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• 03:43 Have you voted for my booty shaking video yet? It only takes one click! ping.fm/UCjuW #
• 04:18 Free booty shaking video and I'm almost naked in it! Enjoy it and VOTE! ping.fm/B3z1u Please RT! #
• 05:30 Only a half hour left to go on this contest and I am back in the lead! Help me stay there by clicking me a VOTE! ping.fm/0FVCc #
• 05:52 I'm still in the lead and there is only like 10 more mins to go! Ask your friends to vote for me please:) ping.fm/9Sq1k PLS RT! #
• 05:55 Oh no! The other girl is catching up! Help me stay in the lead! Vote for my juicy ghetto booty:) ping.fm/9cHRF #
• 06:02 Yay! I won the contest guys! Thanks so much for all of your help! It was soooo close! ping.fm/T1nPn #
• 06:42 Time for a celebratory sammich and some TV! I wonder if Rosanne is on? I LOVE ROSANNE! #
• 08:05 I totally need to go to bed now. I have that show tomorrow at Someplace Else starting at 11pm! I'm actually nervous! I need my nerve pills. #
• 08:11 Can anyone find the mp3 of this poem? ping.fm/Ifg2R I need it for my burlesque performance tomorrow and I can't find it! #
• 08:26 FOUND! ping.fm/wtdKF Thanks Mr. Bear! :) #
• 08:48 1 More episode of Rosanne and then I am hitting the sheets! Thanks for all of you guys help with the contest today! I really appreciate it! #
• 09:04 God! That HeelTastic commercial totally grosses me out... ping.fm/0fDT5 #
• 11:38 You are quite determined to micromanage your day, but the more... More for Aquarius twittascope.com/twittascope/?sign=11 #
• 19:24 I got some more Christmas WishList gifts today! A book, It's A Wonderful Life on BluRay and some PUR water filters for my sink! Yay! #
• 22:51 I got the coolest new dark hair for the show at Someplace Else tonight! Are you coming? #
• 23:21 I'm not going to be available on the computer for the rest of night due to getting ready for the show tonight @Someplace Else! Call instead! #

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• 11:28 A year that was filled with hopes and dreams is drawing to a c... More for Aquarius twittascope.com/twittascope/?sign=11 #
• 17:26 OMG This girl is ahead of me! Tell every one you know to vote for my sexy ass video please! contest.shakinit.com/results10.php #
• 17:51 Ooops I posted the results link not the actual voting link... ping.fm/cV1Gy Haha, NOW VOTE! #
• 18:15 I'm hungry and horny. This is confusing. Um, VOTE FOR ME! ping.fm/Plcpd #
• 20:32 I'm your boyfriend now, Nancy! #
• 21:26 Tell your Momma! Tell your friends! (To check out my HOT free booty dance video and VOTE for me to win this contest!) ping.fm/j4zUb #
• 21:54 Want to see a video of me shaking my ass half naked? OF COURSE YOU DO! ping.fm/BuVM1 Don't forget to vote! #
• 22:41 The contest is tied! Vote for me to get me over the tie! (You don't have to sign up for anything just click "vote!") ping.fm/oIjwC #
• 01:27 I don't feel good at all and I have a members show in a half hour. I better go get ready! #
• 02:42 What the hell? This girl totally just jumped up 50 points! Please go put your vote in now if you haven't already! ping.fm/h2YNd #

