- 04:14 I'm moving my desktop to take over broadcasting my spycams so I can use another pc to edit, update & do shows until my new cord get's in! #
- 05:34 Dude! WTF. My fucking facebook account was deleted AGAIN. This is total bullshit. #
- 07:25 Ok who just called me about an hour ago making weird noises and having a busy bar type situation in the back ground? #
- 09:15 You may be frustrated today by your desire to make long-term p... More for Aquarius twittascope.com/twittascope/?sign=11 #
- 09:32 I half assed made a new facebook account. I haven't really filled out jack yet but you guys should re-add me! ping.fm/80z0S #
- 09:55 I've just fucking discovered Fever Ray! Why didn't somebody alert me? ping.fm/0fuOC #
- 10:44 We are watching Ghoulies II and being lame asses over here. We fucking rule. #
- 11:04 I'm going to bed. I'll try to finish editing this vid before I have to give Steve back his power cord! (Same laptops!) ping.fm/80z0S #
- 21:33 Oh shit I made a booboo/accident last night that I could likely be killed for. I hope I fixed it in time... #
- 01:53 Fucking shoot me. Ok thanks. #
Sunday, January 31, 2010
Are you stalking me?
Saturday, January 30, 2010
Friday, January 29, 2010
Thursday, January 28, 2010
Are you stalking me?
- 03:04 I'm finishing up my bath and doing some fine booty twerking cam chats for the homies on: ping.fm/ppFKL Come chill with me! #
- 03:49 Ack! Sorry I wasn't online taking shows for a minute there! My buddy stopped by randomly but I am back on now! ping.fm/nzOQd #
- 04:24 Okay, time to get ready for the movie! I have to walk the dog and um... pee! #
- 07:28 Just a reminder. I just checked my DMs on here. I NEVER check these so just tweet me, DON'T Direct Message ("DM") me! #
- 07:33 Why aren't my HouseCamz connecting? Are they doing tha t for anyone else? Or is it just me? #
- 07:44 I just checked with the "HouseCamz" admin & he told me that they are having issues, you can view a few other "Housez" until mine come back! #
- 09:36 The Sun in eclectic Aquarius is zapped by shocking Uranus toda... More for Aquarius twittascope.com/twittascope/?sign=11 #
- 09:43 I was looking for a photo of that woman that had an horrible accident with the monkey and this image came up instead... ping.fm/7SDE0 #
- 19:10 My grandma is telling me about some new Ipod that was just announced yester day. Does anyone have any links to verify this? #
- 19:23 I was right! It's not a fucking Ipod. They would never make an Ipod that fucking huge. Argument with grandma... WON. #
- 19:53 Is there anyway to mask hair like if I am getting a drug test that tests my locks? I mean would coloring it or deep conditioning it work? #
- 20:15 We didn't get to watch Doom Generation last night because in my area it's illegal to watch it pay per view so I'm downloading it illegally! #
- 20:51 I'm restarting all of the spy cams so yeah guys, I know they are down! :) #
- 20:58 My Pajama Je ans got here today! They hug my booty quite nicely! Sweet! #
- 21:20 My birthday is inching CLOSER & CLOSER! (And so is V-Day!) ping.fm/YhFR8 #
- 21:54 Haha! I just called my old job looking for detox shampoo... ping.fm/oAVsh Awkward! #
- 23:11 Leslie is on JTV! Go say "hi" to her and check out her flashy coat! ping.fm/l43Js #
- 23:19 I suggest that everyone buys these right fucking now. I'm buying another pair as we speak! ping.fm/WFFTA #< /a>
Wednesday, January 27, 2010
Are you stalking me?
