Are you stalking me?

• 03:46 I am going to remain positive tonight even if you always make that oh so hard to do. Oh wait while I was typing that you called back and ... #
• 21:15 I am startin season 3 of LOST today. I heard this season was slow so I am not as excited as I would like to be :( #
• 21:21 @minasmusings Yeah my bedroom cam has been constantly disconnecting for about a week and a half now? #
• 21:22 @wag1960 I watch them online! How was season 3? Good or slow? I want a second opinion! #
• 21:23 @haskel420 He does have some amazing character! #
• 21:24 @SiaLikeWhoa Ha! I always said jeb looks like a muppet! He is full grown now and a little bigger than that pic. Maybe 45-50 lbs? #
• 21:25 My computers are acting extra weird and slow today. Two of them keeps turning off behind my back and closing down some of my spy cams:( #
• 21:28 That's it! After my millionth browser crash within the last hour I am going to defrag these bitch ass laptops. Spy cams will be up and ... #
• 21:37 @minasmusings I'm not sure yet I have been changing around computers lately so maybe it's just the way I have them set up right now? #
• 00:22 @minasmusings Ha I am messing with it today. #
• 00:28 @wag1960 I watch it from the network site. #
• 00:29 @bellabellini Well good. I tried to watch episode one of season 3 today but my computerscreen keeps going out and drriving me nuts. #
• 00:33 It was really hard not to grab a drink last night. I didn't think it would be hard to stop drinking but surprisingly it is! #
• 00:34 @wag1960 That's pretty cool :) #
• 00:39 I am having a hard time keeping up with my email esp on computers that don't rule as hard as my toshiba laptop. It goes back to he shop ... #
• 01:04 @mitigateaccomp I think I might be as well:( #
• 01:10 I am about to take my happy nappy out to eat some china buffet with the Steve man for his belated birthday dinner from me! #
• 02:55 I am downloading the 3D webcam driver on my netbook for my member show starting in (ack!) 5 minutes! Hurry driver! #

Are you stalking me?

• 03:56 I am making myself some pasta for dinner and I am going to eat it settled down with the second to last episode of season 2 of LOST! #
• 04:11 Buy me this! ping.fm/zpZ1Z #
• 05:29 Haha! Steve just called me from deerhead and is getting totally trashed for his b-day. Does Jaya's serve sushi at lunch time? #
• 06:39 (410): Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was http:// ... #
• 06:39 @BryceThinksThat Ha I will tell him that! #
• 06:43 (856): My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do? ping.fm/mNaHz #
• 06:47 (517): areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?! (616): you srsly need to quit going to that bar ping.fm/XS9Rd #
• 06:54 (546): Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and t ... #
• 07:02 (132): if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder ping.fm/3KAR4 #
• 07:06 (810): I'm laying in your front yard are you home ping.fm/rJc7B #
• 07:21 @FinnMcCool1 hahaha. #
• 07:32 This is me: (703): I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one. ping.fm/2XkNl #
• 07:33 @Diamond I have been meaning to ask you, your skin looks awesome! What do you use on it? What foundation do you use? #
• 19:03 What the hell ever happened to Jesse Camp? #
• 19:04 @raydensaintsinn Thats really economy friendly of you! #
• 19:07 @hornyjoe True I agree. It was just a copy of a text off of that crazy site I was looking at last night :) #
• 19:07 @FinnMcCool1 Uh thanks. But I plan on not drinking anything anymore except sake with sushi :) #
• 19:08 @Diamond Will do! #
• 19:08 I forgot how much I love the different china buffets. Now that I went on Monday, it's all I can wrap my pretty little mind around. #
• 19:15 @raydensaintsinn Wait, what? I'm confused as to what this is in reply to? #
• 19:26 I have been watching make-up tutorials on youtube for a few days and they have inspired me to do more with my eyeshadow and whatnot agai ... #
• 19:30 This is my first day sober! This might mot mean jack to you but I haven't been able to go for more than 3 days sober for over 5 years! #
• 19:36 @raydensaintsinn Hmm what was my response to that? I am wondering if I was drinking cause I have no idea who they are:( #
• 19:37 I am opening wishlist gifts! I am so lucky I have such awesome online buddys and fans! #
• 19:41 @raydensaintsinn Oh snap that was meant for someone else! I am sorry I was half awake at that point, forgive me? #
• 19:42 @jjdactyl Thanks! Just finished the article. Glad the dude is doing well:) #
• 19:48 @neugin Just keep supporting me! I just want to do this mainly to get my head back on straight. #
• 19:49 I never thought of myself as a shoe person until I just realized I have enough shoes to cover the feet of a small village. #
• 19:58 OMG boarding my dog for two weeks is going to break my ass financially. Goodbye money :( #
• 19:59 @david_toesrus Good for you! #
• 19:59 @minasmusings Totally I got some boots and a hot fishnet sexy shirt today! #
• 20:07 @neugin Awe thank you so much! That means A lot to me! #
• 20:14 @minasmusings Pics of the latex stockings? I have always been interested in having some of those but been afraid they would choke my hams. #
• 20:15 Have you ever used a eyeshadow primer? Could I just use white concealer instead? #
• 20:23 @GabrieleMilan I was thinking a light bit of that might have it stick and also make the colors pop more than nothing at all, you know? #
• 21:02 @minasmusings I still have the login info in my email I will check in and check them out later:) #
• 21:04 @bottleblack @VRockalily What is the texture like with the urban decap primer, is it like a little tachy for the shadow to stick? #
• 21:05 I am going to watch last episode in season 2 of Lost. Then I am going to get to work! #
• 21:09 @GabrieleMilan I am going to pick up the white stick of max factor from the store nect time I am out, let me know how it works for you! #
• 22:14 Fucking A. I find out that boarding my dog is $20 a day and this needs to be paid in advance tomorrow and out of no where my computer i ... #
• 22:16 @_taylorscott Alright I am now convinced. I will have to get this soon! #
• 22:38 I will be a little broke chickadee again very soon, but this cat is telling me there is more green where that came from. Thx kitten! #
• 22:51 OMG! My baby toshiba laptop is finally home. I am about to fire that sucker up! #
• 22:57 So I just turned on the newly fixed computer that cost me $364 dollars and yeah the screen is still not working in the least. Awesome. #
• 23:09 Okay... The screen light is really trying to stay lit up but like it's got this shaking inconsistency to it. I think they are picking i ... #
• 23:11 @lsf938 Honestly, if I did have a child their name would probably have something to do with technology. #
• 23:39 The last episode of Lost in season 2 was flipping awesome. I want to scream and cheer all at the same time! #
• 23:41 I am gonna do a bath show for my member chat tonight! Running the water now... Be there in 20mins! ping.fm/yDxdW #
• 23:48 @VRockalily Man I have to try some of this stuff! #
• 23:51 My in grown pube finally pussed itself out of my skin... HAWT! #
• 23:57 5 minutes until bathtime/showtime! Whoot! ping.fm/9A9pX #
• 01:33 I'm doing those sweet ass cheapo private shows right now on ping.fm/aiCxl !!! #
• 01:34 @Silent_Brad Hahaha! I embrace the grossness of life! #
• 01:35 @BrianHeavenly Thanks homie! #
• 01:35 @elaboratedream Dog sitch is good but is going to cost me hella money! #
• 02:14 I am posting an oldie but a goodie for my high quality pic set update this week as requested by Danny ;) ping.fm/ZzX7Y #
• 02:19 twitpic.com/491bc - This is that baby dog I have been going on and on about:) #
• 02:27 @SiaLikeWhoa I am going to eat his face when I finally get to bring him home! #
• 02:27 @elaboratedream He's being fostered right now at a whopping 20 dollars a flipping day! #
• 02:49 @SiaLikeWhoa That's a labradoodle for ya! #