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• 03:11 I am doing some privates shows for the next hour with my new hair! Come see it! ping.fm/nCkfO #
• 05:12 I am editing my shakinit contest video as we speak! I will be harassing all of you to vote for me starting tonight! #
• 06:09 Ok this really awesome dancer entered the contest so I am going to need EVERYONES help to win! I really need this extra prize money! #
• 06:56 My video is up and you can vote now! Please vote for me and tell your friends to as well! ping.fm/0ch2c #
• 10:03 My back hurts. I'm tired and I am going to bed after I walk J eb again one more time. Vote for me! ping.fm/Ao9Q5 :) #
• 11:19 My long lost brother was sitting in my house today and I wouldn't blow off my member show to eat Chinese with him. Where are my priorities? #
• 11:25 Instead of pinning your hopes on the personal satisfaction tha... More for Aquarius twittascope.com/twittascope/?sign=11 #
• 11:26 He reminded me of her brother who died. They gave me 3 watches. They symbolize "time". #
• 12:09 I keep downing tons of water to avoid downing tons of rum. Ha, I said the same word twice in the same sentence. #
• 12:37 Melatonin and 5-HTP is the insomnia "cure all". I'm such a pill popper. #
• 21:44 I am about to clean the house a little bit and then work hardcore on my performances for the show at Someplace Else on New Years Eve! #
• 21:45 This other girl in the contest in gaining on me! Please help me out by voting for me and ask your friends to as well! ping.fm/jWC6l #
• 23:15 Can't we just leave it at a compliment? Fucking rude ass. ping.fm/LQP28 #
• 23:42 Time for my strawberry and banana smoothie! ( And all of my meds and supplements, Whoot!) #
• 01:08 Please retweet or repost for your friends to vote for me as well! (Enjoy my ass jiggling!) ping.fm/oSsRr #
• 01:31 I pee like 50 times a day... What's normal? Is there a "normal" amount of times to pee in a 24 hr period? #

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• 03:04 Guess who is doing half priced camshots for the next hour? I AM! Yay! ping.fm/yLEqC #
• 08:08 It's so awesome when all my friends from High School are in town! I love you guys! #
• 08:22 Time for bed! Nighty! There is much work to be done tomorrow! #
• 11:26 This feels like a very fateful time for you as your relationsh... More for Aquarius twittascope.com/twittascope/?sign=11 #
• 18:00 I got some wishlist stuff from the UPS guy this morning! It received a black light, furry shape-up sketchers boots and NEW bose ear bu ds! #
• 18:02 My costumes I ordered to enter the Shakinit contest never got here though! So I am going to have to throw something together I already have. #
• 18:13 I just realized that my "f2" button is missing off of my brand fucking new laptop. I am going to kill the cats. #
• 18:31 Can I buy another "f2" key? How will I know if it will fit? Where would I get such a thing? #
• 19:12 I still can't find my cell phone and now my "f2" key is missing. Shoot me! #
• 20:06 I'm not ready for this jelly. So I'm going back to sleep for a little bit. #
• 20:10 I need to borrow someones pastie glue tonight but I don't have a fucking phone to call anyone. Can anyone let me use some later tonight? #
• 20:20 Yay! I also got that really sexy striped mesh dress off of my wishlist today that I have been wanting! THANKS DUDE! #
• 23:45 I am about to take my bath to get ready for tonight's show and to get ready for the contest video I have to make tonight! Come watch me! #
• 23:55 Amazing... I find my phone right after I get a new one. Fuck it. I like the orange one better anyways. #
• 00:52 Talk about extremely awkward. My NE W grandma just stopped by without calling and brought my fucking brother that I haven't seen since.... #
• 00:54 ...I was a child. AND I was naked in the shower without make-up on and I was really busy getting ready for a show and a contest video. #

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• 04:06 Can someone call my cell so I can find it? I just got home from Christmas at my Grandmas house! #
• 04:28 Karma is a bitch, bitch. I should know. #
• 04:40 I'm back on my Effexor and thank god cause if I weren't I'd hate to know the Holidays without being doped up on SOMETHING. #
• 05:05 I'm about to relax & watch "Precious". I'll probably pass out& take a nap as well. I have a blog post I wrote that I need to post later! #
• 07:00 The movie "Precious" is seriously the most heart wrenching movie I have seen in a VERY long time. Uh, happy holidays? :( #
• 07:03 Are ANY bars open on Christmas night? I need a stiff drink and some social interaction after watching that movie. #
• 08:30 I am off to bed now kids! Christmas was really relaxing and it was nice to get to see everyone in town! Tomorrow it's back to the business! #
• 11:30 You are ready to take a little spiritual journey these days, b... More for Aquarius twittascope.com/twittascope/?sign=11 #
• 21:27 I just woke up. I thought Leslie was going to come wake me up earlier today to go out to eat lunch:( I'll beat her up! #
• 21:32 I got 2 copi es of that new Dance game for Wii this Christmas. One from Mom and one from the wishlist. I am gonna give one away! #
• 21:34 God damn it that long ass blog post I wrote at my grandmas house didn't save. That shit always happens to me! #
• 22:02 Guess who has a blackberry smoothie? I do! I do! :) I made it myself too! #
• 23:50 I going to take a nap but I will be done with my members show at 10pm, does anyone want to go out/hangout? I have that Just Dance Wii game! #

