Monday, February 1, 2010

Are you stalking me?

  • 03:11 I need to take the time to fill out my new facebook profile. Fucking facebook... Deleting me... #
  • 03:48 I wish I could just get drunk tonight and not think about my life but I can't... I have a show in 13 minutes. #
  • 04:03 Haha! I was watching SuperBad but I have to stop and get naked... YAY! Come play! #
  • 05:03 I'm on free cam right now hanging out! You should come cheer me up... I had a shit-tastic day. #
  • 06:22 I didn't stay in chat long tonight but I'll be ba ck on tomorrow and I hope to see you guys then! I'm not feeling very emotionally awesome. #
  • 07:06 I'm watching "SuperBad". I DVRed it earlier. This is fucking hilarious. I wonder if cops get this drunk while on duty. #
  • 07:50 Hahaha! "SuperBad" was hilarious! I can't wait to see the unrated version that Danny sent me! #
  • 08:23 I'm to bed here in a minute but just a reminder, my old facebook was deleted so you gotta add my new one! :) #
  • 08:56 My last "tweet" that had my facebook addy had a bad link... Does this one work? < a href="">#
  • 08:59 Did you know my birthday is coming up in 17 days! Well it's true! Yay! #
  • 09:05 It's bed time for this homie. I'm flipping tired & emotionally worn down to threads. Here's to next week being %210 better than the last 2! #
  • 09:17 Spider Pig Spider Pig! Does whatever a spider pig does! can he swing from a web? No he can't He's a pig! Lookout! Here comes the spider pig! #
  • 09:23 You may have an apparently sound plan that should make you mor... More for Aquarius #
  • 10:35 By the way dudes I didn't make it into the second round in the "Miss FreeOnes" contest but I really sincerely appreciate you for voting! #
  • 17:50 Brrrr! It's effing cold up in this bitch! #
  • 20:00 My facebook was deleted a few days ago! Please add my new one! I am filling it out more as we speak! #
  • 21:09 Haha I'm sitting here catching up on emails and randomly just got horned up! I wonder if there are any shows happening on my site right now? #
  • 21:13 Yay! @TrishaUptown is live on! I'm probably gonna masturbate to her. Haha, I'm being a dirty bird! #
  • 21:17 Damn it! My grandma is here:( No masturbation for the Jess Meister! Fail. #
  • 21:20 It's ok... She bought me some General Tso's chicken and jalapeno poppers! It won't cure my horny, bit it'll cure my hungry! #
  • 21:42 I got bunches of stuff in the mail today from my wishlists! I got 4 pairs of pantyhose, a V-Day sexy dress, an SD card Ju-On the movie! #
  • 21:43 Oh! And I also got 4 colorful ski masks from my favorite "robber" fetishist! :) #
  • 21:54 Who is this model? I know her and I know this guy didn't take this picture, but I can't think of her name? #
  • 22:18 God I am so sleepy but if I can power through today I can get a better night's sleep tonight? Bah! I want a nap! #
  • 22:33 Ok... An hour nap wouldn't hurt anyone. I'm going for it! When I wake up I have some editing of a new shakinit video to finish! #
  • 02:49 Well now that was longer than an hour... That totally screws up my day! Boo! I'll just try to get some stuff done still! #
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