Sex Worker, I am!

Are you stalking me?

• 03:17 I finally got that damn living room cam back on. I am picking up the house. A little. Very little:) #
• 04:46 I can't ever just have a good fucking day, can I? #
• 22:27 I suck and can't handle alcohol anymore. So I cancelled my show at 5pm. I am seriously not going to drink anymore, NO JOKE. #
• 22:32 I am attempting to make microwave only steam fresh rice and cheddar broccoli on the stove. Wish me luck on that. #
• 23:54 I look and feel like shit on a stick. #
• 00:11 @kick069 Please make me feel better :( #
• 01:08 Write it down for the history books! I am seriously going to stop drinking starting today. #
• 01:43 Ok I will continue to drink Sake with sushi. How could I not? #
• 01:54 @panacea81 I just learned about you! I am like watching all of your vids and I def want to order one of your kits! #
• 02:31 Copycats suck. #
• 02:59 @cowboybubba Hey thanks! I figure other people do it, why can't I? #

Are you stalking me?

• 03:11 @david_toesrus Ha yeah everytime you join something on twibes you have to post it to be put into the group. #
• 07:01 @david_toesrus It does but I wanted to get it out of the way all at once. #
• 18:36 I am laying in bed and toying with the idea of trying to function today. Steve keeps changing his story. #
• 18:58 Computers are like potato chips! You can't have just one! #
• 20:01 Great my grandma decided she doesn't fucking feel like taking me out to animal control to talk to the director and identify my dog. #
• 20:07 I am pretty mych not going to be able to keep my dog and that breaks my heart. The next step is to figure out what would be best for him. #
• 20:28 @Chrisfotch I know magic? #
• 23:55 I have a member show in 6 minutes and I am incredibly full of chinese buffet! ping.fm/ChCj5 #
• 01:03 @TonyEvelina No but I have a short term plan! #
• 01:04 @Toni_KatVixen I went to see him today and they are gonna find him a foster spot for a few weeks while i figure something out! #
• 01:04 @Spankinresource Pretty darn sweetly! It's my little am machine! #
• 01:10 I think one of the wires to my cams in my living room has gone sour... I really don't feel like messing with it though. Later? #
• 01:24 The animal control is gonna neuter Jeb and give him rabies shots and find a place to foster him for a week and a half! They also gave h ... #
• 02:50 Damn it! One of my usb extenders DID go bad:( #
• 02:51 @Toni_KatVixen Thanks! I need all the hope and good luck wishes I can get! #
• 02:52 @Zachariah1th Um, how would I go about doing that? #

last weeks pic updATE!

The whole set is viewable on good ole' undressjess.com!

Are you stalking me?

• 05:00 Money is much easier to spend when you can't watch it go... #
• 08:16 You are nothing and you can't tell me you don't care because to you all it is, is a power control. #
• 08:28 Oh, my name is Steve. I play the victim! Cause I can't own up to my own selfishness/mistakes! #
• 08:31 Escapism. I need it. PLZ! #
• 08:42 Fucking amazing! ping.fm/Cj84P #
• 08:59 I am going to bed because I am full of yummy food and damnit I might as well ride this feeling of good as long as possible:) #
• 21:45 I can't deal with this. I can't lose my best friend. He is the dog that has always been with me, why can't you see that and help me, Steve? #
• 21:45 Just joined a twibe. Visit twibes.com/AdultWebmasters to join! #
• 21:47 Just joined a twibe. Visit twibes.com/Marketing to join! #
• 21:48 Just joined a twibe. Visit twibes.com/LOST to join #
• 21:49 Just joined a twibe. Visit twibes.com/divination to join #
• 21:49 Just joined a twibe. Visit twibes.com/networkingwomen to join #
• 21:50 Just joined a twibe. Visit twibes.com/Entrepreneur to join #
• 21:51 Just joined a twibe. Visit twibes.com/Tarot to join #
• 21:52 Just joined a twibe. Visit twibes.com/tarotwitter to join #
• 21:54 Just joined a twibe. Visit twibes.com/Pin-Up to join #
• 21:55 Just joined a twibe. Visit twibes.com/horrorfans to join #
• 21:57 Just joined a twibe. Visit twibes.com/Dogs to join #
• 21:57 Just joined a twibe. Visit twibes.com/Bloggers to join #
• 21:59 Just joined a twibe. Visit twibes.com/twittermarketing to join #
• 22:00 Just joined a twibe. Visit twibes.com/EmpoweredWomen to join #
• 22:04 Just joined a twibe. Visit twibes.com/OnlineBusinessSuccess to join #
• 22:16 Just joined a twibe. Visit twibes.com/sexblog to join #
• 01:27 God danmit I just woke up too late for tonight members show. I really hope they don't kick me off of this network. I'll reschedule for ... #
• 02:07 Can anyone please drive me out to animal control to identify my dog and speak to the director tomorrow? I'll buy us dinner. #

Are you stalking me?

