Saturday, July 10, 2010

Are you stalking me?

  • 03:09 This beer tastes like a dirty old white man. A cracker. #
  • 03:22 I'm totally rocking out to Bjork's "Gling Glow" album! #
  • 04:31 I'm straightening my hair dead straight for the first time in forever. #
  • 06:12 Do you ever Masterbaite on cam On Rude? — What is "masterbaite"? 4ms.me/dy0GVf #
  • 06:13 What's your favourite outfit to make you feel sexy? — Skin. 4ms.me/dwSdvF #
  • 06:13 soo wait if u have sex in porn when u have a bf it's … — Um I have only done movies with people I'm dating. I … 4ms.me/bXfPEh #
  • 06:15 does yout bf often grab your butt? — Ha. It's usually my thighs, not my butt unless we're doing it and in that ca… 4ms.me/992zB7 #
  • 06:15 I already think I love you for having the nerves of steel it took to put up with that annoying F*… — Hahaha. Sure. 4ms.me/d2voTz #
  • 06:16 are u into foot fetish? — Hmm. in a way. i love my feet loved on with massages and kisses and even tiny licks to… 4ms.me/bSFWhW #
  • 06:46 co me visit me in canada and i'll take u out for dinner and drinks and sex!-ericedwards1234 — Ummmmm... 4ms.me/cz1zOf #
  • 07:22 Although you're quite busy with chores, you still find plenty ... More for Aquarius twittascope.com/?sign=11 #
  • 08:04 Double time kitchen action! That's hot... #
  • 16:44 I just peed with out it killing me but I still feel weird as fuck. Probably due to me drinking blueberry vodka last night like a retard. #
  • 16:49 A little more hydration and back to bed for this sista! #
  • 16:51 have ever farted in front of your bf? — Haha! Yes! 4ms.me/aWMwrm #
  • 17:05 would you allow your bf to spank you? — Um yes? Duh. 4ms.me/bA8eEf #
  • 21:14 I ordered a fucking pizza! Yay! :) #
  • 21:15 Do you hate Me? — Why would I hate you? 4ms.me/91uRv9 #
  • 21:16 Hey Jess Hot Stuff do you ever walk around you house b… — I do when I get out of the shower... And I don't know … 4ms.me/9lePae #
  • 21:16 do you oft en wear a thong? — Hell no. 4ms.me/bMX7Xe #
  • 21:16 would you mind it if your bf was always grabbing and slapping… — Haha! As long as it didn't start leaving bruises. 4ms.me/abV5zx #
  • 21:16 Where would you most like to vacation? — Seattle or New Orleans. 4ms.me/d4py4G #
  • 21:35 I love meeting new and interesting friends from the internet! That's so exciting! #
  • 22:02 Since I have a bladder infection I'm gonna skip my show tonight & instead catch a roller derby thing and then go see Bulimia perform at Bull #
  • 22:07 Awe man! Nevermind on the derby thing (probably!) since it's not my friend Megan's team! :( #
  • 22:11 Okay just in case I DID go, where is this derby thing being held tonight? #
  • 22:15 Hey Models Plugin gals! I canceled my show tonight so that frees up a space at 10pm CST if any of you sexy ladies wanna take it! #
  • 23:50 What is "chetty"? #
  • 01:16 I have to paint on a face now so I can stuff it with sushi type stuffs. #
  • 01:26 My futon smells like shit... Literally. #
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