you think! ping.fm/092kR #
- 20:05 God fucking damn it! I can't find my stupid cell phone battery anywhere! (I dropped it and it flew out.) #
- 20:07 I was saving these boxes in here for someone that is moving but they haven't picked them up after asking for them a week ago... Trash time! #
- 21:31 I really needed to call someone before 3pm today but I could never find my cell battery! I'm so worn out, this blood thinner is KILLING me! #
- 21:42 I'm gonna lay down for a minute while I brew my Green Tea w/ Goji Berry, Pomegranate and White Tea! I'll be back later homies! #
- 23:24 Have any of you cam girls used naked.com? If so what do you think? They seem personal and not like a huge company where you don't matter. #
- 00:09 This twitter spam is seriously going to make me stop answering ALL twitter DMs so if you need me email me instead! [email protected] #
- 01:40 About to give Jeb a quick walk around the block then its show time on undressjess.com! I am going to do all 7 daily members shows this week! #
- 02:06 I'm doing live right now on undressjess.com! It's time for Truth or Dare trivia!? I dare you to be there! ping.fm/JSPU7 #
Saturday, November 7, 2009
Are you stalking me?
- 03:17 I'm doing half price sexy private cam shows for the next hour! Want some? ping.fm/lAKn7 :) Cum see me! #
- 04:09 Shows were pretty great tonight but I still need to know if and how you log into "nude chat" on camz, imlive and streamate! Let me know! #
- 05:13 I dunno if I should go outside to Cristine's wedding tomorrow. i really can't handle getting the flu after having a stroke! :( THIS SUCKS! #
- 06:21 The first Kill Bill is on VH1! I've never seen this! So far it's awesome though I didn't start watching it at the beginning:( #
- 06:48 #FF @doctoredlocks Im a ha ir extension drunky of all types. This store is truly one of faves for supplies and EXCELLENT hair extension info! #
- 07:47 OMG why hasn't anyone told me about this!?! ping.fm/86bJA Buy it for me NOW! (Plz!) ping.fm/QWmUR #
- 10:33 So I finally opened up google wave. I don't get it quite yet... #
- 10:42 I didn't get anything done tonight accept for getting my new shower curtain up! At least I'm glad that tomorrow I have NO APPOINTMENTS! #
- 10:44 So that means I should hopefully get caught up with all of my crap during the day tomorrow so I can go out with Bruce in the evening! Whoot! #
- 11:27 I'd like to remind you guys that I DID have a stroke 3 weeks ago and I am now SWAMPED with medical bills. minu.me/1aoq Can you help? #
- 18:03 I don't know what I should do. There is supposed to be someone coming to pick me up to go to Cristine's wedding at like 1:30pm! #
- 18:10 Has Disby been messing up and freezing up and shutting down for anyone else? #
- 20:48 I'm going to go take a nice long relaxing bath! Make sure you come join in on the fun via spy cam @undressjess.com! ping.fm/jnmv7 #
- 22:07 My hair feels super healthy even after coloring it blond last week, thank to these products suggested by her video! ping.fm/vAlYv #
- 22:40 What should I make for dinner? Hmmmm... Let me go look in the cupboard! #
- 00:20 Alright I am waiting my my first edited video to load on my shakinit page tonight and waiting for it to finish! Until that... more TV! #
- 01:07 Oh my fucking god! Movie Maker keeps fucking shutting down while I try to fix this damned video! It's done it like 15 times at least. #
- 02:00 I restarted my dumb machine and finally got it to work, or course I have another whole video to edit though:( #
Friday, November 6, 2009
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