• 09:12 I am home and drunk on the mini. I want my doggie back in the fucking morning!!! #
• 09:16 Oh and sorry I fucked you dad and you want to fuck him yourself, that's kind of creepy Liz? #
• 09:18 @moron_tx Isn't it hot though? #
• 16:04 I am up taking some meds to help me be more up so I can deal with the dog man issue. #
• 16:15 @moron_tx Ha they try but one of them is fixed. #
• 16:19 I have no class and I like that about myself to be honest. #
• 17:59 I am tired of people reporting to Steve that I talk about him on twitter, further freaking him out about my life online. #
• 19:52 I hope I can figure out something for Jeb because if he isn't adopted in 7 days they will euthanize him. #
• 20:05 @crusaderz4life Info about what? Steve? I don't really care. I am not posting any type of super secret thing. But then again I LIVE online. #
• 20:30 I am going to lay down and then think of something else besides the crap that is my current situation. #
• 20:31 @CatalinaLoves My neighbor broke in and stole him and took him fucking animal control. #
• 22:56 I am doing two shows tonight for my members to make up for the one I missed yesterday! One at 8pm and one at 9pm CST ping.fm/9Iw3M #
• 23:16 I added the 3D show video to my archived camshows section! ping.fm/VrfRg #
• 23:59 Correction my shows tonight are at 9 and 10pm not 8 and 9pm. My mistake! #
• 01:26 @Dream_Nikki Thanks! Me too on the unicorns! #

Are you stalking me?

• 06:57 I'm working on getting my profile page on shakinit.com up and ready for my booty! #
• 07:11 This will be my shakinit.com profile though it's not live to join nor is my new HD booty shaking content uploaded yet: ping.fm/t7Q0I #
• 07:12 @GMoFo Sweet! How do we set it up? #
• 07:25 A new high quality nude photo set is up on ping.fm/tdXeA It involves a hot tub! #
• 08:07 I just got a tiny amount of work done. Only a tiny amount but it's work none the less! #
• 08:17 My tit hurts and I am sleepy. I hope I can actually fall asleep though. #
• 10:43 I need to get back in bed. I mean, what am I doing online anyway? #
• 11:15 @DreamNetJade Oh! Ok I know what you are talking about now:) Thanks for the compliment! #
• 11:16 Some adult webmasters are so unethical that they will stop at nothing to get whatever they can out of you, rip you off, and then throw y ... #
• 19:39 OMG! My mini laptop is here already! #
• 19:40 @ice_mouton Oh does it have the old link on there? #
• 19:41 @SexyLittlePaige Oh it happened to me a long time ago. I have been doing shit on my own for awhile now and LOVING it! #
• 19:41 @geraldsaunders It wasn't me this time it was just me being pissed that I caught someone in a lie who rips other girls off with that lie. #
• 19:58 So I got the fucking mini laptop and every time I turn it on it does within ten seconds plugged up. WTF!? #
• 20:10 Haha! My grandma Patsy just called to tell me she saw Beyonce's new movie. Apparently it's a "bad mammah jammah!" I love that woman. #
• 20:15 I keep trying to start my new mini laptop and it dies before windows fucking loads. At first I thought it wasn't hooked up to the wall ... #
• 20:17 @prattdanny 8 inch acer um make and model... looking... aspire one aoa 150-1126 model zg5 #
• 20:33 @Cornyne Does it need to charge up before it will start even if it's plugged in? #
• 20:35 @prattdanny Did it work whe it was just like plugged up or did it have to charge a bit? #
• 20:35 @izsy_xox No but it is plugged up... #
• 20:36 @Spankinresource It just shuts down as if like it runs out of power or maybe like it's over heating but this is only after trying to load. #
• 20:37 @Cali_Diva Thanks girl! I try :) #
• 20:44 Have a facebook? Add me! ping.fm/DADuz #
• 20:46 @Spankinresource I dunno maybe it just needs to fully charge> I am going to try that before I freak the hell out. It's an acer. #
• 21:03 @prattdanny God fucking damnit. #
• 21:04 @Cornyne I looked but found no info on this issue. #
• 21:04 @izsy_xox I could try! :D #
• 21:26 @Eroldan Sweet! #
• 21:26 @kick069 What now? #
• 21:29 @pbrPoohBear Thanks! #
• 21:32 I am going to lay down for a few minutes while I let this damn laptop charge up a little more before I call and go ape shit on customer ... #
• 21:40 I tried to make my live show page on my site easier to follow for members. Let me know what you think! ping.fm/quC5L #
• 21:40 @terencepalmer I honestly don't know how to do that? #
• 21:41 @Eroldan Thanks! Did you know your tweets are posting twice though? #
• 21:53 Someone has broken into my house and stolen my dog I may have to cancel my show tonight... Calling animal control... #
• 22:06 Called animal control and I have to fucking go out there to see if he is there and I have no fucking car or way to get there. I am goin ... #
• 22:06 Also the bank has fully taken over my house. I have to somehow get all of my shit out tonight. How can I think about this when my dog ... #
• 00:33 I got the mini working. Apparently I was pushing in the power supply to far? Oh and the bitch broke in stole my dog and took him to an ... #
• 02:20 I am having a shit day. One of my spy cams keeps failing and I have no fucking clue why. I am about to check the cam quality on the acer. #

Are you stalking me?