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• 04:31 Weird! My landlord put chocolates and a party invitation on my door for Jan. 3rd. That is so strange! #
• 04:43 Where am I going to be able to get alcohol after 12am? Like is CVS going to be open? #
• 05:00 CVS is in fact open! Sweet! #
• 05:34 I totally forgot I have a Brittany Murphy action figure from Sin City! I need to display it now that she passed away:( #
• 06:19 Leslie is here! Yay! I told her we should make a Taco Talk Show for old school fun! #
• 08:40 I'm about to watch "It's A Wonderful Life" with Leslie! I have to call my mom and tell her this... at 2:40am YES. #
• 11:09 I am a holiday spirit. I will haunt all of you from your Christmas pasts! #
• 11:21 You don't want others to see how disciplined you are today, bu... More for Aquarius twittascope.com/twittascope/?sign=11 #
• 11:22 Merry Christmas! ping.fm/FuARP #
• 21:06 Merry Christmas Homies! I just woke up and ate an ice cream sandwich! Ha! #
• 21:21 OMG! My grandma is here rushing me to come on to her house with no warning or l ike any way for me to get home later on. #

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• 03:07 I am doing some half priced cam shows for the holidays! But only for the next hour! Come get some! ping.fm/yHWMA #
• 04:37 I just totally noticed in my mail box there was "Hair Force" growth vitamins from my wishlist! Thanks so much! Hurry the fuck up hair! :) #
• 04:53 God damnit! There are only 20 fucking days worth of "servings" of these hair vitamins in this effing package. They won't even last a month! #
• 05:11 Leslie is playing guitar on justin.tv! Go look and tell her "UndressJess" sent ya! ;) ping.fm/lyvUN #
• 11:22 You might avoid making promises about your schedule because yo... More for Aquarius twittascope.com/twittascope/?sign=11 #
• 18:51 I LITERALLY just got home from the bar. I am still totally drunk. Happy holidays kids! #
• 18:55 I also totally missed getting that fucking UPS package again! #
• 19:32 I'm going back to sleep. I hate myself. Not really but a little bit. #
• 19:36 I updated my youtube account with a new video blog! ping.fm/iH9kZ Enjoy! #
• 22:33 Ok I am fina lly awake again. What the fuck was I drinking last night that fucked me up so bad? #
• 22:38 I got 2 gifts in the mail today even though I missed the UPS guy so maybe they came from FedEx? A salt lamp and some make-up stuff! Yay! #
• 23:11 I love it when everyone is in town for the Holidays and you get to see lots of people you haven't seen in forever! It's the best! #
• 23:12 I'm making cheesy rice & broccoli with extra cheese & I am going to eat it in front of the TV watching awesome (and cheesy) X-Mas programs! #
• 23:46 My vagina just got wet talking on the phone with Leslie. I am gonna wiggle her butt and touch her boobs while she's in tow n! #
• 00:14 Hahahahaha! I forgot about Veggie Tales. #
• 00:18 Ahhhh! I ate too much cheese rice and it hurt my belly:( #
• 01:07 Leslie is coming! She's find of like Santa but in the shape of an emo child instead of an over weight bearded man.. and she touches my butt. #
• 01:27 I am trying to convince Misti to bring me a piece of that awesome Tofurky that she made for Christmas! ...And maybe a crescent roll! #
• 01:47 I just got a message on AIM from "doll parts 113" and it said: "how many diseases do you have". I replied, "at least 50". Bwah ahahaha! #
• 01:55 I just ate one of those! ping.fm/TuCqa Yum! #
• 01:59 Merry Festivus! ping.fm/dCov5 (For the rest of us!) #
• 02:16 I need a bulb for my salt lamp but there was no papers on what type to buy? Does anyone have one and know what kind to get? #