- 04:30 Where the fuck is my Larazapam? #
- 04:49 My birthday is coming guys! Don't you wanna make it an awesome celebration? YES YOU DO! ping.fm/W5C2U #
- 05:27 I can't tell if I am depressed, honestly ill or just being dramatic... Probably all 3. #
- 06:10 I think I want to start collecting Barbies again. I'm creepy. #
- 11:45 You may not be able to get through the day without having to d... More for Aquarius twittascope.com/twittascope/?sign=11 #
- 19 :42 Jay and I are gonna order some food from Muncheeze Pizza and watch some fucking "Charmed"! ping.fm/TOVfT SWEET! #
- 22:06 Damn it! I went upstairs for one second and my dog ate my yogurt cup! MAN!!! #
- 22:30 There are only 3 more days to vote for me on the Miss FreeOnes contest! Make sure you vote DAILY! (Please!) ping.fm/vVaGh #
- 22:40 Time for a little nap! I have to edit a video tonight (& do a member's show) before Jay comes back over to watch "Doom Generation" with me! #
- 01:06 Long nap. I like those. But then again... I didn't sleep all that well last night. ;) #
- 01:09 Oh right, like this is new territory for the online porn industry. ping.fm/i6gCY Um, AS IF! #
- 02:05 Time for tonight's Beauty Bath Show on undressjess.com! I'm smelly so come watch me wash my pits! Yay! ping.fm/Uaegr XD #
Tuesday, January 26, 2010
Are you stalking me?
- 03:05 Time for tonight's show on undressjess.com! Come in and make me feel better! ping.fm/tLfxB #
- 04:32 The Undress Jess word of the day is "buoyant"! Use it in a sentence please! #UJWOTD :) #
- 05:08 Check out this cute kitty and leave this nice little girl a sweet comment! (Nothing mean please!) ping.fm/SwzPj #
- 05:11 Gauging is for fucking losers. ping.fm/Zfihd #
- 09:27 Time for bedtime goodness! Tomorrow will be better than today. Today sucked my invisible ball sack. #
- 11:38 You might feel a bit like a mad scientist today because your i... More for Aquarius twittascope.com/twittascope/?sign=11 #
- 19:28 I want this doll! ping.fm/LRwMO #
- 20:22 I received "The Game of Things" (off of my wishlist) in the mail today! Who wants to come over and have game night? #
- 20:33 You know what show I always hated? Party of FUCKING Five! Booooooo! #
- 20:38 I'm stalking Leslie on JTV while catching up on emails and watching DVRed episodes of "Charmed". You should too! ping.fm/AjkG6 #
- 21:50 Gah! I was watching Leslie on JTV and got all tired. I might take a tiny nap until Patsy get's back with my med refills! #
- 00:43 Woah! I slept too late! Oh well... It's taco time! Yay! #
- 00:50 Whoa! I am fucking DIZZY! I may puke up my tacos:( #
- 01:42 All member's of undressjess.com please go check out my newest member's only blog entry! It's important! ping.fm/G1nFI :) #
- 02:02 Hahaha I am watching this to see if guys think my boobs are saggy or not! ping.fm/OhxkD #
- 02:51 Life is constantly making it more and more difficult to get my ducks in a row. Shit. #
Monday, January 25, 2010
Sunday, January 24, 2010
Are you stalking me?
- 04:02 I changed my font on my messengers! Want to know my messenger handles? ping.fm/w5KYW Message me! #
- 04:52 I'm going out to Bullock's! I'll be back later homies! #
- 11:34 While others may be acting irresponsibly in your eyes, you are... More for Aquarius twittascope.com/twittascope/?sign=11 #
- 01:44 Lucy! I'm home! :) #
- 02:54 Christ ! I am fucking hung the fuck over today! Either that or I am getting the flu. Or both? Kill me now. #
Saturday, January 23, 2010
Friday, January 22, 2010
Thursday, January 21, 2010
Wednesday, January 20, 2010
Tuesday, January 19, 2010
Monday, January 18, 2010
Sunday, January 17, 2010
Saturday, January 16, 2010
Are you stalking me?
