Friday, February 5, 2010

Are you stalking me?

  • 04:04 Come see me in tonight's Strip Tease Show featuring UndressJess the Super Bowl Cheerleader! Rah! Rah! #
  • 05:35 Computers hate me today. Someone punch me in the face. #
  • 05:42 I totally, really, seriously need a fucking alcoholic beverage. It recharges my brain. I swear. #
  • 05:58 Is anyone going out tonight, or am I on my own with this? Actually leaving the house is starting to sound like a hell of a lot of work. #
  • 06:26 Haha! I just randomly found my glove hanging off of a tree down the street while out walking my dog. I have no idea how long it was there! #
  • 06:39 This is the most appropriate song for this moment in my life... ♫ #
  • 09:13 The Hammerheads bathroom just totally grossed me out! Stanky skank juice... SAY WHAT!???!? #
  • 09:35 I just stuffed myself with "Garden Of Eatin'" guacamole tortilla chips. It ruled. Time to walk the dog! #
  • 10:01 I love it when the rain falls in my face. I could stay out in it all damned night. ♫ #
  • 10:11 I'm in this kind of mood. It's true. I'm lonely. And I'll never h ave anyone to share my nights with. Becau... ♫ #
  • 10:14 This is probably my favorite song ever. ♫ #
  • 10:18 I'm listening to Ok Computer & overdosing on Lortabs and Melatonin. Not really. I'm only a tiny bit poisoned. It'd hard to sleep these days. #
  • 10:20 Check out this fucking amazing song I am making a shakinit video too tomorrow! #
  • 10:23 Your traditional ruling planet Saturn is a bit out of whack to... More for Aquarius ittascope/?sign=11 #
  • 10:33 This song has seriously always made me want to kill myself ever since you played it for me that one time when ... ♫ #
  • 10:43 Fond, but not in love. ♫ #
  • 10:51 How is the world not this fucking depressed %100 of the time? I don't really get it. #
  • 22:17 Please go out and support the sexy and talented Saki Tsunami on Feb. 13th at the Club Royale! Festivities begin at 8pm! She rules! #
  • 00:03 I made dinner earlier and then realized I was totally not hungry. I may force myself to eat it though... DEPRESSION. #
  • 00:17 I just booked my jank ass hotel for the Phoenix Forum since I couldn't get into the sexy hotel cause it was WAY too expensive:( Oh well! #
  • 00:28 I'm gonna eat this awesome Indian food I made and watch an episode of "Charmed" and then get ready for my show at 8pm! Yay! #
  • 02:07 Oh snap! Get your scented lotion ready cause Freak Dance Friday is about to start on! #
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Fallon said...

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