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• 03:19 Time to put up some glow stars (and planets)! Are you ready for old school celestial goodness? I AM!!!1! #
• 03:51 This "Teen Moms" show is totally sad and terrifying. I'll say it again, I'M SOP GLAD I DON'T HAVE KIDS! Maybe when I am 30-40yrs old... #
• 04:49 My doctor cleared me to take Effexor again but I am really scared to take ANY meds ever again! This is horrible... #
• 04:55 He has also put me on Lamictal for my bipolar disorder. I have never had that before... I really do hope it helps me though I'M NUTS. #
• 05:15 I want a new bra that will make my tits look so huge that they might grow m inds of their own and take over the world. Suggestions on type? #
• 06:46 Time to have a nice relaxing walk around the block with Jeb... Right after I finish putting up these damned glow stars! It's taking forever! #
• 07:26 My doctors nurse is so hot. I bet she knows I think she hot too cause my heart beat increases around her & she DOES have to take my pulse! #
• 07:48 Tonight felt really weird in my house... I think I need to start drinking more like I used to. Sober = Boring. #
• 08:05 I am going to bed early tonight. Maybe I will actually fall asleep tonight when I lay down instead of tossing and turning for hours... #
• 08:15 I took some melatonin and I am eating some dried bananas. How can I sweeten my morning smoothie without using sugar? #
• 08:29 I has more glow stars coming from my wishlist! And a black light on it's way as well! You guys rule! :) #
• 08:32 I am writing my new years resolutions this week, I will most likely post them on zeeeee blog after Christmas! ping.fm/PEcRL #
• 08:39 Melatonin kicking in... Machine shutting down... Goodnight my little beebops! #
• 11:45 You might experience a bit of a glitch when it comes to money ... More for Aquarius twittascope.com/twittascope/?sign=11 #
• 22:30 I just got home from today's blood test. It's back to normal! Yay for fish oil! (I swear this is what probably saved my blood!) #
• 22:33 I got so many wishlist gifts in the mail today! I got 2 books, pubic hair color and 2 Wii controllers w/ added Wii MotionPlus! Thanks guys! #
• 22:44 Is UPS gonna run on Friday? Please let the answer be "YES"! #
• 23:42 I'm making tacos for dinner! Want some? Come on over! #
• 00:40 I have a Christmas themed members show in an hour and 2 0 mins! I am slowly getting ready and looking for something Christmas like to wear! #
• 02:04 I'm in chat and ready to be your little xxx-mas elf in my members chat on undressjess.com! :) ping.fm/59nBQ #

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• 03:31 Sometimes I have these days when technology just fucking hates my guts. It sucks to say the least... #
• 04:24 I just bought myself a Christmas gift from azuregreen.com! I haven't ordered from there since I was like 13! Weeeee! #
• 05:50 I wish I had some alcohol to enjoy here at home. I never have any when I'm craving it and I hate going out to over priced bars. #
• 07:10 OMG AN OVERSIZE CUPCAKE!1!! ping.fm/ih55p I want! ping.fm/3oJkH #
• 07:19 New shakinit video in HD... Say what? New shakinit video free preview... Say what, WHAT? ping.fm/09cqv #
• 08:44 I am being good and obeying myself. However, self control is not very fun in the least. #
• 11:19 You know something that could be useful to others, but you may... More for Aquarius twittascope.com/twittascope/?sign=11 #
• 18:22 Coffee with "Italian Cream", fresh fruit smoothie and a pumpkin muffin! NO MEAT! :) #
• 01:20 OMG! I am finally done with all of my appointments today. Guess what? My brain swelling went down a little! #
• 01:27 I got the biggest wi shlist package maybe ever today... It was a shiatsu massaging cushion! The package was however... EXCESSIVE! :) & :( #