• 18:02 Yay! I hung out with an old friend from high school last night! Chris Hogue... He looks like "The Dude" now! #
• 18:11 Today is the magical day for new weaves everywhere! Let us rejoice in the name of FAKE HAIR! #
• 18:12 @what_sadie_sang Yeah he looks like the big lewbowski now and still lives at home. He's cute! #
• 18:14 Hi @AngelSweety, thanks for the @MrTweet recommendation. mrtweet.net/clubmix1996?tr #
• 18:15 @what_sadie_sang That just sounds like a big funny to me. I wanna see you super drunk. #
• 18:55 @what_sadie_sang Dirty Dancing it hot AND fun! #
• 18:56 *singing* Who's got the soup... I DO! Broccoli cheese soup! I DO! #
• 19:14 Dude! I just got some HOT photos I took for Risque Lingerie. I put a few on myspace: ping.fm/Qlio4 GO LOOK! The rest will be on h ... #

Do you use kwippy? I am checking it out but I think it's probably a twitter ripoff but add me if you are there! http://ping.fm/4Tgmm

What is "page rank" and why is my site a 3 and not a 1? EXPLAIN TO ME!!!!

What is "pge rank" and why is my site a 3 and not a 1? EXPLAIN TO ME!!!!

Ha! I reactivated my old Friendster account! http://ping.fm/lKkvU

If I change my twitter name, will I lose all of my followers?

Are you stalking me?

• 03:16 Childhood. ping.fm/MteLU #
• 03:41 So this is what's REALLY going on! ping.fm/ICovC #
• 14:45 I woke up only because I kept dreaming of tacos. There needs to be a support group... "Hello my name is Jessica and I am a taco addict!" #
• 15:10 @izsy_xox Hahhhahaha! I love you. #
• 15:10 @elaboratedream Hey I am great today! How are you? #
• 15:48 Hahahaha WTF! ping.fm/kX996 #
• 16:16 I think I will pick up a new weave today. Something exciting... #
• 16:56 Where the fuck is my goddamned note book!?! I am always misplacing shit god damnit. #
• 16:56 @arielandrews Ha no idea never seen it. Wanna do some content to share on our solo sites? #
• 17:15 Um. I just got strivectin in my eyes. It's burning like hell. #
• 17:21 WTF! Now my hp laptop won't fucking start now. GREAT. #
• 17:41 So the hp laptop is randomly loading now. I smell a new computer purchase coming soon... #
• 18:34 @LDometriax DUDE! One day I will I swear but I need MONEY to afford one. #
• 19:23 I have "Steppin Out" by Joe Jackson stuck in my head for some strange reason... #
• 21:12 I just got cheap belly ring from the hair store. I hope it doesn't like give me a rash or turn me green! #
• 21:13 @meowmistidawn Hahahahahaha I love that fucking song. I had no idea that you knew that though. #
• 21:14 @meowmistidawn I want some purple eyeshadow like you have on in your background pic. HOOOOT! #
• 22:38 I'll put in my new weave tomorrow. I might color my hair for it after tonights member show and privates, though. #
• 22:43 @meowmistidawn What were those kind of clips you told me I could sew onto hair a long time ago and make those like Jessica simpson pieces? #
• 23:36 I am painfully lonely right now. #
• 01:20 I am doing private cam shows for awhile now cause no one wants to hang out with me in real life:( #
• 01:29 @mvifquain And now you know why:) #
• 02:14 I'm going to the peephole... WHO'S COMING WITH ME!? #

Are you stalking me?

• 03:32 @fernandafeix Ha yeah that is me dummy... Ha! #
• 03:33 @LauraMatsue No see that is older than I am and what most people guess. I would guess you are 23-24 but you LOOK like you are 20. #
• 03:33 @teh_Joker Close! #
• 03:34 @iBlogBetter Ha! Well yes I am old enough to be naked online. #
• 03:44 Air keeps popping out of my vah jay jay and it's ok. #
• 04:17 @BrookeOHC Hahaha once I queefed so loud in a yoga class and it was the most embarrassing thing ever. #
• 04:27 @JessieLynne Hahaha! #
• 04:27 Alright I want my glass of wine and crazy cat lady robe... NIGHT! #
• 05:10 I am "drinking" (i.e. guzzling) wine and um I have court in the morning! #
• 07:25 "You're so pretty when you are unfaithful to me!"`~ The Pixies #
• 07:42 Arcade Fire~ Neon Bible~ Black Mirror... FTW!!!!!!! #
• 08:18 I do not get men. They all suck unless they are the only two I have ever LOVED #
• 18:19 Bottle of wine. Bottle of cold medicine. Still alive AGAIN. Missed court. Steve's Papaw died. My heart stopped a few times. LIFE FTW. #
• 18:27 "And this I know, his teeth is white as snow."~ Pixies #
• 19:50 @bellabellini Thank you. I promise I will be ok soon. In a day maybe. #
• 19:56 I went ahead and canceled my members show for tonight. I still feel like vomiting and I probably have a bench warrant out for my arrest. #
• 21:10 @DreamnetAngel Well I didn't show up in court today. #
• 22:27 Epic! ping.fm/86yAv #
• 22:34 Here I am being arrested for prostitution... ping.fm/c2qG6 #
• 22:41 ... and here is my internet marketing resume! ping.fm/VGjgH #
• 23:19 Awe! I wish I REALLY had a sister:( ping.fm/QqX69 #
• 23:23 ...annnnnnnnnd I wish I looked like this: ping.fm/9KGpx #
• 00:48 My vagina is inexplicably wet... #
• 01:33 Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeere is Steve with my taco/burrito/fajita thing!?! #
• 01:33 @miguelg1964 Let's rub out wet vaginas together, Whaddyasay? #
• 01:48 REMINDER: Due to not feeling so great after my silly stunt last night I am not doing my members show tonight on www.undressjess.com ! #
• 02:21 This is hot. ping.fm/2Ilgo #
• 02:41 Hahahaha I forgot about this! ping.fm/xn9OR #

Are you stalking me?

