Tuesday, April 27, 2010

Are you stalking me?

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  • 05:18 The first website sale ever is now over! Thank you everyone that subscribed with the awesome discount price! I hope you'll enjoy your stay! #
  • 05:22 Hahahahaha! RT @FreakshowPlanet Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs. #
  • 06:02 Wait what did I commit myself to tomorrow? Getting my hair braided and a hang out session with Scarlett after the nightly show? I need to #
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  • 06:55 These DollHouse jeans are not anywhere close to the size that they say they are. Do DollHouse run small? I bought a 12 and I got a 3 that #
  • 07:08 I had an uber depressing day. My mom, these jeans, stupid people, and flakes. Fuck the world. It's bed time! #
  • 07:30 You are able to see the benefits along with the potential pitf... More for Aquarius twittascope.com/?sign=11 #
  • 08:25 I should buy a corset tomorrow so it gets here before the June burlesque show. But I'm confused about the sizes... #
  • 08:26 I'm also going to maybe be out of town a few days before the show the 8th through the 11th so I want it delivered before then! (The corset!) #
  • 08:29 And if you didn't notice... I can't sleep. I was just laying there and every time I would drift off something loud would happen. Boo! #
  • 08:57 I'm going back to bed now. The melatonin has finally slipped into my system! Now only if I had lortabs swimming around in there with it... #
  • 18:28 I blame over sleeping on the melatonin I took last night. That stuff zonks me out to the max! #
  • 18:48 Is tofu low carb? #
  • 19:21 I ordered some Chinese food! Yum! (I don't feel like cooking today.) #
  • 21:09 I have to get off of my ass and take a bath and get ready for Brazilian dance with Brandi at 5:30pm! #
  • 21:48 I'm running my bathwater and about to get in! If you wanna watch me bathe head over to und ressjess.com w/ a quickness! ping.fm/RLyXo #
  • 22:04 Jesus I got sucked into the Tyra show and my bath water ran over into the fucking litter box. I don't even know what to do about that... #
  • 00:22 That zumba class straight up kicked my ass. It certainly wasn't my best dance lesson ever BUT I'm going back and trying again on Thursday! #
  • 01:11 Time for a quick 20 minute nap and then I have to get ready for tonight's 3D show on undressjess.com! #
  • 02:50 Camz canceled my show because I was late due to my computer freezing up and it takes like 20 minutes to reopen. FUCK! #
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