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• 03:42 I am busy converting a video file so I can edit it into something amazing for my shakinit page while sitting here in pain! #
• 03:58 Guess what I got off of my of my wishlist today? I got a 750 piece glow star kit for my bedroom ceiling! #
• 05:47 I can't figure out how to use Sony Vegas at ALL. Maybe I am just out of it from taking a lortab for my pains. (Prescribed, NOT illegal!) #
• 06:29 I forgot to tell you guys I got my HDMI cable from my wishlist! I will tell you guys if I notice a difference in quality! #
• 07:29 This is the longest period of time I have ever been single... I don't even know how to meet a nyone new in this town besides going to bars. #
• 08:00 I just popped a melatonin. I hope it knocks me out soon cause I hate feeling like a lonely creep that is craving massive amounts of alcohol. #
• 12:05 Your dreams can lead you and your friends into the future, so ... More for Aquarius twittascope.com/twittascope/?sign=11 #
• 19:15 I've had a massive headache again for 3 days just like I did before I had my stroke. I am very concerned that I am about to have another... #
• 19:50 Does anyone know of a website that describes how to make these? ping.fm/upLAO #
• 20:06 How much is that whole NetFlix thing? I want to join it! (Maybe I should just get my ass to the library instead for free?) #
• 20:51 I left the doctor a message about the headaches to see if there is anything he suggests. I feel like I am getting a little confused:( #
• 21:11 I called the doctor. He wants me to come in to see him tonight! This means I will probably not be able to do my member's show again today:( #
• 21:12 I'm sorry kids but not dying of having a 2nd stroke is more important than getting naked and diddling my vah-jinga! #
• 22:27 Your dreams can lead you and your friends into the future, so ... More for Aquarius twittascope.com/twittascope/?sign=11 #
• 23:01 Time to wake up! It's almost doctor time! #
• 23:20 Remember home slices, Christmas is coming and I love gifts! Especially sexy ones I can use in my work! ping.fm/ouidf #
• 01:30 Just got back from the doctor and all he did was order me to do another cat scan that I cannot afford... Help? ping.fm/CDRMy #
• 01:47 If you are watching me on my spy cams and wondering what I am doing, I am removing my clip in hair extensions so i can color my roots! #
• 02:16 Yep there is no way I am going to GET this program Sony Vegas. I can't even figure out how to fit the video larger on the time line... #
• 02:21 Ok, I'm an idiot... I figured out how to zoom in, but now how to I get my project preview window back? #
• 02:49 I'm coloring my black roots! (That's why there is a grocery sack tied onto my head, if you were wondering...) #

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• 03:02 Good show guys! I'm not going to do private shows tonight (because I don't feel %100) but I will be doing them 2 hours on Wednesday instead! #
• 03:43 I am so insanely tired and I have no idea why. I am going to take my blood thinners and walk the dog and after that I am hitting the sheets! #
• 03:47 Great! I just realized that I masturbated in my sleep and squirted period blood all over my newer sheets and pillow cases. SUPER. #
• 04:31 I just walked the dog & it's a WAY nice night out there! I wish I felt better so I could grab a drink & socialize but I don't so... fuck it. #
• 04:56 Wearing out their kn ees... ping.fm/xiV71 #
• 05:06 I had the body of a... heavy reader. ping.fm/svRi5 #
• 06:15 I have to go to my grandma's house super early in the morning & I am going to work on my video editing there with my new Sony Vegas program! #
• 06:33 Add me on facebook or I will be forced to beat you up in your sleep! ping.fm/QBBm8 #
• 07:21 I am forcing my crippled ass to walk the dog one more time tonight and then I am REALLY going to bed. Nighty home slices! #
• 11:56 You ar e a regular dream factory today. Even while you are awak... More for Aquarius twittascope.com/twittascope/?sign=11 #
• 15:09 I think I am going to bleed to death out of my vajinga! And this is only the second day! A period on blood thinners is pretty much insane. #
• 15:16 I have to go to my grandma's house to answer a effing phone call from a place that might give me free insurance. There is no internet there! #
• 22:11 I totally missed my phone interview because Patsy didn't know that they were in a different time zone. No free insurance for me! #
• 22:20 My grandma thinks I have gotten a flu in my body and that is what is making me stiff and in pain. Is that even possible? #
• 22:25 Tonight's episode of the undressjess.com members show has been canceled due to my body feeling like it may break in half. #
• 02:19 You are a regular dream factory today. Even while you are awak... More for Aquarius twittascope.com/twittascope/?sign=11 #