• 04:51 @stinger6 Isn't it? :D #
• 05:07 My new high quality Wonder Woman themed photo set is up on www.undressjess.com !!!! Entitled, "JLA Jess!" #
• 05:20 Um, I just received an email stating that I have been using facebook "incorrectly" and that the email served as a warning. Uh, incorrec ... #
• 09:18 I have some god damned Bruce Springsteen, Thunder Road stuck in my head and it keeps waking me up... Yummy danish! *Gurgle* #
• 09:52 Surfing the INTERNET late at night I ALWAYS stumble upon a page with the loudest most obnoxious music ever and I pee in my pants a littl ... #
• 09:58 @SexyInLondon It makes me want to reach out and bash someone! #
• 09:59 @neugin That's so dumb, as if I am supposed to leave out what I do for a living in profile that is supposed to sum up "who I am". #
• 10:02 Time for me to go back to bed, now that I have had my way with that delicious danish! #
• 15:12 I need a pair of hot pants to go with these awesome tights an anonymous fan sent me from my clothing wishlist! ping.fm/HI7eT #
• 15:29 @LEAFSFANTV Me tooo! #
• 15:50 I bought some Rimmel Lasting Finish Mineral Powder Foundation yesterday... What are your thoughts on this product? #
• 15:53 What is a size 3/4 in 24-32 numbered sizing in jeans? #
• 15:55 @neugin Ha! I think they actually were on my ass about one of my pics so I removed any with my url on them. #
• 15:56 @kugey Thank you! #
• 16:43 I have lots of shit to catch up on today now that I have my ADD meds again. I also need to get my ass on the elliptical before it encom ... #
• 17:28 Can I get a undressjess.com member to hit me up on AIM: Clubmix1996 I need help testing out some spy cams! #
• 17:50 @GGClarissa Thanks for your help! What brands do you wear in 24? #
• 17:50 @GnomeSmasher Don't smash gnomes :( #
• 17:53 All of my webcams except my damn 3D cam are now being utilized as spy cams:( Be lamb and buy me another cam to use for shows! p ... #
• 18:05 I am spying on Tasty Trixie ping.fm/xNCLe right now! I feel so naughty. #
• 18:06 @GGClarissa Ahhh! We no longer have that store here sadly:( #
• 18:19 How do YOU personally market your adult site/online services other than using an affiliate program? I wanna know! #
• 18:45 @bellabellini Submit galleries where? Link me to this submitter thingy? #
• 19:53 @bellabellini Cool! I am going to look into this. #
• 19:59 To my ladies: Tonalin flipping WORKS! #
• 20:41 I have on the rimmel mineral foundation. I put it on wet so I could build it a little bc it's very shear and got the perfect coat. It ... #
• 20:54 I should get out the elliptical and break a sweat but instead I think I am going to lay on the couch and just "think about it". #
• 21:46 Goddamnit! I am going to do this fucking elliptical but I swear I would almost rather starve then do any type of FORCED physical activity. #
• 21:53 @iBlogBetter Yeah and the price for me loving donuts and sushi wayyyyy too much. #
• 22:41 I got out the damn elliptical but haven't gotten on it yet. I will in a sec I SWEAR. #
• 22:59 Ok seriously I am going to pee and then elliptical it out. Watch how much fun I will be having on my spy cams at www.undressjess.com !!! #
• 23:29 Alright I better do my last 15mins cause I have a members show at 7pm CST. (@ undressjess.com DUH!) #
• 23:46 Thug Luv by Bone Thugs and 2Pac is totally my fucking anthem! #
• 01:03 The bestest cat in the wooooooorld is sitting next to me! #
• 02:31 It has come to my attention that most people think I am way older than I actually am... How old do YOU think I am? #

Are you stalking me?

• 14:24 "A pig in a cage on antibiotics." -RadioHead #
• 15:15 Tink was gone outside for awhile last night. I would have died if anything happened to her. #
• 15:24 What do I all need from the grocery today? I can't remember! #
• 15:33 @corrington Hahahaha! As if I wash my own clothes! #
• 16:38 Awe! I got an awesome email from a friend I had in Jr. High and High School! Lindsey is the sweetest! #
• 16:43 Are you on Jaiku? Me too! Add me! ping.fm/kJmt1 #
• 18:48 I really hope Steve finds a new fucking apartment by the end of this god damned week. #
• 18:50 @addiejuniper Hahaha! I sure hope they aren't retarded! :) #
• 18:54 God damn that cat box stinks like a bitch! #
• 20:18 @izsy_xox Am I sure who isn't my ex? #
• 20:20 I need to start getting on my face for my errands I am running. I just organized Steve's desk... into a box:) Hey! I'm helping him move! #
• 22:50 Back from the store! I got a HUGE danish and a gallon of banana split icecream! #
• 22:58 Will ANYONE please teach me how to skate so I can join the roller derby? I want to knock bitches down in a positive environment! #
• 23:15 you know mu muscle tone is looking better. I think that tonalin really works! #
• 23:16 You know MY muscle tone is looking better. I think that tonalin actually works! #
• 23:51 All of these slow ass computers are driving me up the fucking wall. I want my god damned toshiba back NOOOOOOW! #
• 23:54 @mcnicnice All of the above! #
• 23:55 @MissTierra Ha! yeah but I can't just run around being violent in sneakers! I need to learn to skate! #
• 00:30 Tonights 3D members show is in 30 whole minutes!!!! www.undressjess.com #
• 02:05 @frosti2007 I am in the midwest... Where are you? #
• 02:34 I am doing private chats until 10pm cst! ping.fm/2bxXZ #

Are you stalking me?