- 03:04 I'm about to make some noodles in my undies! What kind should I make? ping.fm/r1GPx #
- 03:23 I put this hemp oil I got from the co-op in my noodles and damn that shit is TASTY! ping.fm/8tFjj #
- 05:11 I need a weave that will make my hair look like this... ping.fm/kuvkS #
- 05:48 Please make sure you guys have voted for me in the Miss FreeOnes contest today! ping.fm/QYgCc :) #
- 06:12 Leslie is on JTV! Go tell her "Hi!" and that "Jessica sent you!" :) ping.fm/Os17N #
- 06:23 I'm on JTV now too broadcasting! Come hang out with me! I need a new mod to wrangle the idiots on here tonight! ping.fm/moxbF #
- 07:46 Well JTV was fun tonight! I think I am gonna go to bed early tonight. My head hurts and I don't want to deal with anything else. #
- 08:52 My birthday is in just ONE MONTH! Make it an awesome one and send me some neat gifts! ping.fm/OuspC #
- 11:32 It's normally easier for you to be logical than emotional, but... More for Aquarius twittascop e.com/twittascope/?sign=11 #
- 21:55 I have pumpkin ice cream! And it rules! #
- 22:46 I just remembered! I have a super secret meeting I have to attend tomorrow! I should wash my hair tonight for this... #
- 23:13 I'm totally not supposed to be eating guacamole but it's so damned good! This is why my blood is always thick:( #
- 23:32 I have seriously conflicting feelings about taking my psychiatric medication. What do YOU think? #
- 00:02 The UndressJess word of the day is "escapist"! Use it in a sentence please! #UJWOTD :) #
- 01:05 The quote, "Destiny is a fickle bitch", is from what? Googling is cheating! :D #
- 01:10 Leslie is on JTV! Come and chat with us! ping.fm/Xey3v #
- 02:18 Is anyone going out tonight? Not that I should, but I might anyways. #
- 02:23 Valentine's Day is coming! Will you be my special Valentine? ;) ping.fm/xjhpH #
- 02:47 Does anyone know who the owner of ping.fm/6Kq8U is? I just signed up but I am not sure that my info went through & I want to check! #
Friday, January 15, 2010
Thursday, January 14, 2010
Wednesday, January 13, 2010
I have the blahs.
I am being really stupid right now. I am being extremely negative and dwelling on a handful of bullshit situations that I cannot control. I really wish I could stop doing this because it's destroying my life. The more I concentrate on what is going wrong (or has WENT wrong) the more bad luck I acquire for myself.
I need to realize how lucky I have been this past year! I can't keep thinking about the inevitable shittyness of life (in general) and instead I need to know how much good I have accomplished in life (in general). Sometimes it's just easier to see the glass half empty I suppose.
I need to clean up my thinking and set some yearly goals tonight. I need to manage my time better and stop feeling bad for myself. I am going to start this RIGHT NOW.
I need to realize how lucky I have been this past year! I can't keep thinking about the inevitable shittyness of life (in general) and instead I need to know how much good I have accomplished in life (in general). Sometimes it's just easier to see the glass half empty I suppose.
I need to clean up my thinking and set some yearly goals tonight. I need to manage my time better and stop feeling bad for myself. I am going to start this RIGHT NOW.
Tuesday, January 12, 2010
Are you stalking me?