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• 09:52 You really hurt my feelings tonight AGAIN. But I guess you always manage to go that no matter how I try to make it right... #
• 10:13 I am so disgusting, why am I crying over any of this? I am not worthy of any 2nd chances. I lost at life. My heart is broken. #
• 10:37 I refuse to love someone that doesn't love me anymore even if I never loved anyone else. I'd rather die than continue feeling this way. #
• 12:00 Although you may be in the spotlight now, you wish you could b... More for Aquarius twittascope.com/twittascope/?sign=11 #
• 16:36 Me no want t o be a crazy and bitter Jess. Me just want love! #
• 21:16 Yesterday was a heavy day for me. I was in emotional & physical pain all day. Back to hiding in my house like a creepy & crazy cat lady... #
• 22:06 Ha! I am watching "Trading Spouses" where they switch a Baptist mom with a Wiccan/Pagan mom. The Baptist mom is gonna go crazy! YAY! #
• 22:43 I am craving a salad! I have no idea why but I want a HUGE salad. I think I might order one from Muncheeze Pizza... #
• 23:08 Damn it! The pizza place isn't answering their phone! I am left to starve:( #
• 23:2 6 I ordered from Domino's instead. Muncheeze lost out today, but I lost out on their awesome cheesecake! :( #
• 00:07 OMG! That episode of "Trading Spouses" rattled my nerves! I wanted to KILL that woman! #
• 01:16 I really don't feel well tonight:( I am going to do my member's show in 45 mins and then I am going back to bed. #
• 02:07 I am not live in tonight's Truth or Dare Trivia show on undressjess.com! You better love me for still doing the show when I feel like poo! #

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• 03:25 The meeting for the show at Someplace Else on New Years Eve went well! I am really excited about this and you BETTER come see us too! :) #
• 03:47 Tonight's members show on undressjess.com is in 15 minutes! Are you ready for a mean game of truth or dare? I AM! ping.fm/1Fu71 #
• 03:48 Are there any forums or groups online for drag queens or burlesque performers? I have some questions! #
• 04:04 My show is now LIVE on the site (undressjess.com)! Be there or be SQUARE! :) #
• 06:03 Should I go out tonight? The answer is "no". But I still would like to! #
• 06:17 I don't think I will go out tonight since I am going to the burlesque show tomorrow. BTW is there anyone I can grab a ride from to the show? #
• 06:45 OMG! Young Frankenstein is on AMC! Now I'm for sure not going anywhere tonight! #
• 07:23 I totally need to color these black roots at some point this weekend. I'm going to try to go a little blonder as well... Sunday? #
• 08:04 I think it's so weird when i see people's houses and they don't have anything on the walls at all. Like I don't get it... #
• 09:01 How do you measure what size gloves you might wear? ping.fm/QweWf #
• 09:08 Ha! I'm glad I didn't wash my make-up off yet! Someone just bought a show from me on yahoo messenger! ping.fm/t145C #
• 11:40 It was nice fucking around on the internet tonight WITHOUT forcing myself to do website related work! I needed a day off:) Nighty, holmes! #
• 11:50 You have a busy weekend now that the Moon is in your 10th Hous... More for Aquarius twittascope.com/twittascope/?sign=11 #
• 19:59 I have to go meet this random "grandma" woman in an hour and I just woke up out of a perfect sleep for this bullsh it. I am pissed. #
• 23:44 OMG I brother likes me and wants to hang out. That's insane and he has a 2 year old... I'M AN AUNT! #
• 00:02 I am about to go live in my themed show on undressjess.com! I was supposed to be goth but I look more "emo" than anything! #
• 00:16 I am having a hell of a time trying to get into my show tonight but I am trying guys! #
• 00:21 My show is most likely just going to have to be canceled. The network guy must have not got my schedule changes and I have to leave soon! #