• 13:26 I just slept for nearly 14 hours. I hope I am going to feel better today! #
• 13:36 @Canageek Ha! Which message was it again? I just woke up after sleeping like 14 hrs:) #
• 13:54 BRB! I am restarting my sony laptop so my housecamz and SOY cams will be down for a few! #
• 14:26 Back online and spy cams are back up as well! Later I need to defrag and whatnot though so will be down again soon:( #
• 14:56 I am thinking about bringing my blue hair back! #
• 14:59 Should I order Chinese food or pizza? Or just eat the clam chowder I have here at home? #
• 15:00 @Canageek Ohhhh! Well I have some entries let me check them out first before you RT! #
• 15:00 @elaboratedream I am great and you? #
• 15:06 @elaboratedream What happened last night? :( #
• 15:19 Haha! Guess whoooo? ping.fm/njyYR #
• 15:21 @elaboratedream Don't do it! It feels better to know you have conquered the cut for the entire year! #
• 15:22 @AidanOHC hehe! I think I am gonna go for the general tso's!!! #
• 15:36 Hahaha! How did I just run up a 30 buck ticket in a Chinese food order? #
• 15:49 @corrington OHHHHHHH HELL YES! The crab rangoons! #
• 15:49 Weird fact about Jess: She LOVES taking IQ tests! #
• 15:50 @kick069 It's like a natural red now and I will do like hot red first before I even think about the blue again but I certinly miss it! #
• 15:50 @elaboratedream Well I'm glad! Be strong, girly! #
• 18:37 Yay! My HD Camcorder is here! #
• 18:54 @charmicharmi Ha! I'm a lucky gal I guess:) #
• 18:54 @kick069 Hahahahaha! Probably my ass? #
• 18:55 @haskel420 Yeah... I hate Photobucket for that... #
• 19:24 Yay! My HD Camcorder is here! ff.im/25LzT #
• 19:31 Check out my girl Sabrina's wonderful music! ping.fm/DgCTi I m using some of her music in upcoming site vids! #
• 19:31 Check out my girl Sabrina's wonderful music! ping.fm/DgCTi I m using some of her music in upcoming site vids! ff.im/25P5j #
• 19:48 Sabrina Chap on MySpace Music - Free Streaming MP3s, Pictures & Music Downloads ff.im/25Qdf #
• 19:56 FUCK! I can't seem to wake up all the way! WTF!? #
• 19:56 FUCK! I can't seem to wake up all the way! WTF!? ff.im/25QPq #
• 20:29 Link ff.im/25SYI #
• 20:29 Link ff.im/25SYG #
• 20:29 UndressJess FUCK! I can't seem to wake up all the way! WTF!? ff.im/25SYF #
• 20:48 If you make music (or know someone who does, have them) send me tracks to get naked to! undressjess@gmail.com #
• 20:48 If you make music (or know someone who does, have them) send me tracks to get naked to! undressjess@gmail.com ff.im/25UiH #
• 21:12 If you make music (or know someone who does, have them) send me tracks to get naked to! undressjess@gmail.com ff.im/25VND #
• 21:12 UndressJess If you make music (or know someone who does, have them) send me tracks to get naked to!... ff.im/25VNF #
• 21:13 Double tweet remedied yet? Tell a sista! #
• 21:16 Yay! Double tweet problem has been over come! Anyways... Still send me music to use on my sites and get naked to! undressjess@gmail.com #
• 21:59 I am updating, cleaning out, and defraging my sony laptop. "Housecamz" spy cams will be down until this is done! #
• 22:09 @mcnicnice Thanks! I can't wait! Let other folks know I need music too, will ya? #
• 23:14 My brain is not functioning well today and because of this I cannot think in a straight line to save my life! #
• 23:34 I am going to enter Joanna Angel's twitter DVD giveaway contest! You should too! #
• 23:36 @joannaangel #barules 1. raunchy 2. urgent 3. drunken 4. slimy 5. skanktacular! #
• 23:37 @charmicharmi I am off of my adderal right now because good friday fucked me. #
• 23:42 I gots a members only show in 19 minutes! See your asses there! www.undressjess.com #
• 01:09 It was nice of you to stop by... and also kind of creepy. I really wanted to go out and have a drink with you but I knew where that wou ... #
• 01:33 My damn sony laptop is still defraging and I am tired as HELL. I am going to lay down for awhile and think... #
• 01:39 @Freakiebee Ha! I don't even remember what link you are speaking of! #
• 01:40 @Briklin Isn't the first week without it total shit? #
• 01:47 I am fat today. I am tired from not having my meds. Some spy cams still down due to defrag. Love me! #
• 02:05 Housecamz are back up and I added another cam to the rude cams as well! The HD camcorder works great and I can't wait to start using it! #
• 02:06 @Freakiebee Ohhhh! Ha no her site that she runs burningangel.com is not exactly SFW:) #
• 02:36 @teh_Joker What about it? Ha! I obviously have one. #
• 02:38 @teh_Joker Ha yeah I have seen it. It's what I got all of that dang publicity over using last week! #
• 02:42 @teh_Joker Oh! Well in that case... now you know:) Thanks for the heads up anyways, link me to stuff you think is cool anytime:) #

micro fame?

Look what the cat dragged in!

The other day I was written about on Fleshbot which ended up spreading to a few other sites.

Read what they had to say about me and my AWESOME 3D webcam!

http://fleshbot.com/5203911/live-nude-camgirls-in-3+d

http://i.gizmodo.com/5204462/camgirls-are-now-in-3d

http://business.avn.com/articles/34969.html

That was a pretty darn good idea getting that fancy shmancy webcam if I do say so myself!

Publicity is exciting!

Are you stalking me?

