Are you stalking me?

• 03:32 @fernandafeix Ha yeah that is me dummy... Ha! #
• 03:33 @LauraMatsue No see that is older than I am and what most people guess. I would guess you are 23-24 but you LOOK like you are 20. #
• 03:33 @teh_Joker Close! #
• 03:34 @iBlogBetter Ha! Well yes I am old enough to be naked online. #
• 03:44 Air keeps popping out of my vah jay jay and it's ok. #
• 04:17 @BrookeOHC Hahaha once I queefed so loud in a yoga class and it was the most embarrassing thing ever. #
• 04:27 @JessieLynne Hahaha! #
• 04:27 Alright I want my glass of wine and crazy cat lady robe... NIGHT! #
• 05:10 I am "drinking" (i.e. guzzling) wine and um I have court in the morning! #
• 07:25 "You're so pretty when you are unfaithful to me!"`~ The Pixies #
• 07:42 Arcade Fire~ Neon Bible~ Black Mirror... FTW!!!!!!! #
• 08:18 I do not get men. They all suck unless they are the only two I have ever LOVED #
• 18:19 Bottle of wine. Bottle of cold medicine. Still alive AGAIN. Missed court. Steve's Papaw died. My heart stopped a few times. LIFE FTW. #
• 18:27 "And this I know, his teeth is white as snow."~ Pixies #
• 19:50 @bellabellini Thank you. I promise I will be ok soon. In a day maybe. #
• 19:56 I went ahead and canceled my members show for tonight. I still feel like vomiting and I probably have a bench warrant out for my arrest. #
• 21:10 @DreamnetAngel Well I didn't show up in court today. #
• 22:27 Epic! ping.fm/86yAv #
• 22:34 Here I am being arrested for prostitution... ping.fm/c2qG6 #
• 22:41 ... and here is my internet marketing resume! ping.fm/VGjgH #
• 23:19 Awe! I wish I REALLY had a sister:( ping.fm/QqX69 #
• 23:23 ...annnnnnnnnd I wish I looked like this: ping.fm/9KGpx #
• 00:48 My vagina is inexplicably wet... #
• 01:33 Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeere is Steve with my taco/burrito/fajita thing!?! #
• 01:33 @miguelg1964 Let's rub out wet vaginas together, Whaddyasay? #
• 01:48 REMINDER: Due to not feeling so great after my silly stunt last night I am not doing my members show tonight on www.undressjess.com ! #
• 02:21 This is hot. ping.fm/2Ilgo #
• 02:41 Hahahaha I forgot about this! ping.fm/xn9OR #