- 03:53 You could be quite convincing today as you dazzle others with ... More for Aquarius twittascope.com/twittascope/?sign=11 #
- 04:22 I just went over & saw Kelley & they got the pieces of the hat out of her eyes but they are still all cut up and gonna take awhile to heal:( #
- 04:41 Please vote for me daily in the Miss FreeOnes contest! ping.fm/InS5Y Thanks guys! #
- 10:32 I was trying to sleep until 6am but I made it to 4am instead. I'll just get to work now & try to last until midnight tonight! Can I do it? #
- 11:0 3 See my HOT new premium PIC gallery I just uploaded: www.rude.com/UndressJess?mypix #
- 11:04 I'm so glad rude.com FINALLY has a twitter app! So now every time I update my pics and vids on undressjess.com it will post to twitter! Yay! #
- 11:33 Check out my SEXY new exclusive PIC gallery on RUDE: www.rude.com/UndressJess?mypix #
- 11:36 It's difficult for you to acknowledge your limitations today b... More for Aquarius twittascope.com/twittascope/?sign=11 #
- 11:54 Charmed is gonna be on in 8 minutes! (Fuck yeah!) I better make me some breakfast now! Oatmeal or cream of wheat? #
- 12:01 I messed up! Fucking Charmed doesn't come on for another hour. I'm pissed:( #
- 12:32 I'm watching an episode of Charmed on Hulu instead! There are only like 6 on there though sadly:( #
- 13:41 I have a therapist appointment today. I am gonna come up with my top 10 New Years resolutions with her and then post them later! #
- 14:39 I better remember to pick up some hair color today so I can tackle these crazy ass dark roots! I also need to start sewing my new clip-ins! #
- 15:02 Negativity is bringing me down and making me tired. I will start thinking positively NOW. :D #
- 16:10 I was gonna go to the co-op but I don't have one pair of jeans clean that actually fit. I feel depressed and defeated. #
- 16:46 When I get upset I get this horrible tired feeling and I just want to pass out and not deal with the issue that's upsetting me. Nap time! #
- 22:54 I have bled out at least a gallon of blood through my vagina in the last few days. I'm HURT. #
- 22:57 I got some wishlist items in the mail today! A book, coconut oil, coconut oil gel tabs, 3 bottles of organic body lotion & an SD card! #
- 23:06 My therapist cursed at me today for feeling embarrassed about my very honest and real emotions. I love her. #
- 23:36 Oh! I forgot to update that Kelley can now see this morning! She is still super sensitive to light but she can finally see which is AWESOME! #
- 01:12 I did something for a friend that I can be proud of today! I really hope my efforts will help. #
- 01:16 OMG!!! THE ROSANNE HOUSE HAS A FACEBOOK PAGE!! ping.fm/B00Y5 (Like!) #
- 01:54 Please vote for me TODAY for the Miss FreeOnes contest! Thanks guys! :) ping.fm/3lD91< /a> #
- 02:03 I want to have a huge ass life celebration for my birthday next month. I am so happy to still be alive after last year! What should I do? #
- 02:10 The UndressJess word of the day is "robust"! Use it in a sentence please! :) #UJWOTD #
Monday, January 11, 2010
Sunday, January 10, 2010
Are you stalking me?
- 04:02 I'm gonna lay down on the couch with Jeb and take a little nap then get up and edit those photos! ping.fm/dAqyp #
- 07:20 Wow! How did my nap make it to 1am? That's crazy! ping.fm/eNscs #
- 08:48 I has a feeling I am not gonna get to those photos tonight. I may just go back to bed and try to get up at a decent time and do it then? #
- 10:31 ping.fm/zjsv0 'Nuff said! #
- 10:33 Franken-Mullet! ping.fm/wvGAb #
- 10:38 HOT! ping.fm/aP0LO #
- 10:44 Hahahahaha! OMG AWESOME! ping.fm/X5VM3 #
- 10:46 It's true... ping.fm/eXqNe #
- 10:53 Again... TRUE. ping.fm/MSKJ6 #
- 11:38 My birthday is coming next month home slices! Make me a girl that's happy to still be alive! ping.fm/4Q8Wi #
- 22:10 The next door neighbor Knox just told me that him Jeff & Kelley just had a car accident! I think everyone is OK but I am about to call her! #
- 22:20 I called them & no one picked up but as soon as I hear from them I'll update again. I am pretty sure they are OK though from what Knox said! #
- 22:44 If I owned this wrapping paper I would never be able to bring myself to actually use it. It's too amazing! ping.fm/JSbVY #
- 23:27 The Chinese food is on it's way! YAY! #
- 23:36 Make sure you guys continue to vote for me on the Miss FreeOnes Contest! ping.fm/LceJK :) Thanks dudes! #
- 01:10 Gah! I tried the "fa ir" e.l.f. mineral foundation again today and I look like a freaking Indian. In the package it looks so WHITE! #
Saturday, January 9, 2010
Are you stalking me?