• 03:29 I want my juicy ass spanked and cute little pussy kissed:( #
• 03:42 @Spankinresource I need this boy here to stop being lazy and get to it! #
• 03:43 @paterickschmede Hahahaha! #
• 04:41 My head still hurts and I wish I had a banana split or something else equally delicious! #
• 05:01 you should follow @spyonus, @PrivateCamZ, @webgirltweet, @amandapalmer and @jessiekitty. 1 more picks at twibes.com #
• 05:07 @mypervertedmind What's pidgin? #
• 05:07 @FinnMcCool1 :) Well let's go! #
• 05:10 @AngelSweety How do you get those rude.com updates on your twitter? #
• 05:40 Animal control is taking away my dog tomorrow because the neighbors complained that I had abandoned him. I am so fucking upset. #
• 06:00 @Canageek I can't refuse police from taking my animals. #
• 06:01 @truenaughtygirl Because my animals are at my old house that was foreclosed because I am waiting on Steve to move so I can bring them... #
• 06:02 @truenaughtygirl ...here when I take over this apartment but he hasn't left yet and I have no where to take him. #
• 11:00 OMG! My favorite non-grandma grandma emailed me! She taught me how to read tarot cards and I haven't seen her in ages! :D #
• 11:06 @elaboratedream Well he's still at my house but I have to call the previous landlord before the foreclosure and get info... #
• 11:07 @Canageek ...That's not the most reasonable of ideas, plus none of my friends can take him in. #
• 11:43 @elaboratedream I really appreciate it. I swear that damn dog has saved my life so many times I don't know if I could go on without him:( #
• 13:11 I am making some soup for my "illness" and preparing to call my exlandlord to see if there is anything I can do to not lose my animals. #
• 13:33 I think Jeb will be okay t the apartment for a few more days. The bitch across the street called the police and said I abandoned him though. #
• 13:43 Listening to Bat for Lashes and signing up for FriendFeed to see what that shit is all about... #
• 13:47 This is my new thingy thing if you wanna add me here: ping.fm/6icuo #
• 13:47 @elaboratedream Yeah it's short for Jebdiah :) #
• 13:48 @Canageek I think it will be ok for a few more days but I really need to figure out a plan:( #
• 13:53 @elaboratedream Are you blpd? #
• 13:54 @Canageek Because I am not living there right now and I guess they haven't seen me visit him or anything? #
• 14:18 @elaboratedream I ask because I am borderline but I find it sortof humiliating and rarely talk about it:( #
• 14:22 Everybody go download the song Daniel by Bat for Lashes! RIGHT NOW! #
• 14:41 Anyone have a cheerleading uniform I can borrow? #
• 14:54 @elaboratedream I have issues with men as well, obviously. #
• 15:03 I might lay down for awhile... I don't like living right now. It's just too much. #
• 15:36 @elaboratedream Oh shit! It's a full moon? #
• 15:37 I really hope housecamz gets back with me about my embed giving an error in my spycams area. I have emailed them about this more than once. #
• 17:27 What are your modeling rates? #
• 17:49 I just got my dry skin brush! It makes clouds of skin cells brush off my body! This is COOL! #
• 18:50 Um WOW I made AVN! ping.fm/KOygS #
• 19:16 @bossyprincess Thanks :) #
• 19:16 @what_sadie_sang Hahaha! What effing skills? #
• 19:16 @Cornyne Why thank you! #
• 19:17 @Fairaday Ha back when I was a mall employee... Oh the memories! #
• 19:17 @SamanthaSky Thanks love! #
• 19:33 I am wearing a god damned Jeffree Star hoodie. But only because it's covered in UNICORNS! WHOOOOOOO! #
• 19:37 @Fairaday Ha! Everyone is moving and good riddens cause I like being in the middle of nowhere. I actually want to move to boonville! #
• 20:11 OMG this piece of shit computer is going so fucking slow! I want my god damned Toshiba back already! #
• 21:00 Um I am retardedly fucking tired to the max! #
• 22:24 Unforeseen bullshit with my laptop arose while they were installing the new hard drive... Which means I won't have it until the middle ... #
• 22:49 @truenaughtygirl Not yet. I think I bought a little time. #
• 22:50 @gheezus It is pretty neat! #
• 22:53 @hotlilly Thanks! I wish they would have like used a picture of me or something though! Ha! Either way I am stoked! #
• 22:53 @stinger6 I am sleepy today:( MAJORLY exhausted! #
• 00:03 I'm live in my Friday Truth or Dare members only show on www.undressjess.com !!! :D #
• 01:09 I'm doing some cute little end of the lamest-week-ever PRIVATE SHOWS... ping.fm/2bxXZ #
• 02:04 I am done doing shows for the night and after I hook my housecamz back up I m going to take the nap of the freaking century! #
• 02:05 @elaboratedream Thank you so much! #

Are you stalking me?

• 00:32 OMG I am ill!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #
• 00:36 Please don't kill me. I am not doing my show tonight as I am sick as fuck. I will get the housecamz back up later! #

Are you stalking me?

• 03:48 Tech probs attacked me and decided to not let me do my show tonight:( I will reschedule this one and sundays missed show and do two dou ... #
• 04:16 @LDometriax Hahahahhahahhahaha. I am actually cracking up. I want a business called the data daddies! #
• 04:46 Plz harass me into doing private camshows this week. I need some extra money after paying for my lappy to be fixed:( #
• 04:49 @ClaudiaNova Make me a pointy leather bra plz! :D #
• 04:49 @LDometriax hahahaha you keep making me laugh so hard my side squeezes up and i can't breathe. #
• 04:53 Ok... this mutha fucka looks dangerous: ping.fm/rM5wA #
• 05:03 Good night unicorn land!!!! #
• 07:12 I can't wait until i FINALLY get my laptop back tomorrow, EVEN sans the memory! And I still think Steve should kill himself for this. #
• 12:30 Uh oh! Steve was late for work! I told him not to go out and drink on a work night! #
• 12:34 @Fairaday Oh... That's what they all say. And I was buying one before the hell broke loose with my former apartment. #
• 12:54 I'm going to have a nice peaceful bath. On cam of course! (My cat is drinking the fresh bathwater atm!) #
• 13:34 Ok... I SWEAR I am getting in the tub now. I was distracted by emails and forum posts. I am an internet addict! #
• 14:05 I'm not done with my bath yet, I'm just letting my hair get a nice deep condition since I am gluing my temporary extensions back in today:) #
• 14:08 Do people even wear belly rings anymore? If so, where do you guys get them? I need a new one! #
• 14:29 @LDometriax Alright data daddy... :) #
• 15:35 @geraldsaunders Rmail returned! Get back with me after you catch your much needed zzzs! #
• 15:41 I'm out of the bath and only have like two hair wefts still glued in so I might look insane... I will glue the rest back in once it drie ... #
• 16:14 I can't find a god damned pen like anywhere and I need one to fill out some important forms:( #
• 18:28 I just had a nap with my kitten sleeping on my feet keeping them warm. Now she's making out with Steve's cat. It's hot. #
• 19:00 My hair is STILL not dry and that makes me want to go hulk crazy on it. #
• 20:35 I need to do my elliptical like right now but instead I want to have nasty bloody period sex:) #
• 20:40 @noraleah Happy to help! I LOVE my damn dive cup. #
• 20:40 @neugin hehe, i rule. #
• 22:07 Do you know anyone that makes booty dance music that would allow me to use it on my new booty shaking page with shakinit.com? I will pl ... #
• 01:19 I'm going to be doing uber cheap private cam shows for the next few hours! ping.fm/2bxXZ #
• 01:38 I have on this really awesome pinstripe thong and boostie thingy! And my butt looks pretty darn awesome tonight as well! ping.fm ... #
• 01:50 I am hungry but instead of eating I am doing naughty private shows to be able to eat next week! ping.fm/2bxXZ :) #
• 02:01 @neugin Haha! Yes actually... at least in my world? #
• 02:13 OMG look at me! I had no idea this was up! ping.fm/PI6Yh #
• 02:24 Eye izzzz on fleshbot! ping.fm/DKMrg #
• 02:36 @kick069 Heck yeah! #
• 02:37 @mcnicnice I know! I rule :D #
• 02:47 @CatalinaLoves Thanks! It's pretty darn exciting! #

Are you stalking me?