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• 03:17 I'm doing private shows HALF PRICE on webcamclub.com! You can come chill and talk for free or pay to get me naked! ping.fm/dypYz #
• 03:19 Is there a way to make tea in a coffee maker? If so, how do you do this? #
• 03:37 Has anyone used this? ping.fm/q97uT Will it color dark pubic hair color? #
• 03:51 Hey peeps I was having the anal conversation with in chat before I did a private... COME BACK! ping.fm/vJnrD #
• 11:06 You are happy today when others want to work or play with you.... More for Aquarius twittascope.com/twittascope/?sign=11 #
• 22:48 I just woke up. I am pitiful. I drank way too much last night:( #
• 23:01 See! I told you guys I could dance good! ping.fm/MOezm #
• 23:38 Yay! The Vegas Movie Studio 9 got here today from my wishlist! I hope this will be easy for me to learn! #
• 01:32 Check out my awesome new video of me doing the robot dance in my undies:) ping.fm/kmdRr You love it! #
• 02:20 I drank way too much last night and I don't r eally feel good at all today:( This sucks! #

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• 03:22 I am pushing my members show on undressjess.com back to a later time tonight. I'll let you know when it is in a little bit! #
• 04:12 Tonight's 3D members show on undressjess.com has been rescheduled to 12am CST! If you have any questions about this IM me on yahoo! #
• 05:56 It's time for sexy 3D fun on undressjess.com! Are you ready with your red and blue specs? I AM! ping.fm/pjfUu #
• 07:37 Guess what I am going to do? I'm going to watch "It's A Wonderful Life", drink wine, edit porn and probably cry because I love this movie! #
• 09:02 I am just like my grandpa. Womanizer and all. #
• 09:48 Peep my new teaser of my booty dance video done to a song I'm totally OBSESSED WITH right now on my shakinit page! tinyurl.com/lspdz9 #
• 10:39 I'm in love with this man... ping.fm/SMglj But I think it's too late:( #
• 11:12 You are more interested now in understanding what you need to ... More for Aquarius twittascope.com/twittascope/?sign=11 #
• 15:14 Even if you have recently felt resistance in your path, your t... More for Aquarius twittasco pe.com/twittascope/?sign=11 #
• 20:13 I am slowly developing a cold and I am REALLY not happy about it. What vitamins can I take to kill it? #
• 20:15 My newest video on my shakinit page is up for individual sale at my clip store this morning! Go look! ping.fm/9PeNa #
• 21:22 What should the member's choice show be themed this next Saturday? I need a THEME damn it! #
• 21:45 This is crazy! I feel like masturbating! My sex drive has returned... OH HAPPY DAY! #
• 22:07 The internet on my desktop RANDOMLY just started working again after nearly a week of NOT working. No thanks to you Mr. J Scott! I keel you! #
• 22:28 OMG! If I could have and wear any coat in the universe it would be this one: ping.fm/zC8aM #
• 22:38 This is beautiful: ping.fm/Y2nL2 I love modcloth.com WAY too much for words. #
• 23:07 I need to possibly borrow black pasties from someone for the show I am performing burlesque in at Someplace Else on New Years Eve! #
• 23:22 Walk dog, stir fry squash and zucchini, make coffee, post in forums, apply whore paint... GO! #
• 23:49 I am about to call the grandma that I haven't spoken to since I was like 4 yrs old. Oh how strokes bring the family together. #
• 23:50 Wait. I need some wine first. This stresses me out a ton. Expect a nervous breakdown in 5-4-3-2... Now. #
• 23:57 On the phone for about 30 seconds & I got roped into having lunch with her butt crack ass early in the morning on Saturday. This upsets me. #
• 00:02 Actually I don't think she knows I had a stroke. I bet my Dad died or something. I mean... This is confusing. Why do I care? #
• 00:15 What if she wants money and thinks I am rich or something? Trust me, this HAS happened to me before. #
• 00:22 Say you are out of butter and sour cream, would you put plain yogurt on a baked potato instead? I think I'm going to try that... #
• 00:26 If I have another stroke and die or get hit by a bus (and die) for that matter, please don't forget to add me to mydeathspace.com! #
• 00:47 I want my hair to grow faster! I'm tired of wearing weaves:( #
• 01:52 For awhile there I was trying to be all "Pro MUA" and was using a brush to apply my foundation but I find fingers are easier & better, dude. #
• 01:53 Time for my Bath Time Show on undressjess.com! I need to hire a back washer though, you game? ping.fm/EzXnH #