- 03:04 I am doing 1/2 priced shows here! ping.fm/d2Dzm And full service shows here! ping.fm/KGpXI #
- 03:06 I need to cum today so I want you to help me out by taking me private for a hot live cam show at PrivateCamZ.com bit.ly/2OrVah #
- 03:59 I am considering going out tonight but I am not sure. I used to go out by myself all the time but it feels like unladylike to do that now... #
- 09:46 Sometimes I put myself in situations like you but I am not as strong. #
- 11:30 Others demand a lot of you today and you might t hink they are ... More for Aquarius twittascope.com/twittascope/?sign=11 #
- 11:45 Oh wow. I just vomited. Awesome. #
- 12:24 I'm good now. Nighty ya'll! #
- 21:49 My eyes-lips-face crap is here! I am on the floor playing with it all now! #
- 22:50 Please vote for me in the Miss free Ones contest and I will love you LONG TIME! ping.fm/i18wv #
- 00:23 The e.l.f. mineral foundation is WAY TOO DARK in it's palest color that they offer! It looks way orange on me and I am not even that pale! #
- 00:54 I bet you I'm gonna fall in love with someone new this year! And when I do I am gonna force them to sniff my crack for fun every night. #
- 01:35 Are they watching sports/having a party upstairs I wonder? Bitch next time I wanna be invited! Bailey I am gonna eat your face! #
- 01:37 I'm gonna keep my justin.tv on for the night. So you can watch me lay around and edit photos in a little while... ping.fm/dzrJy #
- 02:04 Watching 'moxietarte' on @justintv justin.tv/s/01/8WCXMH0/moxietarte #
- 02:04 lets see #moxietarte ~ Come watch and chat with me! justin.tv/s/04/8WCXMH0/moxietarte #
- 02:09 Hmm #moxietarte ~ Come watch and chat with me! justin.tv/s/04/8WCXMH0/moxietarte #
- 02:15 My butt cheeks hurt from sitting in this bar stool:( I should move to the couch I think... ping.fm/r0lIK #
Friday, January 8, 2010
Thursday, January 7, 2010
Wednesday, January 6, 2010
Are you stalking me?
- 03:58 It's SHOW TIME (in 3D!) on undressjess.com RIGHT NOW! So come on in and get you a taste of that juicy booty! ;) ping.fm/Ozn9y #
- 05:39 What the fuck is the point of the Bad Girls Club? This shit used to be my daily life. Actually all this is doing is making me want to drink. #
- 05:48 Does anyone want to go get a drink? I just called my one only friend to see if he wanted to and he didn't pick up! :( #
- 06:29 My friend called back! I'm not gonna make it to the 600 emails today... but my brain is jelly anyways from answering at least 400! #
- 11:41 Someone isn't playing fairly now and there's not much you can ... More for Aquarius twittascope.com/twittascope/?sign=11 #
- 21:14 Well that was a classy night! #
- 21:25 I need to stop drinking... AGAIN. I has a drinking problem:( #
- 23:54 You guys should vote for me in the Miss Free Ones contest! I am waaaay behind! ping.fm/HRsDu #
- 00:33 OMG! I need Wonder Hangers! ping.fm/iIxcR #
- 00:44 I am restarting my computers that run my spy cams so that's why they are all down ri ght now, they'll be back up probably after the show! :) #
- 00:56 Oh great... My belly ring must have fallen out last night and that was my last one! God damn it! #
- 00:57 Noly opelep atht anc ucfk ylrael gdoo cna erad wtah thsi gesmeas syas. #
- 01:09 Look at my last update again guys! I'm ok! Haha, my friend was worried about me! #
- 01:48 Grease is on VH1 and I cry at Beauty School Drop-Out everytime! It's awesome! #
- 02:00 I'm going live in tonight's bath time show on undressjess.com! I sooo need to wash my hair! Help? ;) #
Tuesday, January 5, 2010
Monday, January 4, 2010
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