• 03:11 I'm doing a bath show on my site tonight via camz at 11pm CST. That's in less than an hour at www.undressjess.com ! #
• 03:12 @__Bren__ Nope:( The hard drive kicked the bucket and I am having it replaced:( #
• 03:40 Steve is crazy if he thinks he can kick my computer and destroy it and then decide he doesn't need to pay for it to be fixed because I h ... #
• 10:34 @trumptight09 Ha! That's the thing! he actually DOES feel it's a trade off! #
• 10:34 @DreamnetAngel Awe thanks for coming that was awesome! #
• 10:36 @tornadoliese Awe! That is great I am going to RT this! #
• 10:38 RT @tornadoliese Live in the LA area with a child? ping.fm/wx53a #
• 10:42 I'm getting up when Steve get's up for work today to get back on the right sleep schedule. Wish me luck with this horrible task... (5:41am) #
• 10:47 @billythrob Me too! It has really gotten back cold as hell here! #
• 10:48 @daisydelfina Hahaha! My ex has a soft spot in my heart too. I'd pretty much do anything for a little time with him. #
• 10:51 @AvaKnight Hahahha! I have been updating you for the last 5 minutes just to see what that woman ended up doing! #
• 12:21 plan on getting a lot of things done today. This is a very very VERY good thing! #
• 13:18 My diva cup smells like cabbage. Hahahahha! I think it's time for a boil? #
• 13:19 @Arcangel2020 Morning! #
• 13:19 @scorpion99 I'm trying! I need my other damned laptop though man. #
• 13:37 @noraleah The diva cup is a reusable vaginal cup that catches your blood and you can use it up to 10 years! #
• 13:38 @RhythmGirl Keep with it! It took me about two cycles to get used to it completely! #
• 13:47 I am about to work out on my elliptical for a half hour and I haven't worked out in over a month. This should be rather embarrassing! #
• 14:18 Um I did 15 minutes backwards on the elliptical and I'm taking a lazy ass break before I do the 15 mins to the front:) #
• 14:44 What was your fave childhood book? Mine was "The Giver". #
• 14:47 BTW my rude cams will be down until the computer that runs them is done defraging. This will take awhile and I apologize! #
• 15:03 @dannywylde I enjoy your face! #
• 15:23 @moron_tx Wasn't that turned into a movie as well? #
• 15:23 @TheHornyBunnies Yep classical :) #
• 15:24 @iBlogBetter Ha! Yeah that's why I usually go backwards first to get it over with! #
• 15:24 @what_sadie_sang What's Island of the Blue Dolphins about? #
• 15:38 @iBlogBetter How does it work? #
• 17:37 That nap I just had was ON TIME! #
• 18:18 I am starting to slightly hate the people that live in my town. Only SLIGHTLY! I want to live even deeper in the middle of nowhere... #
• 18:44 @Cornyne I'm up for just about anything at this point. I am going to become a hermit. #
• 18:51 Does Broadcaster StudioPro crash anyone elses computer or just all of mine? #
• 19:26 @izsy_xox Who the hell is nermalweenie? #
• 19:32 @izsy_xox Haha! Tell the kitty I said what's up homie? #
• 19:53 I love love LOVE Dead Can Dance. #
• 21:39 I want a magical 15min nap that answers all of my restless woes. #
• 01:33 I am eating very tasty donuts and I refuse to share! #
• 01:35 @fenris23 I had the nap. I hope it doesn't keep me up all night just cause I slept a few hours! #
• 02:13 @trumptight09 Yeah I totally just deleted it off of my two computers here. #
• 02:18 The good news is that I will get my precious Toshiba laptop back tomorrow with a new hard drive. The bad news is that Steve has to die ... #
• 02:49 Mu Tues night members show starts in 12 minutes! And it's in 3D all over again! (Bring your 3D specs to www.undressjess.com !) #

Are you stalking me?

• 05:59 Well I fucking have to replace my hard drive. Oh and Steve isn't fixing it cause I owe him for staying here while being homeless. #
• 06:02 @bburzycki It clicks after trying to spin up. Then it's a black screen with a blinking white curser in the upper left hand corner. #
• 11:02 What is the difference between the first memory card and the second? Would they both work with the webbie there? ping.fm/81O68 #
• 12:14 I'm going back to sleep! RT What is the difference between the first memory card and the second? Would they both work with the webbie th ... #
• 23:56 My show tonight on camz has been moved to 11pm CST tonight! to allow me time to prepare one of my older laptops for the heavy requireme ... #
• 00:05 @ldometriax Thank you! I was wondering why one was like waaaay over priced! #
• 00:06 Tonight's members show on www.undressjess.com via camz is being moved in time to 11pm CST for me to be able to prepare an older laptop f ... #
• 00:51 I ordered that HD cam! Which means I will be using it on my site in probably less than 10 days! Updating my downloadable vids again! #
• 01:25 What are some other preferably free cam splitting softwares other than manycam and splitcam? #
• 01:52 Um why am I so sleepy just for no reason? I mean I slept all damn day... BTW Cyber Dads picked up my laptop and they are replacing the ... #
• 02:15 @sexymercedes Use splitcam! That one is free:) #
• 02:16 @ldometriax Cyber Dads is a two guy company that fixes computers:) #
• 02:18 @furrygirl What are hastags and twemes? #
• 02:27 @sexymercedes Oh I am trying:( #
• 02:41 @SiaLikeWhoa Nice to meet you as well! #
• 02:45 My dry skin brush is on it's way! OH HAPPY DAY! #