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• 03:04 I vow to quit fighting my natural hair texture... If it's the last thing I do. #
• 03:29 I am lonely and in need of encouraging company tonight... However no one is answering my calls. Great. #
• 03:32 I AM A FAILURE! Not really... But sometimes I totally feel like one for really dumb reasons. I need to change this. #
• 03:41 I doesn't become any good until you're like 30 anyway... #
• 05:37 Lucky me. I get to go through the grueling process of reinventing myself once again. How many times does this have to happen in live? #
• 07:24 Clap for me! I got something gone! I put the trolls up on the other side of the sliding doors! (Well I have 2 more to add before I'm done.) #
• 07:53 Guess what I am doing now? I bet you can't guess! OMG! I am doing what I always do every flipping day! Editing a video! My live is a joy. #
• 07:56 Add me on facebook! It's my favorite social network... Even if they have deleted me like 5 times:) ping.fm/uXpP6 #
• 08:29 The girl that lives upstairs just told me that she has to wear fucking flip-flops to work as a part of the uniform at Abercrombie. Nuts! #
• 08:43 Time to stretch on the floor, finish my wine and hit the s heets! I'll finish this video I am editing tomorrow. (I'm taking a stand!) #
• 09:17 Is there a good book on stretching for someone that is already pretty flexible? I lost a lot of my flexibility somehow after the stroke. #
• 09:34 Ok I swear I'm going to bed... But after I listen to this song: ping.fm/X1ls2 I've had it stuck in my head for like 4 days! #
• 10:14 I need more rituals in my life. #
• 15:18 You are more interested now in understanding what you need to ... More for Aquarius twittascope.com/twittascope/?sign=11 #
• 18:41 My costumes for the burlesque show I am performing in at Someplace Else on New Years Eve arrived this morning! They are beautiful! #
• 19:35 1-2-3... The devil's after me. 4-5-6... He's always throwing sticks. 7-8-9... He misses every time. #
• 21:48 I just got back from seeing my therapist. My eyes are all puffy from crying like a baby. #
• 22:16 I just signed onto digsby and immediately the harassment began... ping.fm/5ZE1L I should take a few more days off I think? #
• 23:45 I need just a very quick & tiny nap before E. Rob arrives. Then COFFEE! #
• 02:41 I PROMISE I will call Grandma Cook tomorrow after my speech therapy appointment! #

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• 03:05 I'm doing half-priced shows for an hour! Get 1 while you can! ping.fm/tlnJY #
• 12:48 I had a super fun night! Yay! #
• 13:58 You may be attracted to the idea of doing something on your ow... More for Aquarius twittascope.com/twittascope/?sign=11 #
• 21:19 I don't remember anything after a certain point last night. This is why I love lortabs. #
• 21:54 I had a dream that I met a TOTALLY NEW boyfriend & he lived in Newburgh by my grandma & he was super emo in the head. We had the sex. HOT! #
• 22:31 The queen of dance (the best teacher I ever did know!) is going to help me choreograph my burlesque routines for New Years Eve! Good times! #
• 22:47 Why does it feel like it's Sunday? This is weird and I want a salad. MAKE ME A PRETTY SALAD! #
• 22:52 OMG! Want want want! ping.fm/YZFEV For Christmas? #
• 23:06 I am now going to attempt to make a smoothie and some rice for dinner. Then I will watch a movie and edit photos! Yay! (Which movie?) #
• 23:35 Um the smoothie was a TOTAL success! I'll have to eat/drink/consume these daily now... #
• 23:40 My grandma on my dad's side found out that I had a stroke and wants me to call her. I haven't talked to her since I was 4. What would I??? #
• 23:59 I wonder what season of LOST I am watching on WAZE. I only caught up to season 3 last spring. #
• 01:27 snʇɐʇs ɹnoʎ oʇuo sIɥʇ ǝʇsɐd puɐ ʎdoɔ 'sʎɐs sɥʇ ʇɐɥʍ ʇno ǝɹnƃIɟ oʇ ɥƃnouǝ ʇɹɐɯs ǝɹɐ noʎ ɟI #
• 01:32 I need a quick nap. My brain doesn't want to processes editing anymore photos until later tonight! #

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